Further proof that Yea Forums will turn on any character as soon as enough people want that character in Smash

It's absolutely sad, state of nu Yea Forums. And no I don't include steve shit posters that are just joking, the real pathetic ones are:

>I didn't play the games, therefor I hope he's NEVER in smash

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That's how they de-legitimize the character they don't like, by saying the people who like said character are all shitposters. It's just another rosterchild technique.

This is why I don’t need to worry about kiryu suddenly being hated, as almost no other anons have talked about wanting him in

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Steveposters are pure.

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We don't get Steve without Alex.

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We don't get Steve, we get Alex*

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He’s missing because he’s busy getting ready for another game

Who even cares about the roster anymore?

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play.nintendo.com/activities/opinion-polls/nintendo-switch-road-trip-fun-poll/
>Nintendo still acknoweldeges Steve despite mojangs attempts to cover him up
Cope

He's missing because Mojang is desperate to create a post-Notch brand image and have been phasing Steve out since he's Notch's creation*

What game could he invade that would be even more of a shitstorm than if he invaded Smash?

Company that owns the character has to agree to their inclusion.

>implying I’ve ever played doom

I play this game because I like the characters.

Being actually decent helps though. If it played like that dogshit Playstation All-Stars I probably wouldn't still be playing it.

I'm failing to understand "roster fag" shit. Like, you want a new character because there's going to be new ones, and now it's like bad to want any character on a board that's about talking about video games. Maybe I'm not intelligent enough.

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>he's never played doom
Holy shit is right about nu Yea Forums

>Implying mojang wouldn't want to be involved with smash
Lmao it's Nintendo's honor they'd be lucky if they were approached

it's almost like rosterfags are the cancer of Yea Forums, and normal people just want them to keep being btfo as a consequence for all their obnoxious spam.

Steve couldn't make it for this photo op. He received an invitation to E3, so you hold down the fort while he's gone Alex boo boo.

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Are you really that confused or are you just pretending?
Did you never see kids arguing on the playground when you were in school? There's nothing to "understand."

TODD HOWARD FOR SMASH
BUY HIS GAMES AND MERCHANDISE
FUCK BANJOKEFAGS
FUCK STEVEFAGS
FUCK ROSTERFAGS

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The only reason I don't want Steve in Smash is because I know he won't look like this.

on one hand, there's thinking a character would be cool to play as in smash. on the other hand, there's obsessing over it, spamming Yea Forums with multiple threads per day about it, spreading fake "leaks" and "rumors" all over Yea Forums, having an unironic meltdown when it doesn't get chosen, etc.
basically, there's a difference between being a fan and being a rosterfag. too many people on Yea Forums are the latter.

Pure shit

>HURRR DOOMGUY FAG
>actually I’ve never played doom
>HURRRRRRRRR HASNT PLAYED DOOM WHAT A FAGGOT
how retarded can you get user?

Pure cope: the comment

>mojang's attempts to cover him up
I haven't played or followed minecraft since they added hunger, what do you mean?

it's more like
>rosterfags finally start to realize how much people hate them

yep she's in

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>*character* wont ever be in, because they’re Irrelevant/unoriginal/copy/too big/limited in moves/unimportant
>*character* gets in
>Of COURSE *character* got in, because they’re popular/unique/interesting/perfectly sized/unlimited in movesets/important, which is why you should stop comparing them to *character 2*
I hate you all

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Ding ding ding ding!
It only took 8 months of concentrated Steveposting to chisel a spark of self-awareness in their dimwitted craniums

t. Ridleyfag still fucking salty about getting called out hard during Smash 4

STILL in

>someone says something negative about banjo
>Banjofags make a thread crying about how everyone hates them
You do this every week

Friendly reminder that banjokes are this years ashleyfags:smug and annoying, and ready to be BTFO

>Implying I'd be mad that the character I wanted back in Brawl and got into stupid online arguments on Nintendo forums claiming he wouldn't be too big finally got in
Just let it go.

Good to know honestly

Seeing as how the majority of Banjokes migrated from hugboxes like Reddit, they constantly feel like they're being persecuted over here when they're just getting the normal treatment that any kind of game would get. They cant handle the fuckin bantz so they go full victim card every single fucking time. It's the only reason grotesque steve exists in the first place: to exploit those obnoxious insecurities they flaunt around like a medal.

>rosterfags actually type this shit
jesus christ have some self-awareness for once in your life

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>Seeing as how the majority of Banjokes migrated from hugboxes like Reddit
>very sensitive to bantz
Explains everything, especially since that only poll asking where most Banjokes come from revealed that most are redditors

Don't fucking look at me, I love the Banjo games and like Smash but I don't harp on the fucker non-stop like a lot of the autists here.

>it's okay when stevefags do it
They also migrate from hugboxes like Discord and get all uppity when Steve gets insulted, it's not even ironic and even if it was that would still be really pathetic. Jesus Christ the double standards on these people.
And here comes the buzzwords

This

People changed the irrelevant "character" argument into the irrelevant "series" argument immediately after K. Rool got in.

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>implying I don’t want Doom and Banjo

We do not get uppity about insults. We are like Incineroar, where we bathe in your hate and tears

Everyone was in complete solidarity about banjo being a great choice for smash and everyone wants to see banjo return to gaming in some form. Then in the last 2 or 3 years Zoomers went from middle school nothings to 18year olds and suddenly there’s a ton of dissenting opinions about video games and video game characters hmmmmm I wonder why everyone’s opinion about characters suddenly changed?? Whenever you notice bizzarre negative gaming opinions that didn’t exist a few years ago it’s cause Zoomers think they are people now. That’s all pay it no notice.

t. K Roolfag still salty about what people said during Smash 4 and what the mean Ashleyfags said before 8/8's Smash Direct

>

Where are you even going with this?

Bathe in hate and tears and then pretend like they’re in the same league as the lizards or Belmonts

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Keep telling yourself that zoomie.

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But Stevefags are literally only here to piss people off.

you just need to learn to let it go desu

>it’s ok when lizardbros bathe in hate and tears, but no no to others

Banjo is peak boomer though.

He's just trying to make himself feel better that they got in over his character.

>arguing with a refushit
Only one to blame is yourself.

Stevechads are the only thing capable of destroying the rosterfags. If you want rosterfags BTFO for good, you're just going to have to trust us. We'll ruin Smash discussion so you don't have to!

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based on how much K Rool gay porn I have, he's a genuine fag too

You can do that all you want but it’s embarrasing when they pretend they’re in the same boat as the other newcomers

I want Nintendo characters in my Nintendo allstar brawl game!

There’s a difference between letting go, and pointing out that history is gonna repeat itself again

They come Smashboards too. Look at how autistic their circlejerks are compared to their ones here. They match one to one. Which makes me wonder why they don't stay in their dedicated Smash shitholes to shitfling in.

So let me get this straight

Steve fags started off an ironic shitposting against rosters fags

Only to become NPC shitposting anybody who wants somebody that isn’t Steve

Oy Vey Block heads, with that and harassing a person on Twitter because she threatens Steve’s chances only make you the jackasses

Next they’ll deflect their retardedness by deflecting with
>NO BANJO FAGS ARE THE BAD GUYS HAHA
While failing to realize more people will notice their soulless shitposting than actual banjo posts

>For some reason banjofags all became full autistic after the grinch leak was d-d-deconfirmed
>For some reason
Yeah, weird how so many (insert character here)fags became so crazy during this smash hype cycle
I wonder what the one thing that ties them all together is
Perhaps someone is trying to sow Discord?

It doesn't matter what I'm saying so long as I'm right.

But they are in the same boast as the other newcomers. Since they're in.

>it's okay to be completely two-faced, it's all in the past, just chill out bro

>waah muh exclusive boomer club
>no gen z characters. Burping Boomers only

>based on how much gay porn I have
>I
Are you sure it’s not just you user?

>blaming banjo fans is the first comment

Of course Stevie, of course

Banjo was an N64 titan, Steve is the face of Minecraft the game that create a whole generation who watches other play games rather than playing those games themselves. Which one is the zoomer choice isn’t even a question.

You all act like children and that's exactly why Yea Forums hates you.

I'm going to dab on you now.

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>still can't let go what mean things people have said about the character you wanted
oof

Yeah, it used to be until youtubers like Jontron started covering Banjo which introduced a ton of impressionable zoomers into your franchise.

On top of which, I wouldn't even call the older fans boomers. They're still manchildren at the end of the day. They feel so threatened by the current childhood gaming trends (fortnite, minecraft) because they feel it's in direct competition with the childhood gaming trends that they're so nostalgia about. They refuse to grow up. They've been campaigning behind an irrelevant cereal box mascot for the past 20 years and now their life decisions are coming back to bite them in the ass as they become the laughing stock of the internet.

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Every fucking day with this shit. OC btw

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That’s not what I’m referring too. Incineroar didn’t have over a decade of fan demand

Why was it okay for them to do it back then, and then never apologize for it and pretend they did nothing wrong?

Neither did Inkling, Isabelle, Joker and Piranha Plant.

No Smashfags are boomers.

Aaaand boom. Consider yourselves dabbed on.

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Minecraft and Fortnite both offer shit choices for the roster though.

>Still using the relevancy argument when Ridley, K Rool and Simon got in

>Pretending to forget the giant relevancy shitpost about K Rool

>Trying to pretend his popularity was a “guarantee” but that suddenly doesn’t apply to Banjo

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HOLY BASED MOLY

>Which makes me wonder why they don't stay in their dedicated Smash shitholes to shitfling in.
Because Smash on reddit is notoriously shit, and Smashboards and the rest of the dedicated forums are fucking dying at record pace ever since Discordfags took over. Even the ResetEra trannies probably get tired of being under authoritarian restrictions all the time so those Banjoids probably come here to let loose every once in a while and take out their pent up aggression on wholesome Steveposters.

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>and then never apologize for it
holy shit
are you seriously expecting an apology from them? that's fucking sad

yes

They get more excited about playing the origin games of the characters a Youtuber told them to want in Smash.

S-SHUT UP LOOK AT THIS TWEET FROM AN PURPLE HAIR SJW ON MOJANG; EVEN SHE THINKS STEVE IS NOT GOO- WAIT SHES JUST PR? AND THAT MINECRAFT IS MAKING ALOT OF MONEY,AND THE BEST SELLING GAME EVER, AND NINTNDO MAY WANNA PAY TRIBUTE ? NOOOOOOOO STOP TELLING ME HOW BUSINESS WORKS STEVEBROS NOOOOO HOW CAN WE PROVE WE ARENT WEEPY IDIOTS OOOH OOH I KNOW I KNOW LETS MAKE TRAILERS
>Banjo shows up and EVERY. FUCKING. CHARACTER. CLAPS. WITH A HUGGY WUGGY REUNION
>OOH OOH OOH OR EVERYONE RECREATED THE BANJO INTRO BECAUSE IM A CREATIVELY BANKRUPT FUCK WHO CANT THINK OF SOMETHING CREATIVE AND CLEVER BECAUSE IM BLINDED BY PERSONAL NOSTALGIA

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I’m talking specifically about Ridley K Rool and the Belmonts. Those guys are fags too if they compare themselves to the four I just mentioned

>Thinking the Smash Ballot is going to influence Nintendo's selection

>wholesome Steve posters

Oh shut the fuck up
None of you “wholesome” fags are actually wholesome if all you do is throw insults and that shitty Steve model

Patrician Poster of the Day

Can’t wait for these ashleyfags 2.0 to be laughed off

based

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>S-Stevechads w-were m-m-mean to B-B-B-BANJO

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>Those guys are fags too if they compare themselves to the four I just mentioned
why are you retards so needlessly sensitive? lmao

Thanks for reminding me that Stevie’s assaulted a Twitter person and datamined her information because she was a threat to Steve getting in

Never seen anyone more desperate

They're most likely the same Ashleyfags

Probably stepped their game up after the legendary "Ashley was cast aside" video

You seemed upset there with that shit post user

That second half seems to have upset you, what exactly happened?

10/10 performance right there

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Yes, that's exactly true.

Banjo is not getting in.

No ones being sensitive. I’m just saying that years of demand means more than just getting in because they’re from something recent that popular

DESPITE ALL HIS RAGE
HE IS STILL JUST A BEAR IN A CAGE

youtube.com/watch?v=8-r-V0uK4u0

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I love Banjo and always will. Nothing will change that. He's always been an "underdog" character anyway.

>Thinking the ballot wouldn’t when it influenced the base roster

Made up rules that don’t exist

If you say so, user.

someone post the banjoid on twitter that went nuclear on a pre-teen for wanting Steve

Guys please. Its not worth arguing with refusteves. Just want whatever character you want. You're only feeding the troll. Feed him enough and hes going to come back.

You only have yourselves to blame for this escalating the way it did. I hope you know that.

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Look at this thread

Majority are Steve fags replying with bait images and falseflagging

Your going to look at this and tell me they aren’t the jackasses

Context?

I'm in her.

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>Can't see the difference between Nintendo picking vs Sakurai picking
thinking Nintendo is going to use the Smash Ballot is pretty fucking retarded

And what are you gonna do about it punk?

The issue is that half the folks on this board don't want their character simply because they like the game they're from. They want their character for
>The sake of having them in smash
>Popularity
>Bandwagoning
>To spite another popular pick
>Memes
And then things get muddled up from there. If you like a character, then like a character, and leave it at that. Once you start humoring people who want to shut that down with terms like 'relevancy' and 'likeliness,' then that's when things take a turn for the worst.

We've fallen too deep into the notion that we should have to have a structured essay on why that character belongs in smash rather than just simply being fine with people wanting characters simply because they like that character.

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>OMG DUDE LE MINECRAFT IN SMASH LOL XD
fuck off

As someone who generally does not enter smash roster threads I initially was confused as to why the term "rosterfag" was a thing. Like, you're angry people care about the roster in a game where the roster is the entire point?

I understand now what that term actually means.

They won’t stop even if others try

They will just go to another thread and find somebody who mentions banjo and ruin the fucking thread

We can’t even have normal banjo threads anymore

Every fucking time banjokes make fan trailer ideas/greentexts, it’s always some reunion/everyone clapped shit

Hey so maybe they wouldn't keep posting if you didn't keep giving them exactly what they want.

That was always the case
This is Yea Forums
The problems always start with the shitposting against others opinions/wants

>baby bear imitating Pac Chad

based

Continue calling it out until these two-faces learn to be better

be cool like spideychads

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That’s too specific, I rarely see that

Whenever I see a banjo trailer idea it usually involves Duck Hunt or K Rool

Man do I miss that vid

that's pretty fucking sad

>bandoomer dee.png
Irony.
You do have a point, though.

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Cope. Banjo is a lock.

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>he still hasn't realized that half the "Stevefags" are actually Banjofags in it for some laughs

Do you call a fisherman a jackass for reeling in a boatload of fish from the ocean?

Based

honestly even as a banjo fan I hate those reunion/everyone clapped scenarios. I always imagine the trailer would be like Duck Hunt's if anything (which I guess you could interpret to be a reunion since in Duck Hunt's trailer it's Mario and the gang bringing Duck Hunt to 3D but I dunno) but at the same time I'm no genius so if he gets a trailer I'll just hope it's good

so are you, you faggot

Half the board isn’t against Steve, they are just tired of people acting as if he’s guaranteed and your not allowed to discuss other characters, especially when they just bait reply with grotesque steve

I was actually thinking a bit of Bayonetta, like when they had Pit in her trailer, to do the “she fights angels” angle

No, the problem with Ashley fans is that they used their popularity, relevancy and Warioware Gold to attack K Rool fans

Sound familiar?

Post your most wanted who isn't a part of the unholy trio of sword gohan, cereal bear, or zoomer lego man.

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>Ashleyfags used madeup rules to attack other fanbases
>Banjofags are using madeup rules to attack other fanbses
guys I cracked the code

>We can’t even have normal banjo threads anymore

Welcome to Yea Forums you fucking retard banjonigger. Go back to what ever safe space you crawled out of because your dead bear is past its expiration date and it stinks like shit!

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Do you want Spiderman x Lucina to be a real thing?

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Don’t you have a Star Fox game to ruin, Miyamoto

I am absolutely against Steve but I am absolutely for Steveposters.

if we get a trailer as nice as Bayo's I'd be happier for my goofy bear making it to Smash

>he calls replying to every comment mentioning banjo with shitposting bantz

How about instead of shitting on everyone elses choices, just tell us about how who you want would play? Not "heres 10 reasons my character is obviously going to be in", just tell us what their playstyle/moveset would be, becauses thats all that actually matters.

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This thread is proof those Cult of Steve discord kids are like 14. Jesus christ who talks like this

Based Miyamoto

spider-man would make more of a fun character then what we're probably gonna get

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Dark Matter

or Phoenix I guess if we only go third parties

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I pray that somebody somewhere has it saved.

But honestly that kid doesn't deserve it. I bet he doesn't even browse Yea Forums and was an innocent zoomer blindsided by all the attention he started getting.

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>miyamoto
>based
Pick one

Banana Waddle Dee, of course.

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hell yeah

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damn near impossible, but where's the fun in being likely?

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I still believe!

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Adelaide

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Thing becomes popular, faggot contrarian retards must now hate it. Nothing else to it.

Proving my point, thanks steveie

Honestly she'd probably be a better girlfriend for him than Mary Jane "I am going to intensely guilt trip you about being Spider-Man every few months for the rest of your life, which will include countless arguments and me acting like I'm going to leave you every time" Watson.

...I, uh, I'm not in a good mood right now I think.

Gochu pham.

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Oh, you want us to come up with better ways to BTFO the banjies? No problem, that's my favorite hobby!

The only thing is why change our methods if they're still just as effective, if not more effective the more we repeat them? Banjies just seem to be getting more unhinged by the day. Perhaps Banjies are the ones who need to change instead of playing victim every single time.

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>leon
>not legendary belt holder H.U.N.K.

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Smash is cancerous. It surpassed Sonic and Undertale as the worst fanbase. I honestly hope Sakurai stops making Smash Bros. games.

HOLY SHIT BROS BANJO THE BEAR OMG MUH CARTOONS IN MY VIDEOGAMES BASED BASED BASED!!!

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desu that's a Banjofag falseflag

Is this that guy who keeps making those threads about how certain characters are "cereal mascots," the irony of which is that you could reasonably argue that at least half the cast would fall under that classification?

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It's not to late to join the coalition, stevefags. Join us and you will be more powerful than you can imagine.

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This threads dumb, let me step in

Enjoy your mii costume

nah if anything he's a Banjofag that would defend Banjo to the death

Forgive me, for I selves myself too far into steveposting. I wanna stop, but it’s too much to give up

Enjoy being worn like a glove Banjonigger

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>Stevies

Cope
Your not the ones with Rare spirits
Your the ones with a dumbass insider who confused Rathalos for Enderdragon

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cope Banjoke

I think you're just insecure about the fact that a fag like that shares your opinion.

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Can't decide between Cooking Mama and Kain.
You didn't say it had to be a realistic choice.

Based. Redpilled as well.

no, sakurai himself said he tries to avoid adding characters from series with no future all the way back in smash 4. you retards didn't pay attention back then and now you're trying to accuse everyone else of flip-flopping.

BEGONE STEVIES YOUR TIME HAS COME

ONE LAST LEAKER FAILURE AND YOUR FINALLY DONE

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Fuck you nigger I never said anything about stevefags. Yes stevefaggots are the MOST cancer but this thread isn’t about Steve you cuck

...

>Banjokes
>Stevies
Cope your not the one with the highest grossing franchise of all time. Spider-man is in

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Jill Valentine

>L-let's just be nice and respect everyone's choices.
Fuck off. Steve is in and if that bothers you Banjies then you can suck my blocky chode.

Compared to 30+ year old Banjoids who beg for apologies when you clown on their irrelevant cartoon mascot. Yeah, you guys make zoomers seem based and that's saying something.

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WAKEY WAKEY GUESS WHOSE IN THE GAME
NOT YOUR BLOCKHEAD AT THE HALL OF FAKE

YOU BETTER RUN CAUSE IM AFTER YOU
FORCING YOU TO EAT MY POO

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>imagine expecting the BTFO crowd to show the tiniest iota of integrity whenever they're wrong

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Yeah thats nice and all but no one knows what minecraft is. Sorry. You're out of the picture, faggoy.

BANJOKE DECONFIRMED DAY WILL MAKE ASHLEY DECONFIRMED DAY LOOK LIKE A AWUAFREAG SOMMERCIAL

Go back to /Reddit, Banjoke.

>highest grossing franchise of all time.
Dragonball?

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>refusteves
>in charge of not being annoying little shits
What else is new. Enjoy your mii costume.

how is that different from any other rosterfag? you all do the same exact shit.

Reminder to everyone that Banjofags here recently admitted that they come from Reddit and Smashboards. Steve is Yea Forums, and will always be Yea Forums!!!!!!

cringe

Yes but we do it with better characters. Steve doesn't matter and minecraft stinks.

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Undertale is still worse.

YOUR GETTING A LITTLE COCKY BUT THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET ROCKY

A SENIOR MANAGER DECONFIRMED YOU
BUT TRY TO DEFAME HER STATUS OH BOO HOO

VERGEBEN WAS ONCE ON YOUR SIDE
BUT NOW HIS RELIABLE SOURCE IS IMPLYING YOU DIE

RARE SPIRITS ARE IN THE GAME
TIME TO WALK THE ROAD OF SHAME

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You fucking faggot. It’s because shitty rosterfags keep shitting up Yea Forums with constant Banjo/Erdrick/Sora/Google threads. I fucking hate Smash players because they smell like dogshit.
Based

Sure thing, sounds fun.
>Uses sword for basic melee attacks, dash attack is similar to links.
>Stage entrance is Zoom
>Up B is Chimara Wing, which moves him high up, but you can't control trajectory
>Neutral B is a chargeable fireball. It goes from Frizz, Frizzle, Kafrizzle
>Down B is Psych up from 8. It's like Incineroars Revenge but it's chargeable. It powers up the next melee attack.
>Side B is also chargeable. It goes Woosh, Swoosh, Kaswoosh.
>Down Smash is Crackle, creating icicles on the ground
>Up Smash is Boom, creating an explosion above
>Side Smash is Kazap, which calls lightning from above. Good for enemies on ledges.
>Final Smash is a swarm of monsters from the series trampling over the enemies.
>Stage is Charlock Castle
The idea would be a character with a lot of chargeable moves to simulate the turn based nature of the games as well as there being a cost for using spells over weaker melee attacks. I also thing Kaclang might be cool if it worked like pic related, and maybe Kazap could work well as a side special where the longer you hold it, the further away a storm cloud moves, making it like an aimable thunder, and then having woosh be the side smash, kind of like links side smash, but instead of the sword beam, it's like the gale boomerang.

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>no consistent rhyme scheme
>your
>oh boo hoo
please stop

>wanting Yea Forums in the game in any capacity
Faggot.

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>b-but Disco-
Then let this be the Discord/Yea Forums alliance: DischourChan

a guy can dream

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>Yes but we do it with better characters.
explain the Grinch leak and retards circlejerking Geno, Banjo and Isaac

Nah undertale is cozy. Smash is still cool but only if it isnt refusteve infested.
Sonic will forever still be the worst fanbase ever.

yeah man, if you're gonna gruntypost please be consistent with your rhymes

>dude let's make Kirby even more worthless lmao

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>Smash is still cool but only if it isnt refusteve infested.
Have you been in Smash threads before Steveposting became a thing? Retard.

>He'd rather have Reddit bear: The character.

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Marvel is bigger but why not both? it'd make this board go apeshit

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Why haven't you all taken the Invader pill yet?
>Instantly recognizable
>Would represent the 70s era of gaming
>Would represent Taito
>Would represent SHMUPs
>Game's popularity rivaled fucking Pac-Man
>Was extremely influential on the entire gaming industry

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While Banjo fans and Steve fans fight each other to the death in autistic slapfights, and Erdrick fans are going full Gohan.jpeg assuming it's all but a given, I get this feeling that once they finally do reveal the next DLC fighter, it's going to all but cause chaos for everyone when it's another huge surprise pick and once again no one can predict who it is anymore. I don't know why I say this, I just feel it in me bones, lads.

Steve isn’t Yea Forums. Steve is furries and trannies from Discord.

Discord =/ Yea Forums

Banjo is universal.

Isn't Steve a top choice on Reddit?

Ste/v/e VS Reddit-Twitooie

I want Crash because it would be the final ultimate fuck-you to PSASBR.

Also because I like Crash.

Yes those are better characters user. An ancient newground meme, a literal who swordie and a 20 year old dead ip are leagues better than refusteve.

>I don't know why I say this
because Yea Forums is always wrong unless given irrefutable evidence that something is going to happen like with Ryu/Roy and Simon

>he wasn’t playing alpha in 2009
>he didn’t know about Wooo/v/

I’m glad you took my Chimera Wing idea. Now give him an MP gimmick for all his specials/magic attacks and we’re good.

Steve was always a retarded choice though. I heard lots of times before Steve posters saying g durr what if steve gets in from Minecraft? And I look at them like they have two heads just as I do even more often every day presently.

Yes actually. Keep Yea Forums away from my hobby thanks. I'd rather take the reddit alien mascot than whatever you come up with you stupid faggot.

>better characters
lol ok

Just admit banjo bois deep down you love us, otherwise you wouldn't be here for us every time

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>promotes a shitty fake leak created by the retards in his servers
>banjoids eat that shit up like the second coming of the grinch
>autistically spout off about it for a few days before getting BTFO by some twitter user
>s-stevefags are discord trannies!

Back to the PapaBanjos discord, Banjie.

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>Marvel is bigger than Jump
In what universe?

I'm 100% serious. Your meme arrows mean nothing.

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>Banjofag X Stevefag (2019)

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>because Yea Forums is always wrong

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The leader of "Stevechads" is literally Tranny Furry Footfag

I could see the MP idea making him too similar to Robin in some ways, giving people more of a reason to complain. I wanted to think of some way to differentiate him, so I traded mp for time.

Give me Bub and Bob or Mr. Driller instead. Hell, I wanna see Frogger get a chance to hop into Smash although the Pepe memes would never end if that happened.

>Keep Yea Forums away from my hobby
>I want Yea Forums to be my hugbox for my hobby!

Uhhh yeah...
*breathes in through teeth*
Yikes.

>other 4 characters are Leon or Jill/Chris, Crash, Spyro, and Lara Croft

>Smash has more iconic PS characters than PS All Stars did

A handful of furry barafags dont equal the majority of Yea Forums.

He's deconfirmed but whatever
My most wanted non-deconfirmed character is a Tetromino

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Minecraft =/ Steve bandwagoners

Yea Forums stopped giving a fuck about Minecraft once it got popular. The moved onto Terraria and DF. Only autistic zoomers want Steve in Smash.

Meanwhile, Banjo has always been a Yea Forums classic. We’ve had comfy B-K threads since the dawn of Yea Forums, and we’ve even got a funny comic to prove it.

Says who? You always through this around, with no proof

>breathes in through teeth
Go away you rping faggot.

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>Banjo has always been Yea Forums
The comedy club is down the street. You got talent at telling jokes.

imagine getting BTFO on a regular basis by discord trannies.

>implying most of Yea Forums didn't jump on le greenman leak at the first opportunity
I thought you guys loved gloating about that

>we’ve even got a funny comic to prove it.
We'll be the judge of that Banjoid. Post it.

>obsesses over a dead cartoon bear for 20 years
>calls me the RPing faggot

*exhales through teeth*
uuuuh...Y I K E S ! ! !

>unironic argument right now about whether Yea Forums ever liked banjo
what is it with newfag always trying to make claims about things Yea Forums has historically liked or disliked? do they really not understand how transparent they are?

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No idea how old this is at this point, but it’s nearly a decade old for sure.

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Billybo I know your in this board you gay faggot

Make another video about Banjo you pussy, or are you just gonna keep posting why Steve is in videos with your bias “”twitter argument” videos while also shilling your 10 billion Minecraft series

Kind of this. The pool of realistic characters has gotten so small at this point, of course somebody is going to guess correctly on Yea Forums

And guess what makes the "majority" of Yea Forums now? Retarded Banjo boys who refuse to accept the truth that their precious bear is about to be eternally BTFO by one blocky boi.

Incineroarchads were on the winning side of history, yet nobody wanted to believe it.

The same goes for Steve now. Don't say I didn't warn you, but go ahead and act the fool. You'll just wind up in another cringe comp like the grinchers did on that fateful day.

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Resident Evil is multiplat, especially Leon's appearances. Not sure why he's associated with PS.
>RE2 on N64 and Gamecube
>RE4 was GC timed exclusive
and more on top of that, even RE1 is on multiple Nintendos

Who?

They'd try to argue that Banjo never even actually existed and it turns out that all of this was just a coma dream you've been in for the past 6 years. Please wake up, your family really misses you.

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>still no proof

The issue is less that, and more-so the age old Yea Forums tradition and tactic of "constantly say Yea Forums never liked X and force it to keep going until most just parrot it either to be That Guy or because they legit think that is the case due to it being repeated nonstop. You can try to tell people to ignore X or Y poster. But once it sticks in the general Yea Forums mindset, nothing short of a miracle will get many anons so stop spouting the new mindset and memes given to them.

>ignoring the giant shitpost of decidueye expectations
>ignoring that the majority of grinch leak support was Yea Forums
>Ignoring that Yea Forums was retarded enough to think Skull kid was in because of a pattern that never existed

Yes
Yea Forums IS always wrong

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It must be from 2008 since the game came out in 2008 but also it says it right fucking there on the comic you fool

You're the obsessed one retard-chan. Hope you're ready for Banjo to finally get his time to shine!

>Incineroar was j-just a lucky guess.

Uh-huh, keep telling yourself that Grinchie.

Why is it that Stevefags claim their the intelligent minority when it's convenient for them, but then act like the righteous majority when it comes to sales/relevancy/fanbase/etc? Isn't that kinda two-faced?

>People

Smash goblins aren't people, they're turds animated by autism.

Shhhhh

They are just going to post a Steve picture and pretend you’re words don’t exist

Because we’re realists while you’re over-the-top optimists

>comparing incellroar to CHADjo and KaSALTee
Nice try faggy. Now get back in the kiln where you belong.

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Based

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Proved my point
Your ego is too large stevie
Enjoy your Mii costume Minecraft content
You can thank Vergeben for starting this whole Minecraft party of yours

I was agreeing with you, retardnigger. Yea Forums can't always be wrong when at least a few people are going to predict who actually gets chosen.

trying to predict Sakurai is the opposite of being realist. An actual realist would know not to make such bold claims that may end up being completely outmoded in mere weeks.

The only comparable thing to Grinch is you and erdrick fags

Literally no fucking proof except a fucking insider who still can’t be trusted and
>DURR IT MAKES SENSE
Where’s the actual proof?
>DURR IT MAKES SENSE

>You can thank Vergeben for starting this whole Minecraft party of yours
I will. we did for Kencineroar, and we can do it a second time

>Yes but we do it with better characters.
no you don't. you do it with characters you personally like.

Incineroar proves that Yea Forums is always wrong. Which is why I wholly expect Steve.

Frisk/Chara.

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Like Grinch/VGA’s/Playtonic 64 update/Aubrey/Stage Builder/Google Leak, RIGHT??????????????????

Yes user. I repeat. Those are better characters.

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yes, Yea Forums was wrong about based roar.

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Yes, exactly. All of them should've just kept their mouths shut instead of embarrassing themselves. That goes for Banjofags, Stevefags, and Erdrickfags too

If anything, Erdrickfags and Stevefags are comparable to anti-Grinchfags.

agreed. banjofags AREN'T the majority of Yea Forums. not sure what that has to do with incineroar, though.

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I agree user. Everyone is assuming Brave is Erdrick but that's waaaaay too obvious. It could be a number of characters and at this point Banjo is making the most sense.

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Yet added Simon, and K.Rool.

why do banjofags act like they don't want to fuck kazooie?

I hope someone is making a cringe comp like this for when the Banjo bois get blown all the way back into Phil Spencer's rectum

>Simon
>Series with no future
wot

Yep, and Banjies fell hook line and sinker for the Google theory, a poor man's Grinch. They're still just as gullible as they've always been. Doesn't seem like they learned their lesson, but they'll learn it before february is over.

Game over Grunty and Humba Wumba.

Like how Ashley was Japan’s Ridley...Oh Wait!!

Sorry zoom zooms but Steve has no physical evidence
Just your giant assumptions because you think popularity means anything.

Vergeben’s most trusted source doesn’t believe he’s a character and can’t get a definitive answer despite leaking the base roster.

Your running off the mouth of the fraud Shitagi, Xenofaggot and leaky cunt who have been retarded in their smash predictions

Come back when you have physical evidence like fucking Rare spirits in the fucking game that’s also trademarked which means it wasn’t a mistake.

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It's like Erdrick is the new Ken and Steve is the new Incineroar

>Konami
>Pachinko Hell

Least Banjo has a chance, since Rare spirits were found.
Weren't you deconfirmed by the End-Dragon, Rathalos and Cubivore Pig?

sounds about right

>Chadjos
>falling for easy bait made by little refushits such as yourselves
Yeah nah.

>Janitors are sick of steveposting
>NO IT'S A CONSPIRACY
A GOD DAMN CONSPIRACY, MCMAHNON. I WAS THERE AT HULK HOGAN'S WEDDING, AND THE MACHO MAN WAS THERE FROM THE GET GO.

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>Sorry zoom zooms but Steve has no physical evidence. Just your giant assumptions because you think popularity means anything.
Leakers, Aubrey keeping her mouth shut, sales....
>Vergeben’s most trusted source doesn’t believe he’s a character and can’t get a definitive answer despite leaking the base roster.
Hitagi and Xenother
Come back when you have physical evidence like fucking Rare spirits in the fucking game that’s also trademarked which means it wasn’t a mistake
Devils Third

but neither of them have been outright confirmed by dozens upon dozens of insiders like the previous two were

Stevefags never would have gained any steam if Banjo brainlets didn't take the bait every single fucking time. Literally every other rosterfag just laughs it off, but Banjies always go nuclear when you so much as suggest steve could steal his thunder.

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All faggoty buzzword posts deserve to be deleted.
based janny

It's about time the mods did something about these retards.

>A theory that was literally invented on PapaGenos discord.
>The only ones pushing it were desperate Banjoids because guess what: Banjo was on the "leak".

Don't try and pretend like this didn't happen. Nobody believed this shit but Banjies.

neither of them have been deconfirmed by dozens upon dozens of insiders

>literally whos and salesfagging
Here we go again

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>believing leakers like Hitagi and Vergeben

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youtube.com/watch?v=sKCh5YWb2b4
IVE BEEN GOVERNOR
A NAVY SEAL
A GODDAMN SEXYAL TYRANNOSAURUS

>Least Banjo has a chance, since Rare spirits were found.
>M-muh Rare spirits.

Holy shit Devil's Third is in!

Erdrick pretty much has at least.

>not being deconfirmed means they're basically confirmed
I guess Genie's in Smash, boys!

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>literally who
>stealing anyones thunder
Nah we're just humoring you.

>reaching this hard

What's jannie's farts taste like Banjies?

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I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED

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>papaWHOnos
>DISCORD
Holy shit keep deluding yourself indiefag.

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>pretty much
>read: not really, but I'll say it counts anyway
saying "it could be" is not hard confirmation

>we're just humoring you

~five minutes ago~
>W-why won't Steve posters apologize for being mean to us??? MODS

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MY NAME IS BANJO AND I'M HERE TO SAY
>GUH HUH GUH GUH HUH HUH GUH WA-HEY

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>devils third AND banjo making it in
Kick fucking ass. Keep being jealous legofag.

>"Brave" can NOT be Erdrick
It's erdrick this is going in the screencap

Some of them, but not all. The Grinch leak was a prime example of people jumping the gun. I didn't believe it, but people clinged on to it. Trust me, not all of us are bad people. I route for who I would like, but I try to be respectful about it. Even if those who I do not want get in, I'll be alright with it. It's just a video game after all.

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...Anyone notice how s/he's the rep that gets shit on the least in these threads?

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>Yea Forums
>one person
The absolute education of your average refushit.

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Literally the exact same insiders that said Ken was in are saying Erdricks in.

Laughed harder than I should have

>THE BANJOKES AND THE MODS ARE WORKING TOGETHER, MCMAHNON. THEY BOUGHT THEM OUT. IT'S A CONSPIRACY

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>(20) more days of this until E3

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THINK YOU CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO?
THINK AGAIN

porky rockers in the house tonight

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Show me the statements, all 20+ of them

Evidence proves that employees from Mojang do not want Steve in Smash.

Anyone who can think with reason would know it's Erdrick. The only people who think otherwise are just trying to deny reality.

Because Frisk would be a pretty good choice user. Good taste btw.

THE THING IS, BANJO........
YOURE FIREREEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRREDDD

Bit rude dude

And I’m sure that not all people who want Steve are fags. The problem is that the loud group of faggots pretty much ruins it for everyone

>he thinks it will end at E3

I think you mean't to say only 10 more months!

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Spewing misinformation as usual I see, banjoke

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because they'd rather fuck banjo.

Nah he's right. Chadjo is getting revealed this e3. Didn't you get the memo faggot?

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You think I'm going to go fishing around for that because you haven't been keeping up with the times? I told you which people were stating Erdrick was in; the same folks who were saying Ken was in. Really the only difference in situation is instead of that Moray Tower leak we have the datamine, and the grinch included ken while the google thing didn't have Erdrick.

YOU SAY YOU WANT YOUR MINER?
>WHAT
YOU WANT YOUR DIGGER?
>WHAT
YOU WANT YOUR CRAFTER
>WHAT
YOU WANT YOUR SPELUNKER?
>WHAT
I SAID YOU WANT STEVE?
>WHAT
I SAID "YOU WANT STEVE?"
>WHAT!?
I SAID. YOU WANT SUMMABITCH STEVE?
>WHAT
IF YOU WANT STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN TO COME IN AND STOMP A MUDHOLE IN STEVE AND WALK IT DRY GIVE OL STONE COLD A HELL YEAH
>HEEEEEEEEELL YEAH
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LYNE. CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO.
>Beers
>glass shatters
>STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BAW GAWD

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>You think I'm going to go fishing around for that because you haven't been keeping up with the times?
Why should I be? I don't have a stake in all this, the burden's on you to educate me.

Forgive me, I'm new to this. But what's a boomer and what's a zoomer?

Based. Who wouldn't want to be the cocksleeve of a literal GOD? Banjo is, of course, the end all be all of smash choices. You'd have to be insane not to submit.

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Stay delusional, Banjoke.

LUGER. YOU'RE A LUGER. DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF? BABY WANT A BOTTLE. A BIG DIRT BOTTLE!?

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I can't even get mad at Rosterfagging anymore, because everyone who needs to be in is already in. People tend to forget how far this series has come. We're not discussing whether or not Ness will return, or if Wario deserves to be in. Hell, nobody even blinks an eye at Sonic, Ryu, or Bayonetta anymore.

When the most hotly discussed character is fucking Erdrick and Artorias, you know you have a damn good roster on your hands. Most series can't even say that much.

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Or it could have been made the year after, or a couple years after that. Cmon user...

>b-banjoke
Keep crying bitch nigga. You'll see the light soon enough.

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t. furfag

I don't even care at this point. I just want something new to talk about in Smash rather than this Microsoft blood war.
If its Banjo or Steve, fine. That's one step closer to putting this whole battle behind us.
If its anyone else, at least we can talk about all the new stuff they could bring to the game

I don't really care that much because in less than a month you'll be seeing Erdrick in the game with your own eyes anyways. This is an anonymous message board. What do I gain from gathering links and/or screenshots to convince one stranger that the very thing people have been talking about for months has happened?

>Banjofag rants about Steve
BANJOFAGS BTFO!
>Stevefag rants about Banjo
RRREEEEEEE! HE'S ONLY A FALSEFLAGING BANJOFAG!

As a third party who wants neither character, Stevefags are way shittier in the long run.

t.afraid to meet his maker

Attention all Steveposters:

Banjies are apparently at their wits end for tonight, and I'm starting to feel sorry for these jokers. I've created an alternate Steve haven for us to post without harming the delicate sensibilities of Banjies.

Banjies, I'm sorry for any inconvenience we've caused you. You know we just want the best for you and the community.

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I'm a banjo supporter but this is insane levels of mental gymnastics

My trust? My respect? You not looking like a flaking faggot? It's not like you have anything better to do.

>wwf posting

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>believing a fucking Discord screenshot
shit like that is always falseflags
I'd be calling it a Stevefag falseflag if it was complaining about Steve desu

So original. "I'm the demon Yea Forums needs" lol "we live in a cock-society'

I don't believe shit, but that "theory" is more plausable than a wall of text from some Japanese website that got details flat out wrong. Not saying it's right at all, but there is more to that (the codename "Brave" means nothing and could potentially throw people off.)

>Google theory
>Plausible
lol retard

Agreed, I think we can all agree Brave is most likely Banjo.

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But Yea Forums is expecting Steve, and if Yea Forums is always wrong, wouldn't that mean Steve is unlikely... is this post unlikely? Is everything we have all been saying unlikely? I think I'm going through an existential crisis through all this inception!

Yea Forums isn't expecting Steve. It's using Steve as a countermeasure to shit on rosterfags. The same way Incineroar was used to shit on rosterfags before the game's release.

Why yes of course. You'd have to be insane not to think that Chadjo wouldn't be in.

>Yea Forums isn't expecting Steve
>except they are, but it doesn't count

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Are you just pretending to be retarded?

As much as I love Banjo, this is a hard, HARD stretch. And the logic makes no sense. Even though I do not believe it to be Erdrick. It ain't Banjo... sorry.

Oh you mean on /vp/? Cause there was no Incineroar shitposting on Yea Forums.

My guess for the codenames was that they were phonetic. Just simply used for the letter they began with.
But I never knew that Arsene was called 'Doyle'. That kind of throws the whole theory out the window.
I'm convinced the filenames are just random bullshit not having to with anything at this point, but I'd like to be proven wrong.

>Cause there was no Incineroar shitposting on Yea Forums
retard

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Because furfagotry and hentai are cringe. Lol.

I think the 2nd one will probably be Erdrick, then Banjo. That or it's some insane character nobody ever guessed like when Joker got announced

Yeah when the Grinch Leak was around. But before that? All of it was on /vp/ and it was Robin Hood Owl and Hulk Hogan cat.

Why do people think it's so unlikely for Erdrick to be Brave? It's the name of his class, translated in English, a language spoken by people who wouldn't think about him because of how little he's known outside of Japan. No insiders had said his name at that point so it isn't bizarre to think that other characters could come to mind first, and even now that his name is thrown out, people still debate it could be someone else. It isn't like they put his name 100% literally in the game since he would normally list him as either Yuusha or Roto. It seems like it has worked fine as a codename. If they wanted to be really obtuse, they could have chosen a name completely unrelated to the character like "dolphin" or something.

>3 desperate Steveposters represent all of Yea Forums.

It doesn't matter how many of them there are. They're delusional and just exist to rile up long time Banjo fans. Don't take the bait and just keep campaigning. We're almost at the finish line bros.

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>I'm convinced the filenames are just random bullshit not having to with anything at this point
Jack is Jack Frost and Doyle is a clear reference to the fact that Arsene is based on the fictional character Arsene Lupin. I don't think the devs are trying too hard to keep the characters a secret with these filenames.

Based. I like you out of everyone.

I want Poliwag in smash now

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>Yeah when the Grinch Leak was around.
The shitposting started after Vergeben leaked Incineroar in August, where the hell where you during those three or so months of constant Incineroar threads on Yea Forums? Granted a lot of it was a result of /vp/ crossboarders but still.

Best one.

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What misinformation? She's an employee, and she doesn't want him in? That's a prime example of people within the company not wanting the character.

>Jack is Jack Frost and Doyle is a clear reference to the fact that Arsene is based on the fictional character Arsene Lupin.
it's only "obvious" in hindsight now that everyone knows joker is in the game.
>I don't think the devs are trying too hard to keep the characters a secret with these filenames.
is that why the dataminers were convinced that jack was raiden?

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>I don't think the devs are trying too hard to keep the characters a secret with these filenames.
They sure are hellbent on not telling people what they're buying before selling the fighter pass, though. Why not just be completely transparent? Why be super secretive upfront, but then half-ass your codenames so that people can deduce their identity mere days/weeks later?

>is that why the dataminers were convinced that jack was raiden?
the dataminers are retarded for even considering a deconfirmed character

>Why do people think it's so unlikely for Erdrick to be Brave?
why do people think "brave" could ONLY be sword gohan? it's an extremely vague word that could apply to countless other characters from video games.

but they're not retarded for stubbornly believing Brave is so-and-so character?

as long as they don't think Brave is a deconfirmed character then there isn't a problem desu
you should only go to dataminers for datamines, not their opinions

How do the results of this poll make you feel?
youtube.com/watch?v=MMxoQhjd6wk

It's because speculation is fun, and when stuff is too easy, it becomes annoying. Plus Sakurai isn't that dumb to have a character file named specifically for a character, he knows that dataminers love getting into the game. Hell, when people first datamined the game before release and found the code for "Jack." People thought it was for Raiden from Metal Gear!

>doesn't even try to hide how assblasted he is that Sora is more popular than Sword Gohan

>People thought it was for Raiden from Metal Gear!
>People thought it was going to be a character that was a spirit
why

have you considered that maybe, just maybe, it actually isn't erdrick?

You know what? That's fair and reasonable. Thanks for the answer.

I like this. Not a lot of bullshit, but I do believe some characters should be higher. I will give Steve credit though. He has gone a long way since Ultimate's first announcement.

if we knew about "jack" before joker's reveal, we all know anyone who brought that up would have been dismissed as a "patternfag."

That's what I've been saying this whole time

That's absolutely false. People would have instead dismissed Raiden since he was a spirit and only a few vocal retards would try to scream that spirits don't deconfirm.

Woah... I didn't expect that response... thanks, I'm not saying it could be Erdrick. I'm just saying it's too easy.

>I'm just saying it's too easy.
Jack and Doyle are easy too.

I mean, I was really looking for a genuine answer, not a fight. It just seemed like everyone was convinced it wasn't Erdrick and I wanted to know why.

>That's absolutely false.
no it isn't. during the grinch shit, anyone who pointed out that pokemon always gets new characters was shouted down as a "patternfag." when rosterfags start thinking they know better than everyone else, all logic flies out the window.

looking up either of those names will give you hundreds of possible leads

no they aren't, that's just hindsight talking. i guarantee nobody would have guessed joker and arsene from jack and doyle before the reveal.

>i guarantee nobody would have guessed joker and arsene from jack and doyle before the reveal.
not everyone is as retarded as you are
The doyle connection would have eliminated all doubts that Jack is Joker. Even Jack himself isn't too difficult once you realize Raiden is deconfirmed.

Pretty much the majority of people believed that spirits deconfirmed characters, though. It's why people started to rally behind characters with missing spirits.

But the pre-Game Awards datamine never mentioned Doyle
Also, "I'm just not as retarded as you" isn't an argument

About goddamn time somebody made a good moveset for Frisk. The Chara aspect is pretty creative as well.

>But the pre-Game Awards datamine never mentioned Doyle
the entire argument is about whether or not Jack and Doyle are easy
Doyle makes it obvious as fuck and eliminates all doubt on who Jack is

>b-but muh deconfirmation
People lie, idiots. He's in and he'll make more cash than your kids mascots ever would

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>Incineroar got in because of Sakurai and not because of autistic fanbase

seems fair to me

I'm pretty sure those are falseflaggers.

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the argument was whether or not it would've been possible pre-Game Awards
no mention of Doyle pre-Game Awards means you can no longer use it for your side of the argument

I know for a fact that the roolfags taking space aren't actual rool fans, hell they don't know one thing about that character

youtube.com/watch?v=osb2rdvA2BA
S/he'd have a much more interesting moveset than whatever Erdrick would have.

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>When stuff is too easy, it becomes annoying
Exactly like the box theory, erdrick is in

>the argument was whether or not it would've been possible pre-Game Awards
Retard.

based

see

I CAN'T BEAR WITH THIS ANYMORE

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>i guarantee nobody would have guessed joker and arsene from jack and doyle before the reveal.
And you'd be wrong. Doyle makes it obvious as fuck.

BUT DOYLE WASN'T KNOWN ABOUT [BEFORE THE REVEAL]
SO HOW COULD PEOPLE HAVE USED THAT IN THEIR ARGUMENTS [BEFORE THE REVEAL]

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Chief situation with Frank O'Connor reminds of this. Maybe he is in...

>Pretty much the majority of people believed that spirits deconfirmed characters, though.
and plenty of people thought decidueye was getting in until the grinch leak came out with no pokemon at all. then the narrative changed.

I'm gonna assume it's the "Smash idiots" post because Kamiya blocked me a long time ago

The entire argument is about how easy it is to guess Joker and Arsene from Jack and Doyle. It's not about guessing characters before the reveal. Stop throwing an autistic tantrum. If these codenames were supposed to hide the identify of Joker and Arsene, then they were bad codenames since Doyle outright spoils it.

Yea lmao I mean kamiya is insane but it's not unlikely that Frank might be lying about it too.

>and plenty of people thought decidueye was getting in until the grinch leak came out with no pokemon at all
you mean plenty of people thought Decidueye was getting in until Vergeben hard deconfirmed

i hardly saw any owlfags after August

You do realize it breaks NDA right?

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Luci already got laid by almost every third-party character.

>It's not about guessing characters before the reveal.
YES IT FUCKING IS
LITERALLY THE ONLY FUCKING WAY YOU COULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO USE DOYLE AS EVIDENCE THAT JOKER WAS COMING, IS IF YOU HAD ACCESS TO DOYLE BEFORE THE GAME AWARDS, WHICH WE DID NOT

>Timeline of events
>Jack gets datamined (no mention of Doyle) -> Game Awards -> Joker is revealed -> second datamine -> date for Doyle is discovered

YOUR HYPOTHETICAL IS NOT CHRONOLOGICALLY POSSIBLE

Nah

Fun fact! Nintendo owned Devil's Third until sometime in 2016 (partways through Ultimate's development), a Chinese company bought out the IP to make a PC port of the online and then shut down the servers of it and the WiiU version because Devil's Third is shit.
I can't explain the Rare spirits, likely just be a fuck up, but at least I can explain DT going unused.

>YES IT FUCKING IS
reading comprehension
>Doesn't know why Arsene is named Doyle

Laws of fucking Time and Space comprehension

Small correction, it was a Korean company.

don't blame me for the fact that you were too retarded to follow the argument

On the other hand Jet Force Gemini and Blast Corps have been part of Microsoft since 2002. Both are in Rare Replay. Even the fans know this so obviously the copyright lawyers know it.
Were they scrubbed out in an update or are they still there?

I did follow the argument, and I concluded that your hypothetical is chronologically impossible, it literally could happen in our resident timeline.
Tell me how you had access to Doyle before the Game Awards.

*could not

To be fair, they also thought Zoroark was a legendary Pokemon for some reason, and that Kaptain K. Rool is King K. Rool's brother.

They're all still there, my point was I can explain why Devil's Third is there, while I don't really have an explanation for the Rare games.

>I did follow the argument
obviously not, since you can't understand the simple fact that the argument was about whether or not Jack and Doyle would be easy to guess
go to bed

Why are you allowed to just ignore the timeline? Why do you get your own little alternate timeline to jerk yourself off in?

>Why are you allowed to just ignore the timeline?
because the timeline has nothing to do with this lmao
the argument is that Jack and Doyle, the codenames for Joker and Arsene, are easy as fuck to figure out
it doesn't matter if nobody knew them before reveal because that's unrelated to the codenames being easy to figure out

You said yourself that Doyle makes Jack obvious
But (in our current timeline) you would not have had access to Doyle prior to Joker's reveal.
Would knowing about Doyle before Joker's reveal make guessing him easier? Probably. But that could only happen in an alternate timeline, and typically people only care about the timeline we actually live in right now.

anything's "easy to figure out" when you've already been told the solution in advance.
the fact remains that the vast majority of people wouldn't have guessed joker from jack. and without knowing joker, nobody would have any reason to think of the doyle-arsene connection.
i'm sorry that you're this desperate for generic anime swordsman #6000 to get into smash, but you've got to stop reaching so hard. you're just looking like a fool at this point.

>the fact remains that the vast majority of people wouldn't have guessed joker from jack. and without knowing joker, nobody would have any reason to think of the doyle-arsene connection.
not everyone is as retarded as you are
>still bringing up timeline shit like it matters
why

>why
Because your entire argument would only be possible in a timeline completely separate from our own?

>Jack and Doyle being easy to guess codenames can only happen in a complete separate timeline
nigger what?
the developers picked Jack and Doyle, easy to guess codenames, in this timeline

Box theory was concrete evidence that surprised no one due to the fact that it was an ad out of Sakurai's control. I believed it was Ken and Incenaroar when I first saw it due to the way the characters were lined up. I'm talking about code and data, something that Sakurai has full control of.

but you would only know about Doyle prior to Joker's reveal in another timeline
In our current timeline, you didn't know about Doyle until after Joker's reveal, thus giving you confirmation bias.

Or how about that so called female Joker within the code. People got that wrong too.

literally doesn't matter when this argument is entirely about whether or not Jack and Doyle are easy to guess codenames

It matters to ME because it's MY side of the argument.
Also, you're using Doyle being paired up with Jack as evidence. Evidence that you only had access to after the fact.

Banjofags just need to chill the fuck out and stop feeding trolls and people won't hate their guts.

But apparantly that's too fucking hard, you just have to go out there and put your pride as a 35 year old boomer on the line and make it seem like he's a do or die addition instead of yet another bone for an older audience that's already satisfied with Ridley and K. Rool.

>It matters to ME because it's MY side of the argument.
then you're retarded for bringing it up in the first place since it's entirely unrelated to the argument we're having
the fact remains that jack and doyle are easy to guess codenames

you know what's cancerous? Yea Forums-tards defending rosterfaggotry

>you must suck Sakurai's cock if you don't complain about the current roster!

Not him, but why did they even have a codename for Arsene if they didn't need to hide it after the game awards?

Explain how it's unrelated

because this argument isn't about people being able to guess Joker and Arsene before Joker's reveal at TGA
it's about Jack and Doyle being easy to guess codenames

the codenames being easy to guess is "irrelevant" when one of the two codenames was not even available before they were even revealed.

Kino choices gentleman

>the codenames being easy to guess is "irrelevant"
oh so apparently codenames being easy to guess is only ok when it's Joker and Arsene and not with other codenames we've found

lmao fucking retard

Did you just have an aneurysm and not even read the second half of my post?
This is like guessing Steve based off of his codename "earth" except there is no fucking "earth" codename to reference.

>This is like guessing Steve based off of his codename "earth" except there is no fucking "earth" codename to reference.
What the hell are you trying to argue now?

That that's what you'd sound like if you went back in time and told the Yea Forums of the past about Doyle.
Everyone would look at you like you're crazy because nobody had access to Doyle yet.

Stevefags are pure cancer

the past doesn't matter
what matters is that the codenames for Joker and Arsene are obvious as fuck

The past matters because that's the only time would've been able to honestly guess the codenames.
Knowing the codenames and how "obvious as fuck" they are now is meaningless because there's nothing left to guess about them.

>Knowing the codenames and how "obvious as fuck" they are now is meaningless
not at all, since retards on Yea Forums are saying that Brave being Erdrick is too obvious when Jack and Doyle are obvious too
if the developers wanted to pick codenames that weren't obvious for Joker and Arsene, they should have picked something else

Are people really trying to argue Mojang gives a fuck about Steve when they haven't tried to do anything to flesh out the 'character' for ten years? By that point Mario and Sonic both had way more of an identity.

Your first mistake was assuming that every codename is going to follow the same pattern.

88 posters with 400+ replies... this is twice I've seen this...

So we're moving onto patterns now? Alright.

Not him but this is a good point. Why was Doyle obtuse when we already knew about Arsene, but Packu wasn't?

All Steve does is hit blocks and craft... sometimes he swims, but that's it. There's more of a character with Alex than Steve.

You'd be deluded if you don't think Mojang doesn't care about the Minecraft player character. Steve just happens to be one of the default skins for the player.

Patterns are all you fucking have, you prick.
Why would Nintendo pick such "obvious" codenames if they're trying to keep the characters a secret?

They don't. That's why they make skins for people to use. Most ads don't even include Steve.

Piranha Plant was picked before all the other DLC fighters. Hell, they even copy pasted Piranha Plant's attributes onto Jack and Brave.

>That's why they make skins for people to use.
And that's why Steve and Alex would be joined by other Mojang official skins. If we're lucky, we might even get a skin editor. Would be sweet.

COLLECT AND SELECT,
SHOW ME YOUR BEST SET

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>Why would Nintendo pick such "obvious" codenames if they're trying to keep the characters a secret?
Ask Sakurai. He's the one who picked the obvious codenames for Joker and Arsene.

You know, the more I think about the more I wonder. What if Pakku was leaked before PP was announced? Would people have guessed it? After all, its name is Pakkun Flower, not Pakku. Pakku is an onomatopoeia for chomping.

FUCK Banjo & Kazooie, they're NOT getting in

Oh yeah you wouldn't make skins for the player if they didn't care at all, but I'm talking about Steve in particular. Since he's one of the 'main' skins it probably wouldn't be that hard to give him something, but they haven't.

Then again the only reason it's discussed now at all is because shitposters feel the need to seriously defend their shitpost pick for whatever reason.

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>but I'm talking about Steve in particular
then there's no reason to single out Steve since he's not going to be the only Minecraft player skin if he gets in

i really wanted spring man
was heartbroken when they showed him as an assist trophy
i used to make fun of genofags
now i know exactly how they feel
it doesn't feel good

That's not what people have been saying for months and months though.

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I'm pretty sure people have been bringing up that Steve would use other official skins if he did get into Smash for months and months. Maybe you missed it due to all the shitposting.

Congratulations on proving his point. Nobody hated Steve until people came out in (ironic) support for him. People will just shit on whatever character gets support regardless of how sincere it is.

imagine being the rosterfag who made this

It happens to all characters who get traction and all theories that have plausibility. That's the way it is.

OKAY!

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Yeah, I remember when everyone loved the bear and bird duo

Heavy is ready to fight babyz

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