So let me get this straight

so let me get this straight.

this balding mother fucker fucks big titty bitches on the regular. he earns tens of thousands of dollars every stream. oh, and he's single handedly responsible for saving your most cherished childhood video game?

bow the fuck down Yea Forums. none of us are worthy.

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i have never seen this mans face and no idea who he is. go away

You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

Ever get that feeling after you shit you feel unclean no matter how much you wipe? I've been like this for the past hour or so, periodically going to the bathroom to wipe my ass some more but the paper always comes out clean. The itching, unclean feeling is bothering me yet I can't seem to do anything about it.

that's why you should own a dog.

Why does Youtube force him down everyone's throat? Each time I choose to not want to see his videos, 3 more take his place. And it's always a fucking reaction video.

wtf i love twitch now

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They're clearly not really together. I think it's obvious he promotes/pays her to cover the secret he's a closet homosexual.

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Because it's not technically his videos. There's like 20 different channels that have been built up around leeching off twitch clips of him.

>This thread is still up
MODS=FAGS

People can hate on him as much as they want, I don't even like the guy. However people that just rip reactions from popular streamers are the lowest of low. Actual leeches.
>Asmongold reacts to this video AND YOU CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS t. [Asmongold Highlights]

>he's single handedly responsible for saving your most cherished childhood video game
I don't give a shit about WoW, it looks like trash and it almost definitely is.

the really special part is apparently those leech channels make a bunch of money off those videos. imagine making a bunch of cash off of content that not only isnt good, but isnt yours to begin with.

All you need to make it in life is to be entertaining and confident, a lot of people on this site could make it.

fuck asmon. he's nothing but a sellout.

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looks like weird al yankovic had a retarded son

Unfortunately he’s going line and step with Blizzard undertuning mobs and elites with the “you just remember it being hard” narrative.

his gf is is a high level thot i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy

based and nochanges pilled

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>there's still shit on the 11th wipe

Maddening.

>single handedly
>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly
>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly
>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly>single handedly

wtfo faggot. stop sucking his dick.

Isnt he the typical Yea Forums poster but just spergy enough to be successful

I can't wait to tank twin emps :)

no changed i started in tbc

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all that and he chooses to be a cuck
pathetic

>Secret
>Closet
Niggas said on stream once that a guy was feeling up his dick in a movie theater or something and he was fine with it

if wow was anyones most cherished childhood game then holy fuck. it played like shit in 2004 and it still plays like shit now.

t. 17 year old

Who the fuck is this?

>saving your most cherished childhood video game
My cherished game didn't have layering.

Alexensual. The only legit wow classic person. Hated by all the other streamers and Blizzard.

isnt that the retard who showed his password on stream?

Weird he's hot, I thought all wow players besides Superman were ugly.

why do you post your own threads on Yea Forums if you are that successful? is it because money can't buy Yea Forums's approval? I guess so, big sad

why is he always fucking orange

my uncle also trains man he is driver. sometimes he get death threats but never rape. stay strong trains is hard job.

>2019
>wanting 4channels approval

I'd rather just jerk it to Nicki Minaj

hes just another sellout that sucks blizzards cock endlessly
hes going to ruin the game by telling blizzard and all of his zoomer followers that the beta is fine

>responsible for saving your most cherished childhood video game?

doubt it

>unironically liking a poop socker who pretends to not know what anything is so kids pay him to watch videos on it, and cries about his slightly receding hairline

A new low, even for Yea Forums.

with all the bullshit twitch is pulling how is this allowed? the cunt should just go to chaturbate/mfc its obviously about selling her body

you have to go into the tell us why thing when you choose to ignore, then you can say you dont wanna see that channel anymore

they dont care because it gets views and they make money off it

what do you expect from Yea Forums anymore
Yea Forums is 90% just twitchfag zoomers who come here for the epic memes

big big big sad

Imagine accidentally joining the server that this doe eyed fetal alcohol syndrome looking autistic chooses to play on.
He can't tank, he can't play, he knows absolutely nothing about classic. This guy is going to be your servers Scarab Lord and there's nothing you can do about it.

jokes on you, im not gonna play classic. looks even more boring than retail.

Have sex.

If I ever see him on a street I would leap at him and poke his eyes out

alex you need to leave

Does he have a bald spot or what?

It's part of their agenda
kill yourself shill

seething qol nigger

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Alex who?

It's okay they're paid to keep these threads up

>single handedly responsible for saving your most cherished childhood video game
False
As for the rest of the stuff: At least I'm not as retarded as him.