Does gaming cause obesity? Or its just an American thing?

Christ... Mike is really losing it.

youtu.be/zH3xhC01Deo

We eat what we eat because it makes our jizz more palpable for you guys. I mean, we're taking one for the team on this one.

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Mike did indeed get fat.

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yum yum americum

Fuck. That is the body type I am turning into right now.

I'm looking at the footage and I can't even tell if he's fat. He's seated at the perfect angle to hide fat. Big baggy T-shirt, arms constantly covering his body.

Not denying Brown Bricks here could be fat, but I'd need to see him standing up.

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Look at the byceps on James. Damn, you guys call that a cuck??

What does this mean for his 10.2?

IDK, it looks like there's air under his shit to me

Fate is in your hands.

He's just getting older

not anymore than oxygen murders us at a consistant rate

Its more that a lazy sedimentary life style goes well with playing video games.

Getting older made me lose weight. Your metabolism slows, you lose appetite. It's an actual thing user.

The problem is the kind of food Americans eat.

damn mike.. lay off the minecrap..

I'm glad Mike was able to inspire you.

Have any of you guys watched mike's livestreams? Is he still a creeper in them?

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=8DvsvjJeK4Q

Holy shit

i thought this was a shop, lmao... did he gain 100 pounds in 4 months?

him and erin only eat mcdonalds

Historically it causes atrophy and skinny little bitches. No idea how people manage to grow fat instead.
If you don't do anything, you shrink. That's just biology.

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What the fuck did he do when he went offline? Legit scary

Saturated fat doesn't make cum taste good dummy

Problem is gamers eat like fat asses ( see pizza and soda) while sitting on their ass doing nothing but video games

if your calorie intake is higher than what you burn you get fat. is that really such a hard concept to understand?

*eyes start twitching in your path*
youtube.com/watch?v=e8npctMzbTE

He’s the angriest gamer you ever heard

And if you don't do anything, your body barely demands any food so your appetite plummets and you eat less. Because you're practically doing nothing however, this is fine and you don't feel like you're starving, but you still shrink. And then you eat even less, until you're a true twig.

How could you ever do nothing all day in and day out and still chug pizzas and soda all day? You'd just vomit.

Our cum producing livestock based out of the blue states are eating trans fats for the middle and upper class whites of your societies. Hence the increase in transfaggots in those areas and in your urban centers.

Why exactly do they stage these videos in the most awkward way possible? Mike's body language is incredibly awkward the whole way through. It's obvious they're trying to ape RLM, so why not just have everyone sitting at a table instead?

Reminder

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Somehow you must have never met a fat person. All of them move as little as possible yet have the same appetite as someone who runs a 5k everyday

Something is obviously wrong with those people.
But if you took a healthy person and confined him to a lifestyle of doing nothing, he should shrink not grow.

Hunger is regulated by levels of leptin, ghrelin, insulin, cortisol and other neurotransmitters, it's not simple as "you do less so you eat less". I'm a skinny guy who lives a sedentary life and the reason is I try to consume as little carbs as I can while maximizing my protein intake.

I don't think I could go on camera if I were as fat as those guys.

It's partially because gaming is nearly always extremely passive entertainment. While engaged in something like a productive hobby, at times you'll just forget to eat altogether and see that hours have passed while you focused on whatever it was. Games can offer this too (ex. when you're trying to do something really difficult, or focused on some complex goal like in Civilization/Paradox games), but on the whole it's mindless entertainment like TV, so it's no wonder they share the dual stereotypes of laziness and overconsumption. If you have a hobby (or game) you can get into that state of 'flow' with, chances are it's a good one

Seems like he caught the fats from them

>Mike physically looks unconformable
>Fedora lumps in
>Couch breaks
>Fat Onions shows up
>Literally everyone is fat

This is in Jame's house? Without James?

good fucking god

please stop trying to pretend you're smart

The fat ones toy reviews are cringy

Skinny nerds has been the strereotype for centuries upon centuries. Longer probably.
Far nerds is like an invention from the last decade or something. It is not the norm.

You're not a true gamer if you're not at least 350

it's almost like super processed foods haven't been cheap and convenient for that long. do you understand how easy it is for someone to take in 2000+ calories without realizing it?

The copypasta told me Matei was "aging like a fine wine."

It's a set. The fats make the wall shake

>Fat nerds is like an invention from the last decade or something. It is not the norm.

Zoomer hasn't watched anything from the 80s and 90s

This thread is full of asspulls from people who aren't old enough to drink legally

>when you almost took over the channel and some fat greasy owner of the media conglomerate you belong to suddenly shows up at your doorstep with his cronies

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fuck me its real

also can someone post more videos of Mike flipping out?

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Nah, James' house really is that flimsy.

>Zoomer hasn't watched anything from the 80s and 90s
The bullied chess club kid was always a twig.

youtube.com/watch?v=e8npctMzbTE

People have food addiction now

Remember when Arin and Jon just absolutely destroyed Mike Matei?

youtube.com/watch?v=V24lQaB2Rkk

Overeating too much fucking food causes obesity.
Stop fucking eating so goddamn much, tubbies.

and then jon did a video with mike and james lol
what a sellout

The main problem is putting sugar in every single thing, like how they do in America.

Looks like a poor choice of shirt to me, but he does seem to have gained a little weigh.

Yea Forums, I've got something special for you guys.
This video was so bad that Mike deleted it within moments after uploading it.

Enjoy: youtube.com/watch?v=r2hP7YP1auY

>mfw i see something problematic in a movie as a curator of film

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atleast hes got a monster sized dick

Arin ain't one to talk at this point.

GOD BLESS AMERICA............

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He could’ve been a puppet master but instead he grew fat and lazy. I blame gadget

not when your fat because you start to develop a fat pad around your dick that makes it look small

LAND OF THE FREEEEEE

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why the fuck does he look soo dead inside?
what happened?

God I fucking hate this stupid retarded faggot

LMAOOO HE ATE EVERYTHING

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That made me slightly uncomfortable.

Midlife crisis surely. He realized that everything he had to offer was being a side-kick to a D-movie horror director who accidentally got internet fame for realizing that early era video games were actually shit.

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Imagine working your whole life trying to take over a shitty video game show and end up fat and sad while your best friend spends less and less time with you to do personal projects and family trips

How do I get a job supplying Europoors with my nutritious American cum? I know they'll love what I've got.

Fuck he got hefty. Such awkward fat distribution, seems mostly in his stomach and neck.

What the fuck happened to Mike?? Holy shit Chungus af.

this is the most reddit sentence I've read all week. congrats!

Made me pee myself. fuck.

Remember when Mike streamed drunk?
He was completely plastered
youtube.com/watch?v=obvHYtBJajI

See, Matt likes loose shirts and like to hunch. Not even defending this halfway-house of turbonerddom, but saying he's fat is a low-hanging fruit.

Loose shirts are the first step to fattism

>but saying he's fat is a low-hanging fruit.
It's a very old webm, and the point isn't that he's one of the fats, the point is how relatable his existential horror at being trapped in a house of cellulite is.

only for subhumans who need to move and eat green shit

show me your titties

holy shit man

I think it's an American thing. I did fine eating out twice a week until I hit 25. Then I looked up some of the things I was eating and some of them totaled over 1000 calories for one meal alone.

>all of james friends are fat
>he still skinny but hes balding

manlet/woman detected

>eating out twice a week
twice a week what

wtf

Jesus.

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Serious question, /v.

But is Mike dying?

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How are these fat fucks so much heavier collectively than the fat fucks from fucking Milwaukee?

I don't get why he says he likes hard games when he always gets like this when he plays them. It must be some kind of fetish.

No, you can starve yourself and be low bodyfat% while playing video games. Obesity is just caused by eating like a fucking pig.

Hopefully.

And? The whole point to eating big meals is you don't have to eat much the rest of the day. You eat one big 1200 calorie meal and then have a couple of 150 calorie snacks. Don't tell me you ate a huge-ass lunch and then had a huge-ass dinner and 500 calories worth of dessert.

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he wants people to think hes good at games

>tfw I have this type of neck
I fucking hate it, of all the parts of my body this is the one that makes me feel the most insecure. I had it even when I was a skeleton kid.

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He should just shave his head so he can be one of those bald fat NTR guys. He's already halfway there.

Being fed shit quality, chemically-altered food in the USA is what causes obesity. The USA is a fucking shithole some other country needs to invade and liberate from its oppressive shitlords who want to bring about the Apocalypse.

dontbe vain like a fat lady