Any games with playable statues?
Any games with playable statues?
Samuel Hughes
Austin Jenkins
what do marble breasts feel like?
Easton Scott
rubber
Leo Martinez
I wish. Statue waifus are an untapped market.
Nolan Mitchell
I believe you can unlock carbonated Han Solo in Lego Star Wars 2.
Dominic Adams
windwaker
Jason Bell
wind waker
Josiah Morgan
Do gargoyles count because damn it I want a game with gargoyle boys
Gabriel Davis
> titty is polished from people rubbing it
Nolan Foster
Nathan Sanders
gargoyle's quest
Jason James
Justin Anderson
Those are some big nips
Ryan Gray
>Those are some big nips
He's a man of good tastes.
4u
Gabriel Smith
Made for black statue cock
Mason Gomez
Salty milk and coins
Jaxon Williams
I guess any games with a "petrified" status effect.
Ryan Brown
>finger is polished from people sucking it
Daniel Collins
>tfw now porn of Eonar
Hudson Stewart
Meant no porn. It's a shame.
Joshua Wright
Camden Scott
If i was a sculptor i'd make marble statues of beautiful humans that people can fuck with modeled vaginas and erect penises, strategically positioned fingers or go nuts and scult other forms to fuck or rail yourself on. Maybe even ugly monsters the posibilities are endless.
I'd expose them in closed rooms so people can fuck them in peace or as a group and hire a crew to periodically clean their members and orifices during the exposition.
The point is they'd be rock hard and made of real stone, hot damn i'm thinking about comissioning a smooth marble onahole, i love the idea that it has unyeilding walls for my dick to squeeze into.
Only rock women are harder than me right now
this is so hot
Gabriel Edwards
Charles Perez
God that sounds hot as fuck. There's a video on PH of a girl fucking a statue with a huge dick, but nothing with female statues. I would love for someone to buy one of those cheap ones off Amazon and hotglue them.
Jayden James
oh yeah, cool game
also that fucking 16volt soundtrack, just what my teenager self wanted
Juan Sanchez
I got a kink for tickling, and I remember reading few pieces of fetish erotica where either statues or women turned into such are able to still feel, and are tormented by tickling when while they remain inanimate.
Concept of such makes me quite diamonds, and I wish that kind of stuff was far more popular both within said kink and outside it.
Owen Gutierrez
Noah Allen
Ethan Bailey
For me I love the unnatural skin and hair color. Like how the body, hair and eyes are all the same bronze or marble color. There are some body painting videos that simulate the effect, but for some reason 95% are private now.
Dylan Rogers
These feet are not squishy. You could touch her hard calves as you frot on her soles. What about her hips, impossible to press your fingers into.
Cooper Parker
>the whole game scree gets taunted and called a manlet by jennifer
>at the very end he finds a statue of his original form and gets to come back as a badass
>the final bossfight where you just pummel whatshisname with your stone fists
Great game. Don't know how well it's aged, but I had lots of fun back then. Except for that stupid water level.
Jacob Kelly
>There's a video on PH of a girl fucking a statue
Link? For my sculpture research, obviously.
Thomas Roberts
imagine as you're frotting that marble ass, the statue is secretly sentient and enjoying every second of it.
Aiden Gutierrez
Just search "statue," It's the second result.
Brandon Moore
>on day 2 of nofap
>already on the bring of wanking to some rock
SOMEBODY STOP ME BROS
Hudson Rodriguez
That looked like a dick girl getting head under blankets.
Jaxson Roberts
Give in, user. It's what they want.
Ryan Fisher
Good lord, does this count as NSFW?
Easton Thomas
It keeps happening
Caleb Green
It's just art.
Kevin Carter
Low quality except for this extremely detailed foot. Artist should not venture beyond feet, best foot i'm ever seen.
Luis Bennett
/r/ statue of ganymede fucking zeus as an eagle
Jackson Perez
Brehs...
Xavier Young
>the merrill lynch bull in NYC has polished balls from everyone groping them.
Adrian Cruz
I've been wanting to start a statue fuckers thread on trash or something. I see I'm not the only degenerate on here.
Elijah Williams
Now that's fucking skill.
Brody Davis
If the filename tells you it's a phoneposter its nsfw.
Bentley Hill
How the FUCK did they did this?
Lincoln Taylor
Bernini was a goddamned wizard
Chase Kelly
Thousands upon thousands of tries, with dedication and soul.
Luis Flores
>dog polished from people patting it
Aiden Moore
people stepping on it to reach the titty
Gavin Edwards
what do you guys think of my house
Alexander Scott
why are clothing folds so hot
Jaxon Howard
He was 22 when he sculpted that.
Ayden Hall
I'd rather she wouldn't.
Andrew Carter
just be talented
Kayden Cook
Dragon Age Origins. Shale
Ryan Green
Even better.
Bentley Bell
Soul Calibur 6 lets you make statue waifu
Julian Powell
>she
Liam Fisher
post more "art" plox
Benjamin Garcia
>you will never spend your life carving fap bait out of marble
Isaac Campbell
based sculptures making traps even back then
Lucas Gray
Literally just go get a piece of soapstone right now and start carving
Robert Turner
These threads about statues gave me a new fetish
Gabriel Miller
Josiah Harris
>in gw2 there's a joke item that lets you petrify yourself.
I would spend more time doing this than I'd like to admit.
Hudson Long
oi m8 this is a plaster cast of a clay model, look at that sloppy hair
get this shit outta here
Camden Barnes
"erotic" statues are rare to find. This is one of the only dudes making them, sadly.
Cameron Cox
What is up with the nipples, they look like they've been dipped in oatmeal
Isaac Davis
Actraiser
Jayden Ramirez
You think you've tricked me but i've recognized it, i've seen it in real. Because i'm french.
Sexual orientation is meaningless it's just stone bodies. Like one's imagination, the only place perfection can survive.
Ethan Torres
Plenty of actual dickgirl statues out there. Hermaphroditus was popular with sculptors.
Adam Morgan
Luke Hill
Actraiser
Jace Cox
This is not great art, it'd BAD. Probably chinese made.
Ryan Clark
Heaven.
Owen Phillips
>dicks are fine but stone vaginas are not
It's not fair.
Nolan Campbell
Are these real?
Kevin Moore
Dominions
Oliver Reyes
You can buy them on etsy for like $900. They're kinda shit, but there aren't many options for erotic statues like that.
Nathan Hall
Well, thank you for making me feel worthless.
Parker Walker
I hate these. Pure kitsch.
Julian Rogers
chess
Lincoln Richardson
Vagene concealing robes draping down the legs were a sculptor's trick to give the base more stability.
Elijah Hill
so where's the statuefucker discord?
there has to be one.
Mason Ortiz
the statuefucker discord is girls only
Isaiah Johnson
Anthony Parker
This statue's a cutie
Joshua Flores
>tfw get too frisky with the statues and get thrown out by museum security
James Reed
Are they made from ceramic? They remind me of my grandma's porcelain dolls.
Brandon Wood
of course
w-we're all girls here right?
Jose Sanders
Makes sense, but even the fully nude statues could just have a little indent or something.
Austin Cruz
John Richardson
>Go to pay respects to your family member
>see this.
Christopher Davis
>tfw want to hotglue someone's grave
I'm so conflicted.
Michael Carter
Agartha in Dominions, kind of. You can use them in battle but you don't really play them
Evan Myers
Evan Wood
Aiden Baker
>Anime has a show about statues
>Video games doesn't have a video game about statues
plebians
Jeremiah Turner
Super Mario Bros. 3 (Tanooki Suit)
Christian Morales
dat ass
Angel Hall
Imagine if weeping angels were perverts and each time you look away or blink, they get close enough to grope and do naughty things to you.
Austin Russell
actraiser 1 & 2
Christian Hill
It does has some statues you can make into your Pretender Gods with some nations.
One of them is female as that's what people in this thread want to know anyways.
Nathan Fisher
what happens if their hands freeze around your junk?
Mason Taylor
I would never open my eyes desu
Luke Fisher
>He wants a statue waifu.
Careful user, they're known for their rock hard ... hearts.
Jace Carter
>no games where you turn other players into statues and display them in your gallery
and you'll never get to be put on display
why even live
Bentley Torres
I feel your pain. Such is life with an obscure fetish.
Cameron Campbell
>Flesh to Stone
>Stone to Mud
>model user into a cute girl
>Mud to Stone
>Stone to Fleh
heh, nothin' personnell kiddo
Dominic Scott
>catch a weeping angel sucking your cock
>proceeds to mouth fuck it while it's frozen in position
Eli Young
Trannyfuckers are disgusting.
Jace Diaz
Jesus fucking CHRIST lewd art really is a big part of Earth's history. Imagine if the designers behind these statues saw what kind of porn was drawn today. Would they be amused or disgusted?
Dominic Ramirez
not into futa, but I'd still let them rape me.
David Gomez
Aren't they herms?
Brayden Thompson
It's unfortunate that I was given a fetish that has such little content.
Xavier Roberts
That sounds pretty femdom, user.
Gavin James
Would you fap to Lady Justice or Lady Liberty?
Ryder Morales
Not only that but the concept of waifus is literally as old as ancient greece
Back then the medium was marble
Today its digital
Ethan Wood
any of you nerds wanna play some related games?
Mason Barnes
How the fuck did I miss a petrification game from this year?
Well I frequently wipe my party in EO any time an enemy that can petrify pops up so yes.
Sebastian Jenkins
>part of her is still statue
>if she falls over, she snaps off at the thighs
>no smooth human feet
Ehh, pass.
Josiah Brown
maybe
Dominic Price
Ho. Ly. SHIT. Then that means the Greek were the original waifufags. Normalfag/weeb behavior is considered acceptable by their standards.
Luis Bailey
This thread only makes me think of how Western idealogues are now actively waging war against the concept of beauty.
Jackson Walker
>like statues/statue girls
>not a fan of petrification and girls being turned into statues
what did I mean by this?
Brandon Brooks
>gorgeous bronze skin
>sexy outfit with tit hanging out
>she's stepping on some snakes so you know she hates libertariancucks
Yes, please.
Benjamin Martin
alright, what would be the best way to form a group?
Steam or discord or something?
William Brooks
>if she falls over, she snaps off at the thighs
Oh no, not my amputee fetish too!
Adam Anderson
>This Thread
David Thompson
Explain the fish.
Connor Anderson
Thankfully they cannot kill the concept, it will always exist, out of their jealous and spiteful reach in the realm of ideas, formless and eternal
Chase Morgan
>women get power
>most women are ugly
>women try to make it seem like being ugly is a good thing
>world goes to ruin
Aaron Stewart
It's a fish net
Colton Miller
>mfw
Jackson Thompson
Colton Nguyen
I'd lick the soles on that statue, to be honest.
Ayden Cooper
SCP: Secret Lab
Jacob Cox
I'm in the same boat as you. I sometimes only fap to petrification porn because it's the only statue related porn out there. The act of it doesn't do anything for me, but the end product does.
Body painting videos can achieve a similar effect, but it's not the same.
Anthony Rivera
I'd smash my skull open on her marble ass cheeks, to be honest.
Owen Gray
This statue tops many buildings in NYC, I bet it would make jealous feminists seethe if they ever actually bothered to look up from their phones and stare at the beauty of the world and architecture around them
Caleb Thomas
>smooth feet
>flesh of any kind
Jaxson Rivera
In DUBLIN'S FAIR CITYYYY
Kevin Walker
imagine
Ayden Nguyen
this is the exact same thing that's happening today with video games
Xavier Peterson
Waifus are ages old concept everywhere. In Finnish national epic Kalevala that recorded Karelian poetry there is a story of Golden Maiden that a mastersmith disappointed in real women sculpts as his lover, but is unable to get real love from her, and moral of the story is that perfect women don't exist and fantasies of such end up leading to cold feelings.
What that means is that there is a cautionary tale about dangers of waifus that dates back centuries.
David Evans
>part of her is still statue
Because she's in the process of turning from marble to flesh which the painting captures a snapshot of, good god man do you have no imagination?
Carson Clark
Oh man statues haha
Aiden Bailey
Good Lord!
Ryder Johnson
Jordan Powell
Only true connoisseurs fuck statues.
Jason Young
Jayden Gonzalez
No.
Ryan Jackson
I just like statues, they're not real people they are crafted items with butts. I don't know god damn petrification fags and hurr imagine it's a real women barged into the thread with their pleb tier fetishes.
Parker Harris
Nah, she's turning into stone through a vicious plot of the vile petrification fetishist.
Michael Young
>The Romans were the original waifufags
>The Romans were the original shitposters
>The Romans were the original sick fucks who wanted to fuck everything in sight, even their mothers.
This all just makes us the true normalfags. Because this behavior is just natural if it was a thing before Christ.
Liam Wright
>RICK AND MORTY FOREVER 100 YEARS
Ian Sanchez
>that people can fuck with modeled vaginas
IMAGINE
Daniel Watson
>Imagine if the designers behind these statues saw what kind of porn was drawn today
I mean, Pompeii had a statue of Pan fucking a goat in its main square.
If anything, they'd be confused by the concept of "porn": the segregation of eroticism from everyday life is a largely Victorian construction.
Levi Ward
Yea Forums is the TRVE inheritor of the roman empire
Ethan Smith
Yeah well the story of Pygmalion and Galatea ends on a happier note
en.wikipedia.org
>In Ovid's narrative, Pygmalion was a Cypriot sculptor who carved a woman out of ivory. According to Ovid, after seeing the Propoetides he was "not interested in women",[1] but his statue was so beautiful and realistic that he fell in love with it.
>In time, Aphrodite's festival day came, and Pygmalion made offerings at the altar of Aphrodite. There, too scared to admit his desire, he quietly wished for a bride who would be "the living likeness of my ivory girl." When he returned home, he kissed his ivory statue, and found that its lips felt warm. He kissed it again, and found that the ivory had lost its hardness. Aphrodite had granted Pygmalion's wish.
>Pygmalion married the ivory sculpture which changed to a woman under Aphrodite's blessing. In Ovid's narrative, they had a daughter, Paphos, from whom the city's name is derived.
>In some versions Paphos was a son, and they also had a daughter, Metharme.[2]
>Goddess of love, beauty, pleasure, passion and procreation brings your own waifu creation to life and you procreate with her
The dream of waifu fags everywhere
Austin Peterson
The haters' heads
Jack Stewart
Jaxon Gonzalez
the fuck is that ? some material that expand under electric power?
Juan Cook
Jordan Hill
>waifufags mad that their inanimate object got hurt
>CRUEL WOUND IN THE NECK
Yikes.
Hudson Walker
why is there always hentai of women *about* to pop. but they never do?
>I just want to see some popping, bros
Lucas Parker
Hear me out, statue-fags
Androids will be like statues- beautifully crafted to the author's own standards of beauty and perfection. Meant to excite certain emotions or reference themes.
But then it can also move, be interacted with, and be useful.
It's like a mobile statues.
Just make sure to treasure them, okay?
Julian Perez
>that Eros with the shit-eating grin
Samuel Sanders
>tfw you can't fuck stone
GOD
Eli Cook
> tfw no moody goth statue waifu
William Davis
My lust for statues and my lust for robutt are two different lusts.
Easton Sanchez
>tfw born to early to get an android wife
Why even live
Sebastian Johnson
I will treasure them and worship them as I do statues and dolls of beauty
Jonathan Bailey
Matthew Martin
until we fund all we can do is frot against their smooth, hard ass and breasts.
Levi Watson
well polished stone dildoes are a regular archaeological find
Hunter Lee
Someone have a high quality version of this?
Camden Carter
It's to, uh, sense preasure and pick fruits.
Totally.
I can't find the video, but the university students who developed it are obviously fucking it, from their shit eating grins in the interview
Parker Howard
>go to Europe
>See a bunch of statues of women with slender bodies and average breasts
>This is what people considered beautiful
BTFO out of fatties saying they were the standard if beauty. Other than Rubens and the Venus of willendorf they have Jack and shit for their argument.
Austin Ward
>not hilariously sized Priapus dicks
нeт
Hunter Rogers
speaking of statues
this would make for a badass boss fight
Sebastian Gray
This makes me so fucking angry.
Josiah Cruz
Remember when SJW tried to ban some classic nude painting because there are "underage girls" in it?
Connor Reed
Fair enough.
Soon, user, soon. 20 years at most.
Good lad.
For all their hard work, all they want is to be loved for their purpose.
Ian Gonzalez
>For all their hard work, all they want is to be loved for their purpose.
good thing they arent real i would spend so much money on getting part for her
Hudson Roberts
This is a very good thread on the statues. Really brings more to the conversation on them. Hell, I'm game if anyone wants to start a Discord, just say when.
Liam Bell
Demon's Souls
3D Dot Game Heroes
Banjo Tooie
Kayden Lee
youtu.be
Check the title user.
Matthew Lee
Plenty of thiccs and fatties outside of the Classical Era, user.
The Greeks and Romans had very specific views on ideal beauty, note how all the penises on male statues are cute and small.
Kevin Rivera
No, no. That looks soft, that's not the point.
Alexander Edwards
Why stone, wouldn't wood or horn be more practical?
Kayden Jenkins
make statue threads more often
Kevin Lee
same
Henry Jones
so its about the material then? stone v. metal?
Gabriel Rogers
alright nerds I'm making a server if you want to keep talking and posting after the thread's over.
discord.gg
i-it's not like I just want like-minded friends or anything.
Ethan Harris
For me they're completely different things, a robot is basically a person but a statue is a sex object.
Justin Kelly
>tfw like my female statues nude and beautiful
>like my male statues cool, armored up and rugged
its just like my own vidya character preferences too, I find that parallel interesting.
James Phillips
Why pay?
Used goods like myself wouldn't even sell at clearance!
Grayson Richardson
kill yourself
Parker Sanders
>disc*rd
no
Kayden Rivera
No but it doesn't surprise me. I wish they would just give up, other than some subhuman thrid world groups no one likes fatties (except fetishists but they're outliers).
Jaxson Morgan
Many people here seem to be into it for different reasons, I posted my explanation here. >the only nude mod I've downloaded for Skyrim is one that exposes Nocturnal's breasts.
Grayson Johnson
what would you both suggest then?
Owen Peterson
Can't get behind a discord, even for one of my neglected fetishes.
Eli Myers
Angel Walker
Okami
Hudson Moore
thats hotter than the typical Skyrim nude mods I always see
holy fuck, but why?!
Christian Johnson
/trash/ thread maybe? Probably won't get much attention there, though.
James Carter
>discord
Nicholas Watson
Primitive tools is the excuse for all the pre historic ham planet carvings. Once the western man (and eastern man too) became more civilized fattys disappeared until degenerates like Rubens popped up.
Ryder Reed
Blake White
oh right i can dismantle used trash like you for part to upgrade my robotwife
Jonathan Richardson
More about form.
A statue is a moment of fleshy ideal captured in stone, like a photograph.
Robutts are an abstraction of the female form, allowing you to appreciate certain aspects in isolation while also providing that strange satisfaction of well crafted machinery working in good order.
Zentai and latex gimpsuits present a vaguely similar abstraction, although obviously not to the same degree. And they don't have the benefit of being perfect AI waifubots.
Angel Robinson
Real people can't hope to have skin as smooth a this. Skin crafted by the hands of man, our works are greater than god's.
Evan Hall
Pre Jewish influenced human nature.
Jayden Gray
Samuel Baker
It appeases my statue fetish, and also I'm too lazy to mess with the other nude mods.
Luke Perry
why the fuck don't we have beautiful fucking statues fucking everywhere like the romans? god why are we so gay and pathetic
Aaron Reed
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
Jeremiah Hughes
Actually for some reason I never really linked androids with statues before, but I can see the similarities and why both appeal to me now
Hunter Sanchez
Shantae statues are pretty hot desu
Jonathan Hall
No I meant why for myself, but I guess you answered that already, the statue fetish.
These are really hot, got more?
Asher Sullivan
Cute. I love this hairdo.
Brandon James
Tastes are cyclical, user.
Fatties were idealized in agrarian society where plumpness was a sign of wealth and good breeding capacity.
Later, pale waifs became the ideal as it meant they were rich enough to sit inside and do jack shit all day.
We see similar things with tans: in ye olden dayes a tan was a sign of a lowborn outdoor laborer, but when Coco Chanel bought a yacht it became attractive to laze around in the sun all day. Paleness in turn became a sign of the office wageslave.
Chase Long
fucking based thread anons
Josiah Wright
Post modernist Jewish control of the art world. Everything is all about "deconstruction" these days, real art gets ignored. Screen shots from the Witcher 3 are more appealing than 99% of art made in the post modern era.
Henry Sanchez
Kayden Watson
Our ancestors... ;_;
Oliver Howard
Cameron Russell
>shitposting
>waifus
>love of games
>bants
We are not so different after all
Jace Hill
Not really, it depicts a woman performing a male job (hunting).
Luke Jones
I think this thread gave me a new fetish
Daniel Carter
>hand is polished from people wanting to hold hands
Kayden Evans
Elijah Sanders
Our behavior was never degenerate. It was all natural. We're the original normies.
Christian Robinson
Move to yurop.
Nathaniel Gray
she's a roman goddess, not a human woman
Andrew Campbell
Asher Ross
Irrelevant.
Zachary Gutierrez
I mean when you think about its really the same thing but different medium
also my captcha:
>select all images with statues
Jeremiah Morgan
I made a statue fucker thread in /trash/. Not sure how many want to go there, but at least we can post lewds there.
Levi Phillips
They're both carved in a way, they both have the form of beauty, just one also has more function.
Jackson Adams
Anzu?
Hunter Jenkins
Soul Calibur 6
Colton Martin
God damn that's a fat ass.
Julian Lee
I like everybody naked.
I pretend to loath the naked form of humans but in fact it is its imperfection that i abhor.
Andrew Johnson
FILTHY TEMPLAR!
Joshua Gutierrez
Christina Ricci?
Daniel Gray
>toss it in the fire while preparing dinner
>rinse it with water before use to cool it down a bit and get rid of the ash
>warm dildo get
Jordan Myers
Not original, one of many, maybe all cultures. At least all had it to some sort in a medium. Asia was very likely early with drawing.
Hunter Smith
That's a dranei?
Juan Jenkins
how is it irrelevant
Levi Ramirez
Back in 2014 there was a brief art project arranged where an elevated hotel room was built around that statue. You could book a night and literally sleep with her.
Christopher Perez
fish => vagina
Christian Torres
Splinters in vegine is not a good time
Grayson Rodriguez
Levi Williams
Montgomery gland game is real strong with this one.
Sebastian Martinez
kek underrated
stop posting with a trip, people might laugh
Noah Perez
nice'
jelly
Jeremiah Kelly
>allowed in the room all by yourself with her
holy shit my dick
Jacob Collins
You're is the edit, right?
Wyatt Moore
Kinda hot desu
Jackson Sullivan
bros I just wanna lay there next to >her
Jason Martinez
It was made by a woman
Jace Anderson
They must have had some kind of wood lacquer.
Jeremiah Murphy
>get banned from the museum because you get caught licking the statues feet on several occasions
Christopher Brown
Why are they holding huge turds?
Samuel Ward
I don't see how that's relevant.
Thomas Young
Wii Fit Trainer is a mannequin
Ryder King
Yes obviously en.wikipedia.org
Samuel Jones
>this thread
Mason Thompson
Robert Turner
Might want to contain your boners. She's more than likely sitting in that position to clean her shitty asshole.
Caleb Nelson
The cavemen, the egyptians, the greeks, the romans, the japanese.
All of these cultures have participated in creating perverted art and portrayed it as a form of art.
For fuck sake look at the Venus of Willendorf figure! Look what it says here!
>Similar sculptures, first discovered in the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, are traditionally referred to in archaeology as "Venus figurines", due to the widely-held belief that depictions of nude women with exaggerated sexual features represented an early fertility fetish, perhaps a mother goddess.
THICK AND CHUNKY MILF FETISHES GO AS FAR BACK AS THE NINETEENTH CENTURY.
Robert Nguyen
Blind visitors are told it's a statue of a double dick futa
Kayden Ramirez
The Three Graces
>Aglaea "Splendor"
>Euphrosyne "Good Cheer"
>Thalia "Festivity"
Are among the most popular and varied subjects of Greek/Roman/European sculpture
Christian Butler
Enemas are fun and that's clearly a novelty pissing fountain
Ian Cook
Really puts the current neopuritan shift in the Western mindset into perspective doesn't it?
If Man has celebrated, sculpted and worshipped beauty and eroticism for so long, why should he stop now? Why should art and free expression be censored now?
Nicholas Roberts
Why was it common for male statues to have dicks, but female crotches are featureless? At least chisel a line.
Jaxson Bennett
Owen Morales
>Yea Forums laughs at tile fucker years ago
>now lust after statues
Hypocrites, the lot of you
Jose Robinson
Lincoln Martin
Reminds me the story behind this statue, where they had to change it because of how he was "sublime" only for it to be replaced by an even hotter one
wikipedia.org
Easton Hill
Nathaniel Stewart
Maybe they used to but the detail wore off over time as people kept rubbing the crotches?
Matthew Cox