Blizzard: "This new DVA skin is going to break the internet!"

Let me guess, 3000 credits or something because they need to turn the lootbox milking up to 11 to squeeze as much cash as possible from it before it gets banned

Lmao kill yourself.
Nice argument.
Same shit. The last good one was... gears of war 3? I can’t remember.

TF2, Titanfall 2 and Quake (Live or Champions) still exist too.

I don't mind D.Va herself but that mech is ridiculous looking.

The mech looks like shit lmao

>Lmao kill yourself.
Nice argument.

I don't need an argue against a point this asinine

You might as well ask me to convince you that the Earth isn't flat

>still no zarya fanservice skin
>still no pharah fanservice skin
>still no brigitte fanservice skin
give me musclegirls you sick fucks

alright we know nobody really cares, but why do you care?

Quake champions is and its pretty good now they fixed all the gay shit

How fucking sad is it that selling points for this game are character skins?

What the other user said, R6S is FAR superior to Overwatch. R6S has a ton of fucking problems and every new operator pack gets worse and worse but it still manages to be better.

Not even close. Hell, Paladins is basically a cheap shitty version of the same game and it still manages to be more fun.
Quake Live, Champions, TF2 and Titanfall 2 are all still around. Splatoon is a fantastic unconventional shooter on the Switch. Warframe is a great online TPS/MMO hybrid. CSGO, while garbage, is still kicking and still better than OW.
And then there's the myriad of great single player FPS games on the market, more being released every year, and remasters and mods of old ones surfacing all the time.

Overwatch is just a terrible fucking game and the only reason anyone likes it is fanart and pornography.

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i honestly can't believe they are still investing in this game, or that a playerbase still exists to justify it
i haven't heard shit about overwatch in a year. there's no way it has a sizeable playerbase

Dusk

All of which are dead, outside of Team Fortress, which only remains due to its audience of literal subhumans.

Looks great to me

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How about a slingshot bikini with a frontal bulge?

This. Ion Maiden’s also shaping up nicely. But if you are a normalfaggot like op, then the only shooters in existence are Overwatch, R6, and BR games.

>every new operator pack gets worse and worse
What's wrong with the newest two? They're not even that great. I'm kind of excited for Pro League finally being able to use them so I can see what they think of.

Yeah maybe if she was cheaply spray tanned gyaru style with a pink slingshot bikini and blonde hair maybe with pigtails style and her mech had a bunch of dirty words in Korean via body writing style... Maybe it would've...

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Are you trying to suggest that Overwatch is better than Titanfall 2?

Not even close, even Halo 5 is better

Now THIS is called reaching.

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>dead
Why do people pretend that these games have 128 man servers?
Quake in particular can be played with just one other player.
You don't need a trillion players for these games, they aren't mmos.

still no hardcore mode that removes the gay hero shooter mechanics

>ugly school girl uniform with granny panties
meh....i have seen far better art design on shitty, chinese gacha games

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man of refined taste

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TF2 invalidates that argument.

The moves are cool, go play the old game if you dont like it.

You're sad, you can't back up his arguments, i feel bad for your misery.
Have sex.

No they aren't, they're unbalanced and annoying.

Your*
Typo.

Quake guy is most op and unlocked by default. Just play him and git gud.

still doesn't make the other ones less annoying

>Blizzard will never have this level of god tier character design
Battlechads win again.

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I kinda like the robot, and a schoolgirl's outfit is always nice. But the schoolgirl's outfit is too subdued compared to the robot, and glasses in this situation is a negative.
I don't know if this is better than black cat D.Va or not.

>*blocks your path*

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>when your game is so bad that you literally resort to cheap fanservice

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Well, only reason that the game is remotely alive on people minds is because porn.

Looks more like plastic than stone

based and gyarupilled

Her mech has always been hotter

They still havent made an Asuka skin, have they (beside the HotS one)?

It makes me want to break her hymen

Honestly, this. It's pretty fucking boring. They've played it way too safe because they don't want to create something oversexualized in lieu of the internet making porn out of it. Like, it's cute, but it's nothing worth getting hype over.

The R6S team has no idea that every new gadget completely breaks certain maps to the point where it's basically a free win if you don't ban them.

>break the internet
this phrase makes me so fucking mad

DOOM exists

What do you mean? Mozzie and Gridlock aren't that great, but we've yet to see their pick and ban rates anyway since they aren't in Pro League yet.

I really wish Overwatch was a good game.

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Terribly sad attempt at "fanservice". It's like they were desperate for lootbux, but couldn't fully commit to it. 0/10 on making me come back to this game. If they gave her cute panties underneath the skirt, it'll be 6/10. 99.999% sure that they won't do it, but I'll buy 50 lootboxes if it happens.

r6s is fucking terrible

Splatoon 2

Even CSGO is better

Good taste.

why is Peach a robot?

bing bing wahoo

obsessed

>glasses
it's shit

Personally I like it

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I want to FUCK Meka

HOW IS THE UPSKIRT THOUGH, BROS?

i like apex better since i actually get to shoot people, all the abilities are weak as shit so they never get too over whelming

How?

>no cleavage allowed
>Blizzshart censoring upskirts
>meanwhile Paladins

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too bad paladins has just as little content as overwatch and is even more jewy with the microtransactions

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They barely do anything, just obligatory event skins that I’m sure retards still shell out for despite drowning in the ingame currency

At least it has some cool/slutwear skins, Overmeme has Jack and shit. Hitting random button on all TF2 cosmetic slots would get you better results than anything you can get in OW.

Someone post a full res version if this and a pantyshot

based

Blizzard released a D.va feet skin and everyone went nuts. Why can't they do the same for the other girls? Widowmaker got one too I think. Why can't Tracer, the mascot of the fucking game, get some feetservice?

this

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Props to paladins for reworking a character and giving her larger breasts. That's a pretty rare thing to do.
When they make a fanservice skin, they actually put in the fanservice. Blizzard says the skin will "break the internet", and releases a tame skin. Why even bother talking up a skin like that if there's nothing to show. SJWs will get upset that Blizzard is "fetishizing schoolgirls", and whales will be upset this skin has barely any skin.

My fucking man

I didn’t know it was possible to make both a schoolgirl and D Va look less fuckable but here we are

Is Koga still a wildly busted unga bunga piece of fuck off bullshit? I quit when they buffed his claws and made him stupidly OP.

Didn't they give her an Asuka skin, but only for HoTS?

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It was a recolour which was just a reference, more than anything
Just like the Morales having a colour scheme similar to Samus

>which only remains due to its audience of literal subhumans.
I hear young kids on TF2 and teenagers constantly. Through sheer luck and bullshit, it has a young, fresh audience even if a lot of the vets have left the game. TF2 will never die.

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Hunt: Showdown, Titanfall 2 and Rising Storm 2 all have dedicated communities and they're all great FPS games for completely different reasons.

>buy caut or stun for 2 seconds
>dead
It's just like any other flank, but with shit ulti.

The D.PD skin already broke Tumblr

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If blizzard temporarily pulled the butt plugs out of their asses and allowed client side costume mods, would it be enough to revive the game?

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how about before they add more skins for dva fixing the bug where there's a huge delay for taunting after getting in your mech so you can taunt better in the play of the game highlight?

But I want it to die. I want everything Blizzard to die ever since they released WoW.

>overshit
lol

I wish Mei was my gf

>Splatoon 2
If only it was managed by literally anyone but Nintendo

Doom and Prey were the last FPS games I enjoyed, I think FPS singleplayer is still fine but my god why would I want to get into a map with 32 other pixels that can shoot you from any angle and believe it's not torture? no thanks, never ever not even in overwatch, there are better things to do in life than spending 3k hours at being good at pointing and clicking.

division 2 is pretty good and that came out pretty recently

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>still no pre-explosion Roadhog skin
half the cast have past versions of themselves as skins, where the fuck is Hog's

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>haven't played OW in awhile
>all I wanted in terms of skins was this and the Cruiser skin
>wasn't ever able to unlock either
>no way of playing atm because no PS4 or no PC to run it
Suffering.

Because it's fun to style on niggers and have them lose their shit at you.

To be fair it doesn't take much to break Tumblr

Futa D.va is only a man can have in their wildest dreams.

not him but siege is just scuffed and slow call of duty

She is 19, she is too old for school.

Titan fucking fall 2

Pantsu or gtfo.

You really think they're not going to give her shorts? Won't even be spats, I bet.

So what the hell is the point of this skin? The robot barely even looks different. It's basically a glorified color swap at this point. Why is Overwatch so afraid of making good and different skins? And why do they still not have custom voice packs for different skins?

yeah in small rooms, in big rooms nobody knows you or cares what you do, maybe 0.01% of the players will remember playing with you, overdosing with sleeping pills seems like better investment of your time

Well I don't know what the fuck it's supposed to be then.

the trannies are out again

I hope they give her a good Halloween skin this year.

lolwhat. Siege is about setting up a board with character abilities, knowing the chokepoints, and then a series of gunfights with very low ttk. It's half pre game strat and half waiting. It's not cawadooty rooty tooty point n shooty

i haven't even seen a shitty rough sketch yet
someone please give me the goods

Well that sucks cause tomorrow the Anniversary event starts and that's when they let every skin become available

>Blizzard: STOP MAKING PORN OF OUR CHARACTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *shits self in buttrage*
>also Blizzard: Here's one of our characters in a schoolgirl uniform!

>they still use d.va to get some reactions from the fat virgin muricans
man, blizzard is pure trash nowadays

I fucking hate this shit so much. By the time I'm able to get back into the game, there'll probably be no way of getting any of that shit. I hate it when companies pull this sort of crap. Just let me buy that shit with Gold ffs.

TF2 hasn't gone anywhere.

large ass hitboxes that make it way too easy make it boring brah

>less lewd than the default skin

Why are Blizzard so afraid of sexy outfits when they work for Heroes? Do they hate money?

thw they put a black void underneath her cat skin with the tights

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>This is the best shooter currently available

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No it fucking isn't, you just have shit taste.

>Every masked hero has a skin where you can see their face, and the face is fully animated
>Except for Roadhog
At this point I suspect that they simply havn't ever given him a face, and they're not going to make animations for that shit now.

modern puritans exist as the majority in giant tech companies

Even splatoon is better.

>700 people playing the game currently
>pretty good now
Yikes

When did overwatch go to shit? I stopped playing around when Orissa released since it was getting pretty stale

Name one better shooter.

Tf2 is free to play though?

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TF2 isn't as good as overwatch.

I don't get this comparison
Barely look the fucking same
Hell Saki's apperance is a generic and blank as it gets (and that's sort of the point)

While not trying to defend Blizzard the main reason they can't make that many changes is so all they need to modify is the model and nothing else. Any further modifications might need to adjust hitboxes and the rigging so animations can work out without looking weird. Pretty much every single skin is an over glorified color swap or a remodel. I'm betting Blizzard has naked models of all characters that they use as guidelines so all they need to do is model new clothes, hair, armor, etc. on top or modify as needed without breaking anything else in order to save them time so they can churn out as many new skins as possible.

Picture related. You can compare all characters skins like this yourself and you'll see what I mean.

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The bright pink skirt was a mistake. Makes her look like a worse version of the Hanbok skin.

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Stopped playing this a few years ago when I started playing Paladins
What about this skin was particularly meant to break the internet?
It looks pretty normal all things considered

Splatoon unironically has more depth to it than Overwatch
Which isn't actually saying much, Overwatch is pretty barebones when it comes to core gameplay.

Shadman is watching

>I'm betting Blizzard has naked models of all characters

Someone who works at Blizzard pls dump models thanks

Splatoon unironically has more depth to it than a lot of other shooters.

what the fuck

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>Overwatch is the best FPS
>Gears of War was the last good TPS
I can't even imagine what it must take to acquire taste this shit.

>>Blizzard: "This new DVA skin is going to break the internet!
Not barefoot
not bikini style robot

>Not barefoot
>footfags actually think this would break the internet

Splatoon

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It did a little last year