Can't wait to play as Ding Dang Dong and conquer my neighbor Kling Klang Klong with an army of men with pointy sticks...

i cant tell if youre falseflagging, or youre just this retarded

The Kaifeng Jews are the most well-known of the Jewish diaspora in China, having lived in Kaifeng since the Song Dynasty (c. 900). By the Ming Dynasty, Jewish influence had already became prominent - the Jewish clans had been appointed a set of surnames, most notably Gao, Li, Zhang, and Zhao, by which the remaining Jews are still identified to this day. Matteo Ricci was a famous Jesuit missionary to China during the Ming era, and his rise to become an adviser to the emperor was not an opportunity to be missed by the Jews. He came into contact with the Kaifeng Jews, whose Chief Rabbi attempted to groom Ricci into Jewry by offering to cede his power to Ricci so long as Ricci stopped eating pork and other non-Kosher practices. Ricci had also been acquainted with Yi (Lee, Li) Su-gwang, a major political figure in the Joseon (Korean) government and a descendent of the Li Jews, Yi attempted to influence Ricci and was a key figure in the introduction of Jewry to Korea. This wouldn't be the last time we see the plots of the Jewish Li clan. During the Qing conquest of the Ming, a traitor by the name of Li Zicheng fractured the Ming Dynasty during its most desperate hours by establishing the rebel Shun Dynasty, which an inevitably futile attempt to topple the Ming Dynasty and only helped the oncoming Manchu forces (formed mostly of Han defectors), likely on purpose. The Ming Dynasty itself had Jewish forces pulling its strings from the inside, and the ascension of the weak and ineffective Chongzhen Emperor was clear evidence of Jewry behind the curtains. Empress Zhang was a key figure in his ascension to the throne, and soon after the emperor had made clear manoeuvres to sabotage the defence efforts of the Ming against the Manchus, one such example of this was his execution of Yuan Chonghuan, a patriotic general responsible for the defence of the Great Wall and had killed Nurhaci - the unifying figure of the Manchu tribes. Character Limit reached, Qing is next...

They just announced its the most pre-ordered Total War game of all time, and it's not even out for a few more days. It is the will of Heaven.

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I loved Shogun 2. But China is just boring.

The Qing Dynasty was the last dynasty of China and featured technological stagnation, the domination of western powers, and humiliation from the defeat by Japan. Much like the Russian monarchy, the Chinese monarchy at this point was also entrenched with Jewish influence, which ultimately lead to its downfall. The influence is evident from the Taiping (Heavenly Peace) Rebellion, a Christian Han revolt against the Jewish-Manchu monarchy, its suppression caused millions of deaths and destroyed any chances of what the Jews perceive to be the false messiah getting into the beliefs of the average Chinaman. Furthermore, the Christian missionaries of the Qing Era were nowhere near as tolerant to the native Han population as the Jesuits were during the Ming, they had seen the extent of Judaic influence on the Chinese authorities, who were downright malicious towards the Christians, unlike the Ming. The influx of missionaries during this period and the rebellion that followed made the Jews realise that the China was an enormous threat to international Jewry, with the lack of Christian values the only obstacle in the elimination of their dominance over global politics, which unlike today was still shaping up during the Victorian Era. The Qing Dynasty was ousted from power and the Republic of China was established, this would have paved the way for democracy to flourish in China, however Jewish-influenced traitor Yuan Shikai (who was originally a Qing Loyalist, now a Republican) seized control of the government and established the short-lived Empire of China, which anyone with the slightest bit of foresight could see that this could not last. His Bokassa-tier coronation brought many crypto-Jews into power thereafter, such as Zhang Xun, Li Chun, and Zhao Ti. Many of these figures are existing military governors and generals who will eventually drag China into the Warlord Era following Yuan's death. Character limit reached, Chiang is next...

>Ar di, look, they are actually buying it

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Yuan's death led to the Warlord Era, which dragged on for a decade until Chiang Kai-shek's Northern Expedition united most of China's warlords through conquest. The KMT (Nationalist Party) had brought a decade of relative peace and prosperity after the CCP's (Chinese Communist Party) retreat into the mountains of Shaanxi. However the occupation of Manchuria in 1931 had worsened Sino-Japanese relations, which was severely worsened by yet another series of defectors to the Japanese, a prominent example being Zhang Haipeng, a military general whose list of allegiances would make even Judas jealous. World War 2 was soon on its way, and its instigators were without a speck of doubt the Jewish elites. By 1939, over 250,000 German Jews had already emigrated out of Germany, these consisted of wealthy, elite Jews who could afford to leave, while the commoners were subjugated by the Germans. Whether or not you believe the Holocaust happened, the fact is that belief in the Holocaust directly benefits the Jewish elites who were and still is at the top of our power structure, allowing them to garner sympathy from the unknowing public. Jewish influence therefore spreads once again to the Asia Pacific region, with 25,000 Jews taking refuge in Shanghai, and their influence even managing to reach the highest ranks of the Japanese military, whose policies on Jews were conveniently contrary to the German policy. Even notorious convicted war criminal and proponent of the attack on Pearl Harbor Hideki Tojo took in Jewish refugees, which is clear evidence to suggest even the slightest of connections between the Jewish elites and the Pearl Harbor attack. The Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor made for the perfect casus belli to drag the US into the war. The US war machine economically benefited the Jewish elites who were already seated within power, and destroyed the lives of millions of White American men who had to fight a war caused by Uncle Sam's masters. Cold War is next...

I have already read this pasta.

The kaifeng jew bullshit is stormweenie fanfiction at best, and I can't fucking stand kikes... So get over yourself.

The unholy alliance between the US and the USSR fits perfectly within the Judaic plan of a 20th Century world order. Japan surrendered as planned and the Chinese Civil War continued, but the long running theme of Jewish meddling doesn't stop here. The Soviets handed over control of Manchuria to local Communist forces. The KMT sought to retake Manchuria and launched an offensive campaign against the Communists, however the Jewish elites in the US organised a ceasefire between the KMT and CCP, a move that would doom the Nationalists and solidify Communist Jewry into the Chinese power structure. The ceasefire allowed the Communists in Manchuria to regroup and prepare themselves for the KMT invasion. The worn-out KMT were immediately pushed back, and the Communists in Shaanxi (who had been hiding in the mountains for the majority of the Sino-Japanese War) united with Manchuria. The CCP took Beijing in early 1949 and the People's Republic was established in October. Mao Zedong took in many Jewish figures during his rule, such as Jakob Rosenfeld (Minister of Health 1947), Sidney Shapiro (Translator, also actor in communist propaganda films), Israel Epstein (Journalist - Propagandist, CCP member), Ruth Weiss (Journalist - Propagandist), and finally Sidney Rittenberg (CCP member, close-acquaintance with Mao and many other prominent politicians), Rittenberg also had the surname Li (a Sino-Jewish surname as mentioned previously). Every single person listed was either involved with Mao directly or had influence in Chinese legislation through the Chinese People's PCC. By the end of Mao's rule, the Jewish elites had enough fun with tormenting the masses and worked towards the 21st Century world order, one where the sheer manpower of Chinese manufacturing will come to use. The population of China shot up after the famines under Mao, and out came hundreds of millions of workers ready to dominate manufacturing sectors across the world. Limit reached, conclusion is next.

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This brings us to the current day and the topic of this thread. Chinese manufacturing is now used by the Jewish elites to dominate both China itself and the United States, to blame the Chinese in what is clearly a game set up by our puppeteers is simply focusing on a tree amongst the forest. I used to be """normal""", but the cultural shift towards a "China bad, Israel good" narrative that took place last year is extremely blatant, yet most of you will just accept the current narrative propelled by the mainstream media and follow the flock. I am more than convinced that there is an on-going psyop against the general public; chinks have always been known for their poor quality products and lack of standards in manufacturing, but the Israeli-cocksucking is not normal at all. Looking back I may have replied with the wrong intentions, but I still stand by my point. Thank you for reading (or skipping through all of) this history report, I look forward to any civilised responses I may receive.
I see that you to are a fellow /n/igger.

the hero system is complete trash. the duels are even worse
looks to me like they didn't want the "hero unit" mechanic from their warhammer engine to go to waste

Someone said it on Youtube though how's that not a source bro?

Just play records lmao

Every thing I have stated is an established fact. Every jew mentioned in the Cold War paragraph were in extremely privileged positions in the chicom hierarchy.

The battles look very bland. I hear they spent all effort on the campaign and almost nothing on the battles. Very strange decision for a Total War game.

The Dong will EXPAND!

who care about neo Yea Forums opinion ? this place is for shitposting and is irrelevant

why is everyone shitting on this game?
I watched some dude stream it yesterday for a while and it looks pretty fun
I'm beginning to think that you guys are all faggots incapable of enjoying anything anymore

>I'm beginning to think that you guys are all faggots incapable of enjoying anything anymore
It's always been that way bro.

I used to laugh at those sort of things until I realised that some people there are ready to believe this.

>why is everyone shitting on this game?
CA shit on us long enough that we lost faith in them.

Watched some streams. Can't stand the chink VO. I hope you can change the language.

It's in the options, will still use it though.

My biggest problem is the official streams are hot garbage, CAs staff are fucking retards and infuriating, oh god I wish for Wheels to die

Is it Shogun2 tier?

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This but unironically

China bad
USA numba one
Freedom vs Terrorists Total War when

Same. It's more immersive that way
>tfw playing Rottk13 with chinese dub

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spotted the ameriburger

so simple, I don't believe

I'm kinda mad cause TWH2 is still pretty fucking broken and they already churned out two fucking games before fixing that one, but I will probably play it, enjoy it and might even buy at 75% off and pirate DLC in a few years.

Everybody loves TWWH2 though.

Battles in Total War are stale, and really haven't changed in over a decade. The only unique innovation, Line warfare, has fucking died because people would rather see swords and skeletons.

What I've taken so far from early reviews:

Good campaign map, shitty desynced animated battles.

I always get coalitions started against me in that game. wtf did I conquer too many cities?

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>still retarded AI
>awful UI
>china so only spearmen and cav
Most critics ignored the TW problems as usual

They also have axes which is nice

For me the unit diversity is the biggest problem.

>buying SJW games
I seriously hope none of you guys do this.

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as someone who auto-resolves most battles I think I’ll be enjoying this one

>make fantasy TW
>call it a historical TW
Honestly CA has to be among the most uncreative, lazy developers

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>buying games in first place
that's worst desu

I'll be runnin my main man Wi Tu Lo. He gives his faction pointy stick warriors a bonus to attack.

>playing games at all
didn't know Yea Forums was this childish.