May 17th came and went with no Steve announcement

>Needing Nintendo to tell you that you have good taste
retard

They had to think up a new name to say ingame because it would sound goofy to have the demons say Doomguy (Not that it's any less goofy to hear them say Doom Slayer)

Now that I've thought about it, me.

>4 new anime swordsmen
>only 1 cartoon brawler
Bros.....................

It's just as goofy, but seems more appropriate for demons to be saying. I do still prefer Doom Guy though.

Im just checking to make sure my level of thinking is on par with video game producers and leads

Who the fuck is the fourth one?

I don't think the demons ever refer to him by any name anyway.

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Artorias would be a manga swordsman

They still have E3 and Minecon
Wouldn't make sense to announce a character so close to E3 anyways

>Reggie said the DLC picks would bring something new to the table, and are not typically associated with Nintendo
>People still shill swordsman and boomer bear

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Bullshit. E3 is a month away. It would have made perfect sense to announce him this month, then announce his release at E3.

So Ike?

>A thief, A knight, a marksman, and a ninja.
seems to good to be true
Also a cartoon animal for manchildren because incineroar wasnt enough

Sakurai posts what games he likes all the time. So do most Japanese devs.

Looks gay.

He isnt your avergae Japanese anime swordsman.
Hes a western KNIGHT

>Revealing a character at a event Nintendo doesn't have a precense in
Are you retarded?

Not so fast

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Bro he is quite literally Goblin Slayer. He is anime as fuck.

>Doomguy
>Anime Swordsman

Oh you mean like how they revealed Joker at The Game Awards which isn't owned by Nintendo?

IDIOT!

But.
He doesnt have a cute bug eyed anime face showinh

Read it again
>Revealing a character at a event Nintendo doesn't have a precense in
Nintendo goes to TGA and they have revealed new shit there. Retard.

Is Doom 2016 good? Why are people hyping it up all of a sudden? It looked like trash, did it get patched or gameplay modes added or what happened?

Neither does Goblin Slayer. Face it, your boy is anime.

after the "literal who" shameless advertising character, its obvious that the next characters are going to be lame as well.

True, expecting anybody from before this decade is a bit much

>Artorias is announced
"Literally who?"
>Hayabusa is announced
"Literally who?"
>Doom Slayer is announced
"Literally who?"
>Banjo is announced
"Literally who?"

Fuck you.

>Joker was revealed and took around 5 months to release him
>All the DLC character are suppose to be all reveal and released by Feburary 2020 of next year
How is this going to work now

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e3 is gonna be big

>everyone likes Ryu
lol

I agree that Doomguy and Ryu should be in, but I'd rather have Travis over a Souls character. I want him to wrestle, use his beam katana and turn into the tiger to fight Incineroar

Sakurai's been working on #2 and #3 since launch. A reveal and release at E3 is possible.

If you think back to Smash 4, you'll remember that Lucas and Roy got released at the same time.

They'll probably pull a double release at some point.

On toys and shit he’s called Doom Marine

We know they've been working on character's 2 and 3 at the same time as Joker.

me buying a switch is fully dependent on these DLC slots

Delusional boomer.

Joker and Artorias are pretty much "literally who" though. If you never played their game there's a reasonable chance you've never heard of them especially because they're so recent.

Here's a question, do you think the announcer would call him Ryu, Hayabusa, or Ryu Hayabusa?

>American Goku
Nah.

>my group of pixels is more mature than yours
Ok, well, MY group of pixels is more mature than ALL 4 of yours.

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I love how everyone keeps misquoting Reggie, each time straying further and further from what he actually said. Pretty soon, you retards are gonna be going
>hurr Reggie said GOKU would be in Smash

Dude they're just working on 4 characters. Not developing an entire game.
A single character doesn't take that long to develop

>anything Japanese is anime
Retards like you should inhale cyanide.

next characters is steve from minecraft and reimu hakurei from touhou announced at e3. steve comes with a minecraft stage and only one remix of Sweden and some c418 songs. reimu comes with 2 original remixes of the original bad apple and original flandre s, some of the original zun songs and doujin music as well from sound holic, cool&create and unlucky morpheus. hakurei shrine is her stage

Reimu would be awesome for the music alone.

Steve is literally never happening.

user, are you seriously forgetting when Reggie said that all 4 slots are going to be Dragon Ball characters?

>Steve is literally never happening.
Oof

LMFAO that shows how little you know about Touhou that you think Bad Apple would be Reimu's theme. If they went retro it could be Mystic Oriental Love Consultation but the more likely choice would be Dream Battle or even Colorful Path.

His statements are completely supported by Nintendo's shareholder Q&A. Nintendo wants DLC picks that expand the current Switch audience, so that excludes boomer 1st party picks and dead franchises that appeal to hardcore Nintendo fans. Cope harder, Banjofriend.

Uhm, hello? I distinctly remember him saying one of them would go to Steven Universe you anime fag.

Please feel free to post Reggie’s exact quote ITT blockhead.

You're going to be very embarrassed when Banjo-Kazooie gets a new game on Switch.

>anything Japanese is anime
That's what Yea Forums led me to believe during Smash 4/U's cycles.

Steven Universe confirmed for Smash. How could you not want the tumblr audience?

It's just some trolls from GameFAQs. Everyone knows this is an anime website.

Then that makes you an utter imbecile.

A new Banjo game is not too far fetched actually, considering both Rare and the company that made the new Banjo figurines for his anniversary are gonna be at E3 this year.

Whether it’ll be in Switch is another story, but it could happen.

>Yea Forums
>anime website
Are you baiting right now?

>Steve is out
>Erdrick is out
>Google leak was proven fake so they're out
E3's gonna be a wild ride. I can't believe we're getting characters nobody speculated.

You can't believe that? After nobody saw Joker coming? All leakers have been proven bullshit long ago and the only people who cling to them are people who want to be annoying or people who are genuinely fucking stupid.

I could see it Microsoft loans banjo to Nintendo to please fans and make a game that doesn't suck port old banjo games and rare replay everyone's a winner

That's a real big fucking if. You really think M$ would want to invest on Banjo after how Yooka Laylee performed?

Craig, the top dog at Rare, recently said they don't want to make a new Banjo game, nor do they want a different company to make it for them.

Even Grant Kirkhope said his friends at Rare are telling him the same thing.

Capcom did Mega Man 11 after MN9 bombed. Nothing makes people happier than the real company swooping in to save the day.

>gamesradar.com/heres-what-you-need-to-know-from-nintendos-investor-qanda-new-online-switch-game-and-more/
>ign.com/articles/2018/12/07/nintendo-persona-5s-joker-is-emblematic-of-smash-bros-ultimates-dlc-approach
I'm not giving the exact quote because I know you people like to take his words out of context, but Nintendo's current plans are clear as day.

When was the google leak proven fake?

It's also clear that if they go for reps based on how much money the games make then Dark Souls is the most obvious choice of all time as it is one of the most popular game franchises ever made.

Would love Knight Artorias, but probably not happening.
Still crossing fingers for Doomguy or Doom Slayer (or whatever they'll put him in as), though.

People who do the search wrong are able to make meme choices trigger the ad so they think it's fake.

some guy on twitter who apparently works or worked at google showed anyone can purchase ads that link to company websites

>some guy on twitter
Nice source. I like how you didn't link it.

But in this case wouldn't this count under fake marketting or he would need to keep paying for this to be up?

Google can't really stop someone from making ads for someone else's website. Ads are also cheap as fuck.

I was a supporter of this and still am of Banjo's inclusion but what he said makes sense twitter.com/elscorchy/status/1129063887154876417?s=19

What's nintendo position in this though, can't they just ask Google to remove the ad considering the ammount of attention is getting?

At the end of the day is their product and this would fit under fake advertisement, I think this just being an issue Google's search engine and keywords make more sense.

They can. But why would Nintendo give a fuck about an obscure as fuck leak?

not sure about Nintendo I think some said in a previous thread that they removed all or most of the ads

1. If you wanna surprise people. You’d be told to lie.
2. Never seen him say the 2nd thing, only the first. Source please.

>takes Reggies words out of context
>won’t post the quote because “you idiots take it out of context”

I’ll do it for you, you fag:

“It's emblematic of the approach that Mr. Sakurai and the team are taking with the DLC,” Fils-Aime told IGN. “He wants characters that are unique, different, to bring them into the Smash Bros. environment. So it's going to be tremendously exciting.”

“Mr. Sakurai, he's not only a student of Nintendo franchises, and obviously he's had his hand in a few, but he's a student of video games from a total perspective,” Fils-Aime said. “And so he's been the driver in really thinking about what type of character coming into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate would bring just a whole different level of fun and enjoyment for the player. That's been the approach. That's the thinking."

“I hope the fans are excited by the announcement of Joker. I hope they're looking forward to the future announcements," he added. "I hope it gives them confidence to just go buy the Fighter Pass. That way they can get the latest fighter as soon as it's available and continue building out their roster for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.”

Now nowhere in there is it implied Banjo is rules out. If you see that, it’s cause you’re inferring things in Reggie’s words.

its fake because its a leak. all leaks are fake

I understand Minecraft is technically influential, being the #1 most sold game in history but Steve just doesn't work in smash. Minecraft representation in the form of music & a stage (assist trophy too) would be fine though. That being said here's my hella unrealistic dreams for smash dlc. They have no chance :'(

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I was fightin’ some demons

It’s a theory not a leak, you tard.

The only in-game mention of the name is with the old grizzly voice's monologues you find all over Hell.

IIRC one of the guys in the Eternal gameplay trailer called him "The Slayer"

DLC rosterfag posting has become so repetitive and boring that I'd almost be legitimately disappointed if even a single one of these ended up being DLC. Maybe I need a break from this place.

Honestly, we all do.

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BECAUSE THESE ARE THE ONLY CHARACTERS TO EXIST
BECYZE STEVE WAS THE ONLY OTHER ONE HURR DURR
ITS NOT LIKE HUNDREDS OF OTHERS EXIST who it could be nope
THESE ARE THE ONLY ORHER ONES
SHUT THE FUCK UP

I don't mind the roster discussion, but I'm just tired that it's always the same characters bandwagon, and this whole discord shit going on, this shit ruined the roster threads for me.

Also the whole leak culture too, virginben ruined everything the moment he got a couple of guesses right.

OMG, POOPY COWABUNGA IN SMASH UPVOTA WUBALUBADUBBA PICKLE RICK
Omg, fellow xumens if POOPY COWABUNGA MAN gets in my wife might let me buy the game because it's like an EPIC MARVEL MOBIE NOW !! :: DD
(she won't let me buy it now because she hates those evil racist Japanese)
What if CLAPTRAP from the epic atheist epic Borderlands 2, anthony burch shoutout yas slay), and then maybe even UNDERTALE could get in and it would permanently btfo KKKrumpfulstiltksin and those EVIL SUBHUMAN RACIS RUSSIAN S AND BAPANESE

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>all my most wanted except for one are deconfirmed

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based

I'd buy Banjo Kazooie and Doomguy for sure. Hayabusa if he's got a nice old style design and gameplay that's more than blade disjoints with a counter. No interest in Joker and Artorias was a cool boss but not somethin I care about.

I'd love for this to be our dlc but I just don't buy into the Google thing. Thankfully these characters getting in or not has nothing to do with the Google things legitimacy.

LOOK AT ME IM A tasteless shitter
LE EDGY RIP AND TEAR MAN XD
LE 2 DecAde dead old autism bear lol loook how Unique I am XD
XD LOL
Fuck off retarded circlejerk rosterfag
Drink piss

>all my most wanted characters are either first parties who are deconfirmed due to being spirited or third parties that are the absolute definition of never evers that literally no one but me would buy
I have absolutely no hopes for this DLC pass so I'm here for the fucking ride
I fully expect this thing to go 0/5 for me so it's pretty nice to have absolute bottom of the barrel expectations for once

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HOLY SHIT BAsedd

My goodness sir, I do believe you've won the internet with this post :^)

Updooting with everything I've got. You earned it!

>Doomguy gets in
>most of his tracks are the wub wub Mick Gordon shit instead of the GOAT classic tunes

wakey wakey banjokes

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Firstly, you take the fact that Joker is "the emblematic approach that Mr. Sakurai and the team are taking with DLC". Then consider the shareholder Q&A statement, which reveals what this emblematic approach is:
>So our aims are to keep working on them this year, to expand sales of these titles to new consumer demographics
>new consumer demographics
This fits the bill with Joker's inclusion, is he appeals to non-Nintendo fans. The rest of the DLC will be the same way: little association with Nintendo to reach out for new fans. Expect characters like Steve, Saber and Master chief. Bear has no place in Nintendo's plans.

>master queef
Hard deconfirmed

Then replace with Reimu. Point is, Banjo is missing out on this smash cycle. Sorry!

>Steve
>a character that has literally crossed over with Mario
>no Nintendo relationship
>Saber
>appeals to non-Nintendo fans
Like I agree with you but don't act like your logic applies to these characters either
Steve undeniably has Nintendo connections and Saber just appeals to literally no one

I can hate on souls shit, all those games are boring and tedious.

>Saber just appeals to literally no one
There's a fuckhuge otaku demographic that literally spends hundreds of dollars on Saber jpegs on their phones. Don't be retarded.

>Ryu fucking Hayabusa is a literal who
Holy underage

Here's your DLC bros, they're in. Least let me dream pls

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can someone redpill me on the current meta. I havent been following the smash leaks since the grinch. So far i see Erdrick and Ryu on thumbnails. So whats going on

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This: OP's roster is fake and gay

The gachashit demographic isn't exactly the same demographic that's going to go out and buy a Switch.
You see, any fan of Joker (prior to Smash bandwagoners) has a PS4, which mean consoles are already a part of their lives. It's a lot easier to convince people who already are accustomed to actual video games to buy a video game machine, rather than to get people who don't play video games and instead only have time to play gamble-waifu rock paper scissors to buy a video game machine.

Plus, Persona 5 was not only a huge success for Atlus, but a huge success worldwide. As in, both Japs and us westerners enjoyed that shit. FGO may be fuck huge in Japan, but it's still incredibly niche in the west. Western popularity has always been something Sakurai's considered in character picks. Aside from shill pick exceptions, western popularity has always been something important when it comes to Smash. It's why Ridley, K. Rool, and Simon got in. It's why Lucas would have been cut from Brawl if Sakurai knew Mother 3 wasn't coming west. It's why Marth and Roy were almost Japan-exclusive characters.
I'm not saying that western popularity is an be all end all sort of thing, because it clearly isn't. Otherwise, we'd have Banjo in the game, and he ain't. But it's important as fuck regardless

>Google leak was proven fake so they're out
How does the google leak being fake deconfirm characters?

Banjo has been kill forever
*throws autism bear off a cliff*
*pisses off cliff*
>reymoo
>ever
Ur just as delusional as banjokes

>implying waifu fags wouldn’t cream
Themselves over being able to play as their waifu
>fate most grossing app on store
They will literally shit out money to be able to play as her
Your a retard don’t underestimate them

Dilf Peter is for porn only

>banjo
>popular
Let me laugh some more
Literally no one gives 2 shits about Banjoke he wouldn’t even be in top 10,000 character list
Few thousand whiny autistic manchildren online mean nothing

You said it yourself, western popularity isn't the end all be all. If Nintendo is going to appeal to a diverse audience, they will include a diverse set of characters that will reach different avenues of the market. Steve for the zoomers, Chief for the FPSfags, Saber for the otaku weebs. Steve is not going to fucking attract otaku degenerates in Japan, who are a dedicated group of people and a goldmine in pushing sales. Face it, a character that appeals to otaku is a very fucking real possibility. Banjo is not going to introduce any new demographics than what it has.

He probably meant Banjo

Give me these 3 and Rex. Or just Agnes, that's fine too

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And you're just a braindead memer. Don't ever reply to my posts again.

>swordsman owned by a japanese company
he's in

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>*crack*
>*sip*
>Ninja Gaiden for the Nintendo. Now THAT was a good game.

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WAHHHHH SNIFF SNIFF BUT REYMOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAHHH MUH WAIFU
*leads reymoo to pen*
*takes wheat out of bag*
*throws it into blades*
REYMOO BECOMES LUNCH

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>Not Maiden's Capriccio
???

Actually neck urself you digusting weirdo

>Having faith on leaks
You guys never change
Didn't you guys learned anything after the grinch leak crap?

>2 microshit reps
OH THE DELUSION

>Saber over Reimu for an Otaku pick
lmao

Yeah but those were just veterans, I don't think it would have been that much of a deal porting their characters to the new engine compared to make a character from scratch

This is why I hate unironical banjo posters, they think that just because their character would be in smash would mean that their IP will be magically revived, meanwhile other smash characters that has been in smash on a while and their franchises have been ignored outside smash bros. for years
That and...
>Wanting a BK game by nuRare

>three demon slayers
never gonna happen even though I love them

Can someone please explain the Artorias meme

If a Dark Souls character actually does make it in, what songs would you want for the stage?

I would want this particular track:
youtu.be/AB6sOhQan9Y

U gay

I still don't get this meme of *third party western reps like banjo, doomguy, etc would be in smash bros.*

"That's right user, Doom-man is in Smash. And all you have to do to get him is take back everything you said about Fallout 76."

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You do realize that most Banjobros would be more than happy to just get them in Smash? Most of them would rather get Retro or maybe Playtonic on dev work instead of current Rare. Your hate is a little dumb though. Most people would like to get their respective franchises revived, or at least remastered like Spyro and Crash got, how is that bad?

Hell if I could just get Banjo in Smash and a Switch port of Rare Replay i'd be happy forever.

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Fuck doomguy i want Todd himself in Smash

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I did grew up playing both banjo games, I even played nuts and bolts but still, I don't have any interest to see BK on smash, that and well, wanting a new BK game it's like wanting a new half life game, the series has been dead for years and I would prefer that it would stay like that instead of watch it being ruined

Whatever floats your boat

Maybe because most “banjobros” are just retarded shitlord bandwagoners who latch on to because others are or their fav eceleb gaymer played it or whatever
Probably like 70% of the “fans” are from that jontron video
Let’s be honest literally no one cares or wants him in smash or a new game
They just want those sweet (You)’s and epoints

>dark souls
>b&k
>doom guy
>ninja gaiden guy
>all these based characters in one game
Since when did Smash become so good?

Can we get Nightmare with a Siegfried alt as the BanNam rep instead?

The same could be say from pretty much from all circle jerks.

Any of those or Yoshimitsu would be great

No shit and people like this Prove it
>SO EBIN BASED XD PLWEASE GIB ME ALL THE (YOU)’s
They literally you can tell have no clue who they are but just desperately want to fit in and only heard of them through smashtism
Probably 90% of the rosterfags are under the age of like 16
What’s the point
Can these threads just be banned for instant underaged

maaan if Artorias was really in that'd be the end of complaining about swordboys for me, because now there'd be one I actually like the aesthetics of

Motherfucker I'm 35 years old!!!! Don't ever quote my posts again!!!

>look how old I am XD
>don’t ever Quote me again
Honestly just fuck off you retarded 12 year old twitter fag

same thing different name

Honestly if that’s actually true
That’s just more sad than anything
Like get a fucking life holy shit
But I can tell ur not
No 35 year old would be rosterfaging let alone be here or actually say that or say they are that old because they just know how embarrassing that is
High tide embarrassment

Honestly, the most likely additions seem, to me, to be, in no particular order;
- Monster Hunter
- Dante with Vergil clone
- New FE Rep
- New Pokemon Rep for upcoming Switch game

Motherfuckers I said don't quote me!!! I don't know what a rosterfag is but I'm definitely not underage. Does this look like the hand of a teen to you???!?!

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Ornstein and Smoughs battle track, easily.

but here's a fun hypothetical, say us soulsboys got a boss fight in adventure mod, whether anybody wants to argue shit about the roster and whatnot, let's keep rathalos in mind, just a boss fight here; What Dark souls series boss would you want to face in world of light?

As plain as it may seem, my pick would be The Last Giant outta ds2.

what happened to that quote about fighters coming from series not yet represented in smash? Am I just misattributing something or is there even any chance another Pokemon gets in and we close out with more FE in an even more disappointing reveal than Corrin?

You hate them cause they want a game sequel they were promised two decades ago?

I think most Banjo fans would be content with them just being in Smash. Hell, even a port of Rare Replay would be a dream. Let alone a remaster or the actual Banjo-Threeie ever coming to be. I think most people have largely given up on that. People want it, but no one pretends it’s actually gonna happen.

Honestly, I don’t understand your hate, it’s like kicking a dying dog. “Ugh, look at that disgusting thing, its fur is falling out and it wants food!! The fucking nerve!!”

That’s what you sound like.

LOOK AT THIS HARY HAND I FOUND ON GOOGLE

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>meme

>character with echo
Literally never happening

Based

>implying I give 2 shits about what Banjoke fags want or think
Subhuman retards don’t mean anything and don’t matter

I’ve been wanting him in Smash since I played Melee for the very first time in 2001. Banjo Tooie and Smash Melee have always been my two favorite games. I was 11 at the time. Having Banjo in Smash would like the fulfillment of something I wanted since I was a kid, and thought was impossible for nearly 2 decades now. Dunno why you gotta hate.

Pokemon is basically guaranteed, as every new Pokemon game has been represented in Smash when possible.
FE is likely, but it's also possible Sakurai knows how much people hate that shit.
Monster Hunter, to me, seems likely. They had Rathalos as a cameo, which is odd without the hunter as a fighter.
Dante is also very possible. Doesn't it seem odd for them to port just one DMC game to Switch when it's never been on a Nintendo platform before?
But most of all, I doubt any of the DLC will be from new Nintendo IPs because, come on, what big name new IPs have they had since Splatoon?

They said none of the DLC characters would be echoes, they never said the DLC character wouldn't come with their own. Simon had an echo introduced in his own trailer.

>Artorias over Solaire
Fuck no

Not the same thing at all you illiterate retard. Pick up a dictionary and learn ENGLISH!!

How’s it sad?

Most people can still have lives and secretly wish for things they’ve long since moved past. If you think we’re all constantly obsessing over Banjo and Smash then you need to stop projecting and make friends, this is sad

ZOngers!!
I AGREEE completely with your post. Maybe if we upboat this enough Elon Musk might see it and we can maybe unlock Tesla for smash xD

The only subhuman here is you, you discord tranny.

None of the dlc are going to have clones

Do these beastly thighs look underage to you??! Huh???!?!Don't quote me again ok???? You lost your quote privileges with me!!!

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And how do you know that?

>being 35 year old
>being on Yea Forums
>being on a vidya board
>rosterfaging and crying about a bear from 2 decades ago not being playable
I will let’s u figure that out

Joke was revealed before they even had a model just to get the announcement out at the Game Awards (also launch night). E3's character will probably be same-day launch, or very close to it if Nintendo doesn't want to destroy their servers since they'll probably release other games that day too.

After that it's probably... EVO announcement, Oct/Nov announcement, and sometime in Dec/Jan.

Because they aren’t retard

E3 can't come soon enough
Waiting like this, this is Hell.

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Imagine being such a hairy digusting ape

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It's called testosterone baby!!! I'm a manly maaaaaaan!!! Btw wtf is a rosterfag???? Thx!!!

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Only 21 more days user
We're gonna make it

Four, actually.

You stupid disgusting ape

>it’s the same tranny that spergs out in the Asian girl threads
NO WAY!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Holy fucking shit!! THIS is your average Stevefag? You can’t make this shit up. You’re one sorry excuse for a human being.

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This is the weirdest fucking assortment of characters to have a collection of.

>35 year old
>having a hobby
>using social media
Dumb fucking Zoomer. Kill yourself. That way you won’t be here when you’re 35.

Maiden's Capriccio is a remix of MOLC, everyone who knows their salt knows that.

No this is me haha

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No need to be envious of my maaaaanliness baby!!!!! Not many are as beastly and dripping with sex appeal like me!!!! Be happy and accepting of your low t count and answer my question plox!!!!

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>video games
>hobby
>4chen
>social media
HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
Again imagine being you

Imagine being so fragile you actually have to post a bunch of pics of yourself on here of all places because u got called out

Why are Steve threads always the worst on Yea Forums?

Phoneposters. They're garbage. At least it takes forever to type on a phone so you know they're suffering.

I'm in

Typing on a phone okay watch this
This only take me a whole like 10 swings to to make
Is yuh actually ez sew demb thet u taek Lerng tew wrrihht in phone
OH NO OH NO
IMEGINE ERTECLHY BEING U
HAHHAHAH
U EZ RETARDO

when will you fucking retards get it trough your heads that Sakurai gives no fucking shits about you
all while you where felating the grinch leak someone actually said that Incineroar and Ken got anounced and none of you believed
then came all these other leaks, 5chan shit, Wallmart leak and all of those where wrong once Joker got anounced
now you fuckers are jumping behind a google search engine fuck up (like that never happens) and pollute the board with your non stop autism
just accept fact that Sakurai doesnt care about you, your unofficial smash pols or any other fan requested BS, because at the end of the day he would sooner add another Fire Emblem rep over any of these characters, now fucking kill yourselfs

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40%

Refers to the percentage of police officers who commit domestic violence, as revealed by multiple studies. Sometimes used in the phrase, "40% of cops beat their wives, and those are only the ones who chose to admit it".

Behold your average Stevefag. Only difference here is that Curly is actually funny, Stevefags are just psychotic.

Remember to never let Steveslaves forget the loss they took on the 17th. No matter who you want for Smash, they will mock you if it doesn't line up with them. Remember to rail on them forever if Banjo-kazooie is confirmed.

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Call me out for what huh???? I didn't hear anything!!!! Some faglord tard said I was underage like an uber moron and I btfo of him by posting my manliness proofs of a beastly l33t 35 year old like my sexy foot here!!!!! Now wtf is rosterfag?!?!? I haven't played a smash game since 64 and don't know the lingo of you obnoxious kids!!!!! Spoonfeed plox!!! No I won't search engine it!!!!

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Why would they put in Steve before putting in his creator?

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>no mentions of Steve in thread
>thread not about Steve at all
>BUT THEY ARe MENTAL CANCer
Are banjokes actually shictzo
Is the rent thing actually real?
Yikes

>stolen meme with a shitty edit
>w-we can meme u gais
cope

Holy shit shut the fuck u you god damn retard
Get a life
Are you actually that desperate to prove yourself wow pathetic
Imagine being you

>thread not about steve at all
>OP directly pertaining to steve and steveposters

>JC
>Swordsman
someone didnt get the GEP gun

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Because these faggots are desperate to salvage whatever is left of their retarded shitposting. They know they backed the wrong horse in this race and they are too immature to admit they were wrong. They've officially doubled down and have gone from annoying to outright obsessed with trying to bring down Banjobros.

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Give it time. Eventually any thread that turns on them will get flooded with gore and horse porn.

>of the top 3
>one got assist trophy'd
>the other got officially deconfirmed
>the nr1. position is a literal who to most of the world today since he hasnt had a game in 10 years
when will you fags realise that no one gives a shit about ''pols''

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Answer my question plox!!!! I'm going to clean up walk my beastly mastiff dog then sleep soon!!!! I don't want to miss your insightful explains of what a rosterfags is!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaahhh!!!!! Be quick!!!!!!

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They are going to reveal the new character and drop them day of the event you fuckin retard.

I would consider buying Smash if they put Miku in
I mean, I still wouldn't, but I'd consider it

>UNOFFICIAL FAN POLL WITH NO SOURCE OR COUNT
hahhahaha god about time the fags with muh polls show up
Imagine being so weak and pathetic that your life revolves around smash autism and a 2 decade dead bear
>BUT MUH FAKE POLLS
god banjokes are pathetic
Imagine taking smash characters so fucking seriously
Get a life

replace artorias with solaire

he has a fucking amibo

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You'd better hope so because I just screencapped your post and you're gonna look REAL fuckin' dumb if it doesn't happen.

You
Here’s me haha
Plz no bullie I fragile OwO

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>he has a fucking amibo
Why do people keep posting this? So fucking what? Even if characters already have an Amiibo they ALWAYS make a new one in the Smash pose, like they did with Inkling. An existing amiibo has no effect on whether the character will be in Smash.

The Walmart leak was actually real though.

replace doom with pic related and youre solid

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Nah, anyone who's already in MvC has no chance of being in Smash.

>random western character that does have any material for a move set
>getting into smash

Stevefags have always been retarded.

Nani
The what now?

yea youre right theyre probably going to remove ryu too

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BAsed and sissypilled

Ryu was added to Smash before he was in MvC.

>Ryu was added to Smash before he was in MvC.
is this a joke?

That depends. Are you laughing?

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what the fuck are you even talking about. also megaman and zero

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I hate capeshit but god do I want that tounge so deep inside me

actually kys tranny

>he doesn't use a keyboard on his phone

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dosn't matter its all fake anyway

cringe

Holy fucking shit are people actually legitimately roleplaying in threads now?
Man fuck rosterfags

BANJO.
YOU THERE. BANJO.
BANJO, CEASE ALL THIS ROSTERFAGGING.
DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN GET IN SMASH BEFORE I DO?
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO PREDATE ME
WHEN I AM ALREADY IN?

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Boring, ugly, pointless

What if they release a free character outside of the pass?

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I want Macdonalds

It'll probably be an echo. I would be genuinely surprised if we did not see at least a couple more echoes. They introduced a whole new concept for fighters then they only made... 4 new echoes? Seems odd.

Maybe one or more echoes. The only way I could see a real free character happening is if Microsoft bankrolls it as a goodwill gesture.

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>echoes
>new concept
Are you actually retarded they are literally just shallow clones that are nothing more than a skin
Are you actually a tard
Holy shit can’t make this up

Go away phonepostedtitor.

>gets btfo
>resorts to buzzwords
Everytime
Your just a retarded Faggott

>n-no you!
Yikes

I thought anti-Reimu posters being the lowest IQ users on Yea Forums was a figure of speech
Holy shit it wasn't

WAHHHH STOP THEM MOMMY
WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING
WAHHH
*shits diaper*
Your such a gay faggot omega gaylord holy shit imagine being such a faggot like yourself hahah
WAHHHHHH
IM DA BEST BECYZE I LIek dis character and ur a big giant poppy faggot
*shits diaper again*
*eats shit*
*smears REYMOO FOR LYFE ON WALS in shit*
*eats the shit*
POOPY YUMMY
That’s how you sound right now
Get over yourself faggot

And you're pic related

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>only pretending
ITS MERELY PRETENDING
GOD SUCH A FAG U CANT EVEN GET SUCH A SIMPLE THING RIGHT
>no argument
Hahhahahhaha
Your such a faggot holy shit it’s a fake character on a screen get over yourself hahahha

What the fuck is the faded out gift in the vault right beside the spirit shop? I figured it'd be for shitty spirits they'd add but they've added several by now and nothing. PP wasn't unlocked through it. So what the hell is it for?

To buy cute dresses when u come out a sissyfag omega stupid gaylord retarded faggot o faggot

It was in fact used for spirits, the ones you get from LGPE save data.

Has MS ever been known to pay for something as a show of good will? Genuinely curious. If yes I could see them doing it due to Live on Switch and various other XBox games coming over. If they did it'd boil down to who? Banjo, Steve, Chief?

That's disappointing, thanks.

GAY ANAL SEX HERE FOR FREE
ALL THE MEN U CAN HANDLE DONT BE LONG BIG BOY ;)

bandwagon degenerate

You should be getting ready for school.

HONK HONK HONK
IMAGIENGE GOING TO SCHOOL
LOL XD RETARD
HOW OLD DO U TENK I AM AND ITS SUNDAY GOSH UR SO DUMB I CANT HABDLE IT

did someone say goku

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this, i know they put a lot of effort into joker and i hope the others aren't any less well done but if it's gonna take 5 months to do one guy i don't know how the fuck they expect 4 new ones in 9 months

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pretty sure he said that he would make steven universe black and rename him stealen universe if he ever got in

Artorias would be awesome, but there's no way in hell that's happening. He's an empty husk type of character with a tragic backstory, he would be so out of place in smash where everyone else has at least an ounce of levity and humor

It's not, it took five months because they were also doing the stage builder. The rest of the characters should come faster.

I FUCKING LOVE GAMZEEE
THIS HAS BENE MY LOCSCREEN FOEVWR

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>He's an empty husk type of character with a tragic backstory,
Yeah we don't have any characters like that in Smash at all. SAMUS

How did you react to the epilogues

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I haven’t read homestuck in like 5 years lol
I just fucking love crazy honk boy so much

Thats a real stretch there, the two characters are very different

Lmao you should catch up cuz lots of stuff has happened

>replace one of the most important games in the industry with my one-game dog
Nah.

Meh I stopped around page 3000 I never even finished it lol I forgot everything
Way to much to read
No thanks
This is now a homestuck thread OwO

Man name one good Doom game besides the first one.

The one were he goes poopy in a hamsters asshole

You've been posting obsessively in this thread for 6 hours.

Just thought I'd let you know.

Doom 2, Doom 3, Doom 64, Doom

No I haven’t that was my second post faggot

>Doom 3
Really?

Oh that's embarrassing. You've wasted this much time making posts nobody cared about, and you feel too ashamed to even own up to it. That's just sad.

????
Projecting much faggot
Now this Is my third post
Go suck a cock or something shitlord

This is getting pathetic.

If this is real it would actually be pretty based, all of it.

OBESSED
4th post
Stop replying to me Faggott
Fall In a pit and cease existence

Sad.

JUSR LIEK UR LIFE

Based google squad coming to slaughter and chop up Erdrick like the squealing piggy that piece of shit is.

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Well when they spend most of their time harassing mojang/Rare/children/critics, anyone would be sick of their shit, and wish they didn’t get their bear, because they don’t fucking deserve it. Minecraft became the #1 best selling game, and these man children want smash to be about THEM??? Fucking selfish

8-bit Mario, who will have stuff from DK and Mario 1/2

vocaroo.com/i/s0aAzPciAf7u

Banjo-Kazooie wasn't developed by a complete piece of shit excuse for a human being like Minecraft was.

Didn't they literally advertise Joker early to sell the DLC pass?

What is the point of Super Smash Bros if it's just a clusterfuck of non-Nintendo characters?

That would actually be a pretty sweet character, not gonna lie.

>wahh notch is so ebil
Fuck off tranny
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/discord/
>>>/trannyera/

If anything, dark souls rep would be the elite knight

So true. It should have been spring man and captain toad. Why the fuck did Sakurai betray his fan base and add Snake and Cloud?
Friendly reminder that if your most wanted list consists of nothing but 3rd parties, you are a fake Nintendo fan and just bandwagon smash releases without touching any other hard work

...

>notch says boy/girl are genders
>banjies reeeeeeee

Yeah I'm still not gonna watch it.

But will you read THIS. This if from an actual Google employee, about how the leak is fake
twitter.com/elscorchy/status/1129063842456252416

You lost Arthur. Get over it.

Too pussy to accept the Google leak is fake just like your Grinch leak?

>wouldn’t it be cool if this first party character was in
>maybe if Zelda reps wasn’t half links
*random fag*
HUHH NO WAY FAG HUFFF HUFF SMASH IS ABOUT ALL GAYMES NOT JUST NINTENDO STOP BEING SUCH A FAG THEY NEED TO PUT THIS 2 decade old dead bear in retard
>ARE U IMPLYING THEY SHOULD ADD THERE OWN CHARACTERS IN
>more first party
>no way fag
That’s basically what smash has become at this point
Personally Eevee with a evolution mechanic or Epona or Midna and Wolf Link or K K Slider would be way better pics than more third party
When u keep adding so many it ruins the point of guest characters
Personally
Ryu, Ken, Ritcher weren’t needed at all
Alcuard should Have gotten in over simon it would be nice for some of the third party to be characters other than the main character like having Some villain third party would be cool

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The more you losers insist on calling the google leak, the more likely it's going to emerge as ESRB leak 2.0. Get fucked.

The thing with DLC is nobody's going to spend extra money on a game just to get... more Nintendo characters. Nothing motivates people to buy DLC like a third party they never thought they were going to get.

Nintendo characters are fine for the base game but the DLC has got to be third parties.

I'd rather nonTendo characters than bottom of the barrel shit like Incineroar and Isabelle.

go back

>WANTING MORE FIRST PARTY CHARACTERS
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
We already have too many fucking first party characters in smash. And you want even more?
FUCK YOU
We need more third party characters.

Arthur?

Ads cost several thousand, user

Fucking based. I remember when Joker got in over gold pink peach. I was so upset I hurt my hand while smashing my Labo kit

Says you

I'd prefer Solaire or Chosen Undead for Souls rep, but this is a pretty good lineup. I refuse to get my hopes up though, we all remember what happened last time.

It's fun. Eternal will be better.

>it's going to emerge as ESRB leak 2.0
Stage 1: Denial

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FUCK YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SO MAD

>multiple clear images and videos showcasing the game and its contents in motion
>the same as putting some keywords into an ad that anyone can buy
It's literally less effort than the grinch leak.

I would 100% love that lineup, but the fact that "insiders" seem about as sure on Erdrick as they were about Incineroar scares me.

>using labo
>gold peach? Is that just some shitty OC u made?
It’s still their game having like 20 third parties kinda ruins the point
Joker is fine he adds something different but
Honestly it just being like Cloud, Snake, Sonic, and Megaman is really all it should be
I doubt anyone cared when Pac-Man, or Ryu was added
Bayo is more like first party
And Alcuard would have been way better over Simon and ritcher
But also the first party characters need changes a lot of them are just dumb or have no reason to be in mostly DR MARIO

Just try not to kill yourself when E3 passes without your cereal mascot bear getting a new game or announced for Smash.

The Grinch leak didn't cost thousands of dollars to make.

If you ask me, that just makes Erdrick leakbait.

Strider Hiryu should be in Smash if Ryu Hyabusa or Joe Musashi doesn't make it in.

I just want a real ninja character, not a Hylian LARP'ing as a Sheikah, not a goddamn frog, gimmie a cool character that fufills a conventional character trope.

I also want Haohmaru or Samonosuke for my slow deliberate Samurai character.

Stevey stevey
Cope and seethey

That was supposed to be the setup for you to say "Stage 2: Anger" at which point I would have offered you $100 for Banjo to be in Smash. But you ruined it. It's over now.

Third parties are bad. Why can no one respect Nintendo anymore and insist on other people's work in? It’s not fair. Nintendo has no real fans; only bandwagoners

The concept of "leakbait" is itself leakbait in order to make the actual corroborated leaks seem less trustworthy.

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Colorful Plath is bland as fuck so hopefully not.

Someone hasn't heard Never Ending Night.

>Thinking people wouldn't spend thousands just to make fake information for video games

Except that Erdrick's name has been spread around so much that it's impossible for it to be legitimate. Nintendo purposefully let the name slip out to be leakbait and distract from the truth.

There was just the perfect storm of fake leaks with this game. Nobody is expecting Google Theory to be correct after having been burned on the Grinch Leak, which is going to make it all the more shocking when Google Theory actually is correct.

>Paper Mario
>another FE swordie
>mii spellcaster
>more pokemons
Okay then.

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. People are only expecting Erdrick because other people have said his name so much, and other people have said his name so much because they were told to.

>>mii spellcaster
I would actually like this because Lip and Viridi being swordsmen is some dumb shit.

Just like how Incineroar was "leakbait" right?

>2019
>trusting "insiders"

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>we banjokes are le rebels against le leaker empire le le le isn’t this just like Star Wars with the endore and Death Star and pew pew
I knew you were manchildren, but wow

>murr incineroar
Insiders only knew about Incineroar a few weeks before his reveal last november.

Now insiders has heard about Erdrick. Since December. It's clear that Erdrick is leakbait released months in advance on purpose.

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How
Cloud, Sonic, Snake and Megaman
Are more interesting and way more important than 99% of the characters in the game
I like joker because he was like a nice treat no one would ever expect but
It’s not like they have many more exicting ones to add and when the Pokémon ones are things like Greninja and wrastlecat instead of ones people actually like then yah third parties are better but
Like all the worthy first parties they won’t add like
>magolor
>Eevee or actual Pokémon people like
>K. K Slider
>Epona or Minda and Wolf Link
>Lyn
>Porky or Giegue
Like who else would they add
Toad, Krystal, Isaac, Skull Kid, Saki?

The only good part of this DLC is Banjo-Kazooie, but knowing Sakurai he'll fucking butcher them and give them a copy+pasted moveset.

Why the hell does Dark Souls deserve a character rep over Rayman? Fucking Bull Shit.

>I knew my taste was good
Hate to break it to you, but your taste is shit.

You can't trust just one source. Anyone can fake a leak. Even the Google ads aren't trustworthy because it is indeed possible it to have been the work of one guy with a lot of disposable income. But then you've got people talking about "leakbait" and saying that if too MANY leaks contain the same info then you can't trust those either. Isn't that a little too convenient?

Nintendo only makes money with smash, and they know this. If Nintendo didn’t show snake at E3, smash wouldn’t be a best seller, because now they know third parties sell, and no one gives a hoot about their original franchises, and it’s sad

>Reggie said the DLC picks would bring something new to the table, and are not typically associated with Nintendo

Yet the Joker is a literal copy+paste character.

ARE they sure on Erdrick? I haven't seen a single leaker specifically insisting it will be Erdrick, while many of them emphatically stated Incineroar would be in. It's just assumed that it will be Erdrick because Vergeben said a Square character would be in, DQ is Square's second most popular franchise, and Smash always uses main protagonists.

He's in

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Rayman is a nobody.

>How is this going to work now

Considering Joker is a lazy as fuck copy+pasted character, they will make ever dlc character a copy+pasted character.

>Alucard over Simon
Moron

K.K. Slider would actually be pretty cool. There aren't any music based fighters in Smash.

Maybe they should make stuff besides pokemon, mario and Zelda

Frank O’Conner. How soon did we all forget

>I can't believe we're getting characters nobody wanted

fixed

Do your homework boy

See Not even remotely the same situation.

>he's a swordsman and uh
>side-B to throw literal shit
Bravo Sakurai. . . Bravo.

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Yah that’s what makes me upset especially how he was like the original mascot and Isabelle just kinda pushed him aside

Chrom should have had Ike's side-B. I want that move on a fast character.

Sorry, no one wanted Chrome. No one wanted another Marth.

>not wanting the first third party villain that also happens to be a vampire instead of Conan
Okay fag

To be fair Isabelle is a semi-clone of Villager so it was easy to phone her in for this half-assed game whilst K.K. Slider would have required some actual work.

How soon did we all forget 343 said that Halo 2 Anniversary didn't exist?

He'll have a downB counter as well, what else can this guy have? He has very very little in terms of moveset potential.

I want Chromie. We don't have many dragons in Smash.

Chrom isn't a dragon, he's another Marth.

>thinks Alucard is a villain
>doesn't know that Richter actually is a villain
Yeah I think you're stupid.

:(
We can’t be assed so here’s a semi clone
Enjoy
Imagine how nice having a character around music would be
>they couldn’t even be assed to do an olimar/alph thing with digby instead
:(

I don’t care
GIVE ME THE VAMPIRE

Up-B will be Artorias' famous grappling hook, which only leaves his neutral B... hm.

Yeah, I'm thinking they're in.

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Actually a lot of people did fag

You literally haven't played the game and you just want it because "muh cool vampires." Yikes.

Pitch a moveset for Haruka and I'll consider putting her in the game.