You think they wanna play some Gwent?
You think they wanna play some Gwent?
Jeremiah Jones
Carter Flores
haha wouldn't it be funny if geralt lost at gwent and he had to pay them back by turning on his witcher vision and hunting 20 wolves for them
Logan Gutierrez
ha yeah and wouldn't it be funny if it while doing it one of the guys tells geralt that one of the wolves is some obscure Polish fantasy creature and Geralt has to decide whether to kill it or not
Camden Jackson
>nipple rings on men
Vile
Grayson Carter
Pussy
Josiah Walker
Landon Evans
That pic is suspiciously homosexual
Gavin Hughes
*whistles for magic horse*
Jason Ortiz
stud_gets_gangbanged_by_bears.mp4
Nolan Lopez
what are you hetero?
Jaxon Morgan
>hmmm... what's this?
>buff dockhands... gotta be...
Cooper Hernandez
>*whistles for magic horse*
>*autoruns on road to quest marker*
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received
Landon Ortiz
Is there a mod to make combat more bearable?
Hudson Edwards
Chase Butler
Death March and level scaling on, that's as good as it gets I think.
Easton Perez
>make this much manmeat
>give no fag content whatsoever
I get Geralt is a premade book character so no hard feelings, but damn, the blueballing. At least SFM animators do god's work.
Matthew Sanchez
lmaoe
this unronically looks good
Cameron Roberts
maybe they like men
Daniel Robinson
based
Elijah Ward
Fuck, that's so much better than this piece of crap game deserves.
Parker Wilson
It unironically sounds good and fun.
Tyler Stewart
what does ciri taste like?
Caleb Turner
You forgot to add
>Geralt deeply ponders over men's true nature and who are the real monsters
Charles Cook
>damage sponges good combat
Nicholas Myers
>damn youre ugly
Brayden Phillips
one of the best copypasta in recent years
Kevin Mitchell
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA
Chuckle'd
Eli Smith
wind's howling
Joseph Russell
Didn't know that mens were going to the gym to lift every day in the Witcher universe
Ryder Martin
vanilla
Kevin Kelly
milk and coins
Justin Diaz
Sweat and horse cum.
Jason Johnson
confy
Jose Myers
Nah, that's Geralt.
Kevin Brooks
is geralt supposed to be ugly in the book
Lucas Rogers
sweat and pinetree
Colton Carter
I played witcher 2 and 3 for tens of hours, but I eventually lost interest in both.
Zachary Cook
based
Luis Allen
Pale skin, freak eyes, ghost hair, fucked up with scars n stuff due to professional hazard. Probably not pretty, I think the game was a little generous, but he has that grittiness that makes the ladies m o i s t
Grayson Jackson
it's called manual labour
Jordan Gomez
shit you stink
Robert Edwards
That and they're disease free and sterile. It's a pretty sweet deal for the time.
Austin Stewart
Don't mind me, just posting the best song.
Julian Peterson
>Kurwa Geralt, they let you have TWO mustaches ?
Ryan King
>manual labour will give you this type of body
kek
Colton Lee
Graphics looks like shit, hope you have upgraded your rig by now
Jordan Collins
You forgot the part where Roach gets stuck on a stone or a fence while auto-running.
Xavier Rodriguez
Matthew Gray
Blake Sanchez
It's really hard to stomach replaying this game again. I loved it at the time and it was an experience like no other, but I can't explain why I feel nothing now. I just want a Witcher 4 really. Cyberpunk isn't looking so hot.
Bentley Wood
Being a dockhand for years in the time before forklifts definitely would, maybe not quite that large but it's definitely feasible. Picking up a fifty pound bag of grain or whatever a hundred times a day and moving it like 50 meters would be a hell of a workout.
Brody Nelson
Anyone have the Cyberpunk 2077 copypasta?
Jordan Watson
Witcher 3 really has the best soundtrack since Homeworld.
Zachary Kelly
Evan Davis
timeless and also based pasta
Brandon Rogers
sheiit
is this used in that quest where you accompany some guy to his dad's graveyard and he summons him?
that quest immediately popped into my mind when I clicked that ilnk.
Jackson Cox
Yeah, it's the Pellar's quest "Forefather's Eve." That piece of music is only ever used in that quest, and for some reason it's not on the official soundtrack.