Did your sister play video games with you when you were a kid?

so literally rent free?

Precisely.

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She’s fucking hot.

You just know

I have a sister from another dad out there somewhere, that I havent seen she was a baby and I was like 8 or something. My brother went out to met her, then he showed me pics, and she's a fat slob. Like tumblr landwhale tier. Thus, I've declined invitations to meet up with her. If she was hot, I wouldve done it already. Just saiying.....
Also, no, she doesnt play vidya. Brother told me.

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I have an older sister and she's everything I've ever hated about roasties.

Is she cute, future brother-in-law?

Imagine this was your 15 year old daughter

And she looks like a young version of your wife. How would you not want to empty your load inside her?

Yeah. I miss her.

That kid has his priorities straight.

Fine, she can be bitchy but she's a chill closeted fujo weeb and fun to hang out with. Wish we were a bit closer but I'm much too autistic.

depends. i have an older cousin, 4 years older, that used to live in the same household so it was basically like having an older sister around. i also have an actual younger sister, 4 years younger, and id say having an older sister is a much better experience. as far as video games go i think its better than having a brother, although i can quite why. you can always get that experience by playing with a friend.
when it isn't about videogames though its kinda dull.

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I'm th eldest one, so no I didn't get to experience this, but I did make my little sisters play games

No, and she only dates ultrachads.

I don’t have a daughter so I can’t say, but the thought isn’t repulsive in the slightest I’ll say that.

My sister milked my cock daily for about a year.
Didn't matter if I wanted it or not, she would force multiple orgasms out of me, regardless of how sensitive I was

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I'm sorry former brother-in-law, we can still be friends.

Go find screencaps for reddit somewhere else weirdo

Sorry, I only befriend ultrachads.

Dude how did you eat and drink?

Same here.

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You either have one who hates you because you have the audacity to take some of the attention from your parents, or she's projecting maternal instincts on you. Mine put out her cigs on me.

No woman is worth 20 years in prison, not even your hot daughterfu.

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Zoinks

its less about the woman
its more about making yourself feel really, really
REALLY good

My sister is ridiculously good at vidya. I can't beat her at racing and puzzle games, and she wipes the floor with me at Smash. We've been playing co-op vidya together our whole lives, were adults now but I still meet up with her every month or so to game.

He's a natural

Yes. Not a lot of Multi-player though, mostly shed just watch me play, but we played Beyond good and Evil together, which is actually still our favorite game of all time, we played Jak and Daxter and she mostly played the Sims

>Tfw 2X now and got my shit sorted out
>Fit in college have an ok job
>Little sister's friend come over alot
>There's this one girl in particular who is short and has humongous tiddies
>She fucking always teasing me by tightening her shirt or hugging me from behind
>Get so fucking hard I start precumming because it's so fucking how and wrong.
>Sister tells me she likes me
>Tell her to tell her friend to stop doing that because it's wrong
>Her friend ignores her and keeps teasing me
>One day I get pissed and just grab her and push her to the side and tell her it's not funny
>She stops

Good God.

yes

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>tfw your sister used to dress you up in her clothes and put make up on you

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Inagine one of those girls from school you cant wait to not see anymore but she lives at home.

Yep, Warcraft 3 and Snowboard Kids.

> wrong

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>because it's wrong
why are you such a fucking faggot

The other way around. She played games with her big brother when she was a kid.

user could've slayed, instead he gayed

do u guys think max's sister plays vidyeo gums?

youtube.com/watch?v=KjLpVUnUTGU&t=37s

>white people

h-haha yeah i would do that too...

she's fucking 15 you idiots. Imagine a 4 foot 2 fat tittied teen teasing you and it's literally driving you insane because you might just lose it and rip off her shirt. It had to stop. Don't mess with jailbait. I even have photos.

>sneakers inside, on the fucking BED
>obnoxious large fucking fans in every fucking room
>the young females don't even look good
fucking americans

That's honestly my fetish. Just imagine, you raise your daughter until sexual maturity and she looks just like your wife. You spoil her and treat her well to assure she loves you. She comes to you one day to talk to you about how she wants to try sex, but only with a man she trusts. She wants her first time to be with you. She looks just like your wife, but much younger (and she has all of the good traits from you). You start off slowly and listen to her gasps, and reminisce about how it reminds you of when you taught her to swim. She looks you in the eyes and tells you she loves you. As you keep going, she gets more into it, moving her hips in time with yours. She begins to claw at your back and wrap her legs around your waist. You finally unleash your load into her fertile womb. As you lie there, hot and panting from sex, she turns to you and says you're the best dad ever.
God I have to go masturbate now

>white
>people
choose one

I have a younger sister. It's alright. She suddenly got into Kpop like some basic weirdo, but there's really not much to tell. We sometimes play Guild Wars 2 because she still keeps up with it and doesn't like the games I play.

>15 years old
good idea
shes prolly already gone through 10,000 miles of dick

gas yourself idiot

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>not waiting it out and getting some great action in a few years
You made a mistake.

>15
so what? you're acting like shes 12 or something

Fuck you're right, she's a hag

She still comes over but just tells me hello and occasionally squeezes her tits for me. But yeah don't mess with that.

*hits pipe*

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Yes me and my older sister played tonnes of digimon rumble arena.

Having a sibling fetish is weird btw. Definatly something for people who don't have siblings.

>Mine put out her cigs on me
did you kick her ass

Good taste, user. That's one of my biggest fetishes also. Having a special bond with a daughter-wife.
Thankfully I'll probably never marry and have kids so it'll never happen.

>2,000 hours in CK2

I dunno man, wouldn't mommyfags thus cease to exist?

> I even have photos.

well go on then

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>inbreeding
>most prominent among muslims and Jews
>somehow blames American farmers for it
Totally not a psyops my Goyim

>Clearly brown skin
>white people

i hate it when minorities cant recognize their own.

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I recall playing some megaman, tank 1994, mario with her when I was really young, but she kinda stopped after that.

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Yes.
Super Mario All Stars and Donkey Kong Country 3. Metal gear solid later on and, before she moved out, kingdom hearts

I tried, but she was much stronger than me because I used to be a fuccboi and she did kickboxing and shit. I still have a burn mark in my neck. I can take her now but I just kind of feel bad for her since she's a bipolar wreck and I make 4 times what she does and actually have my shit together.

Isn't the point of mommy fags that they aren't you actual mum, they're just ladies that have a mature look and act?

and now you're gay?

Yeah, but I do mean literal ones

mommyfags surely had neglectful moms anyway, it's more or less the same

>I even have photos
post em' on Yea Forums and link the thread

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yes. the fetish is okay when observed like you described. anyone that has the hots for their actual mother is mentally off.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

mommyfags don't want to fuck their own mothers, they want to fuck older, mature women that act like a mother.

>I even have photos.

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I think she played Legend of Zelda, the first one, a lot.

>Incest only challenge.

oh I'm imagining alright.

She clearly wanted you to dick her down user. She could've done it herself but she didn't want the rape charge

>Yeah
So they wouldn't cease to exsist

Having sex with your actual mum is pretty grose, her cunt literally shat you out ones.

only a fool thinks anyone else here takes greentext as fact and not as jerk off fuel. go back to rebbit.

>(TRY NOT TO CUM)

I got no memory of my older sister.
We supposedly "met" while I was still a toddler so maybe?

unpixelate her face please.

Technically your peepee literally did go in her vagina already

The beast is gonna be fucking unleashed once he hits puberty.

>it's real
holy shit do you have others

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166964581&p=1351675381&viewfull=1#post1351675381
Can't fool Yandex, user.

I did it for him.

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t. retard the believes every greentext he sees.

>>
What the fuck, women?

Tfw you have a long lost sister from your father’s pervious marriage. Gaming with my older bro was pretty chill though

>multiple images on yandex
Nice try faggot

Those are definitely not healthy for her spine.

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AHow the fuck did you find the pic DELETE THIS OR IM FUCKED IF SHE FINDS OUT

Here's your video bro:
youtube.com/watch?v=H9w5U1rSd88

can you fucking read, nigger? go back to special ed.

I was gonna say you won't fool anyone by removing your post but these retards can't even reverse image search so archive dead post fetching is probably out of their league too.

My sister used to watch me play Final Fantasy 7 back in the day. She liked the summons and magic, so I indulged her. She liked playing the N64 Zeldas.

We never had sex.

Uh oh user larping as a fit college chad being hugged by 15 year old girls just got completely shattered, what will his response be?

I've got an older and younger sister. Both are pretty nice. My older sister was the one who got me my first console and game and my younger sis likes showing me new shows and watches the marvel movies with me

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youre a real pal sir.
if i were you I would almost certainly fuck her. she probably wouldn't be opposed if you broached the subject and took things nice and easy.
she is drop dead gorgeous.

No, not today

BTFO

She's 15 you idiots.

mom is gon freak

t. mad because i know he was one of the retards that believes in every greentext
must suck having 48 chromosomes

Nottu clicking dis shittu againu

She needs a fucking breast reduction.

>Barely 15

HELLOOOOOOOOO BACKPAIN

and...?
do you think 15 year olds can't consent?

Yes. She actually got me into point and clicks when I was a kid with Nancy drew that we rented in the library. We loved solving mysteries together for quite a while until I got into middle school. Then she became cold hearted and her downward spiral started, became a fat slob, had baby with crack Head in high school, cut contact with my mom cause my mom had enough of her shit. I only talk to her on rare occasions.

I miss the old times, idk what happened but she changed hard.

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