>be me >14yo >always lock my room when peeling my bean so parents don't burst in >asuddenrealization.jpg >realize parents were young once too >ofc they must know why I always lock the door at night >nerdy gamer >usually talk to my one irl friend on skype >have an idea >just pretend to be talking to him loudly while masturbating >parents think I'm hardcore gaming and don't want to be disturbed >cracking jokes with my imaginary jerk-buddy >laugh with him >get mad at him >basically acting out entire script >talk to real friend during daytime and imaginary friend at night >couple months later >summer break >don't see friend because hes on holiday >skiing in the mountains >be poor so staying at home >jerk at least 8 times a week >must've easily been 100 sessions
>parents don't really know friend except for what I tell them >our parents don't really talk >thought I was safe but somehow they found out he was on holiday since I barely left my room all summer >house of lies is crumbling >ask me how he's been able to play with me this whole time >say that he had his laptop >good lie but he doesn't own one >howwouldtheyfindout.jpg >they say okey
>next day >first day of school >see friend again >haven't really been talking too him much >memories of him overwritten by hundreds of pages of pornos >can't look him in the eyes anymore >become distant >lose only friend
>month later >still talking to imaginary version of friend >felt weird for a week but urges were too strong >rather keep up the act instead of having my parents know when I jerk it
>one night >dad just bought a laptop >can't figure out how to get access to internet >oldpeople >for some reason calls up old friends house >asks his parents for help since he knows they had internet while in a wood cabin up in the mountains >say they don't own a laptop >got suspicious >currently jerking in my room >dad asking to speak to my old friend >stood outside my door for 5 minutes >listening to my act while talking to real version of old friend >he's had enough >opens the door with spare key >ofc he has fucking spare keys for his own house's rooms >bursts in >pants off completely >porn on fullscreen since I felt safe >earphones in so I only notice once the door swung open >cut off mid sentence >make eye contact for 3 seconds while my brain figures out how to react >dad closes door >barely sleep that night >briefly talks to me next morning >felt like we were strangers >pretty much fucked up our relationship >don't blame him >he probably saw me as a fucking psychopath >thought about the incident every night for over a year >eating me up inside >mfw
How is peeling a bean like masturbation, I'm having a difficult time imagining it.
Colton Thomas
I enrolled in drama class afterwards but wasn't really good at it went to college and became weird kid basically jerked it to every kind of porn by now
parents had another child shortly before I moved out even though they're old I think they wanted to replace me
Grayson Barnes
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Noah Sanders
I hope you learned your lesson.
Alexander Fisher
Ain’t the end of the world son, if they’re that uptight about something like that then fuck em You didn’t hurt anyone
Luke Bailey
My parents think I am asexual or some shit because I never even attempt to get a relationship. In reality I am not sure what I am but all I know is that I fap a whole lot which they wouldn't expect me to do and no, no-fap doesn't make me want to have an actual GF either.
Asher Fisher
Did they actually tell you that or are you just assuming it?
Wyatt Perez
maybe OP is a femanon
Colton Bell
When it came up when my grandma came to visit they, said that it seems like I am just not interested in something like that
Henry Wright
That sounds kind of like what my parents say in those situations. Probably think I'm a faggot.
Julian Brown
That already came up between us, I said I would have no trouble to admit that I'm gay but I'm just not
Connor Richardson
I hope my parents never bring that up, because I would have to lie to them.
James Johnson
Sounds like your dad was a retard, don't beat yourself up over it.
