BASED overwatch

is it racist to have chibi drawings like that on all the asian characters

I love Mei; I just wish she was a little bit bigger

Nope. I'm not fucking falling for this shit.

Don't give in.

GODDAMMIT DON'T YOU FUCKING GIVE IN.

whats the orange thing attached to her belt supposed to be? I guess she's supposed to be a waitress but it's a very confusing skin

>Mei skin
Damage dealers don't play here.
If you're not catering to the hanzo, Widow, Genji, and roadhog niggers then you're wasting your time.

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CANONICALLY 3D MODELED THICK FUCKING THIGHS

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oooooooh fuk fellas
the
mother
fucking
test

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Paladins has the superior slutty skins. It's gonna take something REALLY slutty to bring me back to OW.

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Nice, more sfm porn. Game is boring but at least it pumps my dick

The THICC is real lads

Friendly reminder that Mei was skinny and Zarya didn't exist until Blizzard felt they had to respond to that infamous Anita video bitching about the lack of "body diversity" in the initial roster reveal.

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why are her knees so red?

cant believe we got stuck with that fat tumblr mei and zarya just because the dykes on twitter demanded it

FUCK JEWZZARD

and now I get to jerk it to thick Asian vidya girl and Anita can't stop me

>Spent so much time on this game
>Randomly started hating it
>Every time I see a picture from it I'm filled with rage
Is this how Warcraft and Starcraft fans feel?

fpbp. overwatch is fucking dead, nothing worth playing for

Current Mei is best mei

Oh you know.

thicc mei is unironically better though

thicc >>>>>>> sticc

I feel like this is what an ancient civilization person would feel like when if they went to a museum

Yes and now I've added Overwatch to that list.

>internal tech theory
Kek

I'm still glad Zarya exists if only for the fanart

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Wheres... *cough cough* the actual content...? We don't need *cough wheeze cough cough* anymore *cough* skins... *cough wheeze cough* Maybe... A cool new *cough* map or maybe *wheeze cough cough* a new gamemode.... Anything...? *cough cough wheeze cough cough*

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But you have to go back is for redditurs

have sex.

did you miss the part where she has had tights shapin perfectly arround her thighs as tights do since launch?

I mean I like muscle gals, but her pink hair is disgusting. at least that recent recolor sort of fixes it.

It was kind of genius on Blizzard's part turning Mei into the token fat chick since it shut up tumblr for a while on top of giving chubby chasers a reason to get into the game.

kek is a reference to WoW (horde "lol" being transcribed into "kek"), which is itself a reference to Korean laughter and, therefore indirectly, competitive SC: Broodwar.

>another skin for SFMs
Based Blizzard.

Mel is cute! CUTE!

>Could have had Lara Croft from the North Pole
>Got land whale with pixar face
Zarya doesn't matter because she's ugly, but fuck them for not using the cool design for Mei.

Is there much porn of Mei? D.va is getting a schoolgirl outfit so I think they will have their hands full anyway.

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Stop having sex.

I will not reinstall Overwatch until they give waifubait skins for my wife Pharah (and make her a properly viable character to play as).

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>Is there much porn of Mei?
Yeah, she's extremely popular.
Not Mercy or Widowmaker levels but still has a shitton.

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Yes I’d like to order the melon smoothie
>EXTRA THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

thats not a skimpy bikini overwatch team try again

Its Tool Time.

I don't know how so many people get that wrong.

You people will just eat up the same shit Blizzard gives to you wont ya? Taking the same shit over and over, no content is added to the game but it has a cute nice skin that you can dress up your waifus in. Some of you losers are no worse than these fucking gachafags.

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Wow you mean they anita was right and it did make for a more visually interesting and diverse games and one reason fantasy can seem so generic is because they all share the same fucking body types

Why the FUCK won't Blizz model her body, put her in a tank top or something like that, and give her a rocket-pack attachment?

Based fat chick

THOSE FUCKING THIGHHHHHHSSS HNGGGG

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skins are gameplay?

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>friendly rivalry

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why does the skin matter when the game is in first person

why do I need to play the game for a skin when the OP picture is already everything I'm going to get

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>Based isn't even on the list.
Cmon, user. You got me all curious, and then there's no payoff?

Overwatch probably gets as many maps per yer as your favorite game.

So Anita did good then? Now we get a muscle chick, and a thick chick? Good job, Anita.

>>Could have had Lara Croft from the North Pole
But you got that, and it was your typical forgettable mediocre AAA affair.

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...

...

...

LEG

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prove it

>it's happened
>it's over
>redpill
>bluepill
>/our girl/
>kek
>it was her turn
>F to pay respect
>redditor

Good chuckles were had. I thought this was some leftist bullshit, but given the explanation for most of the apolitical memes that aren't painfully obvious, he is just a literal braindead chimp which doesn't prevent him from being leftist, but that's besides the point

>a bald cancer patient
this is so fucking funny to be but not knowing the origins of wojak made me question if this is actually real

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Nobody even plays shit shit so who cares.

>the absolute madman
>an unremarkable sane person

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And she was right. All the women until those two were the same shape, no variation, boring as fuck. Then we got thicc beauty, Amazon goddess, android centaur, and sassy tomboy. And all was well with the world.

>2B Zarya

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a new map came out in literally less than a month

how do I break my addiction to this game? Its just such an easy game to play no stress, no thinking required just two clicks in your in a game.

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I don't want to alarm you, but I think you're just having fun.

>For You, which can be used in any discussion regardless of context or logic

spamming hello, group up, voice lines and solo ulting is pretty fun.

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t. weeb

People on here still give a shit about this game? How do people still play it? It's the same fucking boring game modes with terribly annoying gameplay. Whoaaa, 2CP? The most boring, shitty game mode there is? Lemme get me some of that shit! Literally every map should be payload, it would make the game like 10% more fun right off the bat.

>my feeling when

need a dispenser here

HIGHRES PLEASE

He's not wrong

i'm breaking my addiction with another in 3 months

>redpill - racist
>bluepill - not racist
wow, a bluepilled liberal retard thinks bluepill isn't racist, who would have guessed

Hey guys, what's happening in this internal tech theory?

>mei
>Some fat ice chink
>doesnt even look like a chink
>actually shes not fat shes skinny look at this kimono skin
>wait chubby chasers are angry make her fat again
>no wait shes skinny again
>also she has thicc thighs
>also she looks asian actually now

Make up your fucking mind blizzard

i wanna lay her down in a bed, lift her thighs up and thighfucc her holy shit

>overwatch event releases a good skin
>everyone loses their shit
like clockwork. and people say the game is dead

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God top left is sexy, damn shame.

anita hates zarya

>overwatch does an event
>67 unique IPS
>single thread

>super smash bros. releases nothing for 4 months
>100+ unique IPs
>multiple threads per page

cool fucking dead game faggot
>multiple threads per page

>comparing any game ever to smash when counting threads on Yea Forums
yup thats it. vidya is dead forever except for smash

If only EVERY game could be as mega-super-dee-duper-in-the-pooper fantasmagorically supercalafragilisticespialadoshus as Super Smash Bros.

lmao sure seems like you got a lively crowd and tons to talk about.
OH WAIT.
IM THE ONLY NEW IP LMAO.

>my feeling when

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but when are they changing up the gameplay to something not stale and unfun

enjoy your new supprt user!
enjoy your new support user!
enjoy your new support user!

Isn't you have to got back about Red Dit?

I don't mind them adding new supports but every champ after sombra has been extremely uninspired and boring

Hammond is pretty great desu

Ashe is alright too, though she was a pretty blatant attempt at cashing in on RDR2's popularity.

yeah hammond was pretty decent
ashe sucks though

Zarya's hair is the worst part of her design and her weightlifter skin was somehow even worse

This is the most aesthetically pleasing skin she has

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orangekisses is so fucking good god damn

Why is transitioned Mario dressed in Luigi colors?

Body diversity?
Dude look at the concepts, those aren't western concepts some head director retard told them to make everything look cartoonish because it worked with WoW.

Do people actually say gibs me dats

i love her 80's outfit personally but i have a thing for 80's workout gear

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Mei is actually thick, thank fuck. Man it feels good to be an Overwatch secondary.

The sidecut ruins it. Don't know what on earth they were thinking.

>Redpilled - Racist
Uhhhhh.... has this person ever used Yea Forums?
(Hint: Redpilled means the truth! Like... the Matrix, does the Internet not understand the Internet. We are not all racist bigots here! And if you are... well... that's just you. Groups themselves are not racist, individuals who are apart of groups are.)

who is this character design appealing to?
I played her, the abilities are fine but she's visually unappealing, they could've just made her a him.

She's like the only character where I am happy to be stuck in first person because otherwise I couldn't stand looking at her.

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A lot of people like muscular women who could probably literally bench press them. I like toned girls with a bit of muscle myself, but Zarya's design is too much. Doesn't do anything for me at all.

Based and racistpi-
I mean, redpilled

shittest opinion out.

This is her best design specifically because the hair frames her face better, her manjaw isn't being emphasized, and she's wearing warpaint instead of shitty lipstick. Immediately makes her more palatable.

>need a dispenser here is on the list
>what did they mean by this? isn't

Second user you replied to. I can't disagree with that. The look she sports in that image definitely awoke my dick.

people still play this game? sad go have sex

They reached a really desperate state.

They were stuck in the SJW and tranny swamp then they realized that those people don't play/buy their games so they go back to please the weebs.

>Posting on this Syberian cave painting symposium with outdated memes for games he doesn't like

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>Yea Forums
It's 4channel

>it's happening
>it's over
you can't make this shit up

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>my feeling when

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What makes it better is that they knew that yfw means your face when.

What are the rest of the skins damnit AAAAAAAAAAAA

>mfw living in China now and literally drowing in Mei pussy

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New map came literally a few days ago you retard

He got bong wrong. Bong came from an old joke about Brits doing this or that silly shit when Big Ben bongs. Twelve bongs means this or that etc. I was in the original threads. This guy's a fucking idiot.

>ITT: Internal Tech Theory

What?

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I'm sad that I know every single one of these

>urhhh pretty skin me liek pls blizzard take my monies
>me no want new map, mei is waifu

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I would not take waifuposting on Yea Forums too seriously.

Her best skins are in hots where it covers her face completely

...

>roadhog
Roadhog has been shit since they """reworked""" him for the gorillion time. Dead game.

>kek is a reference to WoW (horde "lol" being transcribed into "kek"), which is itself a reference to Korean laughter and, therefore indirectly, competitive SC: Broodwar.

>Implying newfags and election tourists use it that way.

we just got a map tho

I love my perfect wife Mei more than anything, bros.

I'm so glad she's finally getting more skins with lighter clothes.

Porn when?

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And he clearly doesn't want it because he's a drooling retard who only cares about chasing cosmetics.

>wanting more sticc girls
We already have enough of those

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Very correct filename, my wife is a perfect angel.

>when accused of thievery, particularly of bicycles
never gets old

>mei was named frostbite
>had an actual cool design instead of
That dumb plaid shirt hypocritical cunt with her hoop ear rings and the cowardly cunts at blizzard. Fuck em.

Just LOOK at the design on the right. Oh my GOD what a fucking waste.

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Little late for that

VG Erotica will save us

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Why the fuck is VG Erotica the ONLY Overwatch porn animator who does pregnant versions of their stuff.

I love seeing pregnant Overwaifus get fucked.

post seething tumblr

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No, but he was probably trying to sneak in an epic maymay so redditors would use it here.

Do you think Mei walked around naked and pleasured herself out in the open when she was stranded by herself on that research base?

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Design on the right is literally just widowmaker in meis outfit.

Angels can fly, Mei is too fat to do that

Now, I'm not defending Tencent or Epic but

>fortnite
>F2P
>gets meaningful content updates constantly, massive changes to mechanics and gameplay introduced semi-regularly
>all cosmetics look either unironically good or at least ironically good, only the most basic shit is lackluster
>tons of people playing
>can realistically never spend money again on the game after buying the battle pass one time and still have access to 99.98% of the content available
>can shit-talk freely
>open mics
>fun with friends

>overwatch
>$30-$60, goes on sale constantly
>pay for lootboxes on top of this
>majority of cosmetics are boring generic crap or deviantart-tier
>maybe get a new map every few months, two heroes a year, nothing else
>b-b-b-b-but we added more options on the custom server mode where you can't set the number of players and nobody plays because the core game isn't fun at all!
>new legendary skins don't even change voices
>events are literally recycled like fucking Adventure Quest using the same exact formula
>even Adventure Quest added more meaningful content regularly
>unfun with friends
>team or group specific voice
>can get muted for toxicity even if you've never once said anything or behaved in an inappropriate manner
>can get banned for racism just by the same person spamming report on your over and over
>game desperately tries to force competition but bans good players for making quips that are slightly racey while trying to bait players into watching by rewarding it with ingame currency for garbage skins

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based ill hit that sick dab with you

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Shirt+socks and no panties > naked

Probably

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>he pays for lootboxes

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>hivemind
I want to cover her ass in cum.

I thought kek was lol in orcish in wow?

see

Does this mean no more sweaty fan art?

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>Design on the right is literally just widowmaker in meis outfit.
Widowmaker isn't chinese, has light skin or big breasts. I know that all attractive women look alike in your head to support your hyperbole but come the fuck on.

Can we fully control the camera in view mode yet? I don't care about unlocking stuff if the game's not gonna let me zoom in for *EXTREME CLOSE-UPS* as I make the characters dance like puppets.

Yes, it actually is all it would take to bring me back.

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No. This isn't measured in time. It's measured in the people who were opposed to this shit.

It's no coincidence this comes one dev cycle after Kotick cleaned house.

Shockingly user, and please try and stay with me I know this is hard for you, but you can change the color of characters skin in video games. I know I know try and calm down this is a big day for you.

If they want to actually appease their old audience they need reverse the decision to make two of the most popular characters for the game homosexuals. Weebs like bisexual women, but they do not like homosexual men and even with bisexual men the only real appeal is for the subset of weebs who like traps. I.E if Tracer went for guys and girls it wouldn't bother weebs, nor would it matter if Soldier 76 went for Traps in addition to fucking Mercy, D.VA, Ana, Farah or whoever else.

No u

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>tfw I'm the only person in the world who actually likes goth Zarya

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I love her!

I just hate BR desu

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I just love my wife Mei.

fat

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Nice

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FIGHT
ON

> will soon become mexican majority
oy vey can't let them know what's happening.

Cute Mei

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Very cute

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>Cute Mei
most redundant thing I've read all day.

>until Blizzard felt they had to respond to that infamous Anita video bitching about the lack of "body diversity" in the initial roster reveal.
What the fuck
It doesn't say anything like that in the image you posted, they just say that the had too much serious characters and wanted someone unique both in design and silhouette

>Dva schoolgirl outfit
>Mei in short shorts

They are really getting desperate this time huh.

Sexy Mei?

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Most correct thing I've read all day.

My wife is cute, beautiful, and sexy, all in one perfect woman.

Based user's wife.

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Well,noone actually likes the game. So they need to pull in people somehow

Actual chubby girls have double chins in real life.

>double chins
Those are fat girls

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Post mei's feet

OMG!

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how can anyone be this retarded.

>ignores the ethnicity point
>ignores the breast size point
>brings up one of widowmaker's skins that has white skin which surely makes her identical to the Mei concept art
If you're going to be condescending you have to at least be 100% right. And it's a skin and not the actual character so you're not even 1/3 right you smug cunt.
Also this whole bullshit is based on the assumption that there can't be more characters that look similar or have similar looking bodies. Hanzo, Genji, Reaper, Mcree, Doomfist, Soldier 76, Baptiste, hell even Junkrat all have the same variation of the mesomorph body, because that's what's attractive. Mei went from attractive to generic fat girl and please don't post any of the fan art of SFM shit that's modified to fit whatever fetish the patreon crowd likes this month.

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He's not exactly wrong even if the definition doesn't capture the perceived nuance when racists call themselves redpilled. It's just that only racists think anyone cares about their "good" reasons or qualifications.

I fucked a Mei cosplayer once, it was alright

Based boomers

How fat was she?

>friendly rivalry

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Weightlifter is her best skin

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PLAY OUR GAME GUYS! IT HAS THICC WAMEN!

>skins
They ever plan on fixing the game?
Haven't played in 9 months.

New skins IS fixing the game, to them.

As long as cities keep throwing money at them to be represented by Koreans in a fake "league" they have no incentive to actually work on making the game better.

>it's fake because.... I DONT LIKE IT REEE
Overchads won. Deal with it.

Oh right i completely forgot the league existed.
I wonder how many views they are getting outside of the afk ones sitting in for tokens. Don't think these investors are too happy.

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skins are content!!! fuck new maps, don't you want to play dress up with your favorite waifu???

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>people said the exact shit last year
>tonnes of new teams bought in anyway
>people still watch it
>but it's not real reeee!

its shit like all Ow maps

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>haven't played in year
>check what new shit was come out since then
>one map one character

this.
overwatch had some great cuties, but then women ruined it.

they literally released new map this month

Stop lying they released 4 characters and 4 maps in a year

>Characters: CIA

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Didn't expect to laugh this hard passing through Yea Forums. Good god, I am finished.

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For you

>where's the content, bro
>they just released a map
>wow, bro fukken nothing

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She'll be munching carpet with in the month.

It's not really a side cut, just her hair being held up by a headband and being pushed to the side

>ITS HAPPENING
>Something is occurring
>ITS OVER
>Something has occurred
Every fucking time

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lol, I remember the threads here about that at the time. Blizzard's reply because a minor copypasta for a while.

>We've been hearing a lot of discussion among players about the need for diversity in video games. That means a lot of things. They want to see gender diversity, they want to see racial diversity, they want to see diversity along the lines of what country people are from. There is also talk about diversity in different body types in that not everybody wants to have the exact same body type always represented. And we just want you to know that we're listening and we're trying hard and we hope Zarya is a step in the right direction.

How would you change or design a map?
I think separate paths for flanking and choke points are pretty necessary for a game like OW

Is she a Boba server?

>make map samey same with same design philosophy that results in ult spam to get to the next checkpoint

ye I agree, its fucking nothing.

Glad they're making unique assets and shit for the maps but like its pretty much samey same shit.

When does this shit drop?

thicc mei was an improvement
FAT mei of fanfiction isn't though. fucking body "positivity" cunts. no matter what you search for now from thicc to curvy you just get gross obese cunts, not the hourglass shaped babes these words are supposed to describe

zarya is cancer though. can't believe someone could look at that character and think to themselves that, yep, that's a good design for a female; they just designed a man then gave him tits and called him a she. literally looks like a buff young bruce campbell with dangerhair.

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>toned
Normie cringe.

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new map came out milliseconds ago you spas

TODAY BOYS
OVERWATCH IS OFFICIALLY BACK

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BUT WHAT TIME TODAY

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>a bald cancer patient

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Mating press Mei is my dream

Same but after marrying her.

>anavar shoulders
no thanks

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How nice.

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4-6 hours from now

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An user of refined taste I see.

For some events, by next hour, but usually 2-2:30 EST.

not if they're lucky. I know a chick, like 5'4, easily 80kg, but you can't tell at all above the shoulders.
know another chick, same height, half the weight, she has a double chin. 100% no way she's losing that outside of liposuction. sometimes genetics just fucks you I guess

you are retarded and cant read or see huh

>dps
>viable character
NO, THAT IS NOT ESPORTS. ESPORTS IS TANK AND SUPPORT ONLY. PRAISE ESPORTS.

Shit

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b lack niggers

Mei looks like a girl that is very nice to hug.

I guess they're going all in on the porn?
I'm surprised the game gets updates anymore.

Mei has a cute butt! :3

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>having to explain baneposting
Wow what an absolute madman(unremarkable sane person)

>Bill cucked Jerry out of a cream latte.
BASED bill
how will jerry every recover?

Reminder that all female Overwatch characters are literally whores. Every character was literally designed for sex.

They were all literally designed to be as attractive to the human male as possible.
And this isn't just "oh she's just pretty", it's at a god damn mathematical level. The perfect bodies, faces with perky lips, large eyes, and zero imperfections...

It all adds up to a powerful form of social engineering that preys on the sexuality of men. It awakens something primal in the minds of young men, and keeps older men horny.

This is why, if you EVER see an "Overwatch cosplayer", they are actually a free prostitute in disguise. This woman has knowingly presented herself as a whore, and knowingly accepts that it is now her job to have sex with as many men as possible.
You cannot rape an Overwatch cosplayer because she was LITERALLY ASKING FOR IT. The simple act of dressing up as "Hot Mommy Mercy" or "The Chinese Titcow" is literally the act of giving men consent to have sex with you.

Thanks Blizzard, for making this possible.
I love this video game.

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OFFICIAL OVERWATCH PUSSY TIER LIST

S-Tier

>Mei

A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful vagina. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Mei's pussy envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to her scientific labors, she rarely has time to shave her vagina resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Mei's vagina has chubby lips and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger clit, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy lips.

>D.Va

Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have time to shave). D.Va's pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.

Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes

A-Tier

>Widowmaker

A pair of light blue lips squeeze her labia tightly. Widow's exotic French pussy is experienced and capable. Widowmaker's taste is akin to blueberries. She is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable characteristics- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.

B-Tier

>Mercy

Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit.

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Just duo with an Orisa main for free sr

>pepe is equal to Yea Forums content
Nice job subhuman underages, how does it feel to be profiled as meme template factory?

Fucking NPCs.

widow legit has a cold zombie pussy

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The map design is fucked because the balancing is fucked. The nature of the game is just picking your role in the incredibly limited meta and hold ults until your team can make a push. As long as the game revolves around a retarded spamming of ults, which usually rewards whoever positioned themselves more effectively, the maps will continue to be immensely limited and full of chokepoints, because that kind of map design is the only thing that can compliment it. But at the end of the day, it's just shit on top of shit. I don't understand how anyone can play this game for more than an hour and not want to throw themselves off a building.

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SSS tier pussy - Orisa

How do you know that?

>Waifu - A woman you wish was your wife

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lots of kneeling

Considering that the reason Blizzard used for her blueness was slower blood flow, it's very easy to assume that it's cold.

>Its happening - something is occuring
>Its over - Something has occurred
My sides

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>ywn keep Widowmaker's pussy warm with high amounts of friction during sex
Why live?

>tfw a bald cancer patient
What video games?

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The workshop is being released today. You can make your own kino gamemodes.

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Can console peasants use it?

Yes

He’ll go home and fap (internet slang for masturbation) to his waifu (a woman you wish was your wife)

I agree on Zarya, but she's almost ironic in a kind of way. "Wanna have a stronk woman? This is zarya, she is a pink haired russian body builder"
Mei is a total cutie though, and everyone who disagrees has shit taste

Zarya is totally ironic, because she is also a total racist against the omnics.

I wish that her gay little robot could talk and just made really mean fat jokes all the time.

mei is cute but the one on the right side of the concept art page is godlike compared to the chubby mei we got. they changed a lot of amazing designs into tumblr shit.

Nice thighs.

Concept art is concept art for a reason, that concept sucked and we got a cute thicc chink girl instead

Delet

The real sexual skin is Winston's

when does the event start?

2-2:30 EST

And when does it start in Euroland?

>Mohammad
You are not allowed to write one of the most popular names in the world?

Just convert the time, m8

Around 8 PM

>homosexuals drooling over mei

>2cp maps still in rotation
fucking why

I laughed

Looked up the update
>more skins you have to buy lootboxes to reasonably obtain
>"workshop mode" that in actuality is the exact same shit as custom games, no user-made content or plugins allowed because Blizzard is still traumatized by losing Dota
>no meaningful balance changes
>no map reworks
>no new game modes

If you are excited by any of this shit you are an NPC

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The Mei we got is much better desu.

>obesefags really wanted their share for no reason

have sex incel

>homesexual for liking a woman

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>you have to go back
>mexicans
I don't think I've ever seen it be used like that.
>friendly rivalry
The absolute state.

>mei
>woman

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Imagine drooling over that shit. Overcucks are indeed the lowest common denominator of this board.

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12 hour old post but whatever, this is wrong.
There are a ton of good custom modes in the game browser like ana paintball and check out all the mods people started building with the workshop that is on the ptr right now. They rebuild cs:go, dota and all kinds of mini games.
There is no reason to say no content anymore.

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This. I fap exclusively to girls that look like teenage boys.

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You can make new game modes in the Workshop.

>hate mei ingame with a passion
>can't control my boner when I see fanart of her

I CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE

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I actually played tf2 the past few days and it's honestly very depending on which team is actually willing to play the objective or just pick snipers and spies running around doing random shit.

>They rebuild cs:go

Does Blizzard pay their employees to outright lie now?

Fuck off meifag

imagine being worse than your free ripoff

imagine playing TF2 like overwatch
nobody gives a fuck about objectives

>thinking people care about the objective in TF2
Most people only care about kill count and the cart is pushed by either meme machines or new players who think it matters

i fucking love those kind of edits

Got bored of this game over a year ago

Game died when they started catering to bronzies by nerfing roadhog.

Realistic pussy list
>Mei
Natural brown pussy flaps
>D. Va
Almost black pussy lips
>Widow
Dark purple pussy
>Mercy
Pink pussy

OFFICIAL OVERWATCH BUTTHOLE TIER LIST

S-Tier

>Mei

Mei's thick wide-set frame holds a giant chubby ass, tastefully sagged ample cheeks that conceal the hot sweaty depths of her crack completely. Upon spreading, a lightly tanned pucker meets the eye as well as sparse hair around the rim of her anus. It would take a lengthy cock to reach her butthole with ease, but it is well worth the effort, as it is taught and extremely tight, gripping onto any cock who should enter her thick fat ass.

>D.va

She has a pink and supple rim, the wrinkles of her anus line up near perfect next to each other, staring at it causes a euphoric feeling. It is very tight as it has never been penetrated. D.va keeps it fairly clean even after extended gaming sessions. It is odorless.

A-Tier

>Widowmaker

Widows anus is bright blue-purple, and contrasts her well with her overall skin tone. Widow's rectum is very used but is just as tight as it was in her youth. It smells like blueberry and is cold to the touch.

B-Tier

>Mercy

Mercy's bright pink anus stands out from her pale skin. Mercy loves being penetrated by futa cock. She is very tight and her rectum seems to swallow cocks whole. Mommy Mercy has the tightest rectum and her anus smells like heaven, for she is an angel.

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tiermaker.com/

good post

Good job, Blizzard.

HOLY

FFFUUUUCCC KKKK

HUGE TIDDY MEI was vs CANON!?!?!!

Back in the day when Overwatch was released, I remember lots of disappointed tumblrinas denouncing Zarya because "SHE'S RACIST TOWARDS OMNICS REEEE".

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It’s canon doe. She’s probably got the biggest tits out of all of all the girls. Not cow tits but still

>implication that black people have accomplished nothing in history
But that's the truth.

Nobody said that you can't imply things that are true.

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>Redpill: Racist
>Bluepill: Not Racist

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bump

>overcucks have to bump threads
Lol

She was pretty big, but I like thick girls so it balances out

She was that really nice kind of fat that's really good on shorter girls where her face was kinda round but it only made her look cuter and the fat was in all the right places

bump

How is your climb going? I learned to not be retarded.

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Just reported someone for calling his team retarded. What are the chances he gets his money stolen?

Pajamei is a miracle of the universe.

Not very high. I've been reporting a ton of babyragers, but the only time I got notificated that the took action was when one guy went full /pol/.

so you uninstalled?

Tell me more my niger.

Checked.

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>Bill cucked Jerry out of a creme latte

I don't know why I find that funny

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googd girl anita looking out for T H I C C bros

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I'm in fucking tears!
Takes me back to this gem:
youtube.com/watch?v=GGUIFeNo9ZU

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Why is Blizzard suddenly doing sexy things?
Are they this desperate?
What happened to their stance on sexy stuff?

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"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Cosplay""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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The guy later called everyone autistic faggots so there's that.

Never gets old

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I think what pisses me off the most here is that MFW is described as my feeling when instead of my face when.

I must not be swayed by Chinese infiltration techniques

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Desperate, but no one on their art team is brave enough to follow through on making a fanservicey skin when Jeff outright says the D. Va skin will "break the internet".

I love my perfect wife Mei more than anything!

Top left is my ideal, if she had glasses she would be 11/10.

>*blocks your path*

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Wait until a game breaking character comes out or wait for your main to get completely fucked.
Or just play deathmatch and only deathmatch for months on end, that should make you realize the game is completely bullshit.

>force fuck right in the ass
>marry left

Right has a better body, left has a better face.
I am conflicted.

I need those melons if you catch my meaning

Tell me about Overwatch's lore?
How come all the characters constantly kill each other while later fighting again and being alive lik enothing happened? How does the story progress over there with such strange attitude?

Wut

Left looks photoshopped

It is all "simulations" done as part of training regimes. Also, Doomfist x Mercy is canon.

That was stupid question. You should asked why are the Overwatch and Talon teaming up against their clones. I mean come on guys. Just think. What if they truly committed into making Overwatch assymmetric class based fps. Not just with different objectives but classes/heroes too. Like you can play Reaper and Widow only in attack because you're the bad guys planting the bomb. Or it can differ from map to map based on the lore.

>particularly of bicycles

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Answer is clearly left, user. The body difference isn't that great and obviously you wanna wake up to the face to the left every day.

She's been airbrushed to make her look bigger than she is.

>bill cucked jerry out of his cream latte
>a bald cancer patient
>internal tech theory
>FRIENDLY rivalry with reddit

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Theres already a lot of porn featuring Mei presenting her as thicc, even some nice futa scenes.

If you mean porn of her in that waitress costume, then i suggest you to wait at least 1 week after the skin officially releases.

based who?

yeah but how big are the dev teams for both games

having to pay more people means less profit. For an example Valve has like 5 people on Dota 2 and it is Steam's main game.

Does blizzard have the balls to do a panty shot for d.va's schoolgirl outfit?

How about Capri Sun D.Va for the summer?

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imagine if jeff kaplan wasn't a fucking faggot
>jeff: im purposely delaying content i want the player base to have time to think about the content we add...
literal retard

A skin like that would have actually caused a freak out
It's blizzard. She's got shorts underneath the skirt

>THE FEEL GUY
JUST FUCKING END MY LIFE ALREADY

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I mean with the skin. Gonna fap to that for a while if a good amount is made.

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marry lefty, and you can turn her into righty

>tfw I stub my toe on the door
>tfw there is only one door

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these skins are getting pretty out there
cool tho

kek - Reference to an ancient Egyptian god of chaos.
fucking hell, it's from WoW silly Markus

>Moira's new voice line
>"Clearly evolution does not distribute its gifts equally"
Based AND redpilled

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Kek is derived from Lel, though.

You're right, people probably would have been outraged over it. Thank god for fan art tho.

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Pretty sure it's from WoW though. Lol got translated to Kek when horde was talking to Alliance to avoid cross faction speak.

>The absolute madman
>An unremarkable sane person

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Spotted the roastie

Anita covered her stupid hitpiece after Overwatch was released you dip

However Anita's impact can be felt in the "ban for saying a word" bullshit that keeps escalating
Sure ban over "nigger" and "faggot" whatever I get it...but then you start banning shit out of context and anything loosely connected to anything "right wing"

Eh, at least they don't consider "bump" cocaine anymore

Ok this post is based

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The artists keep the lifeblood going
LoL also still has a bunch of sexy waifu bait being released despite the company being cucked

>Internal Tech Theory
Newfag detected

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Ye

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Pretty girls make tons of money for your games. Execs probably looked at mobileshit and saw how every anime game makes money hand over fist, then looked at how much money that pink Mercy skin made. For all the virtue signaling that the OW fanbase does, they will still open their wallets for waifubait.

Ok, am I the only one here that has been using "kek" ever since the SC days where chat rooms where literally flooded with Koreans laughing ? I always assumed it was their equivalent of huehue or jajaja, none of this Egyptian god/religion bullshit for sure

Also HNNNNGGG I'm not playing that shit game again but I'm waiting for the Blender model to come out asap

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Damn, I'd let her being a cold bitch.

Convergent evolution of language. People on Yea Forums didn't really say 'kek' in the numbers they did until after people started saying 'lel' which happened after rediitors started making a ton of shit 'Le meme' memes

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>Zenyatta just get one shitty voice.

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I don't care when you started noticing it, fool. You've been told where it comes from. Don't spit your food out after you just got spoonfed.

At first I expected some serious guide to Yea Forums retarded meme language but that is way better.

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He can't keep getting God tier skins, user

Why you faggots flipping out over that skin?
It fucking sucks.
What I wanna know is WHERE'S MAI SUMMER SKIN?!
I WANNA SEE HER IN SWIMSUIT!
BLIZZARD WONT DO IT CUZ SHE TOO BIG!

How did T*mblr react?

>NEEDADISPENSAHERE

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Keked.
This image is too good it had to be fake.
Had a great laugh tho, thx mate.

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>So you've heard about this mysterious website called Yea Forums

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>Internal Tech Theory
the fuck does that even mean

At this point there's so much overlap, at least in culture, that it's not even rivalry.

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>Lucio Ball

Yikes

>Sees anniversary event
>Oh yeah, Overwatch!
>Reinstall and Play three matches
>oh yeah, overwatch...

Fuck this game, waifus are the only thing keeping the lights on.

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>it's fake
Goddamnit. It's like like anytime something interesting or fun happens it's always fake.

well rip him then

>try Hero Gauntlet to get lootbox
>fags just quit before the game ends
So much fun

>reinstall
retard cuck

Oh god I needed a laugh and I got it. My shitty day is over after this.

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This thread is still going lol. We got some dedicated shills aye?

Nah just a bunch of anons fascinated with internal tech theory.

I want to lay eggs in her