ITT: irl bosses
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God I fucking hate him so much. Acting like a fucking child and then getting praised for it on here. The absolute state of Yea Forums.
>boss fight is unbeatable
>you'll never plunder my JAV collection libtard
Who is he?
COPE
>Fire, Lightning, Dark/Holy
What does the last guy use
>Boss summons adds
This is some Zerg shit
>people were scared of this
user that's literally a carrier
Time to fap again. Shame about trannies only being hot for like 1 year though, ""she"" looks awful now.
Based Chad
>we demand to be taken seriously
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
just look at them, theyre looking hilarious!
how can you take a man like this seri
>Tutti Fruity
>Cookies n Cream
>Lil' Shock
>Big Sizzle
>all the necromancers are also bards/dancers
The fuck I can't deal with all these buffed undead this is bullshit
shew wants to turn you into her little chastised slave and make you take WHITE trap cock for her amusement and pleasure
user are u ok
the madman
A-user?
youtube.com
Everyone from this video
>septum piercing
What is the appeal?
if you are dominate enough attach a leash to it b
He's a big guy
the virgin Jap vs the CHAD Mongolian
Yes let's hate someone for calling blizzard out for a mobile version of diablo. We want more micro transactions and phone games.
>tfw we're living in a corporate cyberpunk dystopia instead of a government one
fuck off shill
NOOOOOoooo why doesn't he suck corporate diiiiiick?!?!?!
sleight of hand. if you look closely, you can see him pretend to put it in his mouth, but he's still holding it.
Fire, Electric, Dark, Fairy
Poison and status
Mark Hamil's looking good.
Fuck that's the guy you gotta kill first then
Christ...
>Glass (2019)
Dilate
>sigourney weaver
Oh shit, aliens on a train.
he cute
Imagine being Tiger Woods and looking for a fuck to give about some NASCAR-loving redneck to wear a shirt with your mugshot on it when you're getting ready to head home to your multi-million dollar mansion to drink and bang escorts
Finally i can play Doom in real life!
Poles are something else, man.
May as well just draw some dicks on yourself too
>immune to burning
>enraged by burning
Pretty good cosplay, actually.
That's so fucking cool.
Also
nintendoretiresthewiiu.webm
Gen 9 Elite Four lookin' good
>I'm gonna chew you up and spit you out!
Imagine being triggered over a shirt, kek.
Delete this picture of me
Goofy?
Rooftop Run act 1
Wasn't his mental health fucked at that point? I doubt he'd want to be reminded about that shit.
I miss this guy
>white pupils
Jesus
Imagine being this wrong and stupid in general.
There's a video from shirtguy's angle and Tiger laughs when he sees the shirt. Everyone was just having fun. You need to chill the fuck out.
YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY TO DIE TRAVELER.
A weapon to surpass metalgear
SEETHING
Upgrade (2018)
I imagine the fat guy being the average pepe poster and the guy on his left the average wojak poster
Don't worry Babylegs, I'm Regular legs!
honestly the "blind" guy isn't all that surprising. You can be legally blind and still require a cane while still having very minimal sight remaining, it's not all or nothing. My uncle is legally blind and can't realistically go anywhere without his cane and he always has his phone on him and uses it.
and then he went home and downed a bottle of gin.
Is this pasta?
>boss can charm your entire party
phase 1
phase 2
t. that apologetic longhaired fatso, I'm not even sure whether he was a neckbeard a landwhale or a tranny.
Why do you fear death?
They are brazilian funk singers.
>MC Toy
>Mc bin laden
>mc pikachu
i don't know the last one
>tattoos
>party is immune
This is just beyond me. Mythological.
is that etika?
>boss has multiple forms
oi moite, got loicence for those bullets?
Ahh yes, The Raccoon.
boss is cute, CUTE
why was he so fucking mad?
couldn't they just let the dude drive to the sea and waterboard his goiter away with sea water?
>get's agillity when attacked with iodine
>Fall down
>Dead grandmas rotting corpse comes rolling accross the dirt
>12 sisters throwing their giant fat lard asses around not even noticing
>Aunts howling and chanting musical notes
>Men all away putting their dick in some other unrelated bitch
>taunt
>parry
>taunt
>this thread is up 24/7
when did Yea Forums become this boring?
The thumbnail always makes me think that the blue thing is a hologram display in front of her.
How does that help me get a girl user?
Anyway I'll delete it.
Have a boss.
Is this the chick that James Cameron gave robot arms?
wear armour that depicts your taunt
notice how the birdboy punches the moment he turns his head away.
pure cowardice
Is that what Slippy does on his days off?
isn't this from arrested development?
why don't you make Yea Forums more interesting then friendo?
at least something will change and you'll meet new people.
What's the point of doing this
sex
so goth even his skin is black
damn
thats hardcore
Attractiveness is nothing other then self confidence, which by society standards goes hand in hand with a good job and maybe good fitness.
Plus it helps you get connections which maybe have a friend who is searching another one just like you
Take my counter boss
>boss can swallow you whole
There is a market specifically created for you.
Praise the invisible hand!
>MGSV except Snake is a little girl
Thanks guys. Once I get a few more projects on my github I'll start sending out some resumes, but I don't have high hopes after failing to get one after graduating.
Have the big boss.
these niggas die in 1-2 hits though
That's gonna be a "why boner" from me, chief.
When it became majorly populated with people like you.
Me on right.
>superboss can appear at any time as a random encounter
Fucking bullshit
If they drop it the guy dies twice
usually it's the reverse except if it's the final boss
He's more like an IRL MC
holy based
That's what most cyberpunk is if it makes you feel better
I miss him
>the old man that trains you in the beginning but becomes a boss later on
the black cat curse AAHH!!
Can't get more based than this.
What the fuck. This is straight up out of a movie.
Go dilate
it's fake (for now)
>Crypt of the Necrodancer
I never asked for this
Should've taken those magicians seriously.
Not sure if trap or britgirl but would bang either way
>whaddya want, smoothskin?
cursed image
>tfw hanging out at Blizzcon when boss music suddenly starts to play
DAMN YOU WIZARDS, BRING HIM BACK!
MEAT YOUR MAKER!
who?
Unbeatable since thats a player character
That's actual cyberpunk.
ALL PILOTS BE ADVISED
DESTROY ARSENAL BIRD
Why do all of these models look like Megami Tensei characters?
Is this where they get their inspiration from?
You should have played Eve Online. The entire premise about it is that the corporations have more de facto power than the governments, as they gain sovereignty over space and much more control than the governments ever did; corporations fighting wars for resources and territories that the governments have no control over, nor could ever hope to control.
The only PC in a room full of NPC's.
despair but also an erection
>only a few have seen Midwaist, demon of law, The Unjust, Usurper of Badges, Corrupter of Paladins, and Belt Authority
>photographer was not seen again
>Decons Of The Deep in 8k
Are both his wrists in casts? wtf how have I not noticed that before?
easy yous
Unironically, yes. Honestly, the idea to fuse ancient artwork and descriptions with modern art-fashion design was absolutely fucking genius. Try recognizing this demon.
>not using Skyward Sword UI
Missed opportunity.
Is this a sex thing?
It that the final boss or the boss about 2/3rds through the game whose defeat starts the final act?
asdfasf
It's a carpal tunnel brace
Power restrainers
>he doesn't know
someone post it all
its like that protoss capital ship
>boss telegraphs his attacks
>still get hit
that IS cyberpunk, silly billy.
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from left to right: Gangrel, Tremere, Malkavian, Brujah.
>act like a child
>asking a legitimate question is now acting like a child
I wonder who could be behind this post
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Dude is a fucking dentist
>Keeping them in while having a conversation
He deserved it, wish it was real.
Yah
>the four horsemen
*blocks your path
i am legit scared.
Post the one where asian guy does the same thing to the ice cream guy ,but with money
>some shit the cartel would force people to do
>he does it for free
is he a jannie?
>shovel knight 2 e3 2019 leak
Is this the new Gantz remake?
what a swell guy but I forgot didnt he start a fight with another ice cream man or something?
Those are reflections of light you dumbass, have you never seen that in the mirror?
How can someone so full of onions feel hate?
>tfw no weeb granny
That's pretty crazy. So they have a normal none animation that the actor follows and it's clearly fucked up. But on top of that animation, they still have this kind of Kinematic body engine which prevents limbs from clipping, doing its best to interact with the physics of the world as best it can while still attempting to follow the rhubric of the animation.
Fuck, the amount of work AAA games put into things. It's fascinating, but is it really worth it?
im nervous
i can smell it in the air
>bosses can change forms
...
>boss cant die
>boss can duplicate
id watch this if it were a show
hmm...
>boss cant see you if you stay still
That is most definately Clotho's hair.
My lord.
*One Punch theme starts playing*
Last I heard they got released on bail
What's so interesting about this interview?
>it's a "two bosses at once" fight
That's just straight up Kukri from KoF
i dont know
i don't know
pure real life kino
I wasn't ready
>boss designs are localized
I dont know
Yes.
>boss is going home
The kid is a monster. Tried to act like he didn't know anything about the murder of his neighbor and pretended to be a hollow anime character like a weirdo when he was shown emotional when he was interviewed for tv. He answered with a series of "I don't knows" and "what do you mean" because he was a law student and thought he could lie his way out. He was also a shut-in gamer who said all he does is play video games and he's told "there's no video games in jail".
>he's in japan, living with his bf, as a manager on a google team
He made it bros
>Cosmo crying while some koala autist goes on about Malaria
My sides
Is he a dangerous villain being detained or a powerful commander overseeing his legion?
tl;dr
both
So this is what schizophrenia looks like...
So they've been teasing these things for decades. Why aren't they in wider use? Even with a limited range of motion it seems they would beat the shit out of a conventional non powered prosthetic, and batteries keep getting better and better.
what a cutie
why is he sad Yea Forumsros?
>You can't fire me... I AM YOUR BOSS!
achievable natty?
>would rather be at home playing vidya
>his feet hurt
>redman and mef are unable to startle him
user PLEASE RESPOND
Resistant against beastman characters and poison/dark attacks
>left leg over right leg
>Hands where i can see them
>Crawl with your chin towards me
>MAGIC SEAL: TWISTER DANCE OF A HUNDRED COPS
>FIRE!
touhou 18 stage 6 boss
step aside for the multiverse eater
>Urizen
a-user?
oh fuck my sides
THE JOB
KILLER IS DEAD
motherfukin baraka
>gmod inflator tool
I always knew thugger could make it
>SS13 wizard alliance
How are fish not considered nightmare fuel? God I wish we can nuke the dark below and keep those dark mutated freaks dead.
>blind guy is secretly the most powerful
he's not actually blind, user.
Of course, he only takes the sunglasses off in his final form
>starts as an intermediate level boss: Thugger
>becomes secret endgame boss: SEX
>YER HAIR WUZ THAIR STEVEN!!
>After all this fight, you have brought me back what i thought i had lost... My humanity
>alas, i am too far gone to deserve it.
>This is... My Final Mission.
>HHHHRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGH
Joe rogan in the back
How did she do that?
>moot tries to break into outer kevin but the door knob is electrified
(You)
The absolute madman
You only get superpowers when you're cute enough.
This is the most confusing boner I ever had.
I don't even know why I got it right now. Is something wrong with me?
>still doesn’t have a girlfriend because they are the girlfriend
How was the original guy wrong?
>Hey motherfucker
I don't know why that of all things made me laugh
>A rare chance photo of Death appearing just before a massacre.jpg
>We lost this man to the nation of islam.
A crying shame.
I tried to buy one of these for my sister but they were backordered for months
>Dost thou seeketh enlightenment, meowrtal?
who is she
>motorhead
>I wish we can nuke the dark below and keep those dark mutated freaks dead.
But user, you'll make even worse with the extra radiation given to these freaks
This guy is basically "unpopular opinions" embodied. Saying something everyone agrees with while pretending to be brave and radical. Wow, so inspirational. You know who had balls, that androgynous turd who came after to thank blizzard for banning cyberbullies well knowing that all the "badasses" would mock him or her for it.
Not that I'd ever diss a magician but lesson learned regardless.
That's only in Caldari space.
MISSLE MISSLE MISSLE MISSLE MISSLE
Leather club's two blocks down.
I managed to get mine from the Calender Club a few weeks ago, who I'm pretty sure still have some in stock as I write this.
This isn't videogames. At all.
kys fatso
>Its a megaman setup
>antagonist is an honorable rival
>The Monster
>The Warden
>The Mastermind
>The Seer
bros how the fuck do you beat the mastermind on hard mode? he throws his handicap parking placard and im fucking done for that shit didn't ricochet in normal mode
Why do I suspect this is in Haiti?
Oh yeah can tell you a lot of places are like that in europe
>Boss has instakill move
Written by Neil Gaiman
>target acquired
>assault protocol engaged
He’s the TRUE master of this gym
I want one.
I managed to get this shit out of my mind for a few months but it always returns
that's the comfiest room I've ever seen
What the fuck is that? I want one.
>MY ECCHI NO KEN IS INVINCIBLE!
>the boss was just a warm up for the real fight
Hoot Hoot is evolving!
They're called Pacaranas
You are a shitty bodyguard.
I didn't do anything
Do you even lift Stalker?
Why the fuck is it still trying to survive after that? Just give up.
clearly not lol
>You really wanna go down that road, little man?
He looks like he fights for justice.
At that point you're not even thinking anymore. Your body is just running on reflexes and adrenaline.
I admire your dedication.
Have a battle theme for your boss.
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where the fuck is barter 7? Im starvin
How the fuck do I beat them? I’m running a dex build, so I always take the one on the left out first, but I can’t deal with the rage buff the other one gets after that
Is being a huge e celebrity on Yea Forums worth never having sex
Fairy type gym leaders, man...
>By the authority of the Western Spiral Arm of Galactic Patrol Delta...
>And for the sake of the future...
>I’m stopping you here and now.
The wanked man
>be white
>kill a father
>get out on bail
chaos
art imitates reality not the reverse
>takes photos of the truck and spread the news
wheres the user that would post lengthy strats to beat these bosses?
Like always, get both their HP down at the same time. You have to finish them both in 10 seconds if you want to dodge that pesky rage buff
I just feel bad for fuckers like this, fuck those fags who say if you don't fit into traditional gender roles that you need to take hormones and have invasive surgeries.
>What a coincidence meeting you here, SNACKS!
>TIMEFREEZE!
>I know of your rogue banning spree on Yea Forums, while it's admirable I cannot let you continue!
>Kazuma Kaneko is the boss guest artist
Too fucking expensive.
at 3s in you can see him occular patdown the dude. He sensed his (weak) intent. Of other note is that the leftist waited till the guy looked away like a coward
>I don’t think you realize the significance of your actions.
>Standing against me is standing against the Order in its entirety.
>You cannot hope to force a body of people of over a thousand strong into submission...
>...Nor can you hope to overcome me.
oh no no no khaaaaaaaaa
goliath online
oh hey its maisie williams
The Grandmaster, The Friar, The Spirit, The Priest, The Vizier, The Gunslinger.
what the fuck are you talking about, blizzard baited hard with that expo, everybody expected something more than mobile trash. The baldy just called them out and he wasn't even a huge dick about it
>1 quarter of health left
>pulls out numchuck and wii remote
>slings them around like a professional
>starts ranting about literally everything from jews to twitter
another wh*teboi owned
This is art
Holy shit
Is that Cardinal Copia?
Imagine breaking and entering only to get entered and broken
They're impractical, batteries might be getting better and better but they're no where near the point of being good enough for this things to be applied to practical use.
>communist on his day off
CUTE
Who would win in a fight : Goldchain or Dark Fang ?
Fuck, now I gotta get up and get some of that delicious Folgers coffee! As they say, the best part of wakin' up is Folgers in your BRAIN and I right fellas?
How do I reach this cholo level?
middle bottom confirmed for last boss where in phase 2 he reveals his large head and the battle continues in his mind and where you see what his master plan is and why is he doing it and it turns out the motive was actually good
What does this say?
Profesor Badass’s design in the third game is much better.
The cunt awaits.
>tranny being a boss of anything
Niggas aren't even the boss of their own mental state.
Carrier has arrived.
Is anyone, dude?
Being a tranny aside, but you have to be fucking retarded to get offended when reading something on Yea Forums
Nope. Fuck no.
>the beast
>the bully
>the trigger
>the tracer
>the drifter
>the snake
She cute
underrated
MYSTERY NIGGAS
who's that gamer?
Litteraly a fighter in Yakuza Kiwami
>he doesn't know
t. virus programmer
What an absolute solid gamer.
>Ahh, you were at my side all along
Sauce?
˾KICK THEIR HEAD IN¬
now THIS is what an oppressed person looks like
take notes, black people
>the villain of part 4 is the hero of part 8
Quake 2 does this
isn't he a villain now
That's where the got the good mythical morning logo from huh
And then appears as the villain again to set up the long beleaguered support character
F
>never having sex
>had his sexual history spread all over the internet
newfags should be gassed
>biggest hero in wrestling
>came back from a career ending neck and brain damage
>golly gee lets make him a bad guy
I haven't watched in years but that's so stupid it's probably real
>I cast Helm of the Host for 4
It's most pornstars really, they have that moment where they look cute or sexy, then they turn into the same plastic monster they all do in the end.
I mean this isn't a bad look, I hope the posts aren't real. Because he could just be an old afrocentric dude and they're taking the piss at how they use similar iconography.
Third act, the first twist is "DUH CHURCH IS EVIL" the second is "They were just ruthlessly holding a greater evil at bay"
>I work for blizzard
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>Ha ha ha...
>Thank you, user. I truly appreciate your generosity. The salad... The eggs...
>But I must apologize. I lied.
>No, all of this potassium is not for me...
>It is for someone far greater.
>Did you honestly believe in that bullshit about "crafting your own universe?" Or "everyone being their own God?"
>Ha ha ha ha ha! How stupid can you humans be!?
>There is only one true ruler of this world! And his name is Lucifer!
>But don't feel too bad. The Venus Project accepts all who side with him... And you have proven to be a worthy ally...
>...Won't you stay with us, O humble servant of Lucifer?
Please go back to your bed about arms reach away and watch literally all of Arrested Development and dont come back to Yea Forums
a...user?
these are the dead carriers, they chant and dance tl revive he wno lies in the coffin. failing to stop the carriers, the living dead will rise and finish you with one single attack
>unpopular opinions
i want to give him a kiss
Giant.
youtube.com
Holy fucking shit
>taunt animation
>Do you even lift Knave?
Gabentronic 2099 aka Omnissiah
Original filename was funnier
GreekGodX when he was still dating that gook.
Blows my mind how a corrupt piece of shit like him gets not only elected, but re-elected.
the tech is pretty trash though and the aesthetics are awful
chain wins but is severely crippled by fang's venom
How do people NOT see the church as evil?