-Reimu? more like Rei-must never be added
-Shovel Knight? more like Shovelware Dyke
-Doomguy? more like Doomedguy
-Geno? more like Ge-no thanks
-Rayman? more like Gayman
-Crash Bandicoot? more like Trash Bandicrap
-Isaac? more like I-sack of trash
-Chosen Undead? more like Stay Dead
-Mario? more like Nah, bro
-Ridley? more like Too Bigley
-Decidueye? more like Decidu-nay
-Ninten? more like Nonten
-Bomberman? more like Flopperman
-Ike? more like Dyke
-Paper Mario? more like Paper Towel
-Ashley? more like Trashley
-Waluigi? more like Walmaoooo
-Bandana Dee? more like you'll never be in
-Excitebike? More like take a hike!
-Lip? More like R.I.P.!
-K. Rool? More like Ok, fool!
-Steve? more like Dweeb!
-Banjo? more like Banjoke!
-Akira Nishikiyama? more like Faggira
-Quote? more like Who-uote?
-Phoenix Wright? more like Penis Ride!
-Gex? more like Gayx!
-Minecraft? more like My ass!
-Kiryu Kazuma? more like Kiryeeew Kazumotherfucker!
-Monster Hunter? more like Dumpster Diver!
-Erdrick? more like Erdick!
-Master Chief? more like that ain't it chief!
She's in baby
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doomguy glory kills shantae by ripping off her dick and stabbing her eye with it
imagine being in the middle of this picture
Thanks for not insulting Saber, Shantaebro
Where are their penises?
designed for mating press
i want to grope risky all over
>bolo
>being attracted to shantae
>ever
More like Gayber
What is it like knowing that men everywhere wants to shove their hard long things into your body?
>Calls Shovel Knight Shovelware Dyke when he literally posts Queen Shovelware Dyke
Shantae's only stand-out game is the one that doesn't play like a Shantae game.
He just want some quick sex and use shantae as a cum bag.
Saber? More like Lame-r.
I like shantae and I never even played one of her games
Wanting Shantae and 2B in Smash is just outing yourself as an incel. Cope.
What?
Not even an ''have sex'' included in that? Lame
>mfw when shantae 5 gets released she is going to get more quality porn
Can't wait for risky
Oh shit that's right a new game is on the way
I forgot about that
Shantae? more like No Way!
Fuck Risky
Marry Shantae
Kill Sky
Impregnate Rotty just to see what happens
>Impregnate Rotty just to see what happens
You're gonna go through some Beowulf type shit user
don't do it
fuck sky
marry risky
kill rotty
impregnate shantae
Is this what honorable Smash discourse has become? Nothing but endless shitposting? Sad
horny ass
he could always wish to force risky to be attracted to him
>Ge-no
>Not Gee-no
what happens if you press A
Post the best shantae porn you've seen
based
the only regret is that she is not showing her tummy in these shots
>Going by the Spirit datamine, Shantae was among the last spirits added
>We can back this up with how the last spirits added are designs and characters from more recent games at the time
>Piranha Plant didn't have a spirit before being released as DLC and was in development at least since August going by the NOAtesty leak
>Sakurai confirmed Smash DLC was finalized in November
>Matt Bozon's remarks shortly before that announcement had him try to encourage fans to get Shantae as DLC
If she was in why did they even bother with a spirit?
>Shantae
C cup
>Rotty
DD cup
>Sky
DD cup
>Risky
H cup
Money
Foreshadowing.
>Foreshadowing.
More like its your compensation prize to shut you fuckers up
She needs her arm poof things again those were cute.
i want to put a baby inside all the shantae females
This artstyle was perfect, why in God's name did they change it?
Shantae will NEVER be in Smash, you are delusional if you ever think, not in this game or in the future.
Nintendo already has a character with the same gimmick as Shantae, why the fuck would they ever add a shitty Western character over a character they actually own?
Cope. She's in
Sable's irrelevant
Shantae 5 could literally be a porn game and no one would complain. Wayforward should look into it.
OBJECTION!
there are multiple spirits before Shantae that arent new at all such as Boss Galaga, Akira, Eddy and Inuji Darumeshi.
you know why.
too much sexy can be intimidating for modern people.
they had to make it more cute so it could be more approachable to outsiders. and not to make me want to rip my dick off every 5 minutes.
So is K.Rool
People actually wanted K Rool
none of these puns are funny or even clever OP
HGH artstyle is pure trash. They should have stuck with PC
And a good chunk of those spirits added near the end were from recent titles like Xenoblade 2, Mario Tennis Aces, and Detective Pikachu
When the fuck is the DX hack gonna release so I can play this game already
seethe
portrait style in HGH is the exact same as PC, it's just PC had good pixel art instead which made it better for gameplay
To be fair, Shantae is way more relevant and has more move set potential.
>more sex move potential
ftfy
shantae? more like reply to this post or you mother will die in her sleep
I wish that I could wish for that
Based Doomchad, fuck brown-skinned niggergirls.
none are those are even CLOSE to Shantae in the list.
She already is in Smash as a spirit.
Is there more of this? I need to know... for science.
the prince doesn't have a gaggle of waifufags/autists raiding polls like the genie does
I want to glaze her starfish is that so much to ask?
underrated
>the guy who commissioned this from CSR couldn't afford to finish Risky
>No new Shantae game with this artstyle
What the fuck is wrong with Wayforward? Why wouldn't they use this style again?
its new STUFF!
>Bloom Coach
>Eagle
>Pikachu Libre
those asses look fucking terrible and tits aren't much better
this one is actually canon, but since she can't actually grant wishes, bolo ends up losing again
>implying quality porn exists
it's all fucking voreshit.
this. there's almost no decent shantae porn, especially not animated
Have sex
have you seen the cobatsart animation?
it's nothing special
Clearly made by a secondary since Bolo would wish to have sex with Risky.
*Blocks your path*
i wish more japs would draw shantae porn. western art usually has weird fetishes.
>tfw I will never be a scantily clad big tiddy girl and play with other scantily clag big tiddy girls' tiddies
Shantae would be cool.
Reimu would be another /jp/ hiroshima and that would be pretty funny.
exactly my point
yeah, garbage fetishes like feet too
western artists always try to have this smug nature as well like i think that's impressive
maybe they'd be impressed when i dunk their heads into a toilet, i'm sure they have a fetish for that too
the only game worth playing in this meme series is pirate's curse
>meme series
what did he mean by this
I want him in so badly
If Shantaefags just admitted they only want her in so she'll get more porn they'd be a lot more tolerable
BASED DOOMGUY
Hoping to see him be revealed during E3
based
Megaman cute
The sad thing is I can't even tell if this is official artwork or not.
it's a simple easily imitatable style
>that one pixel animation where she keeps going
wew lad
They look like they fuck white men
what you fucking hypocrite, all I ever see on here is people bitching about shantaefags supposedly ONLY bringing up how they want her for porn reasons.
the airbrush blush into highlight (aka the "zit" shine) is not official art nature, that is easy to spot, KOU has never, to my knowledge, used that
he also adds a little more weight to his lines and has a little more cartoonish styling in his curves
i would have confused this for a western artist instead given even the cue of the way shantae's facial contour is drawn, it almost has an alex ahad touch to it
boob grab is way too risque even for Shantae.
Sorry, but your pathetic waifubait shovelware isn't getting in. Make way for the real gaming icons.
Shittae isn't getting in, our favorite furry friend from the folks at Rare and Microsoft is getting in
On behalf of all Doombros, I wish you the best of luck on seeing an old classic Rare Pair return to their home turf.
> What is Link's Awakening remake
Shitae is never getting in, cope more waifufags
>relevance
For practice maybe lol
You know who they truly belong to
How would you guys feel if a smash reveal started off with DK and Diddy frnding off K Rool while he is on a pirate ship using cannons, and when we see a ponytail silhouettw in a quick blur before the reveal its Shantae and all the reactions on youtube and people on here post thinking its Dixie?
Fuckin this. Goodluck to you guys
I want to FUCK that green corpse
I'd laugh pretty hard knowing that Dixie wouldn't get in honestly. But on the other hand my hype would also be too high to do anything other than go "OH SHIT IT'S SHANTAE!!!" so yeah.
non-dead version is pretty hot too
Just came to say I came to the OP
>muh irrelevant indie genie waifu
>b-but she was on a nintendo console!! she's important!!!
Getting a spirit was more than she deserved, and you can't just be happy with that.
Cope classic
You dont know what I know.
how many times are you going to post this shit copypasta that looks like it was made by a 14 year old who just discovered puns?
Oh, does your dad work at Nintendo? My dad also works at Nintendo and he says your dad smells.
Stop falseflagging Shitaefag
Based massreplier dabbing on shantaecels
I've had this game for years and not once booted it up. Downloaded it twice and still haven't. Maybe I have autism.
i hate shantae, i meant to respond to the people claiming she was more relevant
lmfao tell us more kid
You tagged the wrong user then
yea i know i fucked up, my bad