Oh, you play video games?

>oh, you play video games?

haha, yeah

>cool, which ones?

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>nintedo
>coworkers raised their eyes brown
>"oh you mean with your kids"

>Tfw you realize people always bring this subject up with you because your the autist of the family and vidya is the only hobby they know you have

Obvious samefag

>ask what games you play
>says a brand name
No wonder your co-workers think you are retarded

>Meet n Fuck

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I've only played 2 games in the past year.

Vermintide 2 and kenshi

Am i a cool dude?

Obvious coping

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lol nah you're probably a cuck

>Just be honest and try to explain the gameplay of things like Kerbal Space Program and Supreme Commander until their eyes glaze over
That'll learn the bastards for trying to talk about things they know shit about.

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>working with nu-males younger than 30

fortnite, obviously

*starts flossing*

>Say some names
>Try to explain the games
>They rapidly become uninterested and change the subject
Why the fuck did you even asked if you're not interested in video games.
Literally the only times I've been able to get a conversation out of that is when I say Pokemon GO

>cute girl asks me what games ive been playing
>assume she wouldnt have a fucking clue so i just brush it off with "oh just some stuff, you probably wouldnt know it"
>girl gets offended
Im just being honest for fuck sake

>she knows the things I'm talking about and shes just as austistic as I am
thats how I met my wife boys

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>this is how autistics think conversations go

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A little bit of everything really. Lately I've been playing Sekiro, oh and I've been playing Beat Saber a few times a week for nearly a year now.
So what are your hobbies?

>What have you plaing, user?
>Not much, last week I was really into that new Titan Quest expansion but I already beat it with two different builds. Maybe I'll buy Yakuza Kiwami 2 or Atelier Lulua next week.
>Please fuck me!

Try Run Saber on the snes my man.

>Chatting with a girl from school
>So what do you do in your spare time?
>Usually just playing games
>Which ones?
>Been playing Binding of Isaac lately. I'll give you a link to it. Though it's probably too spooky for you
>Not really. I also sometimes play games
>Oh really? Your boyfriend is lucky to have you then
This is when I realize I'm acting like a weirdo and bail. Never talked to her afterward.

In college

>hey what games do you play?
>You won't know the games I play
>yes I will just tell me
>Hyperdimension neptunia
>what?

>You know your mustache looks like a pedo's
>yeah I know hehe *I proceed to scroke it*

This is real story btw

did you know she had a bf or was this some autistic outburst? either way I cringed

How to raise eye brown ples

I think I knew. I forgot some details but that's roughly how the conversation went down
But yeah, not my proudest moment

I once had an ex girlfriend of mine introduce me to shadow hearts, fatal frame and kotor. Was pretty surprising. She even let me keep shadow hearts after we broke up.

>I don't play mainstream games
>I give examples
>they never heard of the games
>ask them what they play
>cos, battlefield, fortnite and other mainstream games, but never Nintendo ones either.

Every time

>getting introduced to games by a girl
You're not too sharp, are you?

fuck OFF

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>Oh you play video games? Like what, Fortnite? Haha! My little brother loves Fortnite!
This is why I hate women

>so what games do you play?
>oh mostly fighting games like tekken or guilty gear
>fighting games? cool! love mortal kombat!

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>Narrow eyes
>"What do you play?"

I know what game you're playing, co-worker. You have to make the first move here.

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I have had this exact conversation multiple times

You're not being honest you're being a condescending prick and a hipster.

My ex was into danganronpa
I never really got into it

I'm fairly sure she doesnt want to hear about my incest run of Crusader Kings 2.

What the fuck is wrong about that?

I have a weebtard ex who loved Danganronpa and Persona and some similar shit, ever since we ended Ive steered clear of both franchises. Almost thankful.

>"Its just this hyper-autistic grand strategy where you can fuck your sister... ha ha ha"
Best pickup line

>be me
>Figure someone else has a lifestyle like me
>Ask them what games they like
>"Oh you know, overwatch, hearthstone, maybe some LoL or fortnite.
Every fucking time. Can I get someone outside this model? I'll talk about some random game I played and without a doubt they'll go "What's that....never heard of it."

>oh you play videogames?
>nah, i'm not a fucking loser
that's how I cockblocked myself from a Shogun 2 coop campaign

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Jesus just say what you play is about.

>"Oh yeah, DOTA, yeah?"
>"Oh yeah, CSGO, yeah?"
>"Oh yeah, Battlefield, yeah?"
>"Oh yeah, Division, yeah?"
>"Oh yeah, Overwatch, yeah?"
>"Oh yeah, Fortnite, yeah?"

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t. FGCfag
stay mad that MK is still the king