Save the princess from Baja Blast man Yea Forums

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fuck code red, baja blast is king

Why don't we just settle that both are great?

cope red more like

>baja blast
the only way I'm saving that princess is if she can save my intestines from taco bell

im calling code vein, code red from now on

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Why is his bulge on his torso and not his pelvis?

That's just the beginning.

>Death by diabetes
>Spanish

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ajaja muy bueno amigo

bump

Let's just get to the part where we want to fuck the ghost princess.

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okay the marketing isnt even subtle anymore

Wrong. High Voltage is the patrician's choice

Oh shit they selling baja blast in cans again?
I need to know, been observing a soda-free month and I'm ready to relapse but only if one of my fave flavors is available.

Okay Yea Forums what is the best flavor of mountain dew and why is it voltage?
Tea and water fags need not reply.

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Baja Blast man would never do me wrong.

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I empty a packet of mentos into soda princess

That princess must have done some bad shit if they got Baja blast man watching her

Is her pussy juice ectoplasm?

Sextoplasm.

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This looks like a job for... MATTER EATER LAD!

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You can't eat soda retard

Shut up fags I'm eating

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Now then... what to wash it down with?

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With the soda you spilt all over the floor retard

Good idea

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NO NOT THE V WORD!

ok now get to the vore part

I think it's supposed to be a water princess man

Be careful what you wish for

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Tha'ts stupid, user. You can't fuck water.

Fucking kek is that Lightning Lad

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You can't fuck ghosts either.

That's a lie.

Is not.

More of this semen demon

I WANA BW TBE PRINCWSS
I WANA BEE THE PRINCESS
REeeeee

I got a Baja Blast once because I liked the color.

Biggest mistake of my life.

go on, give us one of those moneyshot internals

here

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NOW WE'RE TALKING

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I want to fuck a ghost.

Oh no, Yea Forums, he's unleashing his master plan to corrupt Water Princess. What will you do?

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let it happen
the baja blast will turn her into a ditzy girl gamer water princess with bigger ass, tiddy and thighs

What is the end result?

based and redpilled

There might still be time to save her, anons.

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Turn the can upside down and speed things up

corrupted/evil women make the best housewives/waifus
let bajablast continue

Well, Yea Forums? You saved the princess.
Why are you just standing around awkwardly?

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Heck no

So is Baja Blast Mountain Dew (tm) available at Taco Bell (tm) a legit, time-worn meme around here or do you people just accept shilling with a straight face?

im the only one that likes white out

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Let's keep going.

Because saving her was merely my duty. My heart belongs to another.

You did this to her, Anons.

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Okay you know what? I change my mind, unplug that fucking soda can I don't like where this is going.

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You could've stopped this. imgur.com/0a1jco4

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Nah, it's my favorite one as well. I can't find it anymore though.

I don't know why I always get my hopes up.

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based and reddewed

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youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4

Disappointed, I thought she was gonna get fatter

>imgur.com/0a1jco4

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I'm not actually into futa I just thought i'd joke around while also pleasing those folks too.

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all those grams of sugar...

imgur.com/sgQsPjG

Whelp, I tried. Sorry for the messy lines, it's getting late.

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L I V E W I R E

Post more lewd ghosts.

based
what is this shit even?