What insect would you main in an insect fighting game?

When the fuck are scorpions getting a nerf?
>Tail can strike you lighting-fast and from across the fucking screen
>If you someone get close claws have extremely quick grabs
>Has stupid amounts of super armor
>Poison affect makes it so one tail strike can be fatal

spiders are always disadvantaged in these because they never get to use webs or be set to ambush, meanwhile scorpion is in it's prime offensive position.

canonically the strongest bug in the animal kingdom

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Scorpions aren't insects.

The chadpede himself

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>gets stuck in spider web
>spider abandons web, knowing it can't kill it
>dies of starvation

wow gg

That's fucking horrifying

>Scorpions aren't insects.
huh

anything that can kill spiders i pick that. fuck spiders

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BASED

But they aren’t insects, retard.

>rips through web with big fucker horns
>looks for spider to anal probe
>rips spider anus with its massive horn strength
mega horn.jpg

He’s right, they’re arachnids. You need to crack open a mother fucking book, friend.

Did they both die?

I want a strategy game with eusocial insect colonies
I'd play termites and bees all day

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I accidentally ran over a cat on my way home from work today :(

I'm gonna main this giga chad

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The spider was webbing the scorpion the entire time. That's why it was moving so strangely.

I meant huh like "huh." not like "huh?"

I assume you were driving a Beetle?

not an insect retard

Damn he even got the chad hair

Christ, are those huge things just to power their chompers?

DUDE MY TABBY

I needed that laugh. Thanks user

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>insect fighting game
>they put DSP as a guest character

based king of all insects

>implying it won't just bulldoze right out of it or fly away

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*crunch crunch*

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not an insect :(

Getting bit by one of these is the worst thing according to that guy who gets bitten by everything to see how much it hurts.

Mantis chads for life. Stealth crits never fail.

>Big head mode

I was wondering why the thing looked like it was running while poking with its back legs. It was trying to tie its arms and flee at the sametime? Poor thing just didn't realize fucking glass is a thing.

Yeah but ants still win most of the time against them.

Rabbits are mammals, not insects

Both dead. Judging by the puncture wound on the spider and by the webs covering the scorpion, OP's webm is just the end of a long fight, during which both were poisoned.

Dragonfly for sure, those niggers are basically the fighter jets of the bug world

Does this count?

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god i wish that was me

Derick?

neither are scorpions or spiders, so beetle it is

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>Insect fighting game
>People talk about maining spiders, scorpions, crabs.
I'd main a centipede or a giga chadbeetle

that can't be real

Hanklin?

>centipede
>Insect

no termite soldiers just have larger bodies so they can survive longer fighting other insects and also be able to blockade tunnels inside the colony from predators or raiders
youtube.com/watch?v=PljzqcsQ62U
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there's many species with different kinds of soldiers with different defensive mechanisms including acid spraying nozzles, termites that explode when touched by an alien, termites with pincers, mandibles, etc

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What a badass. Beetles are fucking cool.

post bug's
youtube.com/watch?v=DfEaUD4RzTU

Why are beetles so based?

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>0 wasps
>He doesnt main a wasps that infects a spider and has their babies control said spider and create a web for them while they eat the spider from the inside
Not based

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locusts are fucking horrifying