Why yes, i've never played a super smash bros game. How could you tell?

>Why yes, i've never played a super smash bros game. How could you tell?

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>How could you tell
The attention to personal hygiene

>sniff sniff
>sure smell good in here, I'll introduce you to my sister anytime little creature !

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Because you're a rat?

>inb4 redditors spouting that's actually poison and it tries to rub it off
proven false already, if you're so retarded, you can't see it from that webm

Based

>HURRR SMASH NOT SHOWER HAHA, ME LIKE MOVIE ABOUT TRANNIES, BASED SNOY

thank you for pointing out the joke I was afraid it wasn't obvious enough

the bing bing wahoo port machine is not gonna play itself user, go back

PERTAKE IN INtercourse

Take a shower

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Basado el ratto

You retard that's actually poison the rat is trying to rub off.

Buy soap.

lol, found the redditor

This makes another thing rats do better than Indians.

inb4 the petautists saying how much in pain this rat is

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el rato genio

faggot I just came from GOML for tekken, there were a shitload of smash players and more than one reeked of dry piss

Buy and use a bidet.

These are interesting webms i've never seen before, so i guess they are from reddit, right?

What animal is this and where do I get one?
This is so adorable.

Yeah, sure

>>>/reddit/
Fuck off.

whoops didn't read the thumbnail
>The pacarana (Dinomys branickii) is a rare and slow-moving hystricognath rodent indigenous to South America.
>indigenous to South America
well shit

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Here's another pic. I think they're cute.
It's a Pacarana which is a kind of South American Rat and they're actually quite large: they can weigh as much as 33lbs and can be 2.5ft long (not counting the tail, also as op's pic shows they're capable of standing upright and doing a bit of a 'Garfield' walk).

It's pet/dog shampoo. The rat probably doesn't like the smell, but he isn't in any pain.

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someone give them a tiny toothbrush with tiny toothpaste

This LITERALLY IS reddit
That webm was posted there and quickly spread to other social media and now the Pacarana is the newest meme animal of the month.
Fuck off.

You seem to know alot about reddit. How about go suck a dick nigga.

It went viral in January 2018, I just looked it up
Must have passed us by

Jose Regan in the back there

Name one original thing Yea Forums has done this year that isn't pepe/wojak edits

first they learn how to baathe
then they learn how to clothe
next, they will wield weapons
do not be fooled humanbros

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I swear whenever I think I have seen all of them I see a new one pop up, how many pics of this guy are there

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Film me drop kicking it and seeing it flop on the ground.

It'll be hard to drop kick something that's dead.

>Why yes, I do play as a female character in videogames with character creation. How could you tell?

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Shit like this is how you end up with cryptid sightings.

it's a gay art project, they will always make more

Is he pissing himself after receiving a wedgie?

no mames guey

What's wrong with it's right paw? Looks like its missing.

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Now I feel sad.

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Peruanos