What's the point of having male Gardevoir when Gallade exists? Why not make it exclusively female?

BIGGER

AHEM

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>gen 5
>"next generation"

Gardevoir may be a trannie if that happend

>gallade is gen5
OH NO NO NO

Gallade was added in gen 4.
Gardevoir was in gen 3.

It was originally just motif'd around both sides of old European nobility to invoke the feel of both prince and princess but fanwank was so strong towards it being female that they split the line.

If that's the case, what's the point of making Gallade male only?

oof

to fuck

DID YOU JUST ASSUME GARDEVOIR'S GENDER

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Beats me, my guy

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I've had a male Gardevoir for 13 years and he's a good friend.

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My own theory is that Nintendo were bummed out about the sheer amount of Gardevoir porn being made and thought making a male variant might put people off.

Obviously they don't know internet folk very well.

>both prince and princess
>When Gardevoir in jap is "Sir Knight"

I might be wrong, but I think Gen 4 introduced the first gender based evolutions. Vespiqueen, The Burmy ones, Gallade and Frolass.

Gen 3 had both and you can't just change the males into females when transferring them into newer games.

It's actually Come, Night. As in "Come, night of the ball." Japanese to English is weird.
This was basically confirmed with the mega.

How many times have you pounded his boipucci?

im gonna cum all night

i'd "come" on that "night" if you catch my drift

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Friends don't pound friends, buddy.

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What did they mean by this?

That's not true, if it is explain bro-jobs.

based

If my friends looked like this it'd be a different story.

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>He uses a male gardevoir

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After 13 years you're practically married to him. Even Game freak gave you a marriage certificate.

I'm dying

Fuck. Once that user pointed out how its cheek spikes look like a face, it's all I can see.

That's your special friends user, that's different.

I caught him in my first playthrough of Emerald, still got Battle Recorder data for him there, as well as Hall of Fame recordings.

Friendship certificate. But it does make me happy.

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Oh my fucking god this is the best thing I've ever seen.

kek
anyone got the original webm? I didn't want that shit on my computer

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Sounds like you don't have the right kind of friends, yet.

Cute girl.

Manlet

Gen 4 was chock full of weird evolution gimmicks

Because Gallade is trash and if I catch a Ralts I'm making it a Gardevoir no matter what its gender is.

I find this post to be a little ironic.

I just want my female Gallade.

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Not saving it to my PC either.

to make furries feel insecure about their sexuality. Every time you fap to it, they could have a penis

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this is funny because in the real world everyone started loving popplio after the reveal

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How mean

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Quite the mystery.

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>Furries
>Questioning their sexuality
>With penis

You fundamentally misunderstand how furries work.

You don't fuck your Gardevoir, do you?

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No i just hug and take naps with mine

No, i mate with her.

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my gardevoir uses confuse on me and sucks my dick

Because game freak is filled with people that don’t know how to make video games
Pic related has a sex change after it evolves and wasn’t fixed till after a couple generations

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I only fap to on-model pokemon and Gardevoir is way too much of a twig. I'd hug her platonically, but I'd rather stick my dick into something with canonically wider hips.

based
what pokes make that cut?

Why don't you stop him?

Why would he?

So, Lopunny?

Who the hell wouldn't fuck a Lopunny?

Among other things, also Zoroark, Ampharos and things like that. And a number of bipedal lizards.

*raises paw*

When's the next MD game?

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>no such thing as friends with benefits
>the friendzone is real and permanent
I don't want to say have sex incel, but seriously have sex incel.

Hey I never said it was a bad thing. Fucking hips for days.

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Hopefully never. The soul is gone.

>got a female Popplio in the first attempt
Crisis averted.

Me, pokemon are gross.

There needs to be more cute twinky male Gardevoir porn that doesn't show the guy's face.

t. Gaylord trying to hide his fagness

you better wipe off that smug look on your face

All furfags should be gassed

I want to fuck trainer girls, not their pokemon.

The trainers barely have any meat on their legs

>Cleaner, more intelligent animals that are capable of consent

How exactly does one oppose this? Its like an exotic smorgasbord of different things to fuck.

would if I could

You trying to self insert or somethin?

Some of them are fine

>SealGuy1
Based as fuck

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>not fucking both
>not fucking trainer girls and having your pokemon fucking their pokemon
>not fucking trainer girls' pokemon and having your pokemon fucking them

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I'm not getting my friends involved in that kind of sexual degeneracy.

I got from a flea market a blue rescue team cart and an explorers of sky. I don't really know if they are legit or not but i am happy to replay these games on my my 3ds.

How do people distinguish real carts from fake ones?

also based

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pokemon get stronger when their bonds with their trainers get stronger
you must pound his bp if you want him to reach the potential he can

Obviously. I can't get off to porn where the guy isn't some blank-slate for you to self-insert as.

your loss

The Nintendo quality sticker and if those four letters on the bottom right of the cartridge match the letters on the back. Also the contact points.

>tfw hot glued my Gardevoir figure so many times the paint is wearing off

Bruh, look at this... OH NO NO NO

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There are Gardevoir figures?
I've never been able to find one.

retard

post it please

Can you go into more details?

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but then why didn't they retroactively change gardevoir to be female only since gallade is male-only?

user you can easily find this out through the internet. Don't know why you're still asking me. Here, this video I found might help youtu.be/W9DtVh3tl20?t=2m4s

I wish Gardevoirs were real.

Whats with gardevoir and the high levels of faggotry related to the people who like it?

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Because Gamefreak would need to fix the problems that arise when gen 3 male Gardevoirs are transferred to gen 4. And it's easier to do nothing.

tfw thenewguy has gone missing

post more gard

just let them be male, but change the transformation potential for male Kirlias to turn into gardevoirs to zero. what's so difficult about that?

cope

Having the highest levels of sexually-related attention just happens to include a larger chance/pool of freaks.

Eevee is no exception either btw.

Eeveelutions are.
Most of them anyways while Eevee is the chad

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Umbreon looks A++ in here.

40%, consider killing yourself
You may dropped the name but you are still an attention seeking faggot

Why is it such a problem that male Gardevoirs exist for you? It's not like that's the worst offender of overly feminine pokemon either.

How do you deal with a needy pokemon?

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>IT’S MA’AM

Why fight it?

dick

This is so hot. I can literally feel the pressure of her body on mine.

You can feel her stabbing you with that red thing?

You supply the needs, obviously.

What would you do?

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Super mystery dungeon had soul.

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dinner first wtf it'll get cold
dumbass pokemon

good luck with that

You expect Game Freak to do anything right after not fixing Gen 1 evolution mistakes, not making Machamp and its evolutions 100% male or give its evolutions famale alternative looks? Oh there's Primarina that can also be male as well...

They could at least make a male Gardevoir "dressless" and with shorter hair and the same with male Kirlias, but nooo...

Because male Gardevoirs are hung femboys and are ideal for young female trainers.

The same reason why Gamefreak made it so you need to have incense to get baby pokemon from eggs or why Eevee doesn't evolve into Ubreon/Espeon with the moon/sun stone. Gamefreak is autistic about not changing things you could do in the previous generation without the next gen Pokemon.

The chest piece is probably flexible. Think of cartilage or something if I had to guess.

Because to be a Pokemon Trainer you have to have some level of control over your Pokemon.

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>Nothing but food
So he's into vore?

Hmm when usually someone says to "eat me out" it usually refers to you licking her cunt.

>he

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It's obviously psionic and ethereal.

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>has

At least Gardevoir is cute

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put it back in the ball?

>no style

Became femboy/twink Gardevoir makes my dick the big dick

Give
Her.
The.
DICK!

Lapras has that smug "come fuck me" look what a naughty little whore mmmmmmmmm

Look at this fag

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I had a thing for Nidoqueen in genwun.

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what a pleb

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I remember I read this forever ago, did they fuck yet?

There's over hundreds of Pokemon, there is gotta be at least one that makes you feel tingly.

off model giant breasted gardevoirs

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Do NOT fuck Ampharos.

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Maybe?

why?

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Yeah, tingly with friendship.

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Badges user.

Dunno, last time I read it the comic suddenly cut off, wasn't sure if it stopped or I was just retarded at finding the next link.

Oh god oh fuck

If they start doing sex-differences more frequently it'd probably set a precedent (to them) to do it with every Pokemon, or something like that. And it would require far more effort than it's worth.

Pikachu was an exception of course.

Oh my fucking god
This fucking picture
I'm not a furry but holy shit i'm so hard right now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't need to be a furry to want to fuck anthro/feral females.
It's all fine as long as you dont make it a lifestyle.

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Because Pokemon don't follow human standards of gender