Feel free to call me a faggot and to kill myself, or to get help or get a life, or whatever. That's all fine...

Feel free to call me a faggot and to kill myself, or to get help or get a life, or whatever. That's all fine, but I just won't be responding to it.

I've had anger issues my entire life, but I've been able to keep them under control very well. I've played thousands and thousands of hours of Smash Bros over the entire series, and been able to play competitively with people just fine.

Why does specifically playing Ultimate online and losing make me want to fucking put a shotgun to my skull and pull the trigger? I get so boiled over with rage when I play online that I physically beat the shit out of myself, pull my hair out, throw stuff, punched a hole in the wall (luckily I own my own house and can patched it). It's fucking pathetic, but if I'm not 100% on it, I fall for it so easily. Get bodied, get teabagged, then just start playing like a retard, and the spiral begins. Pulled a muscle in my neck for 4 days somehow in a rage fit.

I'm not bad, either. I'm pretty good. I know I'm not amazing, but I've played every smash, and I've played them all competitively and for fun. I've placed decently in tournaments, but have no interest in playing professionally. I currently have 17 characters in Elite, and I do enjoy starting new characters and learning them. But somewhere there's a disconnect. I can have friendly competitive games sometimes, and other times, I'm a fucking moron. Maybe I'm bipolar? Idk.

I just find it so odd that this didn't happen until I started playing Smash online. I didn't play Smash 4 online.

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U gay

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git gud

stop playing the game cunt or stop taking it so persnal

The solution is to stop playing Smash Bros if it makes you so mad

or alternatively git gud

I didn't know ethernet to usb was a thing. What are they used for? Macbocs without ethernet outlets?

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Fighting games bring out the salt more than any other genre because when you get styled on its you that has to handle that. In smash people play defensive as fuck as well. Try not to get too upset over it since they want you to get pissed so you throw the match.

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>Why does specifically playing Ultimate online and losing make me want to fucking put a shotgun to my skull and pull the trigger?
You suck and are a total manlet incapable of managing their own frustration at pixels.
Kill yourself, get a life and then some help you faggot.

>I didn't know ethernet to usb was a thing.

look at this dummy everyone.

ethernet to usb is for any device that doesnt have ethernet. duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Yea Forums related items almost all later gen nintendo consoles including the wii, wii u, and nintendo switch.

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Yeah you either have legitimate anger issues or else you probably aren't having fun. Third possibility is you a simple bitch.

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It's so hard sometimes not to fall for the intentional salt.

have sex

It's kind of self explanatory, no?

Anger is a gift my mans.
Everyone else in this thread is just a junkie who fried their brains too much and thinks they'r enlightened because they can't feel anything anymore.

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stop playing games that make you that angry
i stopped playing tf2 for that exact reason, i liked the game but it's not worth putting a hole in my wall and getting angry neighbors

Stop playing games period and go see a shrink you fuck. Get a little sunlight on you on your way there.

How about you lay off the smash a bit bro

I've gotten a little tilted every now and then, but god damn. Never to the point where I inflict bodily harm to myself like that
It could be that you're at a level where you're very involved with wanting to learn the game, but not quite at the same level as the really really good players? So you feel inadequate as a result even though you're good(going off what you said)

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All the redditors itt can't handle a little bit of frustration taken to the extreme.

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Yeah, who wouldn't buy a dvd rewinder?

This is now frustrations thread.
Just turned off factorio because biters kept attacking my shit and i'm too incompetent yet to set up proper defense.

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All the people who rage never mention the high you get when you do it. tbhwy they all make it sound like they want to stop but they really just regret feeling like a retard when the high wears off. That adrenaline pump is exactly what you want. You're just tired of the consequences like any other quick fix.

Holy shit. Thank you so much for this. This is the smartest thing that's ever been said on Yea Forums.

not really, otherwise ragequitting wouldn't be a thing
i'm happiest when i'm stomping the competition, failure just serves as a contrast

>new IPs: 0

tl;dr

just play without them on until you are efficient enough
not like you need to prove something, thats the point of sandbox games

wtf that was my first post though
I've been getting other peoples post cooldowns too

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Amazin

What's the point then? I can't my power on anything then.

I just stopped playing
Mabey not to your degree but i get angry too. Its not fair how cheap the moves the use and tier whores. They need to make nerfs

If OP isn't satire or shitposting, seek help. You have serious mental issues and sound badly deranged.

This is the typical Switch owner lmfao
have sex loser

You should try investing into bitcoins

Since when is this ok?

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Try going to local tournaments

Play a different platform fighter without massive input lag and millions of kids playing over a wireless connection

>smash
Excuse me sir but take a shower.

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this but ironically

Imagine paying some greedy doctor to put you on slow pills and kill your instinct

You have issues man I had the same thing happen to me except I had ADHD and abused my ex when I was mad.

Based straight edge.

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Are you white? If so that's normal.

Cool blog

Everytime i k.o someone or get a k.o i just start laughing.
did this alot as a kid playing halo for the first time.

Oh i was like that back when i started playing jojo hftf on fightcade, but after you stop thinking there's something wrong with you it's fine.
But i quickly realised something, it's not the fact you're losing, it's the fact your GSP goes down very easily, it's like the game is saying "go play with the retarded kids". It's a tease, it's disgusting.
So basically just play on arenas, you can find them easily on /vg/. Cause they dont use GSP, you can have actual fun and not feel stressed that you'll lose points from the worst ranking system ever. Play arenas, not the shitty quickplay or matchmaking, it's so much more fun and relaxing to just show your skill and at the same time feel unrestricted, like you're not sucking ass. Seriously, it's great.

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save your replays watch your losses fix whats not working.

you've got to care less about the game and more at the same time, realize that the game isn't the most important thing in your life but also if you want to get more out of life then you have to put in more effort, watch tutorials, go bug streamers and ask questions, play the game offline against people better than you.

smash is more about reads and punishes than you think, knowing what someone wants to do is important in stopping them.

Congratulations. You're like me. You're having fun with games. Something most people don't understand.

Tell yourself that it's your fault you died every single time.