How can one woman be so perfect?
How can one woman be so perfect?
Julian Robinson
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Luke Evans
I love Reisen!
Aaron Phillips
I fapped to this two days ago. Felt good. Will fap again to it later tonight.
pornhub.com
Enjoy.
Lucas Sanchez
>dead thread
well you tried OP
Logan Wood
>two days ago
Are you me?
Xavier Green
How can one woman be so perfect? How can she be perfect in terms of the beauty of her body? How can she be everything they would want her to be? What is it that makes her so different from them? What are some of the things that made her unique? Why do we look to her to teach us how to be perfect? Why do we strive to emulate her? How can we learn to be perfect when we are so sure we don't? To answer these questions, I wanted to use two questions I've heard many times before: how can you be perfect? and why does it matter? When I ask questions about these, it does more than set me off. Using these answers opens me up to more questions and helps me learn to be perfect. These aren't necessarily questions I can answer alone. These questions open me to questions I couldn't ask myself. The deeper question I am asking these questions is, is perfection possible for one person to be so flawless
Andrew Johnson
That depends. Did you find it because some degenerate posted an animation of samus getting penetraded by 2 dick aliens?
Ryder Long
Mason Brown
Nah, someone posted her dancing but covered up
Hunter Murphy
You mean this?
Lincoln Williams
Or was it this one?
Nicholas Fisher
nothing sexually arousing about dancing women
never really understood this appeal
Ayden Jackson
Maybe you just need to see a dance that appeals to you
Sebastian Phillips
Damn. More?
Isaac Edwards
maybe if it was rotoscoped so the animation didnt feel stiff sure, but i can respect your taste in women
Connor Cooper
SFM is soulless as fuck.
Nathaniel Watson
How about women working out?
Jonathan Fisher
So is porn but unlike porn real humans aren't degraded and their souls destroyed to make it.
Hunter Jackson
i wanna be that metroid
Zachary Mitchell
Gavin Walker
Asher Ross
Thats not even SFM
Nathaniel Ward
shes not real but women like these are
Jayden Jones
I think he meant aesthetically soulless.
Loops are nearly always too smooth and mechanical.
Sebastian Cooper
How about this metroid?
Justin Price
sauce
Joshua Ward
stop making me hard
Jackson Morgan
MORE
Dylan Russell
Yes, these
Luke Evans
And real sex is goofy and awkward if you are not directly participating. People snort and sweat and fart. They make stupid faces and say stupid things.
Parker Morales
Jesus CHRIST!
Lucas Anderson
i love this artist
for his trap art ofcourse
Grayson Rogers
You mean more luck Metroid?
Adam Perry
Aaron Torres
>real women
Top kek bra
Jordan Gutierrez
Who knows? Mipha is perfect though
Brayden Ward
Lincoln Sanchez
Nigger, that argument goes out the door when striptease, foreplay, and exhibitionism is weird looking too.
Zachary Collins
Many doujins exists... Only one is a legend.
Owen Ramirez
SOURCE!!!
Nicholas Reyes
Imagine...
Kevin Collins
Checking if """samus thread""" is actually about samus
>yes
Good. Keep it that way.
Dylan Brooks
I dont think he drew any traps afaik
Asher Moore
>Real woman
>fake tits.
Zachary Diaz
Too bad it sucks.
Angel Garcia
>mole on face
fucking dropped
Jordan Martin
Pornhub
Joseph Perez
Dude you're going to give me a cardiac arrest.
Keep posting
Xavier Anderson
Yes? Soul isn't about artificial polish and smoothness or realistic imperfections.
Jayden Bell
>Vy yes, I am heah für ze job interview. Now vhat do you need hunted?
Nicholas Sanders
This is a Samus thread user. Stop asking the impossible
Jace Scott
Holy shit who's this
Daniel Bell
Some hoe
Wyatt Campbell
If you're about to do what I think you're about to do then this shit'll 404 faster than My Little Pony.
James Campbell
Don't you dare die user!!!
Thomas Jackson
who is this sperm wyvern
Blake Thomas
YEEEEAAAH BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYY
Connor Perry
I wish I was that seat
Gavin White
I don't think that rhymes?
Juan Collins
oh no...
Kayden Bailey
I really like her face on this model
Bentley Rivera
More ass
Tyler King
spyvern wyvern
Parker Ross
welp too late
Xavier Hill
German women and their accents are NOT sexy, stop this.
Eli Reed
Adrian Johnson
not samus
Jeremiah Rivera
Looks a bit too masculine for my tastes.
Kayden King
Sperm Wyrm
Eli Allen
Brody Barnes
Sarah?
Angel Thompson
Exposed foot detected.
Josiah Brooks
Hunter Thomas
Dad?
Matthew Rivera
Mason Thomas
I've never wanted to become training equipment but now I do.
Owen Brooks
>tfw trigger discipline
Brayden Sanders
Dave?
Easton Brooks
Jack Morales
I like it!
Matthew Nguyen
>So much ass focus, faggot artist can't draw anuses to save his life
into the trash it goes
Carson Turner
To be fair, if you're gonna do brap focus, Samus is a decent candidate because she does have a high tier brapper.
Christian Cook
Doesn't matter just as soulless.
Luke Perez
>Vhat akksent?
Nathaniel Nelson
Joshua Howard
Region26, I presume?
Jacob Green
Easton Edwards
>More ass
ok
Dominic Roberts
Jayden Rodriguez
Just the face user?
Jose White
Nice
Wyatt Edwards
Far too skinny.
Caleb Wright
Hey, Sybb, long time no see.
Joseph Watson
Gabriel Torres
I don't wanna fap again. Stopppp
Parker Lopez
Cooper Myers
I would like more of the good Smaus, please
Tyler Smith
Me underneath
Henry Brooks
>don't want to fap
>Samus thread
user fapping is... inevitable
Levi James
Not enough sweat.
Mason Turner
keep going, im close
Joseph Rogers
>Just the face user?
No, but there's plenty of sexy bodies out there. The style of the face stood out to me.
Liam Turner
>How can one woman be so perfect?
Other M says otherwise
Dominic Nguyen
should i replay prime 1 on my crt via component or my monitor via wii u?
Isaac Rivera
Define good Samus user.
Hudson Cruz
ffffuck my dick is hard
Zachary Wright
Oliver Reyes
How about now?
Oliver Price
Welp, time to shoot.
Lucas Walker
A personal favorite
Benjamin King
post tits
Xavier Brooks
Sure
Jason Rivera
If someone could get 54-56 on loop I would be your best friend forever.
Brody Phillips
Futa version superior
Luke Jenkins
Parker Robinson
The one with 90's hair and muscle.
Tyler Ramirez
I need more Samus booty in here for my dick
Robert Smith
Wait for hd trilogy
Gabriel Howard
...
Evan Ross
You mean this one?
Hunter Johnson
Perfect
Dylan Nguyen
Samuel Cruz
this is what peak performance looks like
Brody Stewart
Other M isn't canon
Jace Gomez
Disgusting
Luis Russell
saved
Jayden Powell
nice try loser. If Other M isnt canon just because people hate it, then neither is Metroid Prime Hunters.
Joseph Ortiz
I agree user
Connor Wood
Any reason why the zeero suit would highlight her sacred passage?
Jonathan Bell
Carter Price
Other M is not canon because it conflicts with established lore
Liam Hall
Thats just how it works user
David Allen
>posting this AGAIN
Stop posting it. I've told you DOZENS of times that they were trying to get the cold invulnerability out of the first form metroids. The fact that later forms are immune to ice doesn't magically mean Other M contradicts the federation trying to make base metroids immune to ice.
Do you enjoy posting things that are wrong on purpose?
Jayden Mitchell
Michael Kelly
Here you go
Jaxson Nguyen
>tfw you like a character so much not even fatfags can ruin her for you
This must be what those old faithful waifufags feel.
Andrew Lewis
jiggly butt
Parker Moore
Samus has nothing on Snake
Elijah Price
I blame smash for what's happened to Metroid. The BDSM whip, the suggestive voice, the dumb glowing heels, the extra glossy sheen on the suit ripped straight from porn fanart.
Now we have a bunch of lazy esluts walking around in cheap morphsuits for attention from a series they don't give a damn about.
Ian Cruz
Camden Roberts
>sarah bryant
Jose Richardson
Cooper Ramirez
who
Levi Ward
Because she's white
Christopher Brooks
Charles Wood
Ethan Harris
Lucas Price
>Because she's white
Is that really the only reason?
Brody Wright
Nathaniel Hernandez
Blake James
Hunter Diaz
>GeneralButch
inb4 BLACKED
Lincoln Bailey
>STOP POSTING THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT NEGATES MY SHITPOSTING
no
Luke Cook
Elijah Adams
>X is Y
>actually it is Z
>YOU ARE SHITPOSTING
nice non argument faggot. Next you'll say the earth is flat.
Benjamin Sanchez
Colton Brooks
Austin Gomez
Why are you using fan art when she's hot as hell in the actual games?
Bentley Robinson
Xavier Sullivan
"SAMUS IS SO SEXY!! WOW WHAT ABOUT A ZERO, ZERO SUIT SAMUS!! LIKE NAKED HUHUH!! WHY DID THEY NERF HER BOOBS IN ULTIMATE!!"
Jace Cox
What did he mean by this?
Julian Russell
Why do your write a comment directly opposite of what people in your webm would say?
Jacob Gonzalez
This confuses the gay
James Collins
She is isn't she?
Jack Walker
Jace Green
honk honk
James Phillips
>What the jannies are doing instead of their job
Ayden Price
by not being real
Michael Bell
Carter Collins
Julian Hernandez
Asher Wilson
Ugly DoA chick that people use for samus when her official models are x100 better
Adam Young
Gavin Sullivan
Easton Taylor
Thomas Jenkins
As if her actual in-game ass wasn't fat enough already
Dylan Morales
It wasn't.
Hudson Kelly
It was. This shot is unedited.
William Rodriguez
Matthew Martin
Arhoangels' stuff is pretty damn good
Jordan Moore
Thong?
Hudson Baker
Ryan Powell
Would've been hot if it were just people
Jonathan Gray
So it's this kind of thread, huh
Cooper Garcia
Damn, she's a lot fitter than in Wii U
Zachary Baker
She is
Luis Harris
I love you samusposters
Daniel Evans
Still fucking hot
William Bennett
>Those fucking thighs
Logan Bell
Hmm? What's fitter about her in Ultimate?
Josiah Garcia
I'm not saying it wasn't fat. I'm saying it wasn't fat enough.
Nolan Sanders
I wish her model in SSBU had the same Chest size as her render or even bettern her canon size like in Samus Returns
Literally perfect.
Logan Davis
Jose Bell
You're just wrong nigga
Jayden Martinez
The left can't meme
Jordan Wilson
Bentley Wood
Care to elaborate?
Hunter Taylor
They nailed her in Samus Returns
Owen Wilson
Well, it doesn't look good when it becomes too fat. It shouldn't be "too" anything. It should be just right.
Nicholas Bell
>Sonyshitposters are gay
Who would have guessed
Thomas Ward
YAAAS QUEEN SLAAAY
Thomas Wilson
"Just right" is subjective. For me, this is "just right".
Gabriel Hall
That looks utterly unnatural. To be honest, her ass in Wii U is already too fat for her frame.
Evan Edwards
That's a mod.
Charles Bell
Wyatt Turner
I mean, you joke, but given how monotone and dull she was in Other M I can see Brie playing that Samus.
Austin Lewis
William Morris
When did Samus's ass peak?
Nathan Peterson
>the Samus' ass isn't this fat canonically
It hurts bros
Brody Morris
Say it with me Yea Forums
>___ __ ________ __________
Jackson Lewis
I dunno about "unnatural", fat lower body on a thinner upper frame's not impossible. Granted, probably not with tits like this but still.
Adam Hughes
>How can one woman be so perfect?
Cuz she has a remodeled shithole
Levi Long
Stop looking at porn. Real women don't have proportions that skewed
Xavier Harris
Fusion
John Clark
Most don't for sure. It's not "impossible", though.
Asher Ward
>Like Samus
>See Samus thread
>Expecting it to devolve into gay porn and lonely faggots typefucking
>Actually still a Samus thread
I am pleased.
Hunter James
They should.
Kevin Young
Samus is fucking hot
Josiah Thompson
The droopy one? Why?
Carson Miller
I'm glad you are happy user
Parker Kelly
where are the discord sluts, please post tags
Mason Rivera
Make your choice!
Luis Butler
She's genetically engineered to be perfect.
Parker Johnson
So Samus is a miracle of medicine?
John Kelly
I really like the Zero Mission orange suit. Probably just for the change of pace.
Aiden Carter
Medfags wish they were geneticists, no.
Daniel James
Nathaniel Wright
Ryan Cox
Mason Green
That's the stuff.
Jason Nelson
Hunter Jones
Justin Bailey Samus is hot
Bentley Richardson
Far right.
Xavier Baker
John Perez
God I love how she looks here with the gloves on
Austin Martin
Thomas Smith
Colton Fisher
Bailey but it reminds me that we still don't have that as a costume option in Smash yet.
Hudson Rodriguez
Perfect rape bait for the Predator.
Jack Evans
Hudson Ross
>ywn be carried by Samus
Justin Cox
Its a tragedy
Noah Hernandez
More choices
Carter Garcia
Adrian Mitchell
>perfect
Right down to the feather pubes
Benjamin Reyes
>ywn be a savage alien that overpowers Samus and uses her as the broodmother for your spawn
Oliver Young
Jordan Sullivan
Number 2 is speaking sweet loving things to my dick
Gabriel Taylor
I read some weird snuff Predator fanfic about that. Shit was weird.
Juan Lewis
Luis Moore
>Number 2 is speaking sweet loving things to my dick
All of them are doing that to my dick
Andrew Rogers
Oliver Ramirez
Two more choices!
Joshua Wilson
That's what Samus does
I think I gotta start showing her a little appreciation...
Charles Howard
Samus can be cute too
Oliver Perry
Joshua Richardson
Blake Stewart
Michael Richardson
Lucas Butler
Matthew Sullivan
Please keep it coming, Miss Aran is so good
Austin Rodriguez
Aaron Hernandez
The best.
Hunter Johnson
>the fucking ball flaps
Joseph Gomez
What game is Samus playing?
Jaxson Flores
Blake Turner
Aiden Morris
Christopher Long
he is probably that one faggot who rages when ever people say zero suit samus is sexy accusing them of liking other M and ruining the series
Bentley Anderson
Carson Brown
We have a word for him.
Charles Garcia
Jason Gutierrez
Isaac Ross
Eli Sullivan
David Perry
How horny does Samus get between missions?
Julian Garcia
Caleb Reyes
William Turner
Jeremiah Baker
tell me the word
Dylan Sanchez
She needs a cold shower every time.
Anthony Green
Upgrade your Samus.
Grayson Phillips
6'3" without her armor.
Chase Sullivan
William Gomez
Tell me more
Does she ever feel seductive when she gets back and sees strapping young federation soldiers?
Zachary Collins
Aiden Hughes
She would be the perfect mother.
Anthony Sanchez
Gabriel Scott
Jack Johnson
see
Justin Brown
Dominic Perry
Asher Green
Joshua Lewis
Robert Wilson
Aiden Anderson
Brandon Martin
Sammy is cute!
David Jenkins
Elijah Richardson
Not as cute as the artist reaction when he found out we were talking about him
Liam Collins
Ethan Bell
Some of the porn people make of her do not serve her any justice at all
She needs better porn, dude.
Jack Butler
We need to go old school up in this bitch
Jayden Hughes
Blake Collins
I want to marry and impregnate Samus and kiss her beauty mark.
Adrian Johnson
Dominic Thomas
Brody Perry
I'm still wondering how the fuck this never took off in all the porn.
It's still one of my greatest fap thoughts.
Kayden Brown
Nicholas Edwards
She attracts vanilla guys, and that ain't it.
Liam Lopez
I love my perfect wife more than anything
Logan Martinez
B A S E D
Xavier Miller
came here to post this
sad there's only 1 reference to it
fucking normie zoomers
Jayden Jackson
Do you think Samus likes a man who pulls her ponytail?
Asher Ortiz
Josiah Nguyen
You mean like this?
Hudson King
Yes, or when fucking her from behind.
Jonathan King
Ponytails are literally made for pulling.
Asher James
Samus is literally made for post-marriage procreation sex.
David Barnes
David Jones
On that I think every truly heterosexual male can agree on.
Jaxson Clark
I truly love her.
Leo Rivera
They ruined her. They fucking ruined her. I want to die.
David Williams
What do you think her butthole tastes like?
Ayden Thomas
Sugary cookies and ice cream
Wyatt Morales
>Smash 4 ZSS has tons of screens of her in lewd, flattering poses
>Smash Ultimate ZSS has literally nothing
I guess in the end no one really did give a fuck about Ultimate ZSS aside from Essjaydubyas
Gavin Butler
I care about my perfect wife no matter what.
Eli Morris
by not having spine if you go from the lewd artwork appreantlyy
based sakurai
Owen Peterson
My favourite poster in all of Yea Forums, truly a holdout of Yea Forums heritage in a sea of newfags and reddit
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Even when she's flat chested and thus couldn't possibly raise your children well?
Carter Ross
I love her for her.
Connor Watson
TRIO TRIO TRIO
Zachary Long
I guess.
Angel Lopez
based butchabros
Isaac Roberts
That was mostly due to Miiverse, the 3.0 community stuff really should've came packaged at launch for Ultimate. If it had, despite her downgrade, there would still be plenty of pictures.
Easton Richardson
saucenao
Connor Rivera
How is it that the Ultimate model is somehow worse than the Smash 4 model? Just look at her face and how it looks like a graphical downgrade.
Angel Turner
@ every samus pic in this thread
*suckle* *suckle*
Leo Collins
Reminds me of that siblings newgrounds cartoon
David Ramirez
Got a name?
Grayson Anderson
recommend me good samus lewds
no rape or gangbangs allowed
Jackson Morales
Ian Clark
just look up newgrounds siblings rap
Jason Smith
It's not really Samus. That's Sara Bryant.
Luke King
Blake Hernandez
Carter Edwards
Aaron Thomas
made for breeding
John Ortiz
can you guys stop with the anime bullshit for a bit and find source on this now?
Brody Stewart
And thats a good thing!
Thomas Bailey
Josiah King
Thomas Baker
Yet somehow you missed the best one
Landon Torres
I want to make her a mother!
Asher Hernandez
Can I say how much I love nipple, or more specifically areola mounds? They gt me diamonds even though they would look like shit on a RL girl (like everything else)
Jack Lopez
I've never actually seen real nipple mounds that weren't on a girl with still developmenting breasts. Boys get them for a bit during puberty as well.
Michael Turner
We love you too Reisen Poster!
James Roberts
see this shit? I love this shit
Camden Perez
Brandon Russell
Nigga, you gay.
Angel Cook
There is something wrong with that camel toe.
Michael Hall
n-no more please I can't hold out
Alexander Anderson
Angel Torres
Jaxon Brooks
I need to breed the bounty hunter
Brandon Perry
I like how there's a doujin where some guy fucks and breeds an amnesiac Samus, only it's not Samus, but X Samus.
Zachary Wood
I don't like how despite being a sex symbol for literal decades, my wife Samus has no good doujins and most of her SFM stuff isn't even her and is a Virtua Fighter character dressed like her.
Oliver Hughes
That's good if you want to preserve your image of Samus as a woman who isn't a porn star. It's always just Sara Bryant filling in for her.
William Myers
Samus is my pure wife, yes. That doesn't change that usually high-caliber women like her have quality porn to match. Her and Lara Croft have literally nothing, they're the outliers and I have no idea why.
Bentley Lopez
Excuse me but nu Lara Croft has shitloads of porn. Lots of gang bang, rapes and of course the infamous HORSE video. Also some surprisingly sweet and lovely vanilla.
Angel Miller
Monster shit and shit involving little boys is garbage.
Literally nothing means no GOOD porn.
James Gray
I never mentioned little boys, nor have I seen any Lara videos that feature /ss/. But check out her The Whiteout video. It's what I was thinking of when I mentioned her best vanilla video.
Josiah Edwards
>samus fan who doesn't like monster shit
Ouch. My condolences
David Cooper
Whenever I see a Samus video that features a human I'm just like, "What's the point?". Samus is made for aliens.
Colton Garcia
Samus is made for a human husband.
Kayden Howard
>not made for duck hunt dog
Christopher Jenkins
Cute
Hudson Sanchez
Daniel Ramirez
Why is she upset?
Daniel Torres
>Yea Forums archive doesn't have posts from '13
>cropping and reverse searching didn't produce results
>scouring through a good few hundred Samus images didn't help
Where the FUCK is the full image of that Samus in the bottom middle?
Tyler Rodriguez
>Samus will never remodel your shithole
why live
Hudson Roberts
It's futa.
Tyler Adams
Only on of them that isn't a fucking square.
Isaac Ortiz
Need it even more then.
Benjamin King
>rampage through planet covered in armor
>suddenly stripped down to complete vulnerability, alone, and surrounded by ravenous aliens
She was probably soaking wet during this part.
Matthew Hill
You shouldn't have a hard time finding it on the boorus now that you know it's samus, zero suit, futa.
Nolan Garcia
Not everyone gets horny at the thought of submission and surrender.
Luke Powell
I get horny at the thought of Samus.
Tyler Gonzalez
You know what Samus truly needs?
Cosplay.
Cosplay with latex zero suit. Those are so rare it hurts.
Andromeda Latex does custom latex zero suits but they cost fortune however.
James James
no
the zero suit is shit
bikini samus is needed
Christian Miller
Julian Evans
>221 x 416 resolution
>she has a hyper schlong instead of a normal cock
Well, that was a disappointment and a half.
Juan Ward
It's more about the thought of being in extreme danger.
Wyatt Baker
butt stuff with Samus!
Andrew Gomez
her balls look huge
Ayden Fisher
>favorite artist draws favorite character
>it's just generic zero suit pinup #2529475
so this is what the moneky's paw feels like
Samuel Baker
Context?
Parker Morales
How can skintight bodysuit be shit?
Jack Carter
This