This is an official piece of artwork for Splatoon 2, an E-rated game created by the family-friendly video game company Nintendo.
This is an official piece of artwork for Splatoon 2...
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Brayden Morris
Octonigger.
Josiah Russell
I love Callie!
Grayson Gray
Juan Williams
cute!
Hudson Wilson
I don’t understand how Nintendo went from two wholesome, pure, modest squid cousins in the first game and downgraded it to 2 filthy potty-mouthed race/species mixing WHORES in the second.
Xavier Long
>a children's game features children
This may be shocking but children also exist outside your pedophilic fantasy
Colton Turner
What were they thinking
Ryan Green
>hand has the same color as her normal skin
marina confirmed not black
Mason Gutierrez
Me too!
Samuel Robinson
So you haven't played 2?
Luke Bennett
*E10+ rated game
Brody Young
yeah, those armpits are pretty lewd and smelly, but you can't see her feet, so it's still E-rated content easily.
Christopher Cruz
She’s 18
Aaron Ortiz
Vagina bones
Cooper Gonzalez
How's Splatfest going?
Leo Davis
Why are white people so hypersensitive about what the human body looks like?
Evan Wilson
she's a darker asian
Nolan Clark
Are you retarded?
Logan Moore
Would she pass the snoy seal of approval?
Aiden Johnson
White people are a decent majority in the West (no big surprise there) and since some people have certain views of the world which entitles them to be thinking that they're the only perspective around you have them think that only their opinion matters. The way I see it if a fictional character is cute or hot or sexy or funny then as long as I can come home and either laugh with them or jerk off to them I'll let any stupid waifu body typecasting slide. But that's just me.
Robert Jones
Cooper Sanchez
Owen Clark
>that protuding forehead
kek
John Hill
I get matched with teammates that have less than one functional synapse.
So the usual.
Adam Williams
Yeah so what every kid knows about 2-Pac.
Julian Sanders
Callie is so cute
Jack Carter
VAGINA BONES! I CAN SEE HER VAGINA BONES!
Ian Cruz
I love Marie!
William Campbell
its called hips, you fucking retard
Grayson Wilson
I don't see the problem here.
Daniel Smith
Given how close they are, I need to know Yea Forums's opinion on how far they have taken their relationship.
strawpoll.me
Jose Rodriguez
did this guy have a fetish for cloning himself
Charles Howard
I have no idea. Some guy dumped them on /trash/. I have 17 of them. I guess he has a fetish for German World War 2 troops getting ambushed by the allies or something.
Caleb Turner
same I know I shouldnt talk shit but fuck there are some tards out there. Sometimes you feel bad for the other team though.
Gabriel Collins
I want to BLEACH her.
Isaac Hughes
She'd probably yell "NIGGER!!!" through her killer wail anyways.
Ryder Long
Justin Nelson
i want to kiss all over that tummy
Ayden Anderson
Vagina bones
Angel Scott
Gabriel Cooper
But what's with those heels?
Levi Perez
why would nintendo allow a piercing like that in a children's game?
Gabriel Hall
They're fresh.
Jackson Adams
are u niggers unironcally have a fetish for octopus girls? fucking zoomers
Daniel Hughes
>fucking jawman
didn't expect to see an old /k/ meme on here
Liam Harris
ask me how i know youre a virgin
Isaac Lee
James Barnes
Josiah Watson
You're a cringe faggot for thinking that's even worthy of being controversial in an e rated game. Nintendo fans the biggest weirdos
Jack Rodriguez
based
Nolan Price
Chase Cruz
based
Chase Price
Oliver Peterson
Jaxson Cook
Would Splatoon be a better game if the Inklings looked liked this?
Carter Price
Christopher Nguyen
shes not even barefoot dumbass
Evan Lee
>cute tummy
Are you ok retard?
Jeremiah Howard
Liam Lee
>reading comprehension
Ethan Thompson
>just won two x10 battles in a row
Michael Cruz
Thiccfags leave
Jace Gutierrez
Neck yourself
Cameron Cox
Why?
Caleb Flores
She's 21, so its okay.
Bentley Russell
Marina is 18, Pearl is 21
Aaron Bailey
Nice work mate.
Jaxson Moore
Which team?
Chase Cook
rude
Juan Jackson
Cameron Bell
Yea its as if your playing a game made for kids or something.
Aiden White
>Marina gets you in the door, Pearl is why you stay
Kayden Ward
literally BUILT for BIG HUMAN COCK
Jordan Hughes
>Callie simultaneously making fun of the fact that she's fatter and her boobs are smaller
This should not expand dong but it does
Bentley Phillips
And funnily enough, SJWs fucking love it.
Luis Lopez
I want to cum on Marina's chest.
Logan Reed
It has a way to post messages from their Twitter for everyone in game to see, so of course they love it. Anything that lets them attention whore and spew their fucking politics everywhere, even children's video games.
Sebastian Adams
>implying
You're able to report messages for inappropriate conduct if you see somebody being a complete faggot on the internet, this extends to the epic anti-SJWs counter-raiding back when Splatoon 2 was relatively new and "trans rights uwu" started getting blasted all over the in-game messages prompting xX1488[PRAISE*KEK]Xx types to retaliate.
Nicholas Edwards
ask me how i know youre a newfag
Landon Cooper
very well
James Harris
>Haven't had fun with Splatoon 2 for months
>Still shows up for these threads
It is like a curse.
Gavin Peterson
What the absolute fuck, I can't stop laughing
Isaiah Cooper
>Marie not being the bustier one
Asher Nelson
Killing off Miiverse was a huge mistake. Social media is ducking cancer.
Jaxson Rivera
wait a sec that pose this seems familiar
Justin Long
War is hell.
Joshua Myers
I miss Miiverse so much, it was like dropping the age-bracket of Yea Forums about two or three years.
Jaxon Martinez
I love how bad the lighting is, you can tell he took the pics in some shitty bedroom with one light source
Carter Adams
LEON!
Kayden Parker
it's actually pretty kino. i could see hanging in the national gallery.
Aaron Phillips
>no one will ever be this happy to see you
Isaiah Hughes
>spend countless hours training for war
>have the top of the line equipment
>can't use any of it because an American everyone while they were in their underwear
War isn't fair.
Ayden Taylor
I want to officially shove my weenie down her throat.
Does this semen demen have any figures?
James Diaz
You sure about that?
Colton Wilson
Alexander Collins
This is art. It's like Eddie Murphy at the barbershop.
Wyatt Diaz
Just this and a mini choco egg figure
Adrian Wilson
Kevin Gomez
would the marina amiibo feel good in my ass
Joseph Morales
Jose Fisher
Russian troops force captured Germans to go on a death march as revenge for their fallen comrades. -1945 colorized
Parker Garcia
how much longer is the fest?
Kayden Williams
Depends on the amount of lubricant you have.
Nolan Flores
I'll take bottom
Aaron Harris
Dear faggot
Stop sucking so much cock
Love everyone
Jackson Roberts
Nope
Looks like Galeem is coming for your waifu
Jayden Jackson
Sorry user, the dicks just showed up and I didn't know what to do with them and I panicked
Carson Davis
I love the game but the 8 weeks I’m struck out in bumfuck for school is gay
Daniel Richardson
>Don't be such a bitch user, it's just some powdered sea snail. You're not a faggot are you?
Brayden Harris
the problem with splatoon is that you're always playing with 5 year olds who don't know how to play while the other team are all japanese super soldiers
Eli Evans
hey man, it's better than minecraft porn
Nicholas Sullivan
This is painfully accurate considering I've only lost ranks in the last times I remember playing the game.
John Jones
Is there supposed to be something offensive or lewd about this?
Jonathan Ortiz
>Demonize, slander, and make any sort of even remote sexualization or sex appeal negative and completely inappropriate.
>Future is full of confused trannies, repressed furries who grew up yanking it to gadget, and five million blt's who don't know what the fuck they want.
Stop it.
It's okay for kids to see and like tits, middriffs, and butts, it's natural, it's healthy, you're obstructing the process and now everyone's a fucking disgusting, unhappy, degenerate- masturbating to Chikorita plushies and kitchen floor tiles.
Nolan Turner
Any part of the female form exposed is sinful, didn't you know we're a caliphate now
Anthony Robinson
Oh yeah, I know this artist, they make me do the spicy jerk.
Parker Roberts
Benjamin Peterson
>Ngyes!
How did Nintendo get away with this?
James Bell
Carter Cox
The solution is to make absolutely every character in media sexy as hell. Everyone gets to be thicc.
Michael Gomez
Time Travel here. Saturday seemed like we were winning every match, now on Sunday losing every match.
Hudson Bell
>japan's obsession with lower ab muscle tone that directs your eyes to the crotch
>no western gaymer does this to bodies
that moment when japan understands you
Noah Price
I had the exact opposite experience. Was getting absolutely rocked last night and won the majority today, ended on a 5 win streak before I had to head off for work.
Juan Taylor
Like half an hour
Noah Carter
For me it's always getting bobied at night
Logan Watson
Who is jasper.jud and why is his name orange?
Josiah Martin
It's almost time lads
Joshua Ramirez
Still need 250 points for queen but don't think I will make it
Kayden Wood
Fuck no
Unless she's a lesbian
Christian Gomez
It's possible she is
Eli Harris
She likes white people though
Nathaniel Price
Is the gay stronger than MUH WHITE PEPO?
Henry Myers
She's an Octoling...., a fictional race of sentient octopus people. She isn't black or Asian...
Connor Reyes
>>last battle
Zachary Young
So when are the results coming?
Landon Anderson
Alexander Gonzalez
>10 hours
Well fuck
Anthony Green
If memory serves correctly Octolings and Inklings can change their skin color at will. Probably means we can have a dark Pearl and light Marina.
Jack Carter
why do people insist pearl and marina are a couple, cant two girls be close friends and coworkers without them wanting to taste octopie or squidcunny
Jonathan Evans
Because it's cute, what other reason would one need?
Xavier Turner
ro have something non degenerate than racemixing agegap dykes?
Caleb King
Who cares nigger, Nintendo also made Geist and you can play as a naked chick for a portion of the game after possessing her in a shower before turning her into a badass killer (because you need to escape a place)
Sebastian Rodriguez
Well when they add any actua importantl male characters to ship them with we'll let you know
Joseph Miller
Imagine the waft of stink from it from standing too close to her
Sebastian Rodriguez
This pic is a mindfuck
Gabriel Rodriguez
FUCK I MISSED THE SPLATFEST I WANTED TO REROLL SOME GEAR
Nolan Evans
White Marina looks weirder to me than Black Pearl
Brandon Cook
So report in fuckers. What team were you on and how bad did you get fucked?
Ethan Myers
None, I haven't participated since the Knights. vs. Wizards.
Austin Jackson
>tfw I missed that one
I was super excited for it too
Nolan Moore
Timechad and I'd say it was 50/50. Last match was a 10x and won so that was cool
Jackson Perry
too bad about her skin
Chase Allen
Marina would look so good in Agent 8s warm skin tone
but she's just the worst shade of chocolate
Henry Ward
I feel really conflicted about the Splatfests. Yeah, they are fun, but they also bring content that we likely will never see again. The colors, the Shifty Stations, at most the plaza will repeat its holiday looks every year.
Andrew Gray
Yeah and if you go to a gym you'll see women in sports bras. Go outside
Justin Peterson
This is an official piece of artwork for Super Mario Odyssey, an E+10-rated game created by the family-friendly video game company Nintendo.
Nicholas James
Well it's either that or the content would never exist at all. The novelty is part of what makes it exciting.
Dominic Johnson
>literally one victory away from top brass
>got called out literally all fucking day with no down time
I mad. But at least octo daughter is still best daughter.
Mason Russell
Welcome Veemofriend
Owen Adams
Have this octo pic to ease you down a bit.
Blake Rogers
I adore squids and octos in sailor uniforms.
Nathaniel Watson
Hello, Splatoon friend.
That's a good octo.
Could they possibly be any cuter?
Adam Turner
Why does Marina have a permanent NERVOUS LAUGHTER expression on her face?
Logan Reed
If they added a bow it would be cute as heck
Christopher Lewis
Juan Rogers
literally squid ass crack
Jose Williams
anxiety?
John Clark
She actually talks about this in the OE. She's always on edge about the fact that she's an Octo in the limelight in Inkling society. She's worried that if it gets out that she's an Octo that everyone will start hating her. Inklings are retarded and don't even realize this of course. Pearl even threatens to shank Cuttlefish if he goes after her for it.
Liam Hall
There's something amusing about an entire society being so flippant and distracted by fashion and splatting they don't even notice obvious stuff like that.
The telephone was right
Jose Turner
Don't forget they're also so flippant about firearms that they allow children to keep high caliber sniper rifles just lying around their bedrooms.
Nolan Scott
its just paint
let the squids have some fun
Thomas Jenkins
Maybe one day.
Henry Morgan
You don't let retards play with paint
Joshua Thompson
Paint that when propelled from that weapon will cause an enemy's entire body to fucking explode
Connor Wood
big titty brown gf
Leo Hughes
I bet Inkling society is extremely casual about sex too. They probably have nightly nude turf wars that devolve into orgies within the hour.
Levi Hall
Maybe not quite that casual, but I do imagine they are pretty open about it. They're a "do what feels good" society in just about every other way as is. They could barely even be assed to take the actual war seriously back in the day.
Noah Carter
Maybe he was
Henry Sanders
He lost, so he was wrong. Didn't the scrolls teach you anything? That's how history works.
Zachary Smith
Pearl once said "History is made to be re-written"
Ethan Ramirez
well callie lost so that proves history is wrong
Gavin Scott
Whoa, holy fuck, I just realized Marina has florescent teal-green finger tips...
Like, isn't that awfully coincidental considering what goes on in OE. Was she somehow involved in the sanitation process before escaping? Seriously, no other regular octos have this, right?
Nolan King
Sebastian Cruz
Landon Gutierrez
>Vagina bones
Benjamin Gutierrez
Well we went and got her back, the best things are worked for after all.
Anthony Perry
Joshua Lee
Ryan Davis
Cameron Turner
Austin Garcia
Brody Campbell
Jace Allen
Look at all them sailor squids
Matthew Stewart
Chase Fisher
At least kids won't grow up gay
Ayden Jenkins
Jonathan Sanders
Are you saying Marina was phone
Jaxon Butler
Jordan Reed
Gavin Allen
Jace Reed
what do you think "Nigger" would sound like in their native squid language?
Ethan Bailey
id def keep that sound as my text tone lmao.
Gabriel Johnson
"woomy"
Logan Mitchell
youtube.com
Ask Pearl, she'll know
Jeremiah Perez
Those sailors were top cute.
Bentley Martin
Austin Reyes
>you actually lose your clothes when you take damage in the Splat2 campaign
Luke Robinson
From what I remember, one proposed design for the Salmon Run outfits were basically just the spats and sport bras they were when taking damage in the campaign.
Henry Peterson
Wyatt Ortiz
I really hope they go all out for the last Splatfest. Maybe even include Callie and Marie somehow.
Samuel Nguyen
Team Callie and Pearl vs Team Marie and Marina
Anthony Young
Noah Collins
Do not continue, 8 is too pure for this
Easton Peterson
I don't get it, is something off?
Landon Russell
It's gotta be one huge blowout since the game is still at an all-time high.
I agree with , cease such things with my baby girl.
Josiah Carter
Lewd the veemo
Nathan Baker
I'm surprised they're even ending it. But I guess Splatoon 3 is already in development
Caleb Wood
If we hear any news on it within the next year's time I will be pleasantly surprised.
Levi James
Tyler Brown
Calimari Inkantation by Off the Hook ft. The Squid Sisters
Benjamin Walker
I actually thought about this the other day and decided it had better be the final boss theme for Splat 3.
Blake Diaz
Nicholas Cruz
Hunter Perez
>tfw always busy all day Saturdays so I can never participate in splatfests
Justin Sullivan
Blake Rodriguez
Such is the price of being a retail slave. My days off are Wednesday/Thursday. I've probably played in maybe 4 Splatfests between both Splatoon 1 and 2
Carson Williams
Is it racemixing time?
Julian Adams
Joshua James
Top cute.
I feel your pain.
Chase Murphy
Octo x Ink is race mixing regardless of color.
Benjamin King
Samuel Sanders
I'm used to fantasy settings so when I say "racemixing" that's what I meant anyway
Daniel Green
>that pic
I subscribe completely to the head canon that this series needs to either adopt cel-shading or get up to the level seen in the advertising material. It just looks slightly ugly right now. I know the series is in it's infancy but still.
Jason Morales
yes they are
Cameron Nguyen
The worst part is that Saturday is the only day that I need to be out of the house basically all day.
Easton Hughes
I've just been avoiding it. Don't want to fuck over any teams with my shit performance.
Benjamin Russell
2D Inklings are much cuter than the 3d models
Nicholas Thompson
thumbnail looks like saggy head-tits
Luke Cook
The hell are you talking about? She's cute as a button.
I'm clingy, but only to octos.
Jaxon Morgan
There's not a chance in hell you're any worse than the TImmies that emerge for Splatfests
Aaron White
2D will be cuter than 3D regardless of the quality of the 3D models
Bentley Ross
>tfw you'll never experience this
Dominic Diaz
Saturday is supposed to be my day off, but for one reason or another I usually find myself forced out somewhere. I just want to enjoy the weekend and splat.
Luke Reed
Saturday is really only a day off when you're a kid, for adults its errand/laundry day
Robert Taylor
Goddammit you nearly killed me
Aaron Perez
kek
Asher Reyes
Unless you are a kid in middle school or high school or whatever, it ain't exactly a day off
Joseph Anderson
I go out of my way to take care of that shit during the week, though. Bit of grocery shopping here, bit of laundry there. Bills one night, maybe some light yard work. That sort of crap. All for the sake of a relaxing weekend but in the end I still get screwed.
Logan Ramirez
FUCK I NEED TO FUCK INKLING AND OCTOLING GIRLS FUCK I WANT TO HOLD THEM BY THEIR ANKLES AND PRESS THEIR LEGS BACK FOR DEEPER PENETRATION AND SO I CAN SEE THEIR FEET AT THE SAME TIME AND SEE THEIR TOES CURL WHEN I MAKE THEM CUM FUCK
Jonathan Taylor
My off days have been Monday/Tuesday for about years now. I do nothing except work, eat, sleep, play vidya and shitpost on Yea Forums so other than work my schedule shifts very little from day to day.
Alexander Evans
Stop.
Brody Wilson
Leo Adams
OCTOLINGS OR SQUIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, INKOPOLIS IS FOR SQUIDS ONLY GO AWAY OR I WILL MAKE YOU ALL SLAVES AGAIN
Michael Wright
Suggest some games to play with my wife's daughter and my wifey?
Jayden Phillips
Same
Oliver Green
anybody on teleport team wanna play together ?
Kevin Howard
because nintendo is secretly redpilling the fuck out of the youth while sony and microsoft are sitting in a corner choking on dicks.
Justin Hall
Splatfest's over my guy
Luke Moore
>Race mixing is good
>Redpill
I have a feeling you don't know what you're saying.
Kayden Thomas
>Octoling
>Squigger
explain
How old is she
Daniel Fisher
fuck off.
Gavin Barnes
not for Europe, still got 5 hours left
Ian Butler
12
Anthony Green
there is no race mixing in nintendo games dumbass. octoniggers are niggers and squids are master race.
James Wood
>He doesn't know
Jonathan Ross
Was that supposed to be a fucking slide?
Andrew Cruz
Yep.
Joshua Peterson
It's a park/playground
If you go to Japan, all the parks are like that where it's fenced and the ground is that sort of sandy dirt.
Christian Campbell
it looks like you are supposed to climb up the tentacle part, and slide down the other ways.
Gavin Cox
Looks like a bit of the playground equipment you'd climb up on.
Thank god, because that would be a fucked up slide.
Lucas Bailey
Ohhh, ok. I was afraid that was the part they were sliding down.
Thomas Lopez
Considering how fucked up a lot of things in this world are upon closer analysis I wouldn't have been surprised
Tyler Sanchez
John Campbell
Don't do it.
Alexander Gray
It's just a vidya pretty (octopus) lady, not much more.
Jaxon Butler
nobody ?
Jack Watson
better ask /ink/ on vg
Henry Green
It's over for most of us over in the west, man. I don't know how many europosters are in here.
Jeremiah Cruz
That looks disturbing, then again Splatoon has some real nightmare fuel concept art, like the final boss idea for OE which was teeth and eyeballs in the blender that fires exploding sausage wrappings, or how the Greek statue was originally a cloned human with all its organs exposed.
Jayden Bailey
You got sauce? I wanna see this.
Julian Bailey
Gotchu covered, man.
Camden Nguyen
Wish I had the statue one, though. Haven't seen it.
Anthony Anderson
Hi, Pedro
Isaiah Reed
Telephone's some spooky shit. Thanks man.
Nicholas Miller
Ah, the 90s.
Julian Gray
How canon is it?
Jaxson Edwards
hey isn't this just a trace of a wii fit trainer drawing?
Jose Martin
as much as big N wants it to be
Alexander Sullivan
Yes.
Alexander Nguyen
What's it look like
Kayden Allen
Squib
Aaron Watson
pick a side
Luke Jenkins
This one is so fuckin adorable
Austin Powell
Cute.
Tall girlfriends.
Alexander Morgan
>Think that Tartar's final form was creepy in the game
>See the concept art upped his creepiness by a thousand.
Thank god Nintendo is kid friendly and executive meddling if that was the case.
Joseph Martinez
Don't make me choose.
Thomas Gomez
Only splatfest that matters is the one I just accidentally made on my computer desk desu.
Ryan Williams
The purpose of concept art is to just throw all ideas at the wall so the leader/director can choose among them for the appropriate tone he wants.
So what I'm getting at is almost every Nintendo game probably has off the wall horrifying concept art that didn't go anywhere
Jaxon Gonzalez
>you'll never know how it feels to have someone so happy and contented to cuddle you
Jeremiah Reyes
>6ft tall
>every gf is way shorter than me
>dated a curvy girl my height for a week in college
I like to remember it sometime, I'll never have that feeling again
Lucas Moore
I have. But not anymore
Jeremiah Sanders
No, because then I wouldn't be able to concentrate as well
Carter Kelly
I do, but it's just little cousins and nieces and stuff. I might never find a true love.
Alexander Adams
Sure you will. Believe in yourself
Gavin Bennett
You are now remembering all the veemos that didn't make it out of the Deepsea Metro
Ian Brown
who won the splatfest?
Wyatt Rodriguez
>All those hot amazonian octolings
>Blended, soul discarded, and reformed into telephone's playthings.
OE makes me livid sometimes.
Gabriel Miller
I want milkies from that white marina
Zachary Bennett
Tartar was a fucking monster and I'm glad he's dead.
Aaron Moore
I wish I was cute like an Inkling
Christopher Nguyen
I have accepted that I will never be a cute 2D squidgirl, but it still hurts.
Caleb Phillips
I would rather have cute like an octoling.
Brayden Martinez
I'm gonna miss that brown ink. I wonder if we'll ever get black and white ink
Oliver Carter
Jack Campbell
I choose brol girlfirends.
I only date chicks who can beat me in a bar room brawl.
Glass that ass.
Jacob Clark
I'm sorry you feel women need to be in baggy clothes and burkas at all times.
Camden Murphy
Fucker
Jason White
>finally reached max rank for splatfest after 3 X10 and one X100
it's strange, I had no special battles in my first 3 splatfests but got 2 X10 in the previous and now this, did they make them more common ?
Aaron King
I can only assume so. When they first started happening I wasn't getting in any. Last 3 splatfests or so, I been getting x10 every once in a while.
Wyatt Martinez
The concerts just keep getting better. A shame we here in filthy gaijin USA will never get one.
Josiah Williams
Why is Pearl trying to kill Marina in this pic?
Christian Roberts
But she loves her.
Elijah Lewis
She's giving her water. It's lethal to the Splatlings.
Dominic Davis
Only being submerged in water is lethal, not water into and of itself.
Jackson Evans
You know, I thought so too but sometimes during stage announcements Pearl talks about hydrating. Then Marina mentions water being lethal to them.
Christian Robinson
Wait are those squid kids in fucking iv-bags?
Aaron Morales
W-what do splatlings do when it rains? Floods? Earth is 80%+ water how do splatlings survive???
Asher Roberts
Use an umbrella? Stay inside?
Easton Sanchez
By eating a well balanced diet
Kayden Turner
>Earth is 80%+ water how do splatlings survive???
This is the entire plotline of Splatoon.
Rising sea levels drove the squids and octopi to war over the remaining land.
Logan Cruz
And that's why it stayed as just concept art.
Dylan Peterson
jawman has a humiliation fetish, which you can kinda see from the pictures too
Luis Collins
>me and friend decide to play splatoon 2
>both haven't touched the game in months
>hes lvl 7, im lvl 5
>try to play online together against other people
>cant figure it out
>can only seem to make a private lobby to fight each other
>thats dumb
>go make a salmon run lobby instead
>gets old after 2 games since stage doesn't change and cant pick your weapon
fucking why
Leo Edwards
You can find water bottles littering the ground in inkopolis during the Inner Agent 3 fight
Jordan Sanders
Why do people save thumb nails
Nolan Bailey
Consider that i was into hentai and jerking off at like 7 or 8 at the earliest amd i know im not the only one , 10 year old boys are sure as hell into this, what is the issue
Robert Parker
Whoops, I mean both in inkopolis and during the inner agent 3 fight
Andrew Morales
They are crazy.
Kevin Brooks
Phoneposters. Notice the m on the filename. Mobile Yea Forums only displays medium size files and they're retarded enough to save and repost them.
Camden Sanchez
Are they water bottles? Or something else? I bet inklings drink a lot of juice.
Sebastian Jenkins
I still can't get over the fact that this was an actual Splatfest.
Also seeing squids and octos with McDonalds actually makes me crave that trash damn effective marketing
Evan Williams
The red cyan 3D glasses at movie theaters always get me
Benjamin Miller
Yeah, I don't see the problem either.
It's not sexualising children, it gives children something they can sexualise if they already explored that much.
12yo me would have busted some serious nut over Splatoon.
Ryder Murphy
Is this what PlayStation 5 visuals will look like
William Moore
I WANNA SEE ADULT INKLINGS THAT AREN'T SHORTIES LIKE PEARL AND CAPN
I WANNA SEE TWINKLINGS!
Oliver Jenkins
So iPhones not have ANY Yea Forums app? I'm using clover
Owen Garcia
I'm more surprised it was in Japan instead of burgerland.
Levi Cruz
Pretty based my dude
Nathaniel Price
please post more like this
I love loli and shota squids (aka: the way squids are supposed to be)
Nathaniel Walker
McDonald's in Japan isn't like it is here
If I ever franchise restaurants I absolutely want to emulate the feeling of a Japanese McDonald's, going there is an actually pleasant and sweet experience that makes you want to go back.
It isn't like it is here where twenty unhappy workers are screaming at each other in the back as they hand you cold food in their gross mental asylum cafeteria
Liam Anderson
>It isn't like it is here where twenty unhappy workers are screaming at each other in the back as they hand you cold food in their gross mental asylum cafeteria
user, you and I have very, very different McDonald's experiences.
Jonathan Foster
Austin Young
It's pretty spot on for the ones around here too. I worked at one for like a year a decade ago and I would literally rather starve on the street than have to go back to that shithole, the most miserable and unpleasant people I've ever had the misfortune of associating with.
Tyler Cook
Don't call them that
They're SquidKids (™)
Blake Bennett
Is it worth the singleplayer alone, bros? I bought a switch last November because of Smash and I refuse to pay for online. What do I think of it?
Ayden King
The single player is only worthwhile if you also buy the Octo Expansion DLC, otherwise pass
Henry Murphy
I'm starting to think I'm the outlier here. No one will ever call McDonald's anything more than passable but I've never had anything remotely close to that. It's just a place to get food as far as I'm concerned. I'm more worried about other customers sometimes, and even then only sparingly.
Michael Richardson
well people seem to forget that in these threads and post shit like "aged-up" inklings and breasts. That's not right. Splatoon was made for pedophiles, it should be our territory, especially on Yea Forums, but normalfags rush to it because it's the hip new thing to fap to, and think they're contributing by posting trash. This is like a food bank opening in a run down black community that really needs it, but instead it gets over-run with basedboys who want to be trendy and look good on social media.
Parker Morales
Nigga, what?
Juan Russell
Best to ignore him
Sebastian Kelly
The food is passable here at least, even if the workspaces are a den of misery. One of our local McDonalds has been robbed at gunpoint about three times in the past five years or so, that's what they get for building it literally down the street from the projects. Thankfully that wasn't the one I worked at.
Hudson Watson
yeah that way you won't feel guilty about those starving black people outside the frames of your selfies
Michael Lewis
>that nose
NIGGA WHAT
Zachary Diaz
It's the entire culture of American and Europe that's fucked up and the reason you'll never be able to emulate a Japanese McDonalds. Because of the culture that is celebrated in America, people are inherently selfish and will do anything to fuck over others just to get ahead, or just to be assholes.
You try and get an American to dump their drink into liquid and ice container and then separate their trash into burnable and non burnable stuff after they finish a meal. Odds are they're going to just put everything into the burnable trash can. Hell places like Wendys and KFC sell beer, try and see that happening in America.
Japan might sacrifice individuality and it could be superficial, but everyone is more polite and and everything is so much better and cleaner there.
t. Just came back from Japan
They currently have a special going on with their Chicken McNuggets between Barbecue and Mayonnaise dipping sauce.They got a Jap Hamburgler doing it too.
It might have to do with the law, like how for a cartoon, you can't advertise toys for said cartoon when it airs in America.
Wyatt Parker
kys
Samuel Parker
I've never even seen trash separated by burnable and non burnable at a fast food place.
Michael Howard
What about it
Joshua Morris
Is this because I don't live in one of those coastal cities like LA or New York? Because I'm having serious trouble relating to any of this. Then again, we don't actually have things like liquid and ice containers and separate trash cans. The soda fountains just have a small sink underneath that most people just dump their liquids into.
Matthew Hughes
its cute
Nathan King
The angle's unflattering, it reminds me of Voldemort.
Benjamin Gomez
Well I live in Missouri myself. The soda setups are the same here as for you.
Zachary Nguyen
Have you been to a Japanese Wendy's?
They did it at the one I went to in Koto City.
I'm talking about Japan. You have to remember, they are a small, rocky island, meaning space is premium for them since they can't afford to have giant trash landfills like America.
Also most people would just throw out their remaining drink into the trash in America and not pour it into the soda dispenser drain.
In Japan, they have a specific drain near the trashcan where you're supposed to pour your drink and ice into it.
Ethan Myers
I've never been outside of the US in my life. I do want to visit Japan someday for the arcade fightan scene
Aiden Nelson
The fact that 90% of squidkids show off their legs makes this series great for a leg fetishist such as myself
Ryan Perry
Please GOD user let me get that sauce
Aiden Morris
Yeah, I'm starting to think my town is just an anomaly or something. People are mostly cordial and polite, or failing that just not assholes. Keyword being mostly, there's assholes here just like there'll be assholes anywhere. Still, I see people emptying drink into the drains constantly, it's just common sense.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Maybe not. My place is pretty much the same
Isaiah Perez
I just came back from a trip. Game Centers are still alive and well, not sure if you'll find the fighting scene, but you can defiantly find fighting games.
If you're in a small town, it might have a general sense of community where people watch after each other. But once things grow enough, you see conservative ideology of dog eat dog take over and people will be less inclined to help others unless it benefits themselves, or just treat each other like trash because. You'll see them say 'They're paid to clean up my messes' a lot when leave a giant mess in a public area.
Meanwhile everything in Japan looks pristine and not a piece of trash even in the major city parts. And their public transportation. Going back to my city's buses and trains is downright depressing for how dirty and inefficient they are.Also the fact we'll never get high speed rail because of corporate interests.
Ignorance really is bliss.
Julian Butler
Nigga, the artist name is in the fucking webm
Use google
Liam Cook
>almost 5am
Shit when did that happen? I usually collapse by now
Nicholas Gonzalez
2 AM where I am at
Adam Hill
Tall easy
Leo James
>You'll see them say 'They're paid to clean up my messes' a lot when leave a giant mess in a public area.
We mostly get that with tourists. Out of towners are huge pricks most of the time, maybe that's why we tend to not be huge assholes most of the time. Of course, whenever I leave on a trip for anywhere else I become an asshole tourist by default. That's just how it goes.
Jason Cox
Well good luck to all who played in the Splatfest, see y'all next squid thread
Brayden Collins
Charles Taylor
>mfw I had this to work with when I was that age
Daniel Walker
It's an American thing really, people tend to be really self centered and the real slogan for America should be 'I got mine, fuck you'.
it's why things are really shitty, but it comes with the myth of rugged individualism.
Brody Parker
Only a manlet would choose tall
Smol is way sexier, nothing better than going full nelson impaling a qt 5'4" on your meaty shaft
Joshua Campbell
Size difference is kino
John Thompson
Connor Nelson
Joshua King
Do you think Pearl fists Marina?
Carter Lopez
I've never had a horrible experience at a fast food place either. Rarely ever have really good experiences but it's never absolutely horrible.
Then again I don't even consider fucking my order up to be too bad, since I expect as much from lazy fucks working for minimum wage.
Elijah Morgan
Josiah Miller
Dominic Cruz
Squids are made for Big Octo Cock
Benjamin Lee
>DJ Octo gets CBT'd daily by Marie
>Cuttlefish is a useless old cuck
>Any significant character in the game is canon female
Ugh, le feminism is so strong in this game, when THE FUCK are they gonna add men into this franchise?
Juan Perry
Jordan Bailey
Wait until the 1980s style of anime highcut leotards makes a return.
Joshua Mitchell
John Rodriguez
>>Any significant character in the game is canon female
honestly that's probably why it's so popular in japan
Benjamin Parker
Austin Wood
in concept stages the game was planned to have no males at all
Aiden Watson
Samuel Phillips
Squids/octopi can change their color at will. No melanin.
David Clark
So now that the Splatfest is over, how was yours?
Mine was pretty bad for team Teleportation
Lucas Campbell
Still ended up with a couple more losses than wins for Time Travel, but we won the 10x battle I was in so I have that going for me.
Daniel Jenkins
I actually didn't have any 10x or 100x battles this time.
Landon Butler
why are squid tummies so fucking hot
Jace Cooper
You people amaze, fascinate and disgust me in equal measure
Elijah Smith
Because they're so nice and flat.
Nicholas Anderson
If you only smash small women, you will only beget small sons
Jacob Jones
Small sons get large wimmenz
Small sons grow up and get smol girls
The circle of life is complete
Colton Stewart
Thats not a circle at all
James Ramirez
I'm tall as fuck like my dad but my mom is tiny.
Somehow I'm even taller than my dad was.
Zachary Price
Thicc Marie is a blessing.
Hudson Kelly
What book is this?
Gavin Gonzalez
Nicholas Bell
Oh no, squilfs, my only weakness.
Hudson Myers
Pretty sure it's the Octo Expansion artbook
Hunter Fisher
Your dad cheated on your mom bro
Christian Williams
God bless the US
Luis Allen
They were talking about height, not age. What you posted has nothing to do with height.
Nathaniel Hall
>you will only beget small sons
They were talking about age now.
Age tends to go hand in hand with height.
Show me a 6'3" young boy
Also stop clutching at straws.
Anthony Harris
>small male huge penis
Okay, bud.
Logan Myers
Insecure much?
Connor Scott
I drew the protagonist of my game like this.
Except she's not really meant to be hot, I just grew up during the 90s, when all the hottest girls showed off their midriff.
Nicholas Jackson
Nintendo is just the most Based of the big 3.
Juan Rivera
Your son doesn't stop being your son when he gets older, user.
Dominic Hernandez
Gay, Marina is best as dark chocolate.
Aiden Kelly
All the men in my family are tall while the women are short. Clearly it's just a matter of having good genetics.
Cameron Gonzalez
>White Marina
Sebastian Sanchez
Juan Parker
So, I haven't played splatoon 2 since paid online
What has changed?
Any new stuff that's particularly interesting like Salmon Run Maps?
Blake Edwards
No they are made for gently hugging and cuddling
Justin Wright
Thx homie
Easton Ward
Teleportation won
Brandon Nguyen
Well, I don't remember if it was before Online, but there was a Salmon Run map called Ruins of Ark Polaris that's pretty cool. It's a really vertical level with ride rails allllll over the place.
Robert Hall
UHH
THICKER
Elijah Richardson
Liam Sanders
What're you gonna do once Nintendo has stopped supporting this game?
Nathaniel Bennett
Still play it because the base game is fun? Splatfests are nice and all but I exclusively play Ranked and Salmon Run.
I’m just hoping they do something with the old shifty stations and add night mode for all the maps instead of abandoning it, but not holding my breath
Nolan Reyes
Wow this thread is still up
Juan Turner
same thing I did with the first keep playing it until the next one comes out
Nicholas Gray
Teleportationchads win!
Easton Morgan
Dang it! I lost this splatfest! Shame on me.
Carter Ross
Marina makes a better Star Trek character than Pearl makes a Dr Who character.
Luke Hughes
Joshua Powell
The usual stuff; more new weapons, some maps were rebalanced a bit (they removed the mid tower from the Skatepark Rainmaker map and some smaller changes to other maps) and one new salmon run map that focuses on using ink rails.
Also, IDK if this happened after the paid online but salmon run now saves your Profreshional ranking between shifts by increments of 100 capping at 400.
Nathan Nelson
Oh my, never played a splatoon game, but this game really could take off as a slice of life / romance lite cartoon / anime.
These scenes and artworks are absolutely adorable.
Ryder Morris
too bad the official manga is poop jokes and pantsing
Anthony Hall
List female heights
Brandon Williams
The worse I do, the more likely I'm winning.
Well, a win is a win.
Hudson Hernandez
It's often better in other countries. I remember when I went to Peru the prices adjusting for inflation were the same as in the US but the building itself was incredibly high end and high tech. I didn't actually try the food though because Peruvian food is God tier and I'm not going there to waste a meal on McDonald's
Brayden Walker
Fucking embarrassing
Samuel Lewis
It's geared toward little Japanese boys. They love that shit.
Noah Carter
I'm a bit surprised
Alexander Richardson
You're out of date, Sony is vying for the "family-friendly" console spot now, unless you're a flat sticc of a butch lesbian engaging in some snogging, that is. Possibly also if you're a drag kid.
Ryan Reyes
I have a raging E rating if you know what I mean?
Wyatt Brown
no
Benjamin Johnson
guuh knuckle dragging yuri shippers
Jacob Johnson
Unironically the best looking Octo chick in this lore. Your clownskin autism is gay. You'd take it in the ass if the other option was a white squid dude. What a fag.
Lincoln James
I think the proper term is 'octoroon'.
Nathaniel Miller
This is how most Black people's hands are animated, and every dark skinned person has different palm pigment in real life.
Brody Scott
Elijah Hall
That's kind of hot
Austin Myers
Squigger
Mason Garcia
>The good guys win 3-0
What a good timeline.
Henry Martinez
>the bad guys won
Thankfully, as a time travel chad, I will simply go back in time and make time travel win. Later, telefags.
David Moore
This is the first splatfest I've actually won and I didn't bother advancing past fiend. Oh well, I don't use the snails anyway but wow, what a blow out. I knew people weren't dumb enough to willingly pick a power that's constantly been shown in media to fuck shit up badly. Rezero, Blazblue, Zero escape to name a few, bad crap happens when you middle with time
meanwhile everyone knows teleporting is cool as shit especially people who know Goku's instant transmission move
Nathan Moore
have fun changing an alternate reality that will never affect ours
Caleb Hill
Hope you are happy creating an alternate timeline
Aaron Cooper
The spaghetti is a nice touch.
Kevin White
The only thing time travel had going for it was the ink color. That brown looked stellar with the himecut.
Tyler Cooper
smal gfs are good because you can carry them around but tall gfs are good for roughhousing with
also this
John Hughes
Teleportation, the responsible and ethical ability wins
Get fucked Time Travelers
Parker Russell
>Litteraly Teleports behind you
>"Nothing Personal, Pearlie"
Zachary Thomas
I'm also taller than my parents and all my uncles and aunts, but many cousins tower over me somehow. Very weird of genetics works.
Jayden Phillips
>Splatoon thread
>Oh hey guys what's your favourite weapon and gam-
>OMG ANIME TIDDIES I WANT TO LIKE MARIE'S BUMHOLE lol I haven't actually played it
Fucking kill yourselves, honestly.
Nathaniel Cruz
Holy jesus this is amazing
Aaron Ward
I think we all know what happened.
>Teleportation wins 2-1 in the original timeline
>Time Travel then travels in time to change the outcome
>Their actions to change the future causes them to lose 3-0
Sebastian Sanchez
Jesus Christ, Ralph Breaks The Internet is one of the worse Disney flicks in fucking years. Holy shit.
Easton Martin
Welcome to Yea Forums, newfag.
Elijah Brown
sauce?
Wyatt Foster
The best part is that foul mouthed metalhead Pearl is one hundred percent canon and not just fanfic autism.
Aaron Lopez
Lucas Rogers
I always feel bad for Agent 8 here.
Just trying to fit in with the cute little We Are All Mollusk shirt
Ian Wood
achoomy
Jack Taylor
There's no excuse for a kid to somehow be S+ or X rank and still be incompetent at the game
Josiah Wright
>thread made it through the night
>my team won unanimously
I LOVE OCTO DAUGHTER SO MUCH AND I WILL CUDDLE HER in my dreams.
Levi Jenkins
Congratulations on the win. Have this.
Carson Martin
just browse the splatoon threads on vg
Jordan Butler
You're too kind. Time travel put up a hell of a fight, though, I thought we were gonna get beaten for sure. My win ratio was about 50/50 which doesn't bode too well usually. Now I'm even more bitter that I got screwed out of Teleport King. Or queen, whatever.
Isaiah Taylor
I was doing so well, I thought I had victory within my grasps.
Lincoln Turner
Nathan Taylor
>join team time travel cause you can just travel to an alternate timeline where we won
>turns out that's what everyone in all the other timelines did, so no one bothered to try to win in their timeline
>team time travel loses in every timeline
Also, I just realized Pearl and Marina is a reference ot Pearl Harbor, that's pretty cheeky Japan
Kayden Collins
there's names are different in japan. they're not the ones localizing it, and some people in America thought it was a good idea
Andrew Brooks
Maybe you'll get em next time, bro.
Kek, that explains everything.
William Hall
YOU ARE A KID NOW
YOU ARE A WHORE NOW
YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A WHORE YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A WHORE
YOUR ARE A NIGGER NOW
SPLAPPLLPAPLAPLAPLAPLASPLATOOOOON
Anthony Reyes
>still no good 3D splatoon porn
Jeremiah Robinson
This was a fun thread. Thanks for being cool, if lewd, guys.