Best girl in the Paper Mario series will never be relevant again

>best girl in the Paper Mario series will never be relevant again

Why even live?

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>girl

>girl

>Girl

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Yah but she’s not though

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>girl

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>best girl in the Paper Mario series
He most certainly is.

>best girl in the Paper Mario series
>not even a girl

>best girl in the game
>it's not even a girl

what did japs mean by this

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>girl
That aside, Miyamoto went full sperg and hates Mario games actually having stories that matter so we're gonna get nothing but generic Mario enemies and paper jokes until he dies.

At least there's always porn

Baited ;^)

>Baited
>implying i don't love girls with dicks

i'm straight, but i'd fuck the shit out of a trap

>i'm straight, but i'd fuck the shit out of a trap
That's called bi, user.

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i like traps because they look like women

straight

But you are still attracted to them even when you know they have a penis. In fact, you probably like them a bit more because of it.
Bi.

the penis is just a minor detail, i'd also like them with a vagina

straight

THICC

But you still like them with a penis.
Bi. Even if you are only slightly into feminine men, you are still bi as you are both attracted to men and women.

i'm not into feminine men though, traps are literally a female shell with a dick

straight

>the penis is just a minor detail, i'd also like them with a vagina
literally the definition of bisexual

If she identifies as a girl then she IS a girl

fuck you

If you say so, but being attracted to said being is still bisexual.

not really, bisexuals like the male form and the female form

i only like the female form and i'd fuck a female with a dick just like i'd fuck a female with vaginal atresia

I'm an American and I played the American TTYD so Vivian is a girl, dammit

she is a girl in all versions, cis or trans

The dick is part of a male form, no matter how you put it. You are bisexual. Just slightly so, but even the tiniest bit of bisexuality is still bisexuality.