Why are 3D Mario games so full of bullshit?

Isn't regular platforming enough?

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Only about half of these are bullshit, the other half is you being to retarded to do something

But that's why I love those games.

Waaah i might have to do a level a couple times!
I DON'T PLAY MARIO TO BE CYBER BULLIED BY DIFFICULTY!

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Generally I'd say more gameplay variety is better. The stars/coins/etc. Are rewards for accomplishing some feat in the game, either through exploring the level or demonstrating your ability to control Mario.
Some of the wagglan gimmicks maybe stuck out because I don't remember any of the main levels I galaxy needing you to roll a ball, but it's still just another set of controls for you to master in order to get a star as a reward.

>Defending autistic repetition
The absolute state of this board.

Something something variety is the spice of life.

What

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How is any of that bullshit?

>WHY IS BING BING WAHOO ACTUALLY HARD IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FOR BABIES

git gud fag.

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>he hasn't played the games

>attacking the process of learning
says enough

Is that Luigi's Purple Coins I see? Never played SMG2 but I don't recall Cosmic Mario appearing in it.

I've beaten them all. Again, how is it bullshit? Bullshit is Sonic Advance 2's pits, not collecting purple coins.

I was talking about the stamps and collecting shit (required to unlock levels).

The BS in SA2 are the special rings to reach the special stages.

Whatever you say, I promise I won't bash Nintendies ever again.

Maybe you're just a brainlet pal

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I wish there was more shit like this instead of odysseys McDonalds placement of moons. I'm autistic and speedrun the game do it pisses me that if I wanna collect all 980 moons I need take out 8 hours of my day

>le epic r*ddit maymay
Go back.

I think it's the worst when they lock the final levels behind that kind of shit, but if there's nothing relevant to gain from it, I don't have a problem.

I'm just bought Sunshine
what can I expect?

Misery.

Regular run? An OK experience topped off by an annoying final level and underwhelming final boss.

100%? Pure fucking agony. A hell on earth.

GIT

>100%? Pure fucking agony. A hell on earth.
Even not 100%ing, some shines have terrible gimmick courses.

There's an alternate version of Luigi's Purple Coins that appears in Galaxy 2. It gets rid of the spinning platforms and replaces them with the Cosmic Clones. It's a lot easier than the original version.

Yeah, that sounds a bit more manageable. Although with the original you only just needed to figure out a path.

>the fucking poison levels in Odyssey
And people tell me to fuck off when I say Galaxy was better. At least Galaxy was fun from start to end, Odyssey feels like homework.

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>imagine being so bad at games you have to complain about bing bing wahoos

>Yea Forums totally isn’t NintendoGAF bro

they're all right. op hates videogames

I assume it's the two faggots at the bottom, probably youtubers who he follows and likes. OP, try to think for yourself.

I don't even know who they are. They just screamed collection autists so I put them there.

If you say so. You may as well have used a Youtube thumbnail.

zoom zoom.

That's exactly my experience with sunshine. When I replay it, I never bother collecting everything. I know exactly what to avoid.

Odyssey looks beautiful but a snorefest like 3D World.

Post your dreamy and perfect Mario game.

The only “bullshit” in Mario games is from Sunshine and Galaxy’s gimmicks stages. Ball rolling and blooper surfing is fucking awful.

Blue coins aren’t bullshit just git gud there’s only like 30 per level.

It's already coming out.

3D World is an amazing game imo. Odysey is the one that's boring

>Galaxy physics
>3D World multiplayer
>no green stars, 9999 star bits, blue coin, stamps, golden flags, finish entire game with another character type of requirements to unlock the final world/level
>no gimmick riding levels

And it still wouldn't be as good as the 2D games.