What do you mean you don't want me in Smash?

What do you mean you don't want me in Smash?

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I'd rather we smash instead ;)

-Reimu? more like Rei-must never be added
-Shovel Knight? more like Shovelware Dyke
-Doomguy? more like Doomedguy
-Geno? more like Ge-no thanks
-Rayman? more like Gayman
-Crash Bandicoot? more like Trash Bandicrap
-Isaac? more like I-sack of trash
-Chosen Undead? more like Stay Dead
-Mario? more like Nah, bro
-Ridley? more like Too Bigley
-Decidueye? more like Decidu-nay
-Ninten? more like Nonten
-Bomberman? more like Flopperman
-Ike? more like Dyke
-Paper Mario? more like Paper Towel
-Ashley? more like Trashley
-Waluigi? more like Walmaoooo
-Bandana Dee? more like you'll never be in
-Excitebike? More like take a hike!
-Lip? More like R.I.P.!
-K. Rool? More like Ok, fool!
-Steve? more like Dweeb!
-Banjo? more like Banjoke!
-Akira Nishikiyama? more like Faggira
-Quote? more like Who-uote?
-Phoenix Wright? more like Penis Ride!
-Gex? more like Gayx!
-Minecraft? more like My ass!
-Kiryu Kazuma? more like Kiryeeew Kazumotherfucker!
-Monster Hunter? more like Dumpster Diver!
-Erdrick? more like Erdick!
-Master Chief? more like that ain't it chief!

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But I do, Reimu-chan.

I want the crimson slasher in smash

But Reimu, you said YOU don't want to be in Smash.

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It's because you suck!
WE WANT SANAE!

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Because you're waifubait trash from a shit series

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Sakuya is objectively better

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because I want marisa instead

>Touhou waifubait
>no one has big boobs other than maybe Nemuno
what did he mean by this?

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*ahem*
I'm glad to post this as many times as necessary

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2hus are made for NTR

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>Implying this chaos is not eaxctly what i want.

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I don't want you anywhere near me but within me reimu

>other than nemuno
How about you investigate before saying shit and looking retarded?

the only 2hu on SMASH will be Sumireko

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Abuse/rape bait aren't allowed get in smash.

spotted the waifufag

No zoomer allowed

>what is komachi
>what is Youkai Jesus
>What is Yuugi
>What is Urumi

because you're an irrelevant fapbait character with no real games on nintendo consoles. Get off my planet Reitard

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Dilate this

You're some pathetic lolibait made some by some loner twig that drinks beer all day. Not worthy for smash.

youtu.be/rOuEsoCRtxs
uh oh

Hey ottis, did you know? Male Cows doesn't exist.

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stop stinky threads
>stop stinky threads
stop stinky threads
>stop stinky threads
stop stinky threads

>loner twig
he's married and has two children

excluding urumi, everyone else had no boobs in their portraits

Even if Nintendo did push her, Sakurai would probably think her lack of sales for her actual games would merit it

Its spelled Otis

That trailer is fake.
Funnily enough though, AoCF did actually get announced for the switch a few weeks ago.

>no real games on nintendo consoles
retard

It just started development IIRC and won't be out until some time after the PS4 version comes out

hell, even Marisa got some boobs last game
ZUN got High Test

Don’t look down on Reimu’s bud

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I want to smash Reimu

cope

Just like Reimu's inclusion in Smash

You’re from a series that the core audience of is 90% otaku hikkimoris, it’s really not too far off from adding Konata in the game like who the hell else is going to play as her?

>who the hell else is going to play as her
Unironic weebs. Given that Switch has become Vita 2.0 it's not a bad choice.

If Reimu gets in Smash I will

based otis

she's in

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SHE'S FUCKING IN
twitter.com/gom_tao/status/1129031713244401664

You will what, user? Don't leave us in suspense.

I want her in just to see this internet meltdown scenario take place.

I want to be
In
Her

Yeah, I'm thinking she's in.

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NO REIMU NO BUY

me too

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I do want Reimu in Smash! I am just afraid of Reimu in Smash.
It's a complicated mix of emotions.

>Erdrick, a japanese literal who
>Reimu, a japanese literal who
Headcanon bait.

yeah, but at least reimu isnt from a shit series

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>he forgot all the other boobhus

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Based Reimu shitting on characters from irrelevant series.

>youtu.be/o3YeC-LFNGo

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that's FLAT to me desu

fucking secondaries leave NOW

pic related, unironically

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Yeah, she's both old AND flat. What a shoddy figure, no way could she call herself a woman!

tiddyhu

>You need to have big boobs to be waifubait
Well fuck I guess Lucina isn’t waifubait

Lucina has infinitely more boobs than Reimu you lobotomite

What are these moon runes trying to tell me?

you are a literal cuck

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Don’t ignore the point (even though Lucina has the same cup size at best)

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I wanna smash with reimu

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You must first donate!

REIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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i mean that mamizou should be in smash and not you faggot

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Donate sperm pls

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more

FUCK WHY DID MY DICK GET HARD READING THIS SHIT

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touhous are not for lewd
unless they're rabbit

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Because NTR is great

First you must admit toohou threads are only for lewds

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No, lewding rabbits is even worse, you monster.

You all must donate!

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the only reason im in this thread is for the porn so yeah

I've never understood the appeal of body writing, it looks dumb.

>yfw Reimu is in but EoSD is the only represented game

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Nope, looks like a diet would do you some good.

>mfw Sakuya is in but EoSD gets barely represented otherwise

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BASED AND SPOOKPILLED

it looks hot

>U.N. Owen is added as a stage track
>It's a new remix

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Why the fuck is it always EoSD? It's not a bad game but it's super oversaturated in terms of content based on it

first game post-reboot, it's only natural

what are some games where I can fuck Reimu's armpits? please this is very important

I honestly wouldn't mind her getting in.
Hell it might even be funny.
But here's what gets in her way.
When Melee was being developed Ayumi Tachibana from Famicon Detective Club (A japan only game) was thought about but Sakurai stated that her complete lack of presence outside of Japan killed her chances.
Assuming Sakurai is still playing like this Reimu may have a hard time getting in maybe even harder then Ayumi considering she's a third-party DLC fighter.

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Ayumi Tachibana and Takamaru were rejected because their games were never even released outside japan and really didn't have any fans at all.
Touhou might not be super popular in the west but it did get released on steam and has a sizable fandom.

I'm in (her)

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would Sakurai know that?