What is your favorite insult in a game user?

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Peanus weanus
Of course

cracker, actual/literal cuckold

Every Shao Kahn insult is top tier.
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shitskin

I bet she doesn't even have 10 fingers

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Interestingly enough Dudley is probably not black but a British man whose ancestors where probably Pakistan immigrants.

I love "groid"
It sounds so much more refined than "nigger"

go back

ha ha
weanus peanus
ha ha

what about negroid

Ryan and Michael

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cock gobbling thunder cunt

mongoloid

I stick to the classic: "Faggot".
Even better if they sperg out about it being offensive and I reveal I'm gay.

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calling someone by their actual first name if its listed on their profile
really puts them in their place when you, a stranger, say "choke on a cock Daniel"

Not as powerful as groid.
Full negroid requires more context to work, groid is obvious.

It's called "Power Word"

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Holy shit that's raw.

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shut the fuck up Michael

>Zoomer and newfag
Makes me feel like I'm superior

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smooth-brain

Have sex

I like to combine it with ass more than I like to use by itself

Fucking eat shit Ryan

Have sex.

The only correct way to combine them is ASSFAGGOTS, with mandatory plural.

Tranny

That soundbyte is part of the reason this video is still so funny to me.
>FUCK YOU, YOU SUCK
youtu.be/ngt4dUGhiJE?t=138

choke on my asshole Brennan

I see what you mean, but I already use up my ass bank with words like "Candy-ass".
No straight dude who's looking for brownie points is gonna wanna be called a "Candy-ass faggot" by an actual faggotron. Shit is psychological warfare.

jebana kurwa z polski

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suggestion: tell them that they're more of a faggot than you, and you suck dick on the regular

Sniff my ballsack Noah

Git gud, scrub
*dabs*
>party rockers in the house tonight starts playing

win elections

BUTTER ASS

who you callin' Noah you fucking Jared piece of Samuel

Aaah yes, the timeless classics.
Zoomers don't know what's good.

>reveal I'm gay
Why do you faggots assume anybody cares where you like to put your dick. You queers think you're the center of the whole fucking universe.

calling someone their irl name is like saying a demon's name to weaken it

Scrub always make people mad, so that's the one I use.

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way to miss the entire point of that post

its relevant in that context because hes saying the guy is more of a faggot than he is
its ironic that's the joke

He's gay, but you're the faggot
That's the point. That you're the faggot here. You, not him.

Shut the fuck up, Adrahmalihk

FAGGOT

this
its kind of like how not every black man is a nigger

He is black and modeled after a black boxer

All the time. As a bonus, the "your mom" shit has a LOT more impact when you talk about their dad instead.
Saying "I fucked your dad. That's why he left your mom" always gets them way more triggered than any mother shit they mentally prepare for.

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Eat my fucking dick Andrew. You fucking shit nigger William

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>"If I wanted to kill myself I'd jump from your chromosomes to your IQ"

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gag on my nut sweat Patrick

Choke on my dried foreskin Justin

"You stupid, boob-headed, lackwit, moron jerkface sack of crap brainless BITCHES!"

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You are small time.

u mad was/is a great classic that to this day there's no answer for

seething / cope make you look like a faggot. since u mad fell off, you can get bonus rage for using an """outdated meme"""

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these wordy ones always make you look like a tryhard. just stick to a single word

it literally made you react with 0 effort
trolling goes deep my man

shut up faggot

Get vood

Probably "inbred."
I'm not even gay and I tell people I fucked their dad. It's a quality insult that nobody expects.
kek

there ya go

>"I fucked you"
>"no not your mom not your dad, I fucked you"
bonus points if you throw in the irl name usage

The strongest insult you could possibly give someone is to beat them and say absolutely nothing. By taking the time and energy to talk to them you are tacitly implying that you consider them an equal on some level. If you beat them effortlessly, say nothing and leave you are showing them that they are below notice. They are barely human

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some people need help noticing that fact, though.

faggot/cocksucker/retard/shitter/nigger
the classic ones, usually I combine them too

>telling people to just not respond
>on Yea Forums where autists don't know when to shut up
this one won't work user

>It's a quality insult that nobody expects
Nobody expects it i'll give you that, but it has no quality to it and most people just think you're retarded or just an actual fag. I'm guessing you thought it was good because most of the time when you say it they stop responding.

Literal sperg detected

r*ddit the street fighter character

NPC, S.o.y, Nu-male and Cuck pisses off a lot of people just because they're so politically charged now.

forgot shitskin

Always liked this one

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what makes him redtit

Nazi, fascist, bigot
Retards instantly switch into cope trying to defend those as badges of honor, but their mad is palpable as they stop playing just to spam the chat with how you're a SJW

I wish I had an equivalent for "non-vegan", I'm sure it would trigger infinity mongs at once.

He's not white

The user he was replying to, I don't think you realize how powerful fucking with someone's dad is if they have a good relationship with them.
You love your mom, but grew up idolizing your dad. He's your hero. He's the man who taught you to BE a man. The schoolyard mentality of "My dad can beat up your dad" exists for a reason.
Telling someone that you took that figure of masculinity and development, and fucked him until he loved it triggers something that either gets them super pissed off or quiet as hell. It just works.

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unironically based

>degenerate
>monkey (not even in a racial context, just a fucking disgusting shitflinging primate)
>disgusting shitflinging primate
>moron
>dong
>moronic dong
>safety-scissors-using mentally-deficient meatsuit
>loud dingleberry
>waste of resources
>petrified turd
>tree-bark-munching tin can of a man
>gaylord
>twink
>faglord
>chode crust

I starting to see the picture now, you're 12.

sounds like someones upset someone fucked his dad

I had someone try that on me once randomly in TF2, no clue what their problem was, I wasn't saying anything and the faggot just kept addressing me by my name. I'm not sure what that's supposed to accomplish though. If I put my name up somewhere that's because I don't give a shit if people see it.

the word you're looking for is "carnist" sweaty :)

12? Goodness, no. I'm only a 10-incher.
Go ask your dad, though. He'll fact check.

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>non-vegan
could say something about red meat causing colon cancer, i guess

If I met you in a game, I'd provoke you into posting more, just to laugh at you.
You sound more mad than anyone on the other side could possibly be.

faggot

The one about getting raped on the radio

tough boxer guy but also le gentleman

I don't know how calling someone a tin can of a man comes across as being seriously upset but arright

this but uniroinicalty

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I'm not saying it as an insult though. This idea you have of saying you fucked someone's dad being "so powerful" is spawn from the brain of a kid.

Carnist is OK, but only the more knowledgeable normies know what it means.

It doesn't work as an insult. It does work on Yea Forums, but I don't see it working in a game.
Haven't tried, though.

you cheeky shit

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>Blob
>Cheese Drinking
>Crisco Bathing
>Lard Gargling
>Calorie Thievin
>Cabbage Patch Face Having
>Dr. Robotnik Looking
>Wingstop Eating
>McDonald's Gorging
>T-Rex Arm Having
>Non Vegetable Eating
>Cook on a George Foreman Grill just to drink out the drip tray
>Wide Load
>Hungry, Hungry Hippo
>Planet
>Pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem
>Whale/Free Willy
>Parked Bus
>Yokozuna
>Flubber
>... *Pah* Kirby
>Salad Dodger
>Chair Crusher
>Butterball
>Go to Subway but put everything on it
>Michelin Man
>Happy because Hostess is back in business Motherfucker.

Nah, it's the spawn of knowing how much dads mean to people who have a good relationship with them.
Makes sense that you don't get the picture since he left with me all those years ago.

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Third-worlder is correct, or any insult to the quality of their internet that stems from that

I like to tell people "You play like my mom/grandmom" It gets people really riled up, while at the same time being so harmless that any mod/admin looking at a chatlog will just see me saying something that while certainly teasing is ultimately little more than a playground insult, while the other side usually replies with something that is a legit bannable offense.

don't really understand why being le gentleman makes him reddit
I originally asked because dudley gives that same vibe of a "classy" character like slayer from guitly geat and that one gets called reddit too

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Based.

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Back in *my* days, we'd call people fat
Nowadays kids think being fat is OK, so it no longer works

fpbp, based and redpilled

you can still fat shame though

>do you have brain damage, or were you just born this way?

I just sexually harass them
its how I met my boyfriend

Alright man, if you say so. It's clear you don't want to hear the truth so you do you bro. A lot of people will be laughing at you for it though.

The classic:

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed".

ok faggot lol

every time you respond you're just proving the point

You’re not one of the Gods you’re one of the godawful

youtu.be/zBkEOn9uGuQ based

I'm not bro. I'm dad 2.

This is good, hit them where it hurts.

This game is rated "M" for your mom bought it for you

>haha every (You) means i pwned him haha
Fairly vindicated about my comment on your age.

Missing your image m8?

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Unironically the greatest sick burn i withnessed in a video game

Yeah. I did.

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>t. niglet who grew up without a dad

I don't insult people in video games.

>shitter
>disgusting neckbeard

what the fuck did you just call me?

I was pretty disappointed when I discovered that this character sounds like a complete cuck

Fuckboy niggerfaggot

scrub, shitter, free, gg no re

>"Y-you're a Nazi/fascist/bigot!"
>"I know"
Boom, get shut down

THIS IS A FUCKIN COPYPASTA

What are you talking about? His voice is fine.
youtu.be/JKVerv1k_P8?t=403

Looks like he got your ass faggot

It's really weird how everyone these days is trying to convince you that "queer" doesn't work anymore either because it's been "reclaimed" by gay people despite the fact that I still use it and it still works lol

In your mind
>y-you're [insult]
>k
Meanwhile in actual game
>nazi
>REEEEE FUCKING SJWS DEGENERATE
>JEWS DID IT
>THE FUCKING KIKES, YOU BRAINWASHED LEFTIST ZOMBIE

“Dr.Dolittle can talk to animals, not me.”

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Mutt
Mutt
Supermutt
Your moms a slut
Your dads a cuck

Subtly goading them into a racially-charged tirade and then reporting them.

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In your mind
>nazi
>REEEEE FUCKING SJWS DEGENERATE
>JEWS DID IT
>THE FUCKING KIKES, YOU BRAINWASHED LEFTIST ZOMBIE
Meanwhile in actual game
>NAZI BIGOT FASCIST HITLER REEEEEEEE
>....

Yore
Ugleh

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