Meanwhile, in Sector-001 Yea Forums

requesting the high lord prime bathroom administrator to install speakers that play:
youtube.com/watch?v=wty28dc3LDQ
after you flush the toilet to incentivize FATlusfags to flush their shit

>Not shitting in the elevator
>2011+1208

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>Septic tanks are full again
Whose turn is it?

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Please stop jerking off at the inner windows. The spunk feeds the rats below.

Guys, I think I figured out how to get out of here. I'm gonna play Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of the Duelist WHILE riding a motorcycle through the trash sector.

heads up guys, the basement molemen have started digging again

>Not growing and commanding your own rat army
Soon.. Soon we will rule this floor.

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Is it just perpetually nighttime on the rooms near the ground?

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Yes, when there isn't trash blocking their windows

I want a shih tzu that I can name Isabelle.

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Yo, floor 15, third window from the corner, open your window back up, I'm going to see if I can piss into your toilet from the 50th floor.

>look around the corner
>stalker players squatting around a campfire down the hallway
>they've disabled the fire alarms again

That's Ponte City apartments in South Africa

What happened to Sector-000 again?

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*ding* *ding*

*Aehm* fuck Sector-002

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I've heard stories of the underfloor, but i swear we got it worse upstairs. There's this little girl that keep wandering about, but each time you try to get near her she screams at you and it gets worse every times.

And then sometime the walls will bleed blood for no good reasons. I've heard there was a rat infestation but it shouldn't be the problem to that, r-right? I just want to play vidyas, guys. I already have to deal with the smash smell on my floor

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you bunch of faggots near the outcrop need to stop bitching about the trash, try living on the literal bottom floor like me and its a hundred fucking times worse, and thats not even counting the faggotass skaven larpers

where is the floor for factorio?

Hey. 48th floor, 7th window from the corner. I'm your neighbor. The walls are thin as shit. I can hear you shoving things up your ass and moaning. Shut the fuck up. I need to sleep.

At least we don't have a rat problem

Don't forget to come take your dose on the 69th floor. The doctor is awaiting and you'll see me there

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this is what happens when a Indian family moves in

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Day 43, i'm out of water, the local population seems to survive off the fluid that leaks from the walls but I'll die before I drink it, I know what it is. I have almost all my supplies ready, I have a contact on floor 8 who can hook me up with a replacement N.R climbing hook in exchange for a citizenship pass
Of course this creates an issue as the only pass I have is my own, but as long as I reach the surface before he does I can just get a replacement from the boss. If it wasn't for the possibility of lynching I would purify the "wall water" into clean water but I don't dare touch my servo pack lest I alert the locals to my citizen status. The scars are getting worse, I need my medicine, and soon.

Bottom floor here. I've had it. I can't fucking take living in this shithole. Literally. It's a fucking hole with SHIT because you faggots keep dumping your wastes on us.
I'm thinking of packing my stuff and migrating upwards. Just see if I can find some place to stay. Maybe someone an hero'd or abandoned their place. Probably dirty as fuck, but anything is better than this.

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just drink the damn wall water already

We don't speak of Sector-0
never bring it up again

we don't talk about it anymore

Day 44 I found a girl trapped under a steel plate. I used my servo, I know I shouldn't but the screaming was going to draw attention to me. First I put her to sleep then got to work cutting off the supports on one side so that the plate would slide off. Unfortunatly instead of sliding off as I had hoped it instead smeared her leg as if it was a paste leading me to have to use my servo on the poor thing.

FLOOR 782 CLAIMED IN THE NAME OF ANIMU!

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Day 47, I awoke in a dimly lit room to the presence of 4 darkend people? I struggle to call these things people however. There backs bent into an S shape with there pelvis flattened to a tip, there faces reached fron there chest to a flat topped edge where there eyes would protrude with no cavity to hold them in place, riddled with protrusions that travel the "body" as if rats in a cage. They moved by way of the many wall supports that lined the room, with each step there smell grew ever more putrid, and the closer tHeY cAMe the bLACkeR my visiiiiiii....

anyone want to take a group piss into the hole with me again? the ratmen must be thirsty by now

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Can someone come teach me how to play UNIST? I'm the big black dude in floor 220 rec room.

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Day 44?, it's gone, IT'S FUCKING GONE!? I don't know what happened? I was applying the cure to that little "girl" and then all of a sudden i'm back in my hole, but everythings diffrent everythings been rummaged through this shouldn't be happening HOW AM I SUPPOSSED TO CONNECT THIS SHITHOLES SERVO TANK NOW! THERE GONNA LEAVE ME HERE THAT FUCKER HAS IT I KNOW HE DOES FUCK!

>blast rap music really loud
>still can hear the Yea Forums autists screech at the floor below

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hey guys, Floor 061 is deserted and there is a bunch of guns and explosives up here.

idgi

hahaha fags im going out!
I got a sweet deal for living in a space station! Their designated number is 13 and what could possibly be worse than this shithole? I'm packing my things up,see ya later fuckos

>try and play vidya
>electricity instantly disappears
Every fucking time.

where the fuck did my room go
it was here just a minute ago
and now there's just a hole

>He actually has electricity

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>when you give a swfag a job in architecture

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FLOOR 46, ROOM 216. COULD YOU PLEASE STOP FUCKING BLASTING THE HARUHI OP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

Yea Forums loves rap

>didn't hear about the roomswitch
lol sucks to be you. Looks like someone has to go back to the first floor

What else are we supposed to feed them?

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>he doesn't have a hamster farm that generates electricity for him

Another /r9k/fag threw himself by the window the other day.
I think the scariest thing wasn't the fact he didn't scream at all when he jumped.
I think it's the fact his corpse wasn't there the next morning. He had no friends, and noone ever removes corpses.

I want to die even more, but the prospect of what the /trash/fags below wild do to my body is even more daunting.

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS KEEPS BLARING MUSIC AT 3AM!? SOME ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE

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youtu.be/yTeE2Jeu5Kk

It's to cover the sound of the screams of all those anons I rape before throwing out the window.

>the one room at the 37 who blasts caramelldansen 24/7
absolute legend

If we don't keep the /trash/fags satiated with the bodies of NEETs I imagine they would have taken over the whole sector by now. If a few robots want to kill themselves its for the greater good

I can understand that, it's just that...
sometimes they're not dead

There is an ongoing civil war with /trash/
It will keep them occupied

every single hour this guy wearing a tomoko mask comes to my door slamming on it complaining he has no bf and how lonely he is
I have ignored him for a while but this is getting excessive

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For fuck's sake you guys, who came on the tiled floor again?

Someone PLEASE do something about the men in fursuits.
I've seen them abduct a dude next door last night.

Has anyone seen my cat?

Can someone let me know who's in charge of management for floor 666? I didn't close my blood tap properly and it's all sealed up now from coagulation.

Fuck off Vodocom shill

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Has anyone heard from that user that went in the basement a few days ago to repair the generator?

who keeps shitting on the ground?

STAAAAAAHPPP!

Not as bad as the anons at floor 41 being harassed by kassfag and his imaginary boyfriend

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Comrades, this user is clearly delusional. Take him to the infirmary.

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*burp*

Real talk, all regular Yea Forums users are forced to live together, what actually happens? Like realistically.

Lads, last night somebody kept knocking on the door to my room after lockdown hours. It went on for hours until they fucked off. I'm on the shitter now and the knocking is back, but now it's on the bathroom door. What should I do?

No one has sex

mass suicide

1. mass orgy
2. murder
3. people somehow manage to stop being socially awkward

pick up your shit and throw it at him

Starvation, as tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of people are forced into one area and all the jobs are taken up by the few people who aren't massive fuckups.

>straight sex
ftfy

He said Yea Forums not /r9k/

Lord of the flies

We die?

nearly everyone would likely just stay in their room because they are too autistic to talk to people

>*Your attention please. The New Vegas posters have overrun floor 52 and preparing to attack each other over whether Caesar was right or wrong. Please avoid floor 52 until further notice. Thank you for your cooperation.*

Guys I live on floor 003 and I am pretty sure the guys larping as skaven have attracted actual skaven from the basement levels. There are bells ringing below and I am kinda freaked out, can I room with one you upper level anons? I'll even listen to neutral milk hotel with Yea Forums pls get me out of here

AVE

We are gonna be fine, everyone here is a millionaire with a 10 inch dick going by the job threads

Don't trust him guys, it's a Skaven pretending to be an user

Have sex with the female skaven

Are the rape dwarfs still plaguing the Floor on 038 or did someone took care of them? Please answer I’ve been locked in my room for 12 days and I’m running out of bottles to pee in.

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>corner
WE'RE IN A CIRCLE THERE ARE A NUMBER OF CORNERS EQUAL TO π

I think my neighbor captured a ratling and is trying to keep it as a pet.

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>*Your attention please. The A Hat In Time thread will occur at 16 hundred hours on floor 033, and finish at 18 hundred hours. Please allow the cleaners 48 hours before holding the next thread on floor 033.Thank you for your cooperation.*

Who up for a quick Tekken 7 before I kill myself already.

Miguel Seiryu rank, 34th floor, the door that has TEKKEN painted on.

Yeah dude. No rape dwarfs out here, we're all gone. It's safe to come out.

>we

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Hey, next time you guys had a fece throwing game, warn me the week before so I don't throw out the bins

>Tfw you live in the 3 floor and can't open the windows because a wave of shit would get in your apartment

HOLY FUCK CONTAINMENT BREACH AT FLOOR 173 WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE

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>floor 003
How can you remain there. I was told rats took over the first four plants

Someone took a shit through my mail slot this morning.
Does anyone wanna change apartments?

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Rats are actually pretty nice people once you get to know them.

Tried to kill myself last week by jumping from the 10th floor.

Landed in shit. I cried a lot until I passed out. I cant remember much more but I love playing 3rd strike with the people at the 5th plant

>a rat lover ITT

Don't listen to this stupid-dumb no-fur fellow anons

Any floor 46 anons here? The stairwell door won't open and there's a constant low pulsating sound coming from the other side. The hell's happening in there?

Floor 33 ? Wasn't that floor abandoned because some dude made his tulpa real or some shit ?

Floor 379
I now have to wear body armor any time I want to leave the safe confines of my front door, I thought it'd be funny if I taught a few anons how to make a pneumatic air cannon for a couple of bucks to the opposite sides of the sector going through some console war, and sure it was funny for the first couple of weeks seeing random foods and useless junk randomly fly. But I should've known the train of thought these fuckers would have
Dragon dildoes are now being shot at random passerbys at 300 mph, no orifice is safe.
Last week johnny got caught in the crossfire and the poor bastard had all 19 inches of a ultra XXL dragon dildo stuffed in him in an instant, what a mess this floor has become
I'm ordering III+ class body armor with trauma plates, but I doubt it will be enough

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Buy stock in chasity belts, you heard it here guys.

We lost a lot of good anons to that pink pony that day

Floor 45 and 47 never existed. There is no such thing as other floors. There is ONLY floor 46. Go back to your room. Now.

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I heard that screaming through my sound proofing

Been dating one for five months now.

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What about the agonizing scream of pain and terror I heard at midnight two days ago from my neighbor when I heard how he unlocked his door? Is he alright?

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Speaking of Floor 33 , doesn't floor 34 have problems with red lights and mass disappearances

Anyone checked out that foreign blood ministration clinic that recently opened on floor 221? I'm gonna try and make my way over there tomorrow, hopefully this 'paleblood' stuff will help clear out my acne.

Where is floor 404?

>all these people with double digit floors
Imagine living down with our filth and the tulpaskaven. Worst we get around 2364 are the rods and occasional lost spirits.

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What exactly was that platform area supposed to be? There are no doors to access it, yet it has railing to prevent people from falling. Are people just expected to crawl through their window to access it, like some sort of vietcong?