How do I get my daughter into videogames?

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>Already in high school
>Not into vidya

Congrats on the basic bitch, enjoy your niglet grandchildren.

Just let her do her own thing as long as it isn't alcoholism or drugs or being a huge whore.

Should try to get her invested in sports or clubs, not something useless like vidya

>Put on Final Fantasy
>Casually play and get real into it
>"Daddy whats that??"
>*chuckles* Oh, this?

also try to be sneaky about it, don't just fucking tag her and let her see it, rookie mistake, I caught myself doing this twice before i learned how to be a magician... or was it gambler... whatever fuck you

i wanna fuck this wojak

>Just let her do her own thing as long as it isn't alcoholism or drugs or being a huge whore.
The latter is a direct result of the former

mine just developed an interest in watching me play. now she's twelve and plays games on her own.

I didn't force it but I'm happy as shit she enjoys gaming with me

That's feelina, newfag.

I let mine play dragon quest 4 when she was 7 and loved it. Experiment with different genres until you find the one she likes.
You could always raise her to be a tetris grandmaster if you are one as well.

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>ctrl + f sims
>phrase not found

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>sharing things you enjoy with family is wrong
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>Not playing games with your daughter when she was a child

Literally even if you only played a bit she would have enjoyed and kept playing because it would have reminded her of playing with her dad. And all women have daddy issues, even the ones that don't have daddy issues.

Is it okey to cuddle with daughter or is that weird?

Animal crossing

entice her with ppp

No, we sleep in the same bed, it's normal

You don't.

See: >Just let her do her own thing as long as it isn't alcoholism or drugs or being a huge whore.

*hits the pipe*

what is happening to western women with all this daddy shit? I fuck east asians and there isn't a "daddy" equivalent from what I've gathered.

Into videogames? Just make a game starring her.

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Buy her makeup kits and costumes instead of videogames. Turn her interests into being a bimbo and not a unhygienic neet.

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Daddy did not love them enough or loved them too much.

Fuck her

>fuck east asians
Gross

Do they have more nipple hair than you

>father actually paid attention to them instead of going out every night
Y-you too!

Epidemic of single moms.

lol boomer

You wouldn't know unless you had a daddy in your life.

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>have 4 yr old white blonde blue eyed daughter
>likes Paw Patrol, Team Umizoomi, Loud House
>occasionally plays Nick Jr flash games, ABCYa.com
>plays Overcooked! and A Short Hike on PC, likes the base building on Starcraft 2 but doesn't like fighting "bad guys"
>watches other people playing shitty kids flash games on Youtube Kids

I'm trying hard, bros. I hate the last line though.

God I fucking hate wojak and all of its variants. I wish it'd just end already

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What does having a daddy to do with the lack of a father? Are you retarded, boomer?

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pfffffffftttttahahahahaha

As a guy it turns me on
If my gf calls me daddy I come in seconds

more like molest fee haha

What kind of father wants the risk of his daughter falling for a NEET nerd whose only power is to complain about games? Father daughter time can be over whatever normie anime she likes.

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Most find it weird like you. The ones that dont should be avoided or pumped and dumped

>giving a 4 year old access to electronics

you already fucked up. you should've just given her a dvd player and a collection of disney movies and cheerleader movies and have her choose from those.

Oh no, imagine your daughter staying a virgin, how horrible

Which sims mods lets you fuck your daughteru 3 or 4?

>fucks east asians
>never been called 'oppa'

Sure you do, buddy.

This came from South America and expanded like a disease, it's fucking creepy

Girls obssesed with this daddy shit usually lack a father figure in their lives, learn how to comprehend, retard.

loli daughteru*

Low effort psyops to both cause as much pain to as many people as possible. It can be co-opted onto anything, and will be claimed by the posters (and sometimes not) that it was intended to infuriate multiple groups of people. It's the perfect bio weapon.

So you want to be taken advantage of financially and emotionally like she did to her own father. Get help

RAPE

I aim to shitpost toggeder with my future daughter in Yea Forums if this shit is still alive

My sister got into video games voluntarily just because she wanted to spend time with me. Just start them when they're young or its hopeless.

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I hopes she gets raped by blacks, I want to watch

Have a 10 year old sis here whom I live with, how do I stop her from playing the most basic shit and recording herself in terrible poses in that one app all the time?
...and yes, I do have fantasies about her but I'd kill anyone, including myself, that dares to touch her in a way she doesn't like.

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You fuck east nothing you virgin. lmao.

guys i found out my wife is pregnat, how do i brain program my daughter (or son) to lust for my dick when it grows old?

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Yep, pretty much.

>he thinks a daddy and a father are the same things and therefore must be related

L M A O

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I hope she gets gang raped by 14' inch dick blacks. Fuck I'm horny

Fatherhood is the ultimate form of masculinity

If I saw any of my relatives posting wojaks I'd nail them in the balls and or cunt.

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> that dares to touch her in a way she doesn't like.
But all girls enjoy being raped

You must be legimately retard, or just trying really hard to strawman my posts.

BONK

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It's not hopeless but if your kids don't want to spend any time with you then it's all for nothing.

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based cool face poster

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Do it, or I'll hire some blacks to do it for me

Open a Twitch account and tell her she can make a lot of money streaming.

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They are,that's why they say daddy,they could say literally any other word but they choose that one

>wojak posters

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Get her a drawing tablet so she doesn't waste her youth watching shit including but not limited to, Game Theory, Pewdiepie, Undertale, Yan-Dairy Simulator, MLP, and My Hero Macaronia.

what is with you niggers with that faggot frog and the wojaks
these are fucking cringe

read again what you just said

if I were to recommend a particular game...

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*hits pipe*

Are you 12?

>Yes, 'daddy' can mean 'father,' but we also use the word to indicate when someone is the boss, in charge, a protector, or doing a good job. That's usually the meaning women are going for in the bedroom. It's a bit of a '70s porn cliche. I've never run across a woman who called her partner 'daddy' because she genuinely liked fantasizing that he was her father.

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*thinks logically*

Too late for that user

Seriously, fuck you guys, I don't even know what I was expecting.
That's a solid advice, actually. Thank you.
Any tablets you would recommend for someone like her?

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That's very patriarchal from you. Yikes.

>but if your kids don't want to spend time with you
Literally not possible. Kids will always want to spend time with their family. You just gotta get them hooked when they're young. My dad got me an N64 when I was 2, and by 4 I was spending most of my free time playing games.

I did the same thing to my little sister.

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The LEGO series, or a video game that's about a series she likes.

Have sex

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Reminder that all women want to fuck their fathers,either consciously or subconsciously

My little sister is 13 now, and she doesn't even use her phone for anything besides texting family and friends. She's too busy playing video games, watching anime, or drawing.

An easy way to make sure she doesn't become a thot is to get her addicted to anime. It's pussy repellent, even for girls, so that all the thots stay away from her and don't infect her.

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Yikes and cringepilled
No sweaty, it comes from women's "daddy issues" they want to fuck their fathers

t. r*dditor who grew up with "meme faces" when he was in middle school in 2011 and doesn't like Pepe and Wojak because they never caught on in normie land.

Anime is mainstream as fuck, she would get bullied at school if she didn't watch it and you can be 100% sure that she's already sexting chads. Relatives always believe you're behaving and being a good girl, but behind closed doors it's different.

>she would get bullied at school if she didn't watch it
I do not believe you

>Anime is anything other than pussy repellent
Never ever

>she doesn't even use her phone for anything besides texting family and friends
right
she's probably already sent a photo of her puffy little nips to chad bro

>Just started highschool
Are you ready to meet her black boyfriend Jamal and his best friend Tyrone in a few months? I mean they're already fucking each other behind your back but you should know who impregnated your daughter soon

any daddies ITT?

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My gf is a teacher (she's still a weaboo alas) and her class of 14-16 year olds all talk about anime, with the exception of one girl who got ostracized.

We actually watched Madoka together one episode at a time, actually, and she loved it. But I haven't been able to get her to watch Rebellion yet.
What other shows would you recommend?
That's pretty rude, I want to believe in user's sister.

>Sex at conventions is fantasy they said
Then why is she going commando?

nepotism

She doesn't even have a male friend in the same grade as her I know because her friends bully her for it and she doesn't have puffy nipples

Wacom Intuos is the most well rounded tablet when it comes to price (~$50) and number of skilled artists who still use it; screen tablets are a meme. Clip Studio Paint regularly has discounts to be at ~$15.
She'll probably want to draw for trashy shows such as SAO and Umaru but I'm sure she'll mature her tastes if you find show her the right YouTubers.

>He doesn't know about Cody
youtube.com/watch?v=FKDlyjce-UM

Good choice

This, install a nes emulator and give her ppp when she finishes one of the games

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>and yes, I do have fantasies about her but I'd kill anyone, including myself, that dares to touch her in a way she doesn't like
You are mentally deranged aren't you?
Well you attach pics of anime girls to all your posts and post like a faggot. Let me guess, you are a castrated weebtrash incel who is so far gone that he fantasizes about his own little sister and even needs to post it here.
Not sure if I should genuinly feel sorry for you or fear for your sister, or both

you done goofed son

if she likes cute creatures, buy her Drawn to Life for the DS. it has a really good story and great characters, too.

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have sex