Another week

Based as fucv

God I went to the barber the other day and in the reflection realized I look so much like that pepe. I let myself go. How do I let myself ungo?

I dont want to live or do anything i just want to sit in my room and rot.

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>tfw like to stay up late on weekends
>having my last beer and a dart on the stoop at like 5am
>but the suns almost all the way up and people are jogging and shit now
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

Lose weight, eat well, exercise, manage stress better and get some good sleep.
especially sleep

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Who else /neet/?

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mom i said it again

it's 1:40 AM and I have to be up at 7 AM so one of those is fucked already

>tfw work from home and build gundam models all day instead of working
hate my job and life desu

Technically me. I quit my job last month to go back to school, but haven't actually enrolled. Every day I cook, go to the gym, play vidya, visit friends, read, practice guitar, and it's just been nice. Maybe I can do this forever? ...probably not.

It's not a thing you do once and be done with it, you need some consistency.
Prepare better for tomorrow.

How you holding up, Yea Forums?

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Thanks I will try. What should I stop eating immediately?

Soda

Depends, how fat are we talking about here?

I don't drink much soda but I have a borderline alcoholism problem. Every weekend I get a liter of something, some liquor and usually down it Friday and Saturday which causes me to eat bad food at the same time.

265 @ 5'9

Not good, I'm still a fucking loser and afraid of trying to change myself

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Stop drinking immediately. Trust me bro.

Why are you afraid of change if your current state is so terrible?

If you really want something hardcore you can try fasting with steady state cardio, A friend of mine lost 75 lb in 2 months. I must warn you to only pay attention to his weight loss methods.
youtu.be/GMk5-32vbUI

fpbp

if I knew that i probably woudln't be in this situation

>trying to get better
>work towards something
>it all falls apart
>give up
>rinse and repeat

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Then figure it out silly, write down everything that makes you unhappy.
Ever seen that episode of Seinfeld where George does the opposite of what he usually does and his life turns out much better? Try doing that.

Because it could always get worse. Imagine knowing that while having such a terrible outlook.

I work dishwasher in a sushi restaurant so my week begins tuesday.
on the plus side I've lost 25 pounds in two months and have been toning up.

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Feeling pretty bad. Tomorrow is going to suck, for 100%.

Be NEET:
>experience crippling depression
Get a life:
>miss the freedom of NEEThood

I just can't win, lads.

I turn 30 in a few months....

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>Go to sleep at 8:30 PM every night
>wake up at 5 AM every morning
>no job so nothing to do
>no gf
>friends I never see because they're working
>can't afford any of my hobbies (karate) so just sit at home playing same five video games
>only productive thing to do during the week is homework for online classes I hate and which are so easy I can finish the work in an hour for both classes

I've sent off maybe a dozen applications in the last two days and I'm very hopeful that I'll have a job sometime in the next week so I can get the fuck out of the house.

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Can it really get worse? I mean if you eat well, exercise, learn a trade, and all that would you really end up worse off in 6 months? Unlikely, you are just telling yourself it will get worse instead of improving.
Trust me I went through all this shit for like 6 years straight, and then decided to just not be depressed and work on myself and my life is much better.
t. Alcoholic and ex-250 lbs

zoom zoom

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I'll give this a shot.Thanks user

I spent 28-29 getting fired and hitting rock bottom but I think next week I'm getting an interview for a hopeful change in my life.
Gonna be interviewing for a programming apprenticeship that pays 38k/yr which is more than I've made in my 8 years and 3 certs of I.T.
I turn 30 in January and I'm gonna turn it around

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Hey Yea Forums, I wanted to share something that inspired me today.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZvKCpn4vnl4

This kid. He's a reminder that somewhere, someone out there has gotten dealt a worse hand than you. what's incredible isn't his misfortune, but how he's taken ownership of his pain and persists in spite of it. This is a kid whose fingers web up from his hands healing, and yet he streams video games. He can't play as well as normal people, so he's had to figure out how to use foot pedals to manipulate the game in ways that he couldn't otherwise.

Take ownership of your pain, Yea Forums. Don't let it stop you.

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Fuck, I don't want to go to work

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>made bank because long hours working Avengers late
>about to be off all week since we slowed down
>gonna be a beautiful week
Can't wait to fire up the grill bros

You can do it user, I believe in you. The next ten years are going to be the best years of your life.

I'm a NEET piece of shit with an enabling family, but I think I have the potential to live a wholly mediocre life if I try. I could turn things around in a couple of months most likely or maybe I'm underestimating the harshness of the world and I'll fail miserably. My problem is I just never try because nobody in my life is forcing me to anymore and if I can put my sense of shame aside I'm living a pretty okay life right now.

I've learned to drive well enough in the last year, I could probably go get my license immediately but I'm dragging my feet because I know it's time to get a job and I'm out of excuses after that. I'm so socially clueless I'm not sure I can do interviews and my entire life being an employment gap means getting an interview at all is going to be very hard. I do my best to help out around the house and they make it known they appreciate it, but I know there's no way to make up for being a leech.

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I fucked up by procrastinating something again.

What hurts me the most is that I'm letting my parents down, sorry for failing you mom and pop.

same, but at least you aren't a high school drop out like me I hope

I work at the manufacturing plant of a high tech company and I think the shipping department is basically always looking for more people. I'm pretty sure if you're capable of posting dumb shit on Yea Forums and have two arms and legs you could find a company that needs people in shipping.

Been drinking and skipping gym for the past 2 weeks. I already feel the fat coming back around the belly and I'm pretty sure if I stop drinking beer I'm going to get withdrawals.

At least I'm having fun playing OoT on a CRT I saved from the street couple of days ago.

I'm feeling like there's a slow, but sure degradation of hope inside of me. At one point I had dreams and aspirations, but now as I get older they're fading away. College is too expensive, learning a new language too hard, finding the motivation to do what I used to love fleeting. All I have is my shit, dead end job and my tiny room with my parents. I'm turning 24 this year, and I feel like I have no future. I'm scared bros, I'm scared of the man I've become. A man with no hope or dreams who's destined to die a failure. What the fuck am I supposed to do?

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This one hit my feels

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Just be glad you didn't fall for the college meme.
>12k debt
>Failed Calc 1 this semester
>intermittent nihilism keeps fucking up my plan

I have no answer, all I can tell you is do something, anything. I'm you, but 7 years on further doing the same thing.

It sounds cliché but start lifting. Life is much easier and tolerable when you look good. Sure you'll get mogged and feel insecure at the gym but in everyday life it's a game changer.

>working shitty job for the last 3 months after being a neet for years
>no longer depressed
>confident when talking to people
>girls at work giggle and smile with me when I talk to them
>one girl trying to find an excuse to talk to me

feels good to be a lowly wageslave, I feel like if I decide to quit my job without finding another, it'll force me back into the never ending cycle of neethood again

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Today i told my mother that I wished she never had me and a bunch of mean edgy thing just get her to leave me alone so I can continue to rot my self alive, pretty normal stuff.

Living the neet life.
All this week gonna be playing fallout 76 from dawn to dusk staring into the beautiful scenery and wilderness of West Virginia. feelsgoodman

The first step is always the hardest

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My plan is too work hard for two years and buy a nice 100k house in a little midwest town. Already spend all my time on the internet or on videogames so might as well do it as a self sufficient neet.

I can hope to make 70k with my job if i put in the hours so that would leave 100 for the house outright and 40 to live off until I decide what I want to do next. If I got a roommate I could stretch it even longer

I am. All of my childhood friends were forced upon me by their parents so I never learned how to actually make friends myself and they all moved away in the first year of middle school. I toughed it out thinking high school might be better, it really wasn't, people were now actively "bullying" me instead of just ignoring me. Cried to my parents that I can't do this anymore, they agreed to talk to the counseler, he suggested online courses and of course I jumped on it. It's incredibly easy to just not do the work from that point on, but I kept on top of it for the first 2 years.

Then I went through a very depressive period and just slowly failed out of everything. They put you on "academic probation" which really means they're just going to harass you/your guardians more often via email, then if you continue to ignore them they eventually drop you from the class. No truancy officer or anything of the sort ever showed up, the emails eventually stopped, I considered myself a dropout. Went on to get a GED once I turned 18 and have done fuck all since. My parents enabled my awful behavior, but I don't blame them at all. My younger brother is turning out fine, graduating next month. We're all on very good terms these days, but I know deep down how disappointed they must be and I want to make it up to them one day by becoming self-sufficient.

Bros I think I hate people. I'm so tired of the song and dance of pretending to be interested in what my coworkers are talking about be it their wife, kid or the latest episode of game of thrones, of suck my bosses dick in hopes of securing a promotion when a position maybe opens up three years from now. I'm tired of bullshitting my resume and filling it with meaningless accomplishments worded fancy just to compete with everyone else in rat race. When does it all end?

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Looks like a motel room.

>When does it all end?
When you finally grow some balls and start doing what you want to do in life

Don't forget
>draw porn

I don't want to do anything.

Join the military

Anyone who says this should die.

What's your excuse fattie?

You just have to decide on what you want and pursue it. Since sliced bread, all life is is keeping yourself busy.

Fucking exhausted.
>work Saturday - wednesday
>4 am to 1230pm, physical work
>work with highly ‘urban’ coworkers
>folks went on vacation, so I’m stuck fending for myself and the dog
>also training for firefighter physical exam, which is hard as shit
I’m fucking spent, mentally and physically
God, I wish I could go NEET.

I just can't keep to a diet and lose weight.

>tfw brain damage so I have a hard time learning and talking
>tfw no job
>tfw tiny penis

IT WILL LITERALLY NEVER GET BETTER

Why the fuck is the first post in threads always the best post

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My stomach is completely full yet all I can think about is pizza and tacos. What the fuck is wrong with me

You're probably bored, I got the same issue.

dilate, tranny
don't forget to flush out the puss from your open wound this time

Legendary

>100k house

Where I live shitty little dingy houses can run you 800k.

this is my friday night. I'm off Mondays Tuesdays and Thursdays

>Online friend who is grill always flirts with me and engages in contacting me first
>try to engage first with her at times and she always ignores me

Also found out she has a boyfriend.

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You can turn it around bros. I'm 33 now. At 30 I was a total fucking loser on benefits. I made a youtube channel where I tried learning how to cook and now it does decently well. I might only have 350k subs but I get about 4k a month from ads so it's not so bad. Also I am about to get married but I'm still miserable so it's kind of shit. I get a sense of satisfaction I guess out of making both my fiance and random people who watch my videos happy.
Just have to find the one thing to make you feel good.

>dropped out of uni 3 years ago
>want to go back but I'm 26 now and feel like I wouldn't belong anymore

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I'm sorry you went through that user, but nothing of value was lost.

>only 4k from ads
Why haven't you invested in the patreon jew? I'm sure with that many subscribers you could double or triple your monthly earnings from donations.

Same here, san francisco. Meanwhile in indiana
zillow.com/homedetails/784-Woods-Rd-Richmond-IN-47374/112019341_zpid/

>tfw my wife took me back today
>going to the doctor to talk about stomach knot surgery to help lose some weight on Wednesday
>spammed racist stuff in chat on wow and got my account perm banned so i am finally free of that, on friday
its looking up boys, now i just need to break the Yea Forums habbit and i think ill be gold

I went back to college in my 30s after getting a degree that was practically worthless. You'll fit in a lot more than I did.

don't forget, you're here forever

>girl joins server
>everyone calls her a cunt, bitch, etc as a joking way
>I usually just talked to her more normally
>decide to do the same
>she gets offended for whatever reason and says I went too far.
>get kicked out of discord group

Reminded of this
youtube.com/watch?v=6P871I3zcro

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Just take it one step at a time, friend.

How can one man be this based?

My dream is a modest house in a particular location that my family used to vacation at when I was younger, close to the water but not actually beachfront property. Sadly even that would run me about 200k minimum for what I have in mind and it's a pretty competitive market so bids would likely go a fair bit higher. It's such a nice little community though that I can't help but to keep dreaming, if I ever come into money it's at the top of my list.

Social dynamics. You established yourself as beneath her when you didn't stick to the norm of calling her a bitch. When you tried to later on she took that as your attempt to be above her and she successfully turned the group on you, you must not have had a high opinion from anyone there.

Honestly I'd love a house in a san diego beach town, thats where my childhood vacations where. But its also way out of my budget so bumfuck nowhere it is.

>>everyone calls her a cunt, bitch, etc as a joking way

Why does every gaming online community do this shit? it's really fucking annoying and not because it's offensive.

What degree you got user?
Did it paid off?

play monster hunter it's been helping me a little bit.

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Not him but something similar happened to me but I joined later to a guild and people seemed already established calling the girls in the group bitches and assholes. I never did because I didn't know if I had the approval to.

It's the same fucking shit. Thrust me on this.

sounds pretty kino

>you must not have had a high opinion from anyone there

Even though we talked to eachoter fine, it did always seem like that. I knew people would purposefully ignore me and stuff and it just got worse when she ended up joining.

Not good.
I think I'm gonna give up dating again.
Anyone I want to actually be around either ignores me or ghosts me for someone better.
Met one person who was super into me but she has BPD and a huge slew of other problems along with being a furry smut artist. I couldn't do it even if she was a big tiddy goth girl.

I think I'm just done trying to find contentment with the opposite sex. Just gonna focus on vidya from now on.

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I keep making the mistake of trying to get with Tinder girls after they've just come out of a relationship, the last two have said they're not ready yet. I know there wasnt any relationships to begin with but getting to know someone all over again sucks

Unfortuantely it happens. I've found that even the nerdy groups you think would be the least concerned with hierarchy are just as obsessed as frat houses. People are just monkeys afterall.

>get sudden motivation to play a game
>get bored not even an hour in
>stop playing
>repeat next week with another game

Here we Bo fellow Nobos another week of meaningless sex in the missionary position

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>33 and neet
>life is video games and working out
>good neetbux
>happy to not be a vagecuck, still love games
Am I the only one here who made it? Seems like everyone is either depressed or too busy to play

>3 years ago
>develop this constant feeling like I forgot to wipe my ass when I sit down
>even if it's completely clean, I still feel this way
>also tons of constipation
>I still have this today
>It's almost always there in some form
Fuck sakes, I'm normal weight and young too

I can't be a NEET. The loneliness drives me insane.

She doesn‘t love me, and I love her too much to stop talking to her. It‘s humiliating.

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you probably just have a hemorroid from being constipated, fix you diet and it should clear up

If you've had some sort of persistent issue for 3 years why haven't you seen a doctor yet?

fucking excellent!

University final exam today and then it's over! I'm free

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But I've never heard of them lasting this long. There's no pain involved, so I don't think it would be internal. Plus, I've fixed my diet for a week or two eating healthy and it didn't work. Even then, my diet isn't that bad normally - I just hardly eat at all because I only have the ability to shit like once in five days.
I did. They told me to take a daily laxative (I think it was called miralax), but it only worked one time, and the other days it just upset my stomach. Now all laxatives do is upset my stomach. I went to the ER once thinking something was horribly wrong, but they just said "mild constipation; eat more fiber". I did, yet the problem remained. No fucking clue what to do.

The deepest hemorroids are painless because they effect the intestine lining where there are no nerves. No fucking clue if that's your problem, but don't discount it just because you don't feel any pain. Also, try other doctors. A chronic condition lasting 3 years is a big deal and there are plenty of absolutely shitty doctors like any other profession.

>no friends since grade school
>haven't even spoken to a woman in probably 7 years
>25 khv
>shitty job

How over is it bros? I can't even quit because I know I am too autistic to ever get another job, can't bear the thought of job hunting and being interviewed. My current job fell in my lap.

At least I have some decent savings.

Do you sit for long hours?

Guess I'll see a gastroenterologist when I actually have insurance then because I doubt a regular doctor would have a clue. Even the one I saw supposedly specialized in diet problems for years, yet her suggestion didn't work. I mean, I tried all those homemade laxative concoctions intended to blow out everything in your stomach, yet it just made me feel tense and sick, and nothing came out. Who knows what the fuck is wrong with me?
Yeah. The problem still remained when I was a cashier though doing 8 hour standing workdays.

Have you tried those pillows that have a hole in the middle?

No idea what you're talking about

Almost same boat, a girl I knew for a month forced herself on me on my 25th birthday and at that point I said fuck it because being a 25 khv sounds terrible.

It was a mistake. Don't do it.

Perhaps use your savings to take a vacation to reflect on what you truly want out of life and start planning from there? I dont know bro, I'm hardly a port of call for good advice as I too have no friends, shit job ect; I decided to work on my resume and cover letters. Honestly the more balsy you are the more employers will be attracted to you. I

Donut pillows, When I took care of elderly people, we had to use them to prevent bedsores and hemorrhoids.

NEET reporting from home, in my underwear eating a banana. Gonna go kayaking today, and then play WC3 in the evening. Mmmmm, comfortable.

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This.

Can the fat anons of this thread pls show me their belly?

Pls

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More like the biggest crossover of the century between Microsoft and Sony. Welcome, brother.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9R4MtYRk6bA

Maybe, if you think it would help. It most likely has to do with my shits, which are incredibly hard for some reason. I have a pretty normal diet and I drink plenty of water, so the only thing I can picture that might be fucking with it is that I drink coffee every day. I mean, I suppose I could also just go all in and buy tons of prune juice and fibrous foods, but I don't feel like that would work. It's just bizarre, I've never heard of someone having a problem like this. I wonder if it's bacteria or something.

I hope you choke on your banana and your corpse will only be discovered a few months from now, bloated and rotting, by some passers by because of the unbelievable stench :)

So I'm guessing you have already tried this since it has been 3 damn years, but you have just tried eating a healthy diet, right? Like, set aside a full month of eating lots of veggies and meat and avoiding processed foods and white flour? At least try forcing yourself to eat a bagged salad a day at the very minimum.

Shit I'm in the exact same boat except I'm not socially retarded.

Get that pillow, and try to work out, mainly so you can drink more water.

Ima add on to this guy’s thing and tell you to probably drink a gallon or so of water a day for a month or two just to make sure you are properly hydrated as well.

I did a similar thing recently where I did that and quit sugar simultaneously, and made it two weeks before stopping, but I can't remember if it fixed this issue. I'd just much rather it be a fiber thing or something else I lack than to have to quit sugar and coffee, since I really like those things.
Are you sure about the pillow? I sleep on my side anyways.

holy fuck how can i be so based

Another week you could be closer to a nicer future, user. You can do this.

i just wish i wasn't born an ugly fuck with shit tier genetics in a country i despise ...

holy mother of based user

>retail/service jobs are given to young people because they're cheaper
>packaging/warehouse jobs are given to older people because govt incentives

>nogames you like this year as far as the eye can see

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It doesn't hurt to try, you can get them for under $10 on a re-sale store(ross/tjmaxx) or walmart. I wouldn't buy one online, they tend to be overpriced.

Right, I will. For some reason I forget that there's things I have yet to try for this, so I'll give it a shot and see what happens. Thanks user.

I'm you but without a job and money

thank you for sharing this, fren

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What's in it for me?

I dunno.

...is it a cute belly though?

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Hang in there, friends.

We're all gonna make it.

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