Say what you will about this game but the party banter is fucking god-tier

>enjoyed 2 to an extent.

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2 is better than Inquisition

She looked like a tranny before release and I think the trannies didn't have enough as much sway back then so they remade her.

Da:o
>qunari women cant be soldiers
Da:i
>qunari can be trannies, gay and inbreed

Apparently that's retconned in one of the DLCs that Iron Bull was just bullshitting.

>2 is better than Inquisition

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I tried playing this starting with Origins and holy fuck is it awful

god i wanted to fuck her so much during that party.

he's right you know

I will always defend 2 if only because its the most fun i have ever had playing as a mage in any game

>enjoyed [the best Dragon Age] to an extent
Yeah, no shit.

I really like Inquisition. Good action rpg with lots of content.

Iron Bull lies about the Qun several times to give the Inquisitor a favorable impression of their crazy cult nonsense. He's a dedicated dude

Making him become Tal'vashoth is best

They made her intentionally ugly, but then the fanbase turned on them and threatened to not buy the game and Bioware gave in and redid her design.

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Is there anyway to not have to kill Iron Bull in the DLC if you let the tranny team die?

Why? Being a mage sucks ass in 2 and it's nowhere near as powerful as DA:O.
In DA:O you could play as an arcane warrior(tank mage), healer, crowd control, dps, etc. How is that not fucking better than DA2 where you can only build your mage in only 2 ways?

You definitely get your money's worth, the maps are fucking HUGE and the story has its ups and downs, i loved the titans arc but the main antagonist was a disappointment given his background "this is one of the guys that basically brought the apocalypse by going to what whas believed to be the very house of god" but turs out he cand do fuck all by itself and has to use lirium to mindcontrol people

>it's nowhere near as powerful as DA:O.
To be fair, mages in O were too damn OP

Yikes.

It was just very snappy and satisfactory being a force mage, grouping people, smashing them down and then casting fireball at them never got old for me. And yes i do belive that the magic in DAO was better but it just never clicked

Not even close to others, one of the only good things about da2 is the banter

>Say what you will about this game
Okay. Dorian wasn't that bad of a character.

Fuck off, Gayder

Why? You died in like 2 hits on insanity.

Maybe you're just a little zoomie with no taste?

Friendly reminder that the only right walkthrough is:
DAO
>be human male
>fuck highborn woman in your castle
>kiss Morrigan right after swamp
>fuck her right after first city
>fuck elf whore in elf camp
>kiss peasant woman in Redcliffe
>kiss Leliana
>fuck Leliana
>fuck all pretty whores in Denerim
>have threesome with Leliana and Isabella
>impregnate Morrigan in the end

DA2
>be male Hawk
>fuck qt insane elf
DAI
>be male inq
>fuck Cass since you have no other options

>Maybe you're just a little zoomie with no taste?
Sure lets go whit that

You're wrong. But so are the SJWs so it's okay.

For the Qun, Duty and Purpose is above everything, including, or especially, identity. When the Qun says that your purpose is to become a Warrior, you duty is to dedicate your life to become the best warrior you can be.
The Qun also says that warriors are male, so you better be the best male you can be too, wether you were born a female or not.

Of course the inverse is true as well. If some tranny were to walk up to the Qun and demand from them to repect your pronouns they beat that wrongthink right out of you.

That's where Bull being a liar comes in. He makes it sound like the Qun is a paradise where everyone respect your 22 pronouns, but if Krem were to join the qun, she wouldn't get to decide if she wants to continue being a FtM tranny warrior. If the Qun tells he that her purpose is to become a milkmaid and pop out 1-2 children within her life, she better get the fuck on that.

In the Qun your gender may be fluid, but only because your entire identity and prupose in life is decided by the state.

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She would never go for a pansy like the Inquisitor. She's built for Cousland cock

Unironically this. I still replay DA2 from time to time simply because I loved that force mage specialization

Already did.

>makes fart and queef jokes

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I concur

>fuck highborn woman in your castle
There is no highborn woman in your castle, just an elf servant. She's still pretty hot, though.

Initially i thought he wasw incredibly cringy but he turned out to be the best.
Too bad he a fag tho.

farts are funny tho

*farts in your general direction* ^_^

>fuck Cass since you have no other options
Why would you want any?
Also, DA2
>be male Hawk
>fuck Isabela
>lead Isabella on further after
>now fuck qt insane elf
>see/hear Isabelas moist cravings for the rest of the game as you continue to lay insane pipe in qt insane elf
Oh and the "highborn woman" you fuck is a lady-in-waiting city elf.

My cons:
>main quest chain was generic, with an unmemorable villain who was supposed to make you fear him, but was actually a jackass; you never truly felt threatened by him in a sense that the world was about to end
>"open world" with too many chore/fetch quests that had no meaning that just added to playtime
>dumbed down tactics/talents
My pros:
>excluding the tranny/feminist shit, most companions were nicely written and enjoyable to talk to/interact; also the party banter never fails to amuse
>the dlcs were actually great, especially trespasser with nice twist regarding one of your companion's true identity

Considering the flaws I enjoyed this game alot. It's not Origins, but close enough.

No OP, that would be Origins

I'm fairly sure party banter was bugged on release because I don't remember hearing much of it.

>that singing part

Looks like Jazz Jennings lmao

Thank you for fixing my mistake.
Also DA2 Isabela probably have tons of STD at this point.

i like how you self-sabotage by posting stupid shit with an anime avatar so that when people are rightly annoyed by your r/iam15andverysmart literary menstruate you get to pretend you trolled them with smug anime faces rather than a substantive failure of character on your part

I feel that way about 2. In inquisition I found the characters boring, and the "funny" dialogues don't even come close to sarcastic Hawke.

Too bad his backstory revolved around him being a fag

Magic literally renders STDs a non issue. I would pound that pirate pussy like my life depended on it.

l thought it was cool until the game literally forced my character into a relationship with iron bull despite the fact that l told him to fuck off when he broke into my room wanting sex

there's literally a scene where Isabela visits Anders for STD treatment

>the dlcs were actually great
True, I personally had a hard time playing through The Descent more than once. First time it was new and exciting and gave us more on the dwarfs, which was sweet.
But once I knew all that, playing it with a second character it was kind of boring, especially the deeper you got.
But you got Dwarf Solid Snake which was kewl.

Maybe it's just me, but it was sarcastic Hawke who made me first cringe at a video game's writing.
It's especially bad in the DLC, like holy shit let's not even talk about Mark of the Assassin.

Party banter is not fucking god-tier. Everything about the game is total trash.

Sera gives me a raging boner every time she comes on screen. What's wrong with me?

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You are ogresexual?

there's something about those hanging tits and wide shoulders

>fuck Cass since you have no other options
Nigga u gay or something? You can bang the spicy ambassador

It's literally the reason why so many people love sarcastic Hawke. There is such a thing as "so bad it's good", and DA 2 is one of the very few games to achieve this on a regular basis.

It was the olden days! Nobody cared.

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Spotted the american

for me it was just embarrassing
it's the same shit as mainstream action movies where every line is a witty quip
it's just so forced

Nothing mate. You most likely have a thing for short messy hair and thick lips.
I do as well.

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i presume you're british.

Put a masquerade mask on her and she becomes a 10/10.

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>yfw this
youtube.com/watch?v=AgYxMVRtJr4&app=desktop

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ahem
FUCK VIVIENNE

this should've been a good indication for all of you that gigglesqueeing hambeasts are Bioware's target audience, not you

Literally built for cousin-fucking City Elf erection and elf-breeding Cousland cock

what anime is this

Don't look at me, I pirated it.

Tempest was a good indication that I was Bioware's target audience.

Copy that.

what anime

My little sister can't be this cute.

And yes, the title entails exactly what you think

Really any pics?

This. Iron Bull is a spy. His role is to ingratiate himself to as many people as possible. Of course he's going to bullshit some degenerate into thinking that the Qun would accept her. He literally is ready to say anything to further his goal. You know why?
CAUSE HE'S A FUCKING SPY.

She doesn't have time to give you a handjob user.

He was fine if you'd remove the gay. Or rather just the constant reminder that BTW I'M GAY.

Okay, anime was a mistake after all.

Him being gay was fine. It's him having the most stereotypical gay personal story to ever grace the gayest parts of society. They should have just kept him as a Tevinter reformist and tied his personal story into that.

God, I really hope BioWare realises that their asses and their jobs rely on Dragon Age IV being a huge success, and:
1. Set the game in Tevinter.
2. Be a completely new character as the protagonist.
3. Allow the player to be a part of Tevinter politics, and NOT punish him for any one choice (no favourites).
4. Bring back some NPC's/party members from previous games as companions, but only those that make sense (like Shale).

I have only played Origins but I dont see how its possible for mages to be anywhere near as powerful in the sequel. There was 0 reason gameplay wise to ever not have every mage in your party

da4 is suspended undefinitely

I have a weird story about this game. I'm so bored that I will share.
>living in midwest college town in a tiny off campus apartment
>other students leave for winter break but not me
>one student who was not coming back gave an ounce of weed because he had no way of getting it home with his parents picking him up
>suddenly massive blizzard
>I'm at the on campus mall while this going on picking up cold medicine
>snow is coming down in sheets, they are sheltering the homeless it is so bad
>on a whim buy dragon age inquisition brand new as I fear I will be stuck inside
>takes me 45 minutes to run home
>apartment is desolate
>play game and fall asleep
>wake up and it is dark
>lose track of time
>chugging cold relief and smoking weed
>run out of clothes, unshaven, walking around apartment building naked but for a blanket wrapped around me.
>find two bottles of wine in the commons and drink them over the next couple hours.
>Suddenly dragon age seems like very important business
>lose touch with reality
>dont eat for days
>nearly 100% the fucking game
>dont remember anything but the start
>I was the Inquisitor
I would do this again. Being so intoxicated that you forget to eat and cannot remember your name was an ideal approach to this game...

Fuck I miss my NEET days.

I'm gonna go ahead and confess, I pirated this game for husbandos and I was severely disappointed.

that's sad
at least if fags were happy with nu-Bioware games, it'd feel like a bit of a compensation for making them suck for straight people
this way nobody's happy

I just loved the corny princessy shit I got in Origins with Alistair, a goddamn fairy tale :3

LONDON

Which makes it even more ironic that there's a bug that makes party banter rarely fire off
However that is pretty indicative of this entire mess, buggiest AAA game I have ever seen

Ye. Not many games cater to my sick straight consensual caucasian fetish though...

My feelings about Vivienne are....mixed.

On the one hand she is 100% correct about how Mages should be controlled and is correct about most other things.

On the other hand she is a completely selfish bitch who deliberately antagonizes your other allies (especially Blackwall) for no reason other then her own sense of superiority.

You sound like a stupid bitch. I'd slap you irl.

Newfags.

She's a spoiled brat that didn't have go any of the shit other mages did.

Indeed, a black woman who knows her place and is sassy is a true paradox.

Why is that? I don't like deranged shit, just vanilla.

Cause you're not a degenerate like me.

I'm sure you're a decent person regardless.

>she is 100% correct about how Mages should be controlled
Why?

looks like a tranny, not even joking

>Mages are to blame for literally every mayor catastrofe
Jeez i wonder why

Why the fuck won't this cunt reconcile with The Warden, she clearly still wants him. When I finished DA:O I assumed she'd disappear to raise her Old God kid, but she just joins the world again a few years later.

>he didn't play his waifu's DLC
>he didn't go through the mirror with her
>he doesn't get to here her call the HoF "my love" in DAI
you done FUCKED IT UP

She does/can though. The warden is off researching for a cure to warden death

>here
hear*

I keep forgetting. Part of the agreement to the ritual was that she gets to leave and you don't go after her. What was the justification in the DLC again?

>He doesn't hatefuck Anora

The banter is meh compared to what we got in DOA.

Just like everything else.

You know what's really selfish? Doing dumb shit that ruins shit for other mages.

Doesn't the Warden return to Divine Leliana?
Too bad the Warden will never return because too many variables, if a canon ever got defined there would be blood.

Solas: Your position in the Orlesian court must be frustrating, Enchanter.
Vivienne: Darling, I have no idea what you might be implying.
Solas: With your magic you are kept at arm's length, never able to play the Game to its fullest. Some part of you must always wonder if you could have gone farther had you not been a mage.
Vivienne: Don't be absurd. Without magic, I doubt the Orlesian court would have interest in me at all.
Solas: That must rankle as well.

Solar was amazing.

Leliana changes the Chantry rules so the Divine can marry just so she can be with the Warden.

That isn't her fault though. Not all circles are the same and most aren't Kirkwall. What is the same though is how society reacts to all mages when a small few abuse their power.

Mainly because she's bipolar.

Why, is she a corpse in this one?

>mages created the biggest, strongest and most technologically advanced empire ever
>we can't trust them, lock them up
Huh?

Part of me wants to go back to DA:I and do all the dlc. But the other part remembers how bad the game was.

She fell in love with him so she changed her mind once he tracked her down.

Yeah that cunt is that mad to do such a thing.
My point is that this event would mark the Warden status as returned from his quest instead of AWOL looking for the cure.

Trespasser is the best thing BioWare has done since DAO. You really should play it; even if it means playing the base game on easy so you can rush through it.

What's the most not-gay party in this game? I'm thinking Blackwall, Solas, and the ghost dude.

Cassandra's tight ass + the Inquisitor only

BioWare has a track record of releasing the endings as DLC because they can't write and write themselves into corners
>ME2's Arrival
>ME3's Extended Cut
>DA:O's Witch Hunt
>DA2's Legacy
>DAI's Tresspasser

Ghost dude varric, blackwall, solas, and cass. The others are all faggots.

I liked Cole

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She's more masculine than all the men combined

powerful pepperoni nips

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Whats the best class and subclass to play in DA:I now? Assuming shit got buffed/nerfed since launch?

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My favorites are knight enchanter and dagger tempest.

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I think a little work on that nose and things might look decent

Yes
It can literally only go downhill or stay top tier and I am not convinced the latter will be the case so please cancel DA4 thx

based

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How are there these players like you that don't know about Witch Hunt. Like, what. The game's launcher leaves out no opportunity to remind you. It's absolutely not possible to miss it.

if there was party banter it was so unmemorable & garbage I forgot about it
just play DA:O which actually has good banter

I loved 2h Champion, not as much damage as Reaver but more than enough dps to make it the fastest and easiest 1 man insanity run of the entire game due to your insane survivability

>Why? You died in like 2 hits on insanity.
Only at the start, and even then insanity is a cakewalk when you have a mage with the right spells. It's been years since I played the game but IIRC tanking with a mage on insanity is very straightforward (it might come down to simply picking the arcane warrior spec)

lips

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You still need to get to about level 14 before you can properly tank with an arcane warrior.

>insanity
Spotted the mass shit degenerates. Highest difficulty in Dragon Age is called nightmare.

I don't play DLC. Fuck jews.

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Whatever. I haven't played either ME or DAO in more than 7 years by this point.

Well you still knew about it and could have looked up the events in the past 8 years instead of still not knowing what happens

Mass Effect was the better series. Shepard was the better protagonist.

>Highest difficulty in Dragon Age is called nightmare.
I don't care, I haven't played DA:O in years (and never played the other ones since they look like shit). Max diff remains a cakewalk.

Cole was great, didn't like the fact he lost some of his power when he became 'more human'.

This nigga was basically danny phantom.

Something similar happened to me with Origins
>in high school
>on spring break
>can't live at home for reasons
>staying at a family friends house
>the friend is an old woman who watches cable all day
>no internet
>she watches game shows and syfy junk all day
>nothing to do
>no phone at the time, so out of contact with all my friends
>only have my PC
>not many games on it at the time and I can't play multiplayer games
>it has origins though
>play through it
>100% it and awakenings
>play through it at least three times with every class, romancing everyone, experiencing all the choices
>learn the game like the back of my hand, put countless hours into it
>spring break ends
>go back to living with my family
>get back in contact with my friends
>life goes back to normal
>haven't touched Origins since then because I did everything I possibly could have in the game
It was fun, but it wasn't at a good time in my life. I kind of want to play through it again, now that it's been so many years that I've mostly forgotten the dialogue and minor plot points. It's the perfect game imo

Mass Effect 1-3 is just an unnecessarily dragged on version of DA:O with a worse ending.

Name one DA protagonist who stood out as much as Shepard, exactly.

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Warden was much more of a chad and not a dialogue-wheel cuck, most importantly.

Not fair to compare, faggot.
Shepard had the entire trilogy to build up history and character.
Each Dragon Age game has a different protagonist.

Hawke is great though.

You're just getting a raging boner from best girl, there's nothing wrong with you.

Shepard fought a reaper on foot bitch, on foot.

I fucked Iron Bull though. How come my character didn't die.

No, he guided ship cannons on orbit while dodging the slowest laser ever.

Bitch you forgot he fought a reaper on foot TWICE. He literally was right up on the reaper, while simultaneously dodging it's minions and activating the shits to call the thresher. He also saved the galaxy 3 times. He also single handedly rounded up an entire galaxy against the reapers. He also mother fucking dived down to the depths of the oceans no fucks given and discovered an ancient race of beings. Nigga Shepard is a goddamn superhero compared to DA protags. None of the DA protags can compete.

Fuck your fairy tales. You'll take that elven Fade dick and you will like it.

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The amount of salt and sass flowing between Solas, Vivienne, and Dorian could have taken out an army of Darkspawn.

I actually kind of agree
the DA games are consistently solid on the party dialogue and banter, even if the overarching stuff is weak or tropey at times.
>Dorian: What would you say Blackwall's best quality is?
>Vivienne: His absence, of course
>Blackwall: I'm here, you know

I think most of Bioware's best content during the 360/Early Xbone period was in the DLC in general.

I would've liked Cole if he didn't have that goddamn WHINE every time he spoke.
Yeah you know what I want, an interesting character that can't say anything without sounding like a 12-year-old who's seconds away from throwing a tantrum because Dylan took the last chocolate milk.
Also butt-fuck-fugly with emo-fringe and Diddy-mouth doesn't help.

and elfs, specially elf mages

Solas looks like my HS Geography teacher that used to harass me, no thanks.

Can the allies at Bioware make a good DA 4?

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No. Dragon Age 4 got canned a while back

Anyone else fuck the Brown Girl because there were literally no other good male het options?

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The best option in DA:I was staying single.

Yeah did the same. And I was still disappointed with that romance.

>no sister-wife

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Bioware is dead, their management and staff aren't capable of making a good game, Solas was the last good thing to come out of this studio, shame.

>when all you have to do to save your shit game is to enable incest, but you fuck it up because your priority are literal faggots

>Solas was the last good thing
Haha what a funny story, Mark

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>Make best girl
>Can't romance her
>She leaves/dies 1/3rd of the way through the game
I'm still mad.

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>not banging brown spice qt instead of a man

thats gay user

let's see about that

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>no option to cuck The Hero of Fereldan and fuck Morrigan

They dun goofed

Trespasser was kino, I played it all the way through in one setting.

>tfw its the last of old Bioware we'll ever see
>tfw DA4 will be ass

Bioware games up to ME2 had a painfully obvious "canon romance" that got all the time and attention to the detriment of every other choice. I was actually surpized when they brought that back for Inquisition.

I'm just about finished replaying Origins. I'm looking for a new rpg to sink my teeth into. Any recommendations for PC? I've been spending hours over the past few days searching steam and not really sure.

Not new, but Pillars of Eternity 1 and 2.

The Witcher trilogy is unironically good, even if the third one has been overhyped by leddit

Tfw can't even get laid in a video game

Thanks I played all of those except for PoE 2. I'm not digging the pirate island theme. Although it is on a decent discount right now if others were thinking about picking it up.

Lots of good things about Inquisition and even a few great things but it just doesn't blend together well with all the more mediocre stuff.

The real kino route was romancing Morrigan, then forcing her to do the ritual with Alistair and then stabbing her in Witch Hunt.

>kino
*psychopath

>romancing Morrigan, then forcing her to do the ritual with Alistair
Why would you willingly cuck yourself? I'm not even using that term as thebuzzword it's become, you are quite literally a cuckold if you do that. I mean if that's your fetish then more power to you. I actually kind of liked that had choices like that.

>cant order josephine to set you up with a harem of elven servants at skyhold so you can relax between expeditions
shit game

>cucking yourself
Truly the intellectual playthrough