I watched my cousin play games for a month

He's 28 and isn't obsessed with games like me but he's been playing since he was a kid like most people, I stayed with him for a month and watched him play various genre's after he got back from work:

>Constantly turns to look in the opposite direction when some cool, dynamic setpiece is happening
>Skips all dialog and cutscenes
>Complains that he can't rush through the game with one weapon, refuses to adapt or strategise
>Complains when the game is too hard, complains when it's too easy, complains when change happens (new level gimmick etc.)
>Refuses to play anything older than PS3 because of non standardised controls
>If a game requires any mental effort beyond "jump here" or "mash attack" he just gives up

He's not an idiot, he makes six figures at his job and his job requires you to be at least somewhat intelligent and independent. The only excuse he can offer is "I work all day, games shouldn't be a job". I just don't understand such specific retardation, it's like he TRIES to be bad.

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Sounds like he doesn't take games too seriously and you do. Grow up

He's missing out on 90% of the enjoyment through sheer mental slothfullness

What games did he play?

If you judge someone's intelligence by how good or interested they are in one thing then you're a retard. It's not that serious

But user didn't. He just called him out for being extremely lazy. He should just tell his cousin to play phone games instead if that's what he wants.

>works a full day
>comes home
>does a leisure activity to unwind
>lazy

?

Red Dead Redemption 2
Titanfall 2
The Evil Within 2
Deus Ex Mankind Divided
Assassins Creed Oddysey
Witcher 3

Damn, all those games suck. Maybe he should get better taste

Fpbp, they're games OP, entertainment, not super serious business.

why are you posting this zoomer retard meme? are you underage? can you fuck off to reddit?

Sounds like he would love to post on Yea Forums

nice anthropological research, OP

Like most casuals game aren't really a true hobby/pastime of his. They're more of a distraction, no different from watching a movie or TV series. There's nothing wrong about how he enjoys it, chances are hes just too mentally tuckered out to think and lacks the investment to care.

Why did you watch your cousin play for a whole month?

Smart in one field dumb in the other? Something like that.

I get that it's frustrating OP, but it's evident he doesn't give a shit in the slightest about video games as a medium.
To him they exist strictly to fill downtime, and no amount of pestering can change that.

sounds like he should try mario games

>"I work all day, games shouldn't be a job"
Based and redpilled. This is why publishers make all their games as casual as possible by the way. Most people don't want to challenge themselves. Same is true in literature or movies, they watch or read the blandest shit out there. GTAV is a shit game but it's one of the most successful games of all time

>DUDE I WORK I JUST WANT TO UNWIND AND TURN MY BRAIN OFF LMAO
everybody works. if you're a retard in your free time, you're a retard at the office too.

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>"I don't use my brain at work"
Nothing to be proud of

Fucking this. If I could, I would bring some sort of strategy video game every time I met with a new doctor and see how they do before I listen to their opinion.

Let's compare OP, maybe he is retarded and it's not just that he comes home from his job and doesn't want to think too much because he's tired.

What's your job and how do you feel about playing games when you get back home from your job?

your average normalfag, nothing to see here
most of my friends cant also play games...
imagine being stuck in A Hat in Time tutorial like one of my friends

Based and redpilled

You're a retard right now, I wonder what that says of your job

>all these shitters defending the normalfag
if videogames are part of your free time and you suck at them , might as well just watch the tv or Netflix

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These games are trash. He needs help seeing what’s beyond AAA shitware.

But, user, it’s obvious what his issue is... ADD. Every single point you listed is an issue for people with ADD / ADHD.

Duh.

LMAO holy shit

"I may not be able to save someone's life but I'm really good at Crusader Kings 2"

My wife has (clinically diagnosed) ADHD and has no problem throwing herself against difficult games until she completes them. Not everyone plays games for the same reason, it's fine

I hate people like that. He is clearly not playing the right game, it's like he bought the most popular game then complains that it doesn't conform to his needs when all he wants to play is some mindless candy-crush or battle-royale game. Reminds me of all the bullshit a few weeks ago about Sekiro when clearly the game was not for them.

>I can't adapt to things I've never done before
>But by the way, listen to me about your body, even though everyone is different. I definitely won't get you killed.

Your wife watches the stories and reads dialog? If you’re saying yes, you’re a fucking liar.

>Sekiro
now that was a disappointment

That's fair, but if they keep hitting a wall because they don't adapt, what does it matter for everyone else?

Being a wage slave sucks out your energy

you're right, the difference between one person and another person is pretty much as big as the difference between treating a person and playing crusader kings
peak Yea Forums

>spongebob facebook meme
>seething over his cousin making more than him
>tries to make himself look cool by shitting on a family member to impress Yea Forums

your cousin sounds cool, you sound like a faggot OP

Glad you agree.

It matters because game companies listen to retards like this.

I can vividly imagine how much of a shitter he is at DE:MD. Rushing through that game would yield only frustration and boredom, it only shines when you take it slower and explore.

Don't listen to this faggot If you arn't a no-lifer at video games you're fucking subhuman.

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I guess he doesnt enjoy using his brain, but still wants to be challenged?
What a contradictory person.

Oh what game was this again??

>go to school for 8 years and then complete a residency of at least 3 years
>"yea, but how good are you at Total War?"

Maybe he wants to be challenged to use his brain in specific ways.

Nice reading comprehension.

You might want to tell your cousin to find another hobby.
It seems like he's not getting anything out of Vidya, and is just wasting time instead of doing something he might find more fulfilling

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i have diagnosed add and have no problem playing dialogue-heavy jrpgs.

Battle chasers

Looks like Battle chasers

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Thank you user!