THREE
WEEKS
TO
E3
THREE
Jose Rogers
Noah Cox
Prepare the shutters, the shitstorm from the smash dlc will hit soon. Also, post squilliams.
Lincoln Collins
Hudson Bennett
wait WHAT?
IT'S HAPPENING SO FAST
Jackson Sanders
Post em
Grayson Fisher
Are there any interesting rumours yet? This year seems awfully quiet apart from R* and new consoles
Logan Baker
Who the fuck cares anymore? E3 is a joke now.
Daniel Lopez
Why does anyone care about e3 anymore? This isnt 2009 Yea Forums anymore. Sony dropped out, Nintendo just does their own directs regardless. All thats left is shit companies like Bethesda, Ubisoft and Microsoft. No good games get announced anymore, just garbage. E3 is a shell of its former self.
Adam Gomez
Persona Hitler Squilliam
Levi Rivera
>ffvii
>xbox hype
we have a zoomer here
Angel Ward
So is E3 basically just a giant Nintendo showcase now?
>Sony has no movies to show off so they won't be at E3
>Microsoft has no games even if they are at E3
Literally the only thing people tune into E3 for is Nintendo
Kevin Brooks
When's Squilliam comp?
Jaxson Young
New Destory All Humans in 2 weeks bois
Grayson Hill
>ffvii
>zoomer
Try again. I'm hyped for third parties mostly. Last year had great games like DMC5, Sekiro, Metro, Tales of Vesperia remaster. I just want that Timesplitters THQ is teasing and the new Ninja Gaiden 4 that KT is teasing.
Liam Rodriguez
John Mitchell
Someone post a lost of bingo tile ideas for the Nintendo conference and I can make a shitload of randomized bingo cards
Michael Clark
>no sony presentation for the first time this year
>wtf dont watch e3 is a joke
>Nintendo reveals the next smash chatacter and Yea Forums explodes
Snoyfag gonna be BTFO, as usual
Jordan Smith
gimme that Gex
Isaiah Moore
That would be cool. I was hoping to change a few of mine
Jason Diaz
Pokemon starters shown off
Jace Hill
Smash reveal for an unexpected character literally one person wanted
Thomas Barnes
Where is the drinking card?
Caleb Wood
>The drinking card that legitimately nearly killed someone last E3
Gavin Murphy
I hope everyone gets what they want.
Evan Long
Ayden Campbell
just wanna see him
Kayden Ward
>revengance difficulty
>almost every single thing started with Xbox/Windows 10 Exclusive or World Premiere last year
That had to put hair on someone's chest last year
Justin Diaz
WHERES THE COLLAGE???
Robert Clark
What when did this even happen?
Brody Murphy
Alright I'm making a pretty huge list so that each card is really unique. Gonna need more ideas frens
Brandon Bennett
This shit isn't even going to be worth watching without Sony.
Robert White
That Wario moon is definetely the highlight. God bless the guy who requested that
Lucas Gutierrez
more FE shit
Jace Martinez
Sony never showed anything anyway, sony won't be missed
Henry Gomez
This. It's all corporate self-fellating nonsense with "influencer" e-celebs pandering to the nu-gaymer audience.
Levi Gutierrez
Can I place an order for one Dragons Dogma 2
Dominic Wright
Let's fucking GO boys
Sebastian Jenkins
Nicholas Moore
p sure it literally sent an user to the hospital
Gavin Williams
How about you post a template first.
Ian Wood
What a shitshow at the end lol
Charles Howard
This. I need my Revengeance again.
Grayson Rodriguez
Already??
Elijah Long
i'm really looking forward to the "fake gamer call conversation" gameplay video thats gonna pop up
last year had a really good (terrible) one
William Scott
Any Nintenboys expecting much in this thread?
If nothing else, we're getting shit on
>Daemon X Machina
>Smash
>Astral Chain
>Mario Maker 2
>New Animal Crossing
REALLY excited about Astral Chain, holy fuck. I love Toku, and I love Platinum Games, and I love that fuckin' Cyber Dog.
Something else I'm hoping for is Bayo 3 news.
I guess I'm also looking forwards to how Doug Bowser's gonna fill Reggie's shoes.
Asher Fisher
Juan Baker
Big tiddy treehouse girls
Brandon Flores
Personally, I hate anime games and anything touched by Platinum, and I consider them retarded hacks who have never made a good game. So Astral Chain is a hard pass for me. Everything else is disappointment after disappointment. So yeah, this e3 holds no promise for me.
Lincoln Williams
Port of a Sony Game.
Ian Lee
Shit tastes
Liam Rogers
I'm honestly fucking tired of Smash and the lot that follows.
Any new information on the upcoming games would be great.
I'll take Mario, Zelda and even Pokemon shit over it if anything.
Adrian Rogers
Im gonna make bucky squilliam but am having trouble.
Aaron Bell
I hope people don't consider the next Smash DLC to be E3-worthy news. People barely gave a shit when Joker came out.
Jeremiah Brown
Smashfags only care about smash
Jacob Martinez
>People barely gave a shit
>Board was flooded with him
>Caused a bunch of Persona 5 on Switch shitposting
>>>>People barely gave a shit
Ryder Rivera
>doug bowser walks on stage
Hello my pesky plumbers!Im doug bowser!
>he pulls out a pihrana plant puppet from somewhere and puts it on
*weird voice* And im planty the pihrana plant.
Adam Smith
I mean the game is good but, it's been half a year or more. There should not be so much hype and discussion over a mere DLC fighter. You just know that when it comes out they will be talking about the next one right away instead of playing the game.
Ian Flores
I am talking about the character actually being released, not the reveal itself. Everyone was saying how shit he is or playing custom stages instead.
Adam Stewart
cringe
Joshua Brooks
>this thread
Tyler Powell
i only care about the comfy threads and streams
Ian Hernandez
is that your face when you saw this thread?
Josiah Butler
Pikmin 4,Kirby's Air Ride 2, and maybe a Retro studios game are what I'm expecting.
Evan Reed
but there is already a Piranha Plant puppet by Nintendo
Lucas Mitchell
t.sony
Noah Walker
when is the collage starting frens? ive got mine ready and waiting for when it begins
Jose Ramirez
It's an event
You get to watch streams with internet buddies
You get to learn about what video games are coming out, yadda yadda
Even if the event sucks, there's literally no chance the whole thing will go by without a cool game being announced, and you get to riff on it with pals.
Why WOULDN'T you tune in?
>No good games get announced anymore
Get better taste, fagboy
Isaiah Jenkins
I feel like everyone is dumping E3 for something else. I guess that bethesda having the same speak time as sony isn't really fair/interesting.
Anthony Johnson
July 1st.
Ian Powell
Sony could literally get more show time if they wanted to buy the venu. It's fair lmao. Not that they have any new games to talk about
Asher White
Why is there a calendar? An event like that should be massive and simultaneously have Sony, Nintendo, Google, ect... stands for 3 days, with journalists covering news/events (championships, gaming rooms..)
Jeremiah Lopez
May 1st
Michael Sullivan
not sure why i expected anything different, thanks anyways frens
Evan Adams
Jackson Miller
I'm hoping for at least some sort of Prime 4 info.
I'm still wanting to hope for something unknown, some sort of X factor like Eternal Darkness 2 or some off the wall shit
Joshua Jenkins
Someone have the blank template report card?
Brandon James
Luke Collins
Template
Oliver Mitchell
Luke Murphy
WHere's that gundam guy who use to post everyday until E3? Haven't seen him put up a thread in forever. He's the real e3 thread not this stupid squillam from a crappy tv show.
Xavier Harris
anybody got the bingo cards for every conference/show?
i know someone was making them.
Christian Gonzalez
Made this for the collage, is it OK?
Matthew King
No, we want to be able to post the collage without it getting the deleted.
Chase Peterson
quality
Brody Sanchez
no, you have to make it videogames. Luckily for you there is an easy and relevant solution to this problem
Ryder Walker
I was gonna add a bunch of text messages in the background saying that various chinese names have left the game, does that count?
Wyatt Ross
>nintendoodoo hat
Ruined.
Noah Hughes
Just give him a chinese military outfit.
Carter Fisher
Good thing nobody cares about your opinion, bugman
Ryder White
Thanks bruv
Ryan Walker
Where’s the Nintendo leaks?
Caleb Price
God you are such fucking faggots. Instead of making something videogames and match the joke you are trying to force really dumb shit.
Landon Martin
jej
Jaxson Ward
>got exams same days as e3
>these threads keep reminding me about it
Easton Morales
What if Rockstar announces Bully 2
And it's set in the past as to avoid current_year political commentary
Just let me dream
Ryder Clark
i got an extra special render ready for this year. this model sucks to use, practically no bones
Gabriel Green
Jeremiah Foster
forget nintendo, what do you guys think sony is gonna bring to the table?
I haven't heard about any new games at all for ps4 so im pretty excited
Eli Sullivan
a-user...
Colton Adams
>hyped for episodic ff7 remake
yikes
Thomas Price
>sony
user..
Ian Brown
You forgot sony stupid nintentoddler
Carson Howard
where is netflix
Elijah James
Wyatt Williams
NEW MAINLINE ZELDA GAME PLEASE
Juan Bell
>hey guys r8 my opinions!
>never post the template
God you people are fucking faggots
Adam Gutierrez
I just want to see the hell epic will do.
Adam Young
but someone did
Jordan Long
So did Sony lmao
Connor Lopez
Isn't Death Stranding a Sony exclusivity?
And they'll probably tease new ways of earning money with ps network.
And new VR games
Matthew Scott
oh no
Nathaniel Reed
Death stranding is coming out on ps5 in like 1.5-2 years my man
Dominic Walker
here's one from an old flash game i played when i was younger
Asher Miller
Logan Edwards
Jackson Roberts
Based
Joseph Baker
It's Happening
Evan Johnson
Disappointment only, they can't even copy nintendo properly with their states of play
Sebastian Murphy
Who /wagecucking/ this year?
Levi Cook
>report card
>haha silly meme reaction images
>wants = one game, expectations = one game, in 1-2 hour conferences
gas yourselves
Ethan Cook
a picture is worth a thousand words, plus im lazy
Thomas Bennett
Are you telling me you don't expect Bethesda to unveil Philip Banks this year?
Gabriel Martin
>Isn't Death Stranding a Sony exclusivity?
I mean it's being developed using guerilla games's engine and sony's money, so take a wild guess
Ryan Fisher
Cooper Phillips
this card is unfinished
Jordan Brooks
just actually saw the new template, gonna redo it
Cooper Sanchez
SOUL
soulless
Robert Rivera
>Wasting your time on something no one will look at
One picture gets the point across, and it's more fun to try and sum up a 1-2 hour conference with one image anyway
Anthony Flores
Jordan Turner
>tfw britbong and most of the conferences are happening late at night
>have to decide whether staying up to watch them is worth it
Justin Bell
EA is missing
Angel Davis
shut the fuck homo
can't wait till based sony completely owns you nintentoddlers at e3, fucking pathetic u guys are so scared you won't even include them on your charts lmao
Adam Miller
Sad
Matthew Sanchez
Yall ever watch amateur porn and just be like wtf that's a small cock, if that was me i'd never publicize having a dick well below average. I'd rather see solo chicks over a guy fucking with a small dick. Really takes me out.
Wyatt Powell
Same honestly
Joseph Walker
William Miller
Next E3 will be the sony E3.
This one is not for sony.
Ayden Cooper
Square Enix is taking Sony's spot, they better not fucking disappoint.
Dylan Johnson
>FF7R with no release date, still episodic with real-time babby combat
What else are they even going to show
Blake Young
this is definitely bait
Logan White
Oh boy can't wait to be disappointed again
Samuel Foster
is there any AA that's even able to take that sprite seriously
Isaiah Gutierrez
are you that user that expected Galaxy, Sunshine and 64 themes in MM2?
Aaron Perry
Gundam threads were never allowed on Yea Forums
Eli Reyes
The hype for e3 gets smaller every year
Caleb Morris
I hope no smash or mario maker, we just had a direct about mario maker, and I don't want to hear about games we either already know about or have.
Owen Ward
>ever being hyped in the first place
user. We're all just shitposting and coming together for some fun, that's all. It's fun making the drinking games, bingo cards, being part of the collages. The event itself is half shitposting and the other half waiting for the streamer to go back to playing something fun like Simpsons or Spongebob episodes.
Cameron Morris
>having any expectations but lulz
Christopher Walker
Gavin Gray
Colton Ross
Lucas Martinez
There's nothing we can expect to look forward to this E3. The event this year comes down entirely to new reveals we have no hints of.
I don't even care about Sony's absence, they haven't done an E3 worth shit in a decade, but this is likely going to be a garbage E3 either way.
Christopher Murphy
>Fortnite Thanos
BAS-
>le r63 Bowser
Parker Barnes
Borderlands 3 humor is even more left-leaning than 2
FFVII no gameplay shown
Something Fortnite
Video Game movie plug
Fallout 76 battle royale
Elder Scrolls VI less than 20 second teaser
All digital console
Joseph Diaz
Thanks user, added
I'll make a dump thread for my cards at some point, I'll try to spread them around
Jackson Miller
lol
Easton Bailey
can i get the report card template?
Carson Parker
I low key how it’s a hardcore Sony character like Kratos is in Smash but he’s literally worse than Pac-Man tier
Ethan Gutierrez
...
Josiah Cox
less hyped this year than normal.
im only looking forward to Samurai shitting on every rosterfag
Nolan Morris
...
Should I tell him