Me and my healer when they mess up

me and my healer when they mess up

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me as the healer

SOAKED TO THE BONE!

Me as the dominant black bull

Yes please.

me as the drool

thats not black, looks latino

>Healer messed up
So you come back from death just to choke the little bitch? Impressive.

>using the white version

based

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based

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can I watch?

I usually fuck my healer until they're a quivering mess, OP.

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God I want to be addicted to BBC.

Cuck.

>Having a fuckup for a healer
Get better healers.

fs

saved because higher res
how can white thumbnails compete?

>he's not already
step it up anonymous
thanks~

>'they'
Scared of calling him a him, faggot?

Are you guys stupid? Manly guys always always have darker skin, even whites and asian. You never seen a big buff middle aged man?

Healers get to choose the perfect group for them because they're one of the most sought after roles. Meanwhile DPS sells their ass to any tank or healer that will bring them along, just giving it up to anyone like a filthy whore. If theres anyone that's a slut it's the DPS.

You are lonely, not because you lack friends, but because you are unhappy with yourself.
You are unhappy with yourself because you are useless and pathetic, and you haven't achieved any of your goals in life.
Even if you had friends, you'd still be sad, because friends won't fix what's wrong with you.
You try to escape into your fantasies, but you imagine yourself as a weak anxious screwup. Even in your own fantasies, you're still a failure.
You are going to kill yourself one day. The sooner you do it, the less of a burden you'll be on the people around you.

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I main DPS in FFXIV... And I am a slut, so...

>projection

Ow can you punish someone who gets off on physical abuse? solitary confinement with sensory deprivement

the absolute state of racebaiting lanklets that weigh 105 pounds

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I feel like if I walked into a room of you virgins I would be that Chad of the room. And that makes me very very angry.

I weigh 166 lbs though...

Me and your healer, shortly before I kill you

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Wow, I bet you look MANLY AS FUCK. Isn't that a shame!

how mad are you?

have angry sex with me

actually i weigh 110lbs and i'm not a lanklet

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Actually I'm pretty successful in my fantasies, but irl I'm an insecure cowardly mess

i weigh about 130!

And you rely on overwatch porn because you're ugly and pathetic

Thank bro for lifting up my confidence today

nice tat

How the fuck can a man weigh below 150?

Daily reminder

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I'm not much of a man... I usually wear skirts and dresses when I'm home alone

6 foot 2 300 pounds here

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God I should get that tattoo...

Same
Yes please
Based

Just posting some wholesome video game healing characters user

by being 5'6 and not eating food

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Honestly don't know how to feel about the fact that some people fetishize me because my dick's a different color.

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post ribs!

Believe me, nobody is fantasizing about black guys who watch anime and use punctuation

>all these gay bottoms that worship black men
thanks for reinforcing that stereotype

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>be white as fuck
>dick is dark as hell
A nurse once told me why when I was younger , but I forgot what it was called

5'11" tall, eat a lot, still hover around 140 at all times, I think it's because I walk at least an hour a day and I don't eat horribly sugary garbage constantly.

Why are people obsessed with blacked shit?

You'd have to be autistic to act the way you do on Yea Forums in real life.

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all gay bottoms burn coal

just fuck my bucci pls i need black cock

yeah no one is autistic here haha

>110
>not being atleast up at 180
Woman spotted

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Doubt. Blacks are ugly.

>A nurse once told me why when I was younger
Was it during Penis Inspection Day?

I wish, thanks for the compliment though.

its 100% true
"traps" always have some sort of BBC fetish

They all deserve to be shot.

Cucking is a disgusting fetish

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that's why faggots love it so much

doing this to someone male or female is unironically my biggest fantasy. I want them to go limp in my hands.

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No more like I nearly broke my back and was in the hospital getting a full body inspection, and she pointed it out to me.

asl?

You were at the hospital for your back and a nurse randomly comments on your dick? Sounds like she wants it.

>tfw no california anons to meet so i can provide them with relief

what relief?

This post should surprise nobody

Oh please, I'm in fucking North Dakota you'll have an easy time.

But if they screwed up you'd be dead

Healer here
If you start getting angry at me like some 80IQ ape I am going to stop healing you.

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>calicucks are basedboy fags

Wow no surprise here

Well, some anons are physically frustrated, they deserve to feel better, and if I can help them... who am I to deny them that?
Of course not, it's a degenerate thread!
You'd think! And yet... But I wish you luck, user.
There's so much stuff in our water, user. The frogs...

i punched my brother in the mouth once when i died while we were running deadmines

S-source?

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IF YOU WERE A SLUT WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING US

I'm the tank, the party will kick your ass out so fast when I say so because I'm the fucking tank actually doing my job of juggling hate. All you need to do is fucking heal

>cant invite this user over and then shoot him

you literally can

I'm a 26 year old guy who lives in Seattle, user.

Nah. You are completely useless and I can tank the isntance for you. Hell I can even heal when the hate is separated between me and the 2 dps.

t. done that before.

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Reminder people that anime stutter and act like sluts on Yea Forums have never interacted with another human being in a sexual manner irl.

My healer and I*

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H-How do you want me to help...?

>bear
>barely any hair
Trash but I'm still taking him

>p-please... g-guys kick the h-healer, I don't l-like him..
>fuck off, we aren't kicking the healer
>P-PLEASE
every time lmao

Reminder no one will ever want to fuck you. subs are disgusting.

ONLY REASON I AM ON THIS BOARD IS LACK OF SEX

Have sex

me and my healer when they mess up

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ME AS THE HEALER PLEASE

>bear mode = fat and hairy
stop with this meme

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t. sexless stuttering teenage virgin

Because I am short

>when he stranglefucks her until they both orgasm in front of everyone else
>that ending when MC is turned into a sexslave that's forced to repeatedly impregnate a priestess until the end of time for reasons

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Kill yourself

Well what would you like me to do with you then?

Me and the healer when they do a good job

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You can't do anything for anyone, because you dont know the first thing about pleasuring another person you scrawny virgin.

Source?

>tfw sucked a lot of dicks
I'm actually confident, but I'm not the user you're replying to.

me when the tank messes up.

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your healer chokes you when they mess up?

Any good porn games for android?

This is nothing to be proud of or admit to. You suck dick because that's the only interaction anyone actually wants to have with you.

me and my fist when I see a tranny

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I used to be 140 but I'm 160 now.

this is the most gayest thread i have ever seen, fuck you.

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Pfft, I wish. I had some shit happen to me when I was too young that messed me up to the point where I -wish- more guys were that forward.

>not sucking dick

>find thread only after I'm already done
Well screw me I guess.

But also for some reason I can't see that arm as belonging to anybody other than fucking Heihachi

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Jokes aside, outside of Yea Forums and Overwatch where everyone is a deviant bottom, healers are generally tops.

>tfw skinnyfat
feels bad atleast i've got alright arms...

>DPSing with bro
>I'm melee and bro is ranged
>Tank is an absolute jackass
>Healer keeps messing up because of their retarded fetish
>Tank literally turns around to flirt with healer
>Tank is then obliterated by boss because he still has aggro
>Healer is devoured by adds while still going on with their owo tier bullshit
I JUST WANT MY LOOT

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>faggot wishes the dudes he cruises for were more like his childhood molester
I don't know what to say, get help.