I hope you went to church this morning!

I hope you went to church this morning!

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I hope you'll get fucked in your twink ass

Why would I?

I'm god I don't need to go to my own crib

I didn't!

It's 5am who the fuck has service going on right now?

I did! It burnt pretty well
Might do this next time when there are people inside

Because you're a good Christian and value your community!
You should!

Well it's too late now!

VARG NO!

But I'm not a good Christian. Wish I never joined this religion in the first place.

There's multiple services, user. Some times as late as noon!

It's already noon!

GOD IS A FAG
LETS PISS ON ANGLES
RIP OF THEIR WIGS
PISS ON THEIR FACE
BRING HEAVEN DOWN IN FLAMES
JESUS IS A SHITTY GAY
HE GAVE HIS BODY AWAY
HE GAVE IT AWAY TO
100 MEN

Wow, if you're a catholic you might have to go to a confessional, I know they're pretty big on guilt and things.

>This morning
>It's 5 AM
Who tf goes to church at 5 AM?

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>LETS PISS ON ANGLES

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>catholic
Nope!

Based actual Christian.

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But church is on Saturdays. Only Pagans go oj Sundays.

Why are tou anons awake? Maybe satan is keeping you up, you need to repent and have eternal rest.

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Shouldn't you be in the loli thread?

Organized religion is a scam and the only religious people I know who are happy and secure in their faith are the ones who read religious texts and divine their own meanings in combination with philosophy

The only reason weekly church is even a thing is because it was legally enforced to ensure peasants paid their tithes, AKA "taxes but we've tricked you into thinking it's not going straight to the local duke's whore fund"

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No. Why would I?

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Suwako is a loli nowadays.Please don't post lewd in this Christian thread!

I can't sleep and am going to stay up the entire day to hopefully fix my sleep schedule that has been screwed for over two weeks now.

no but i masterbated this morning.

How do you screw up your sleep schedule that badly?

Varg yes :)

Actually shut the fuck up u old piece of shit

Is it weird if I combine all the good parts of every religion into my personal beliefs?

Like I believe the universe itself is God, and Jesus was indeed Gods son. Hence why we are called his children. Jesus spreads the word of God so we would not destroy ourselves and witness the universes beauty. And jesus is in us all because the universal energy of good is always flowing. This is where I think karma and reincarnation comes into play, good deeds produce good results in the next life. So people with shit lives are experiencing the repercussions of the past life. Only we don't remember this because this would be exploitable and lead to disaster. Thats why I think Africa and South America are always hell holes. The violence there is a cycle of bad people being reincarnated and repeating the same mistakes. And thats why good is always shown as white and black as evil. Its why Jesus spread the message of good, so that we may change this cycle and bring a balance. If all is good then how could you define good without a bad example? Its like a magnetic field.

>falling for the dogma meme
Typical anime fan

Roommate kindly coming home at 4 AM and blasting the TV with their boyfriend (he is a fag).
Thankfully I am moving to a single soon so no more faggots annoying me.

Combining them in a literal sense is flawed. These things aren't literal, in general, and if anything the literal parts are the issue. Gnostics believe knowledge is the most divine thing humans can seek, cool. But they also believe that knowledge includes literal beings of light from another very real existence, and they have rituals just like any other religion. Read philosophy first rather than holy texts, because understanding them from a philosophical lens is more important. Kant, Kierkegaard, etc. There are philosophical arguments to be made as to the existence of gods or what have you, but you're not going to find them in scripture, because they presuppose those things.

Jesus was not real and Christianity was made up by Jews to brainwash the goyim, this is why they are said to be "the God's people" in The Old Testament and why there is so much shit about not being violent to other people and acceptance so the Jews would not be persecuted so easily
Regardless if God is real or not Bible and Christianity is wrong

Telling them to stop doesn't work?

I hope you are all observing Shabbat like the good boys I know you are!

Why would God allow someone to continually be reincarnated in the same environment if it continually leads to the same result with little or no improvement? I'd like to believe with God's love, he would at least try to passively improve us all, reincarnating people who are less predisposed to good into a better place so that they can improve while sending those who have the ability to improve and help into the worse places to help. Saints can't do much, whether literally holy or just good people, can't do anything if everyone is right and good. They only show up if there's something wrong.

He does not listen, he doesn't even clean up after himself in the kitchen.

JEWISH NIGGAS

You don't have to do that, i'm everywhere.
Just send me a good thought and it's fine.
Also give me loli images and i'll let you into heaven, all sins forgiven. Limited time offer.

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God exists but nietszche was right

Is it weird if I don't believe in god?

Waking up at 4am after a full 8 hrs is the best sleep schedule, but its a pain to get on and hard to maintain.