FUCK CONTRARIANS

>make a shitpost
>reply "have sex" to yourself

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>sm*sh tr*nny
Get laid

>'have sex' never bothered me because I actually have sex
>mfw fucked everything up with fwb and gf hasn't put out in nearly a year
>feel anger whenever someone tells me to have sex now

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>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE.
it's legitimately pathetic being a virgin in your 20s
most people here are broken and sad
i dont know why i still post here after 12 years and at the age of 31 when i have a wife, own a house and a well paying job

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Games with tons of cutscenes and a heavy focus on story are not good. Infact, anyone who says "just skip them" makes the game even worse by implying that I should tolerate that filth tainting the games. Games are for gameplay only, no exceptions. Any genre that doesn't conform to this doesn't deserve to exist.

If I could, I'd remove all story, graphics, music, sex fanservice, and non-gameplay from every game in existence. I'm sure there are nice games with good music and interesting graphics, but the sacrifice would be worth it to get rid of the hipsters and weebs who only play games for the titties and lore.

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Unfortunately they are spam bots, not actual people. Learn to filter them and you will be happy my child.

have sex

i am looking forward to yacht clubs new game they're publishing.

I'm also playing bayonetta for the first time after beating all dmc games

We complaining?
>Get into a relatively new game
>Check out the general on vg
>Immediately lose all interest/will to play
every time.

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dilate

have sex

who was in the wrong here?

I HATE GAY STATION AND POPULAR GAMES ARE BAD

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And I really don't care. Please don't respond to my posts.

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Anons, help I'm a cute little girl and OP is scaring me boo-hoo-hoo :'(

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>Wife, house, well paying job
How do you get these things?

DeltaRune might be better than UnderTale because now that Toby has experience from the latter the former is a refreshing fun time! I hope that we can get the game sooner than the next 6 years, but with a supposed team working with him I think we can get the full game by 2021 hopefully!
I like OP's opinion too, except sometimes fanart just turns into porn threads naturally and what else are you going to do now that you're here at Yea Forums? Just my thoughts on the matter.

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Because you are legitimately pathetic.

>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE
K
I think you're a cringey cuck/parasite. GTFO, newfag

I would but you call me a "contrarian" because my opinion differs from yours.

>he is resisting?
>derail his thread with frogs and wojacks

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Sorry

this guy are sick

>post what you truly believe
If not for the bugs, Clear Sky would be remembered as the best of the trilogy. The faction warfare is unbelievably fun. I somehow managed a first run with practically zero bugs, and could not believe how ignored it was. Then playing through a second time I hit so many bugs I gave up and understood. So close, so close.

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Balance patching ruins games. It turns them all into communities of whining about how X beats Y, or Z is too easy to play, and no one ends up spending the time figuring out the minutiae of Y to see if winning can be achieved or even lets long enough time pass for new strategies to come around.

>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE.
i believe that one day mario will be stuck in the wall, in a hole made for him. that'll serve him right for being a ghost

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Woomy is the best character design of the past decade, even without the MUH LOLI angle.

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I'm a cute grown woman. You should leave this place, sweetie.

100% agreed

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Don't worry, user. I'll protect you

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two years ago i would've disagreed with you because of pic related, but now you're right

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My shirt

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back off mate, she aint askin for a fuck

Darkstalkers is every bit as good as Street Fighter and Marvel VS Capcom.

Fuck you

>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE
I'll never make it anywhere in life despite knowing I need to change something, yet I never do anything about it. I want to make my mark on the world and I don't know how.

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>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE.
Zelda II is the only good one
Doom 2 is bad in almost every way
Sonic Mania is an immensely flawed game that is score-boosted by a good soundtrack and nostalgia pandering
Earthbound is boring (3 isn't though)

Hot opinion coming through.

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>Implying Chad wouldn't act like a big brother towards her

>yer fuckin tootin'

what the fuck I thought I was the only one who knew about Thousands of Doors

Porn posters are the most based posters user, don't be a faggot janny tranny cock sucker

>i dont know why i still post here
did you forget? you're here forever

ACFAAAAAAAAG

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Move out, work hard, be social and don't be an autist.

I really like Destiny and prefer it to Warframe because Warframe feels soulless and Destiny has cooler lore

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sorry won't cut it NIGGER

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I got Earthbound when I was in the 2nd grade.

Literally no one I knew had even heard of it, and I only got it on a fluke cause it was on sale and my grandmother bought it for me. I remember reading the guide a lot and genuinely enjoying the game. A game with a funny storyline and fart jokes, and normal kids like me mixed in with feel good moments and some surprisingly dark scenes blended in was a trip to me. I would regularly play the game every year but I have so much trouble finding the time now.

I remember when Nintendo Power did an article on the original Super Smash Bros. We saw Ness in there and went ballistic because somebody else actually knew who this was. We went crazy about it.

Had no idea who Captain Falcon was at the time though.

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Have sex.

>Doom 2 is bad in almost every way
sex is something you should consider, cur

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As a woman, what video game should I play?

Based
Fuck SJWs and fuck thirstfags

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>>sex appeal front and center is a bad thing
Nah, sex appeal is good, I agree with the rest of this image though.

Animal Crossing. Either the Gamecube one, New Leaf, or just wait for the Switch version and hope it's good.

I don't get why you lump Claiforniashit with sexualized women or why anyone would look at that and agree with doing so.

not being able to talk about kerbal space program on /vg/ deeply saddens me.
FUCK CAT DICK POSTERS
FUCK FURRIES
FUCK OFF-TOPIC FAGGOTS
AND FUCK NIGGERS

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something where you don't need a mic

If the girl characters aren't sexy, then just make them males.

lmao incel

>People replying to acfag
Don't you retards ever learn?

>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE.
I enjoy bad games more than good games

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Cringe

I genuinely think pic related is the hardest game ever made

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>he enjoys retarded gimmick levels like Tricks and Traps and Gotcha! that feel like they're from a fan wad
>he enjoys enemies that range from cancerous (pain elemental) to utterly pointless and trivial (hell knight)
>he enjoys the only new weapon being one that completely breaks the game and is received far too early
>he enjoys the soundtrack that continues to only be stolen metal songs (a flaw with 1) instead of original compositions
>he enjoys the cyberdemon and spider mastermind being introduced in shitty gimmick rooms where you don't actually fight them
>he enjoys the final boss having 1 hp

You first

What you think is irrelevant

We've done it at least three times and it still isn't enough

sticky when?

Because both extremes are bad
Extremely thirsty fucks are just as bad as no-sex SJWs
Give me occasional sexiness, not a full-on licentious whorefest every second of every game

Based and redpilled

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bros why does this board have so many traffic and posts when it has 3 other sub boards like vp vr and vg
not even Yea Forums and /pol/ can compete

contrarians are okay if you ask me

The NFA is bullshit and the ATF can go crawl back to the swamp hole it came from.
It’s a damn shame how poorly executed the faction war was.
2 seems to be more WAD friendly, so there is that.

What YOU think is irrelevant

HIRO
HIRE
THIS
MAN

Cringe
Based

>Girlfriend hasn't put out in nearly a year

She's cheating on you dude

have sex

Curly is the best female side lead in all of vidya.
Also CANONICAL PANTIES.

no one asked you. get lost, nerd.

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Video games are easily one of the most normalfag hobbies in existence
I'm sure you can figure it out from there

it's not cheating if you know she's fucking other guys and you accept it

Save hex

Now your getting it. What you think and what is facts are two completely unrelated things. A fool isn't a fool until he opens his mouth, so shut the fuck up and listen more, observe more.

You're right. That's being a cuck

Spongebob Squarepants The Movie the Video game is way better than Battle for Bikini Bottom

based
fuck normies, fuck bait culture, and fuck the jannies and mods that condone it all

Kerbal Space Program autosage was lifted as of last week

Rejoice.

But the threads died and we're back on /egg/

Now ain't that quackin crazy

>being a mad incel
OOF! YIKES! NOT A GOOD LOOK!

HAVE SEX!

you on the right

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WTF THAT IS NOT THE IMAGE I CLICKED

Okay, let me rephrase what I said:
Digimon world 4 is the hardest shit I've ever played in my life. And if you disagree you are a literal faggot who sucks cocks daily

he cute

Wow, what an argument! You really disputed all of my points well!

Have sex

Just be yourself.

I prefer the term libidoslave

My what is getting it?

wario world is kino and deserves a sequel

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>cute
Zoinks

you literally just rxiled all of Yea Forums. There's no one left to talk.

Halo reach is one of the best games in the series

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Nintendo still develops great games.

They suck at online play still though, and need to adapt.

Both things make sense here. You're an uncultured retard who plays trash like that and it so happens to be the hardest game you've played. If you disagree with that, you are disagreeing with cold logic and that's cringe and you probably do suck cocks daily.

All is right with the world.

You mean incel.

It's a shit series

no that doesn’t make sense

Based

What you play is probably Nintendo baby shit that is a billion times easier and shitter. Cope, git gud, have sex and kill yourself.
Also thanks for admitting you suck cocks daily you faggot

I remember thinking that a remake on the 3DS would actually work well based on the camera angles that the game used often and those sublevels that made you look around with the c stick. Didn't happen though.

BASED AS FUCK
I played Into the Breach today and I thought it was pretty RAD

>If I could, I'd remove everything fancy. Gucci loafers, german cars, and city slickers from every game in existence. I'm sure there are nice games with good feed and interesting seed, but the sacrifice would be worth it to get rid of the slickers and Chucks who only play games for the fuck and suck.

I meant dsylexic incel.

Played Tropico 6 today. It's okay

all video games i like are good
all video games you like are bad
you cannot refute this

There's more to work towards in life than having sex. As a man, you should understand that better than a woman. Hopefully you will grow up one day.

based and contrarian pilled

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Commence coitus

I love Jump Force. It looks good, some characters are eh but there's a lot of good ones and it plays good. Only issues are CACs and a few small things like grabbing into ult.

OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BULBORB HAS BEEN DEEP FRIED SOMEONE FUCKING HELP HIM

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I can imagine the tits on you

I like deltarune but it's not as sublime an experience as Undertale was so far. But maybe it's too early to judge, with only one part released.

Is there any reason to get the switch versions of FFX/X-2 and XII instead of the ps4 versions?

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7 and he becomes a delicious meal over a bed of rice

Ampharos

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I'm one of those faggots who just want to give my first time to someone I love.
But I've also been in relationships before and experienced how much work it generally requires, and I'm incredibly lazy right now and just want to focus on bettering myself as a person.
Still young at 21 years of age myself.

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Read a book.

The movie Get Out was a good movie

Back to thinking again, incel? Temper temper, remember your lessons. Shut the fuck up more often. And quit being American so you can learn to read.

youtube.com/watch?v=jCPqNcMBPC4

Sex is overrated and anyone who values sex more than vidya is retarded.

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i mean sure sex is great and all but is it really that big of a deal? whats the point on it if it isnt with someone you genuinely love and care about? is sex suddenly turning you into an alpha chad? will it cure my depression or it will just end up as another form of escapism like video games alcohol and anything else

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Not so fast.

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The other day I got told to "have sex" in Yea Forums when I literally had just finished doing it with my gf. I wrote a full answer to that user but instead of posting it I just closed everything and went to sleep because I didn't want to give the fucker his gratification by sounding upset.

>incel
Get better buzzwords, faglord
>American
I'm not american but at least I'm not a nigger who sucks cocks daily like you

>I thought it was pretty BAD*
FTFY

Have sex

that doesn't sound like something someone who has sex would do.....have sex

iirc I was in that thread and a few people responded to him so it was all in vain

Hey guys is this the fortnite thread? Where we dropping?

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Considering I didn't spend money, I'm satisfied with beating it once and never touching it again. Pretty decent 2 hours.

I unironically like Sonic CD and Sonic Heroes.

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>being this much of an incel
Have sex

Borderlands is a great series (minus the presequel) and I’m genially excited for 3

have sex

Why is have sex and incel not automatically filtered yet?

Yea Forums I know it's kinda crazy but I think I actually like video games.

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TWISTED TOWERS BROS

>Lethal League Blaze deserves more recognition
>Steel Diver Sub Wars was the only Yea Forums flavor-of-the-month that I liked
>I'm glad that the next gen MS/Sony consoles will focus on BC because I didn't bother buying their respective consoles this gen for a multitude of reasons (not console war reasons, I was idort last gen)
>Rosterfags are the Smash equivalent of console war posters and they're essentially the cancerous tumors that even the rest of the cancer in the body doesn't like

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Honestly, if it's with someone you genuinely love and care about, it is a big deal. Something to do with both of you being ultimately vulnerable with each other.

If you aren't absolutely in love with the person, sex isn't as good.

If you don't want to be around the person, it's a huge chore.

It will not cure your depression; at least it didn't cure mine. Actual genuine companionship might, though. If you love someone, and that person genuinely loves you back, it at least kills the depression off for as long as the love lasts.

>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE.
I think everybody in this board should suffer unimaginable things for a thousand years. Unironically. You are all awful people and I hate all of you

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>Acquire Intercourse

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Ignore this cringe poster, he hasn't had sex so you can't trust him

>a dark souls 2 thread died for this

>Give me occasional sexiness
That is what you placed on the right side. Oh I see you are a shitposter... oh geeze... thats not a good look, for your mind's health you know?

Cringe and bluepilled

possess copulation

>One of the 5 WoW shill threads died for this

Keep fighting DK

But you’re completely fine right? You sound like a twat

You guys havin a gangbang?

>But you’re completely fine right?
No.

>post what you really believe
Life isn't all that bad, in fact it's actually pretty awesome for the majority of people, and our general pessimism/distaste for the world around us is either frustration with our own failures or a clinical mood disorder that needs medical therapy.

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Virtual Reality is the sickest fucking thing. Superhot makes me feel like Neo. Blade and Sorcery is janky but the best melee combat since Dark Messiah. Rec Room, VRchat, and Wave are surrealist social experiences that you literally cannot recreate in real life. I've had a Vive since summer '16 and I can't wait to pick up my Quest tomorrow. I wish Facebook wasn't the only company targeting the low end user-friendly demographic, but the market is only going to grow. I can't fucking wait to see what happens.

> instead of posting it I just closed everything and went to sleep because I didn't want to give the fucker his gratification by sounding upset.
based and redpilled desu
you stand to gain nothing by digging yourself further into internet arguments with anonymous strangers if it's giving nothing to you

You're the minority. You will drown in a sea of yikeses and ohnononos, and there's not a fucking thing you can do about it.

There is no cure for cancer.

How does TLOU push an agenda? Just because a character is gay?

>But you’re completely fine right?
Yes.

Why has your genes not been filtered yet? Oh wait...

>Life isn't all that bad, in fact it's actually pretty awesome
Stop taking your meds for 3 days and see if you think the same

based

MODS and Jannies = Trannies
very obvious their bias and says a lot when they censored S O Y B O Y

>had threesome
>been with prostitutes
>tried bdsm
>was loved and been in love
>have not have any desire for sex for the past 2 years
Fuck all that, dudes. Don't think that putting your peepee in a meat hole with cure you.
Nothing will fix you being broken, you can't get away from this.
You are alone and you'll still feel alone even if you are with someone.

But user HE IS THE CANCER
*and then he was the cancer*

And he's still seething lmao. Let's all point at the larping incel and laugh.

But we've failed and developed mental disorders precisely because life is bad and the world is run by Jews.

>filters

Don't work. All it takes is a single space or pixel to bypass it.

I liked doki doki literature club for what it is

I actually considered taking a pic of my gf sleeping half naked with a timestap, only because one anonymous poster claimed, without knowing me, that I didn't have sex. Thank goodness my better judgement won over my autism.

How would you know? "have sex" is posted in hundreds of threads.

I finally am playing CS since a 5 month hiatus and I'm already getting tons of salt from people since I deranked to Master Guardian Elite and am top fragging every game.

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>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE.
I think censorship is bad no matter what, I don't like VNs or any of the other lewd or hentai games but to get censor them is bullshit.

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what does rin ass taste like?

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>Life isn't all that bad
Formerly good

Based and nihilisticpilled

Because most sane people hate incels and agree that you need to have sex before you shoot up a Chuck E Cheese.

Thankfully I'm not on meds anymore. I'm not there yet but I'm working on it guys. We're gonna make it.
Jewish people are a convenient scapegoat shown to you by those who wish to control you. It's a trick as old as human civilization: their tribe bad, their tribe cause all problems, must get rid of their tribe. Stop blaming others for your problems and work to improve yourself.

that's MY daughter-wife, temmie

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Stop LARP'ing and have sex

Old man cum

Donkey Kong Country sucked ass. Also, have sex.

>Thank goodness my better judgement won over my autism.
>he's still pretending to have a gf
It's okay to be an incel, user. Accept who you are. Be proud of yourself.
just kidding, have sex

/thread

I have trips so Bulborb is now going to suck my anus

You're really not doing much to convince anyone here, faglord. Why dont you go have sex with your totally real girlfriend instead of seething about being called a fag two days ago.

>had sex
>with my cousin
>if it wasn't for the geological barrier we'd probably fuck again
"have sex" posting doesn't offend me but it sure makes me question my past life choices

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Bring back dubs

>FUCK “HAVE SEX” POSTERS
clyp.it/th1bugvb

>Not being a Virgin is to high an entry barrier for the majority of Yea Forums
No Wonder you fags take no pleasure in any games, you never experienced the most important pleasure in life

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Yikes. Have sex please before you hurt someone

>make concise and well-thought post
>reply "dialate" to yourself

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Hello jannies i know you are the ones spamming that shit everywhere, go and accelerate your process

If you get mad at videogames you lack the ability to learn and adapt.

Okay, real talk.

I fucked two of my cousins. If they weren't both old and fat now I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

>How would you know
I browse literally every thread in Yea Forums no filters. I could smell your cuckiness as you stormed out of the thread, eternally butthurt about your lack of sex.

[insert obligatory "have sex" here]

>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE.
PROCREATION IS IMMORAL AND THE ONLY POINT OF LIFE IS DEATH
EVERYTHING ELSE IS COPING BY LIFE-ADDICTS OR THANATOPHOBICS

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Mirrors Edge and Bioshock are overrated games unironically.

>you never experienced the most important pleasure in life
I thought we were talking about sex

FINALLY CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIEDI AND HOLLY NOW

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copulate

>Thankfully I'm not on meds anymore.
Good for you, asshole. I have to keep mine forever. Until I fucking die. Why don't you try to be inspirational about something you actually know about, idiot?

>being a virgin

I like to experience the many engaging stories in video games and have fun doing so!

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>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE
I BELIVE THAT IM GOING TO FUCKING SAY IT

story is great if the game is built on it. Phoenix wright would not work without the story and I will be willing to guy LISA and undertale of gameplay if I could.

Inversely Street fighter doesn't need a story, it's nice but I don't give a shit and half the time Marvel vs. Capcom doesn't have a story, and what little story Vanquish or godhand has is irrelevant

but I know you're shitposting anyway so enjoy the you

the reddit shirt

Typical non virgins *spits*

Based!

Let go, user. It's okay. You're okay. You're gonna make it.

Did you not grow up with them? I'm pretty sure that's why my mind felt like it was totally OK when there should've been more in my brain to stop me.

Masturbation >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sex

Not a virgin. Many drugs are unironically better. You would know that if you weren't a virgin.

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Fuck China

>pw
>game
Cringe

Huniepop 2 overall has worse girls than 1 but the top 3 are better than 1's top 3

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I loved Undertale

wojackedditors are pure SEETHE

>this is what incel actually believes

This

Fuck Jews

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I bet you also enjoy sex in the missionary position you fucking SICKO

I wish I could play more video games but I don't have money to buy trillions of video games since I'm a neet

I wish people would tell me to get a job instead of to have sex. I'd rather play vidya than have sex. Like why should I even care? Good sex lasts an hour, a good vidya lasts 100 hours.

Paper Mario 64, Kingdom Hearts II, Paper Mario TTYD, Pokemon BW2, and Pokemon BW are my favorite games of all time.

>n-n-not a virgin!!
Sure you're not. I bet your dad works at Nintendo to kek

Oh no, I did. One of them was just a huge slut and the other one was basically my first sexual experience at like 12 or 13.

isn't one of them a tranny? huniepop 1 didn't have any trannies

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>incel
yikes

Non-virgin here. Sex is cool, but eating tasty food is and will always be my number one pleasure in life.

Godspeed. I've been here for like 14 years. I hate but I cannot leave.

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the wrath of the incel continues

>an hour
confirmed virgin.

I FUCKING LOVE KIRBY GAMES

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Optional tranny

Old memes are so cringe.

5 decides what I jack off to tonight

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What a shitty attempt at being supportive or mocking me, whatever you're doing

>vanquish's story is irrelevant
I hope you die a slow miserable death, you uncultured "muh cuhrayzee" tranny

>FUCK PORN POSTERS
you crossed a line

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>Have sex, Move out, work hard, be social and don't be an autist.
You are lucky, you were born with the gift of talent. You don't know anything about people born to live the rest of their lives with their heads trampled by destiny and drowning in the endless mud of mediocrity. It is like a man trying to understand an animal, you cannot understand us because you aren't one of us. You are the 1%, congratulations and have a good life. Go away.

My dad is your dad's boss. Nice job addressing my point, incel.

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that just means you're bad at dicking

Gay (male)

>hurr russia bad
>we gotta save san fransisco

nah, I'm good, I just want to machinegun punch robots to death

I WANT TO FUCK SAMUS'S POWER SUITああああああああああああああああああああああああ

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2 > 1 > 3

i like the frogposters and i like the console wars posters, but otherwise yea OP I agree

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fnaf porn

Scat

female worgen

>the most important pleasure in life
Absolute power?

>dude I got an A on my vocab test today, we're all gonna make it!
Grow up, zoomer

Joker memes

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Yes

Elaborate

Based

Obese scat

>n-no you're the incel!
hahaha way to out yourself, stay mad incel drop out.

man develops a deeper understanding of the animal kingdom better each year retard

a car door

Your own dick

>Mods won't sticky this thread but they'll make and sticky a thread to defend ProJarid tooth & nail

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holy BASED

I hate Sonyfags and want nothing more than for every single one of them to be driven from this board, or for Gaystation to utterly collapse. Fuck Wojaks.

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>spent so much time on Yea Forums you can't even tell the difference anymore
Did you go to prom, user? I didn't. While prom was going on I spent the day at the psych ward because I was going to kill myself. It gets better if you put in the work to make it better. Maybe you have to be on medication for the rest of your life. When I got older and my hormones balanced out I found that I didn't need medication anymore. I still struggle but I've come a long way from tying a belt around my neck. Like I said, you're gonna make it. Keep going.

I might be reading this wrongly, but are you implying that non-autists make the 1% of the population and not the other way around?

Hm?

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A guy eating literal shit

Pretty much. I hate SJW garbage as much as the next guy, but TLOU is just a game with gay characters. That's it. There really isn't any agenda pushing unless you consider gay people existing to be an agenda. It's become a bogeyman for paranoid schizo /pol/ posters that see an imaginary jewish agenda everywhere they look. I recommend you play it for yourself and come to your own judgement. I found it to be an enjoyable game with good gameplay and story, and no real political message.

YOU WANNA KNOW THE MOST SHOCKING THING OF ALL???

most recommendations or discussions of various games on this website have more often than not led me to good games, or games I have very much enjoyed

In the end the internet should be treated as place where you quickly grab the gold nuggets and fuck off

FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD
ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN
ITS WHAR YOU HEARIN
ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN

The mods should just make it so "have sex" and "incel" automatically triggers the spam filter.

SKYWARD SWORD IS FUCKING KINO
ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A FAG AND CAN SUCK MY DICK

>too stupid to appreciate comfy world building
Die(alate)

das it mane

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WHEN I WAS

posting the lossless .png because you're a dumb .jpgnigger

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>im so successful and fulfilled i need to go to the videogame board on 4channel and let everyone know
pathetic

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AN INCEL

have sex incel

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fuck off normalshit

Undertale is one of my favorite games. Deltarune might have my favorite characters through. Susie and Ralsei fit the character dynamic of MC's best friends very well and it's one of my favorite things about games that have parties

I really love Transistor, it's one of my favorite games next to System Shock 2 and KOTOR 2. I enjoyed the gameplay of Transistor and thought it was creative as fuck so I don't fully understand why people dislike it.
I believe that Bastion and Transistor are easily in the top 10 of Indie games that have been created so far.
Also, I consider Melty Blood to be one of best fighting games ever made and still the best anime air dasher.

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>make a shitpost
>samefag based

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Never beat that game. Its just too hard.

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I think the whole agenda thing with TLoU became bigger than ever with the reveal trailer of the second game, I only remember movie game and ladders shitposting before that.

I BELIVE THAT NINTENDO GAMES ARE FOR BABIES. SPECIALLY PAPER MARIO.

Have sex

MY FATHER

Based

This is true though

>bastionincel likes trannysistor
>muh top 10
Play more games, retard

I tried Baba is You because of this site and it's one of the best puzzle games I've ever played. That being said, there are a bunch of other recommendations that I tried that turned out to be shit. I got Dragon's Dogma thinking that it must be some underrated gem with how this site talks about it, but nope. It's metacritic score is well deserved. It's an ordinary bland ps3 era open world era rpg.

Based

I think that this board, and soon this website, are in a steady decline and will eventually putter out into nothingness due to the lack of creativity, lack of effort, high amounts of hiveminded comments, and the desperate desire to fit in with unoriginal, obnoxious, and frankly pathetic comments.

I will miss this website when it dies its final death

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>had sex with my girlfriend of four years saturday night
>came so hard, it literally felt like every pore of my body was releasing energy
>incels in this thread who have never even held a girl's hand are claiming sex is overrated or masturbation is better
I unironically feel bad for a lot of you. I'm not going to pretend our sex life isn't pretty vanilla for the most part these days, but goddamn, it's those moments that make life worth living.

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TOOK ME TO A THREAD ON /h/

>even considering replying to the latest buzzword of the month
Did people forget what trolls are? Half the time the incel/have sex meme doesn't even make sense.

This, truly tasteful individuals prefer the Mario & Luigi games.

Is final fantasy 7 even worth playing?

Lemme rip this fat vape omegalul

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>implying people here are autists
Even autists have their talents, user. We don't have talent, that is why we are here. Being anonymous is the way to hide the eternal shame of our real identity.

The combinations you could do in Transistor were great. That and the customizable difficulty was great. Just wish they weren't faggots about Hades.

welcome to 10 years ago FAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>reply to the 'based' with cringey nonsense to make it not seem like samefagging

Yeah but the trailer was just more gay shit. Ellie already kissed a girl on screen in the first game's DLC, the fact that she does it again in the second game shouldn't be some groundbreaking revalation.

I wish I could play transistor but it literally refuses to let me play on account of not having a good graphics card. It literally just has a black screen with the text "your graphics card is not of the minimum requirement so we just won't let you play it". Which is fucking ridiculous I might add. I just want to enjoy this free game so I can stage off killing myself for a couple more days but they won't even let me have that

If you like IV and VI I don't see why would you not get into it.

The whole FF franchise is mostly mediocre though

TO SEE THE BOUNCING TITS

Uhhhhm like....omega yikes

yes

Based

You're not missing out on much. The final boss starts off cool but the whole game is easy and boring

Wtf are you talkien about? Yea Forums loves Transistor, I gave it a try just because user's wouldn't shut up about it.

This is nonsense, I have a prehistoric toaster and I managed to run it. Have you tried pirating it?

>stimulated my prostate last night
>came so hard I saw the face of God
>incels in this thread claiming that sex is better

It is objectively inferior unless she is pegging you.

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>I-I'm mental! Damaged! I missed out on important things like prom! My life was hard but I bounced back!
Boohoo. You're life isn't anywhere near the epitome of struggle you make it out to be.

That was just the beginning of the end. The election propelled this site to peak shitposting and degeneracy, but never recovered

Based

I unironically agree with this.

>tfw no gf
>just fwbs

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You forgot the biggest one:

FUCK ECELEB THREADS

Imagine being this much of a no life cringy virgin to visit one fucking imageboard for 13 years and be proud of it.

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Cringr

>Did you go to prom, user?
No such thing as proms where I live.
>I spent the day at the psych ward because I was going to kill myself
The only reason I'm taking meds is because I tried to kill myself twice. Diagnosed as bipolar but I still don't buy it. They say if I stop taking them the urge will come even stronger, to the point I won't think about it twice and just jump off a high place. Stopped taking em for three days once and I started to panic like a motherfucker. Never testing again

>a cute hung futa girl will never plow your fucking brains out like a goddamn choo choo train while whispering sweet nothings in your ear
I'm gonna FUCKING blow my brains out

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STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT PROJARID YOU INCELS HE'S MY BEST FRIEND HAVE FUCKING SEX INCELS

Nonsense, this place has been better than ever since /trash/'s conception

I BELIEVE IN THIS GIRL'S BODY.

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>I wish I had a job, a girlfriend and a meaningful life

That is what all you NEETcucks think through the day, but you're stubborn to admit it.

AND JOIN THE CHAD BRIGADE

Whatever, just know that whoever comes here to brag about how much of a non-virgin he is, is probably on the lowest step in the social ladder out there. I would know.

I'M GONNA SAY IT

I picked up Insult Order the other day completely blind because I remember it being voted for as one of the best best eroges during the Yea Forumsgas and I deeply regret doing so.

The game seems vanilla at first and then turns into some Eyes Wide Shut-tier cuckold shit around the halfway point. Fuck everybody that voted for this game. Literally ruined my night.

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You're right, but back when I had a job I remember wishing that work and everyone would just fuck off forever so I might be able to spend all day alone

The absolute state of Yea Forums

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>this thread
YIKES CRINGE OOF ZOINKS WOWZERS BLUEPILLED

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Based. Only thing I really do now is browse /trash/ and follow 4cc, with occasional posts here and there elsewhere

I haven't tried pirating it. I pretty much never pirate anything not magnet linked directly on /t/ or is in a mega or is weebshit these days.

Also I have an on board graphics card, I'd assume you probably don't

/thread

/pol/ has the highest traffic on Yea Forums last I chekced. Yea Forums had the life sucked out of it and is basically just another porn board now. the same is happening to a lot of other Yea Forums boards albiet at a slower pace

You summed up what my problem was for 5 years. I either sat around feeling sorry for myself or blamed other people for my failure as a human being. It was only when I admitted that I was the problem did things get better.
My mother was bipolar so I've seen the disease up close. Listen to the doctors and take your meds. It's a horrible disease and I wish we would invest more in psychiatric healthcare.

Elaborate

But I already admitted it? The fuck?

i had sex once
it was really awkward and i didn't get to finish because i was too nervous
the person i did it with turned out to be a pedophile
weird experience

Meh. It was always pretty bad...but it was our pretty bad

But how's your dad been nowadays?

You're flipping all my cool game switches, tell me how great hotline miami 2 is so I can finish

dad died just before i was born

I've been okay.
Still looking for those ciggies at the gas stop

It's like 1 but slightly worse

>2019
>Using "cringe"

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with every passing day i lose further and further sight as to what i actually want in my life, to the point where i'm certain i desire not death, but for my existence to be erased from eternity.

Streets of Rage 2 is the best videogame ever made

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>pay $50 for the ass of a ugly old tranny
>get aids and everything
>but hey I had sex!
People really overestimate how hard is to get laid, is it really that bad that people want sex to actually mean something?

I wish people didn't post about real life so often. I wish people didn't go out of their way to make each other feel bad for their current quality of life. I'd rather you just shitpost about someone's favorite game or something to upset them, not make them feel like a worthless failure. Calling each other Yea Forumsirgins was funny, tongue and cheek humour. I liked when I could come here to relax for a while and shitpost about games. Now every time I open Yea Forums it's always just things reminding me of real life. Constant threads about politics and belittling each other based on social prowess. It's a shame, really.

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I have3 an on-board prehistoric graphics card. I had to choose between playing the game smoothly in a shitty resolution or have a shitty performance while looking good. Anyway I didn't know it was free so I got it from ThePirateBay, you should try that before you hit the noose.

Nothing because she isn't real you fucking weeb

"have sex" are the dumbest buzzwords to ever infest site. At least that cuck, basedboy, incel shit are actual insults. How is telling someone to have sex an insult?

I can't. If you aren't enjoying the game, then don't play it. I honestly didn't enjoy it as much as the first, but I still thought it was a good game and had a blast playing through it.

Normalfags truly were a fucking mistake, I'm surprised we don't have unironic "btw I'm a girl" posts on here yet.

Everything was just in your head and you think anyone can just change like you did. Some people experience intense suffering, isolation, and trauma that is plain impossible to rewire. Your anecdotal evidence of success only applies to other depressed individuals that experienced nothing noteworthy in their lives.

We’ve done that three times and it’s just made Yea Forums even worse.

maybe that's why you turned out to be a fag that has sex with pedophiles

Fuck off, there's like 4 video game threads stinkin' up the front page
Anyways who are we expecting to be DLC for Team Sonic Racing

Then maybe quit projecting your life onto other people's posts. The world doesn't revolve around you, autist.
>but muh feefees
Shut the fuck UP

/r9k/ managed to breathe to life a Yea Forums where everyone is mentally stuck in high school. Enjoy.

And uh, have sex

Yea Forums is a good example of what happens when your forum has little-to-no moderation
Reddit is the counter-example, what happens when a forum has too much moderation and corrupt moderation.

but it was with a girl

Is the bay still safe even? One of the last times I remember it got shut down it was rumored to be a honeypot. And then kat got taken down too and I didn't want to go on all those sites with sketchy ass names.

Keep in mind, ironic shitposting destroyed this site. And it's all your fault for letting it happen you useless teenagers.

>mentally
Nigger in those google/fbi threads, half the people say "i'm 19 and sad :(". It's the normgroids fault

All men keep their high school mentality the rest of their lives.

Donkey Kong 64 is my favorite video game. The Kongs are each unique in their controls and despite the lack of variety in using them, the goofy nature of each world keeps me interested in replaying. Deltarune was interesting and has me excited for the finished game.

>projecting your life onto other people's posts
It's really not about me. (I mean it is, because that's what OP told me to post but it's not the point.) Point is, I don't really see a purpose for that shit on this board. Go to /r9k/ if you want to post garbage like that. This is a gotdamn video game board but so many of the most popular threads are just thinly veiled /pol/ Yea Forums and /r9k/ garbage, only using video games as the basis.

Swap men with women and you have a revelation about life

Oh boy here we go...
And why, little npc, is that hmm?
I'll be docking points based on how npc your reply is. Don't fuck it up.

I don't personally think that sex should "mean" anything, but I might be a degenerate. I enjoy doing it with my gf, but it's not special, it's just our animal drive. I guess there IS a bonus to knowing that the other person actually cares about you and enjoys your company, but that has nothing to do with the act of sex in itself.

What gifts you have that you can somehow amass all that just by what little information I provided you! You've already made up your mind so I won't waste any more of your time. Do what you think is best.

The character being gay has nothing to do with TLOU's agenda. The real problem is the dev's idea that games should exist as vehicles for story, instead of the story being a delivery device for the gameplay. Did you not see the E3 and how the entire focus was on the "scripted" """"gameplay""""" segments? The story also got way too much focus.

Literally walk outside and walk up to anyone you see and ask if you can mow their yard for 10 bucks. People will gladly pay you 10 bucks to do some shitty odd job they don't feel like doing.

But you're going to say no, because you're absolutely worthless, and the very idea of exerting yourself in any way whatsoever is so foreign a concept to you that you give up before even trying.

this is going to be admittedly hard to type out but sure
>game's premise involves you training and boning a bunny girl and cat girl at cafe kinda like nekopara
>your progress is represented by love level 1-3 for the bunny and 1-4 for the cat
>events are pretty vanilla for the most part
>get bunny girl up to level 2
>suddenly come back to the club and you get cucked by 3 shotas
>"uh, okay i guess i'll just do the cat girl instead"
>cat girl gets more cute as you level her up
>says she wants to marry you, move in with you, etc
>finally max her out
>ending involves you getting cucked by some faceless gangbang squad
>no matter which of the 2 girls you choose you are railroaded into getting cucked regardless
i wish i never played this dogshit. i'm still fucking upset.

Umm, sweaty, have sex.

I’m on such a big Final Fantasy kick right now. Just spent the last two months going through all of Stormblood and its patches, and have just had a terrific time doing so. My best friend from fourth grade started playing it too, and we’ve been able to reconnect in a big way thanks to it. That coupled with all the rumors FFVII Remake might be two parts and not shit has just got me so damn excited for FF. I went ahead and booted up my Vita and just started buying FF games. I love this franchise so much, anons. I love hearing rumors about VII, love booting up the games just to play the intro a bit and live in some nostalgia for a moment. I just want to stay in bed all day and play them all.

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i hate my switch and love my ps4

>I wish I had a job, a girlfriend and a meaningful life

That is what all you NEETcucks think through the day, but you're stubborn to admit it.

It works pretty well over time desu senpai

Christ, the irony of this post.

Nigger I'm still mad /r9k/ itself devolved into whining about (lack of) sex and depression and shit. I don't remember it being like that a decade ago, what the fuck happened to make it change overnight?

>M-m-muh video games! Muh board quality!
Yeah shut the fuck up you hopeless nerd. Here's a news flash for you, Yea Forums isn't and hasn't been about video games for a long time. What people like me want on this board is what goes on this board and the mods have long since given up, they'll delete threads only when convenient for them which could sometimes be hours. They consider Yea Forums a dumping ground and you should too, get the fuck over it. Talk about what you want and shitpost and get it out of your system

And if wittle baby manchild still wants to discuss his electronic toys, you can go ahead and take that to /vg/, reddit, or the other video game boards where your precious "discussion" goes to die, you little cuck. Eat my shit, drown in it. This isn't your board or your safe space and never fucking will be

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best post on board plz sticky mods you faggots

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Right. At this point, I'd appreciate if mods at least purged anything that's blatantly unrelated to video games. Aside from that I don't care.

>having lesbian characters is pushing an agenda

Its because normalfags invaded this site after the big events surrounding this place happened. They came in droves when the fappening, chanology, Gamergate and the elections happened. They like the anonymous posting because its liberating, but at the same time they crave the attention, specially the failed normalfags that litter this place. So they fish and farm (You)s for that little endorphine shock, shitting up discussion and the board in the process. Shitposting used to be dumb stuff like Sakura Fish (granted, Yea Forums2.0 Yea Forums was cancer too) but now its just the buzzword of the month. Even then, the one good thread you can find in the sea of shit makes you come back, again and again and they become rarer by the day.
It's all so tiresome

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I'll have sweaty sex with you

Then filter them, nigga, like, shit.

Blessed angry DK poster

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That doesn't has anything to do with VIDEO GAMES or is remotely fun offtopic posting, please take you /r9k/ gay shit and shove it up your ass, -you-people- make this place unfun.

I agree.

>useless teenagers let it happen to a website that has been around since before most of them were even born

neat

Faleflag, but also true and based as fuck

OP probably killed himself but at least he gave us a good thread before he died. I love video games. Hope you have video games that you love too.

>waaaah your funposts are unfun

Feel free to leave anytime

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>implying this only applies to Yea Forums
Frogshit as ignorant as always.

Imagine the smell.

We're all going to die. Who cares.

good thread
take a break from eating hotpockets and give us a sticky, mods

In all honesty I don't give a rat's ass about safety. My computer is probably filled with spyware and miners. I just think that it might be possible that the official version of the game blocks old cards from running it, while a pirated one (like the one I downloaded) let's you through.

The Vita is fucking tight.

"have sex" is an insult because it implies you were socially rejected. The only people who want to spend time with you are equally undesirable beta males and only in the context of an online forum or Discord. Enjoy dying alone with your anime figures, faggot-kun.

Same

Too scared to reply: Very npcish
2/10 apply yourself, incel

All the attention whoring is so boring and repetitive as fuck, like something literal autists do I don't even care if Yea Forums is "good" I just like it when it's not boring as shit.

But you're spending time with me, user-kun!

Have you tried sexual intercourse?

4stats.io

We're the kings of Yea Forums, the top dogs, all other lesser boards cower in the name of Yea Forums and our sheer posting might.

How does it feel faggots?

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Nice argument retard WTF normalfag posters are so superior to me now! :(

That's a load of nonsense. I can filter/hide/ignore the threads but OP said to post how I really feel so I did. You come off as one of those people who fill the board with those trash posts and you don't like the thought of your shitposting being removed more thoroughly.

You'll break free of your memetic programming someday, user. I'm sorry.

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I like this post the most.
It's the most logical one.

Glad that you can still be excited about videogames user. Now get the fuck out of Yea Forums!

I'm one of the "NORMIES" you fags keeping REEEEing about -- I'm married with a kid, Masters Degree and a 6-figure career in pharmaceutical research, and I have lots of friends and frequently host or attend social events.

I'll have absolutely no problem moving on from this underaged shithole when it collapses. Until then, it's like the zoo -- I get to stop by occasionally and laugh at the retarded monkeys throwing shit at each other.

God fucking help you losers when/if you attempt to enter the real world of adult

C

Why can't there be room for both? Some games can be purely for fun, others can be purely to tell a story. IMO Naughty Dog games are a nice middle ground between walking simulators and action games. Not all games should be like Naughty Dog games, but that isn't really a problem anyway. For how much you see Yea Forums bitching about movie games, there are a shockingly tiny number of them. Barely anyone even makes them outside of Sony.

Cringe
>good thread
>filled with shitposts
Omega cringe

Terrible. Goddamn terrible.

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hopefully it will be soon, it's basically on the same level as desu baka senpai and cuck were

Yea Forums has been Yea Forums2.0 for a while now so this is actually not that surprising

>the board is this way and has been this way for a while, it will not change
How would a newfag like you know?

U

Being a normalfag isn't about not being a NEET idiot.

L

>Why can't there be room for both?
They don't want room for both. These people talk about gameplay with pure and utter disgust in their voices. And these assholes help run the industry, including the cabal of game journalists that can destroy a game's reputation with stupid clickbait articles.

T

Stay within your code, slave. Now let me just put this bucket over your head so I can have sex with your gf and steal all your R&M toys without you knowing.

>Yea Forums isn't and hasn't been about video games for a long time
There's some sad truth in this. Yea Forums should have been deleted a long time ago.

>He doesn't even know what a normalfag is
W E W
E
W

I'm sure you'll come up with an excuse for every valid suggestion. Enjoy being broke and depressed.

Friendly reminder that anyone posting "Have sex" looks like pic related.

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It's the same shit every day. Then idiots show up and say "B-but it was always this way!" when the reality is that it wasn't. It really wasn't. Of course there's no salvaging what we have here unless the mods went full dictator mode but that would scare off more than just the new/normalfags.

I have a girlfriend, and soon to be wife. Been together for five years.
We have the same interests, similar tastes, really good chemistry, and the same plans for the future.
>but does she like video games?!
Yeah she does, she's been playing since she was 3.
>but does she have good taste?!
I guess so. Her favorites are Morrowind, Hotline Miami, Kotor, and Portal. Very varied.
>but, is she hot/attractive?!
She is. Red hair, glasses, wide hips, big assets, and pale as all hell. She's a very feminine person, but not enough to be seen as a normalfag. She's not butch enough to be a tomboy either, and instead falls somewhere in the middle, striking a perfect balance.
>but user, how do you even get someone as perfect as that? Are you a normie, or even worse, a CHAD?
Not really. I can socialize but I choose not to. Not popular at all, except for with the few friends I have.
I'm not especially good looking either, maybe a 6. I'm not the best to judge. My body is 5 ft 7 and I'm bordering on being underweight. I don't work out often, and I have some bad acne scars.
But still, I managed, and so can you. There's a meme going around that you should "just be yourself", but it doesn't work like that.
What you need to do, is to own yourself. Work on your weaknesses, while at the same time only showcasing your strengths, at least at the start of your "courting". Be confident in your abilities and don't let your insecurity show. Eventually, someday, you will find one that loves you as much as you love her.
Also, stop jerking off, and stop ogling at every single girl around. Don't cry about it when she doesn't recognize you, either.
cont.

this. can't tell you how many times I've denied these thots. They want sex, and I want a gf. I've tried fooling around but it's hollow without that personal connection.

Yea Forums may be a shit board but it's still 10000 times better than Yea Forums in current's state. Every thread feels like the same pity party bullshit you see on here during late-night blogposting threads without any of the self-awareness.

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Source? From what I've heard Naughty Dog has discussed the importance if making a game feel responsive, even at the cost of fucking up animations a little. (I.E. avoiding the problem everyone had with RDR2.) That doesn't sound like something someone with a disdain for gameplay would say

Reminder that pokegirl porn threads and trap threads have been a part of Yea Forums longer than frogposting and wojak.

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>enjoy being broke and depressed
There you go again, complaining that people call you a normalfag while responding with real life shit no one cares about. No matter how much you think you have life figured out your girlfriend will never be related to anything in this board.

Quintisentially boomer.
Back in your glory days of 2004 to 2011 you had 90s nostalgia faggots. Now YOU are the boomer faggot reminiscing about the good old days.

Here’s the truth.
1. Your artstyle is just as shit but more elementary esque
2.Yea Forums is one of the few boards to have not changed at all
I hate nostalgia fags.

>killing yourself over transistor
There are so many better games you could be enjoying right now.
Go emulate some older games, user.

this was a dope vid and I don't even like pokemon anymore. I didn't understand anything post gen 3

>literally worse than /pol/

just kill me please

>Slave
>He says as he mindlessly shitposts on Yea Forums
>again

Please, just go outside or something. Talk to real actual people. This place is literally bad for you.

>He thinks sex is an acomplishment
Daily reminder that sex is overrated and that literal coke heads with no teeth and rotting skin also have sex. Take pride in who you are and how you can help others, not in if you have had sex or not.

*in its current state

bas-
>FUCK FROG
cringe

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>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE.
I don't like most modern games, especially western ones. I'm finding myself liking games less and less, and I'm also starting to get bored of the older games I do like, there's only so many of them after all. I haven't felt any feel from a game in a while. Honestly though, it's probably a good thing, playing fewer games will help me straighten out.

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Congrats. You can't really hurt me or make me feel bad for doing this, I get to talk down to stupid people because I'm not one of them. It's the privilege you get for not being a worthless parasite.

The picture literally says Mario Kart on it.

Based

and yet you can't get laid

Don't give shitposters like him (You)s user. They don't deserve the attention they crave.

As I get closer to 40 new games seem like a chore, I mostly like replaying old stuff that I've already mastered like BG2 or deliberate throwbacks like Path of Exile (Diablo 1/2) and Hat in Time (N64 platformers)
Even legitimately great shit like Nier Automata and Sekiro warrants only a low-completion playthrough, if I can even muster the intetest to finish.
I'm pretty ok with this.

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>and that literal coke heads with no teeth and rotting skin also have sex.
then what's your excuse, incel

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I’m 35 and at about 28 I drastically decreased the amount of game I play and now that burnout I feel is all gone. After 22 gaming should no longer be your main/only hobby.

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>From what I've heard Naughty Dog has discussed the importance if making a game feel responsive
You mean THIS Naughty Dog?

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>implying anyone believes you

kill yourself

posting in le ebic bread

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Yea Forums isn't really any better. Yea Forums is just a unique case of a good board that was single handedly ruined by moderation instead of an influx of bad users like Yea Forums was. Yea Forums had amazing self-moderation before when shounenshit would get dubspammed and rec threads would get reported and told to fuck off. Their mod team is fucking awful and a fan of them got outted as newfags/normalfag bronies that don't even watch anime. They've been removing board culture/sanitizing the board to make Yea Forums easier for plebbitors and children to invade.

Did you just pretend to be me so you could make your post look better

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>incel
That word doesn't mean what you think it means

I confess that I greatly enjoy threads about other user's workplace shenanigans. I just love to hear about the lives of the different people that I anonymously discuss videogames with. I don't condone making autists here feel bad about their lives tho.

Woah

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incel cope

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So does Yea Forums just not have mods anymore?

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It shouldn't

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>You can't make me feel bad for doing this!
>Keeps responding and seething over a response on a taiwanese basket weaving forum
your tears are delicious

the board is literally just too fast for them to moderate everything properly

Yeah the whole "i love this board and all you guys!" bullshit gets really gay really fast. I just wanted to talk about cartoons, not how shitty your life is because "awww your cousin died i'm sowwy :(((". And no, being a draw/writefag doesn't mean people want to hear about your life. Knowwhatimsayin? The fucking state of that place.
>if one more faggot says "can't be helped" or " I/we're cheering you on"

what happens when we hit 500 posts

Fuck Russia

>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE.
Digital distribution is by far the single biggest cancer on gaming. Valve is the company that has done more damage to gaming than any other company by default because they were the ones to popularize it. Many of the other cancers such as rampant DLC and microtransactions rely on digital distribution to exist.
Games being sold physical only has proven itself to be the best environment for great games to be made in. Even if you exclusively pirate you should want all games to be sold physical only because that has already proven itself to be the best environment for great games to be made and you'll still be able to pirate anyways.

I don't care, I'm watching a movie in my apartment on my television while talking down to stupid lazy people. I enjoy pointing out others worthlessness. This isn't your hugbox.
I do

There is nothing wrong with remaining chaste if you don't intend on raising a child unless it's with the person you marry.

the thread stays alive for another 100 posts before hitting page 10

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My favorite part of vidya are the characters. What are your favorite vidya characters?

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That’s dumb, why not just make Yea Forums one board then.

Because you keep replying to me user. Are you stupid? Why reply to me in first place? Why are you projecting your own tears?

Digital is better in every way, provided that it's not shackled to DRM. Sure, a nice cover art, a nice case, and a nice instruction manual are cool beans, but don't you like the ability to infinitely copy your game so it can never wear you? Having a nice backup incase you lose your game or it cracks? Being able to play it on multiple systems without needing identity checks and security codes and all that junk?

I think developers should rightfully increase the price of their products if they are willing to drop profitable practices such as a lootbox system.

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>I don't care
No one believes you, call me when you do something important with your life faggot not being a NEET is literally what is expected of you as a human being.

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>it's legitimately pathetic being a virgin in your 20s
I lost my virginity with 25 years old in my honeymoon.
Only degenerates have sex before marriage.

>FUCK CONTRARIANS.
Agree it's a shit meme
>FUCK “HAVE SEX” POSTERS.
Agree it's a shit meme
>FUCK PORN POSTERS
That's been going on since the beginning of this website move on.
>FUCK TWITTER SCREENCAP POSTERS
.Agree it's a shit
>FUCK FROG/WOJACK POSTERS.
That's been going on since the beginning of this website move on.
>FUCK CONSOLE WAR POSTERS.
That's been going on since the beginning of this website never going to stop get money buy them all or go pc or both pic something
>POST WHAT YOU TRULY BELIEVE.
That's been going on since the beginning of this website move on.
>TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES OR GET OUT.
That's been going on since the beginning of this website move on.
>FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TACOS!

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I’m a Locke kind of guy

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FIREWATCH'S ENDING IS KINO

FUCKING KINO

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO SHARE A BOARD WITH FAGS THAT CAN'T APPRECIATE IT

A BLOO BLOO BLOO THE MONSTER NOT REAL ABLOO BLOO BLOO I WANT TO ABANDON MY WIFE FOR NEW HOTNESS WHY NO FUK????? ABLOO BLOO BLOO

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It's pretty bad. I kind of wish generals were back because they at least contained most of the shitposting because half the threads turn into some kind of shounen circlejerk of one group of tards yelling about how their series is better than another. Worst thing is similar to this board is that there's really no alternative to talk about stuff that I actually like am/interested in, especially more obscure series that no one outside of this website discusses much or at all.

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Hey, I never tried to say Naughty Dog are some kind of based and redpilled geniuses or anything. You're moving the goalposts. I explained that they emphasize gameplay at the cost of graphics and then you pull out a tangentially related point about diversity. I agree that this quote is asinine and stupid, but it doesn't prove that movie games and story based games are inherently bad. The only thing it proves is that Druckman is a retard. And he doesn't speak for every employee at Naughty Dog that worked in their games.

I'd honestly rather they stay the same and retards continue to blow their money on skins

>FUCK FROG/WOJACK POSTERS.
>That's been going on since the beginning of this website move on.

Holy fuck look at this newfag.

If you want to pretend that somehow I'm of the same class of person as the lazy jobless idiot who can't believe someone isn't a failure in life then you're free to think that I guess.

That is the only samurai jack episode I remember from my childhood.

seething

I honestly miss, "Feels good man". All these edits have destroyed what used to be good.

Im turning 19 in a month (inb4 underage) and still a virgin but ive been told im cute and that I could get laid easily if I tried.

But I just havent bothered yet, id rather focus on bettering myself and pushing onwards with my goals than actively seeking out temporary pleasure. Im sure sex will come when it comes bros, dont act like life is a race just because some incel did something faster and thinks he's hot shit.

Holy fuck look at this newfag

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King K. Rool, Murray the Hippo, Ralsei, Dug Grub and Angela Cross are among my favorites

How am I seething? I'm winning life.

Good for you, I genuinely mean that.
Good advice too, you even give bastards like me hope.

Like even the original pepe meme didn’t come around until Yea Forums was 4 years old. People who think frogposting has always been a thing on Yea Forums should be banned.

Generals already make up a bulk of the content on that board, that's the main reason why they feel so circlejerky for the most part. The only difference is that they're not clearly labelled as such because the people who make them don't want to get banned. Just take a look at the catalog and you can easily point them out because they have the show's name in the subject line and maybe some dumb meme related to the show in the OP.

I always love when people copy my posts. It means they're clearly mad.

"uh you like that huh?"
*plap plap plap*
"but Chad, my npc bf is right the-OOOOHHH"
*squirts*
"don't worry, the bucket over the head trick overrides his optical and audial sensors, he's practically shut down"
*plapplapplapplap*
"oooOOoooo Chad, you're so smart please have give me your seed"
*PLAPPLAPPLAP*
*cumcumcum*
*you end up raising my kids thinking they're yours, and they hate you but love their uncle Chad*
*dabs*

Thanks Pat, very cool

THIS

God damn, dude. Is school really going that rough for you? It gets better, champ. I believe in you.

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Nice taste you got there.
I'm particularly fond of Rando, from the LISA games.
Metal Sonic is up there among my favorites too.

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I'd hardly say that they emphasize gameplay over anything, considering how much of a mess TLOU and Uncharted are. Every other segment is a quick time event or a cutscene, even if you took out the story.

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>id rather focus on bettering myself and pushing onwards with my goals than actively seeking out temporary pleasure.

if you weren't an incel loser you would do both while having sex. have sex

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tl;dr incel

>he's still seething
l m a o
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I'm honestly tired of the faggots that use the word incel and discordfags on Yea Forums in general

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Fuck off. Even racing simulators would be better off if it had a plot.
>Create your own pilot
>Begin as a street racer thug.
>Characters are first Fast & Furious tier.
>Gets invitation to race in official champonships
>Initiate career with goal to become the new Schumacher
>Do side quests in orther to get sponsors
>Some rival teams try to fuck you up because you used to be a thug; You don't belong in "elite" tier racing
>Several waifu options, each with a unique storyline. Some from the "thug" enviroment, others from the wealth racing community.
>You can personalize your garage and your cars to some extent. NPCs you know have their own places you can visit and take quests.
>Actually role play as a racer. Choose which kind of racing you will focus. Get several endings depending on the kind of racing you specialized and your relationship with NPCs

RPG elements would make racing games great again

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Is sex all that circulates through the amerimutts brain?
You fucks are like rabbits. Go fuck a prostitute or something if you're that desperate.

I want to seethe, but I don't even know what it's supposed to mean.

>Steam groups getting used in 2019
WOAH

I actually enjoy my games so much that the horrors of life doesn't matter to me at all.

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>19
>hey guys i'm bettering myself and working towards goals
If I had a nickel.
You're here forever, newfag. When you're bald and fat and 40 remember those words.

have sex

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>continous seeth
L E L
E
L

Based as fuck

have sex incel

facebook tier humor, keep it up

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See how impotently you flail when left to your own devices.

it's depressing how quickly this thread devolved into shit-flinging
you guys really can't help it, huh
metroid prime 2 is a masterpiece of a game with a perfect difficulty curve, beautiful world, just the right amount of lore, and good feeling gameplay. it's very fun

Seethe the Sexless lol

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>still seething
Impressive.

Probably why you're not winning in life.

Successful and well educated people enjoy pointing out others worthlessness on Yea Forums.

What do you expect/v/ was flooded with le radum humer redditors during gamergate and 2016

>You're not winning life because you aren't an asshole

That's pretty much true yeah.
Also because you're a uneducated, lazy, stupid NEET unwilling to educate yourself or try in any way at all

It's fine if you want to think that. Just remember I am better than you.

:D

>it's depressing how quickly this thread devolved into shit-flinging
You mean the OP? This thread was fucking garbage from the start, newfag.

>STILL seething
Woah

You can post all you want but it won't increase your standard of living in comparison to mine

>Seethe the Sexless
Holy fuck

I hope you all live long and happy lifes

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My only joy in life is knowing that when this planet finally collapse all of your accomplishments will be rendered null: all of your efforts, all of your accolades, pried out of your hands by the same reality you worship.

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Based and blackpilled
Cringe and incelpilled

>Still, still, STILL seething
Get a life man, you're too good at this!

proving my point

>Seethe the Sexless
Yoinking this

your worth is not decided by other people

>Seethe the Sexless

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>over 500 replies
epic and I didnt read a single post besides OPs

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Y'all are incels