>game has an impossible dilemma
Game has an impossible dilemma
Brandon Foster
Blake Scott
I would choose water and a healthy meal, because i want people on Yea Forums to feel inferior to me
Carter Nguyen
Have sex
Adam Lee
Meat bad! Bad bad!
Samuel Myers
Save hex
Dominic Walker
>no pizza
Landon Perry
>hex maniac
Aaron Williams
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Caleb Cooper
Did you like it?
Bentley Stewart
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
Charles Russell
Meat can be good for you if you exercise. I can't think of a single positive thing about candy except the fact that it tastes good and gives you a quick burst of energy.
Kayden Hughes
BASED TOBYPOSTER
Justin Gomez
I want more of it.
Charles Williams
I do want to say it all came tumbling down when he took a hiatus to work on the failure of the kickstarter. He had so much momentum in the comic and he just fucking killed it. I was part of a huge group of obsessed fans and it basically died in a month and never recovered.
Caleb Thomas
i dont like meat or candy
Jace Gray
Seriously who would pick candy over meat?You literally have to force yourself and overwrite your biological needs.
Charles Parker
Actually, its
Jace Bennett
>lost 25 lbs since the start of March by simply cutting out soda and eating salads 2-3 times a week
it's not that hard
Evan Lee
who the fuck asked? You are still a subhuman for once being, and having people in your life who allowed you to be, a fatso
Asher Brown
The parts that were clearly Hussie were good. Then you had shit like page-long tangents about being gay, gender confused, or canonizing Jade having a fucking dog penis. Obama was good.
James Myers
Sebastian Miller
i will never understand why people like water so much. youre literally forced to drink it and it tastes like your thirst
Parker Perry
i dont get it? which tastes better? probably meat. and meat is good for you, gotta git that protein