>coworkers start talking about video games
Coworkers start talking about video games
Lincoln Gonzalez
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Caleb Wright
>user makes the same exact thread every day
Landon Baker
>coworkers start sneeding
Leo Brown
>kids start talking about video games
Joshua Diaz
>coworkers
wakey wakey wagie
Hunter Baker
Who here /Chuck's/
Brayden Parker
>So user, what did you think of the new episode of Game of Thrones?
Can normies just SHUT THE FUCK UP about game of thrones for 5 minutes? I don’t care
Anthony Thompson
>Hey man have you played Dota 2
>no
>What about Fortnite? Fucking awesome game.
>no I haven't played it.
>Aw man what about Overwatch? I play a pretty mean Dva
>Nah I'm good
>Really? but I thought you said you played video games?
He isn't a bad guy, but holy shit does it piss me off.
Charles Roberts
>user changes the post so people stop filtering his shitty threads
Only respect I get for seymourposting is they're more consistent than waifufags
Caleb Lewis
>boomer coworker starts complaining about his wife to me again
Carson Reyes
>2012
>Hey, why don't you play *some browser trash*?
>2013
>Hey, why don't you play DoTa2?
>2014
>Hey, why don't you play LoL?
>2015
>Hey, why don't you play Summoners War?
Josiah Baker
>coworker comes over for an unforgettable luncheon
Mason Barnes
>haha yeah user I love anime, my hero academia is great
Leo Sullivan
>coworkers start talking about anime
>prepare myself to hide power level
>realise I haven't watched a new anime in about five years
>get to pretend to be a normalfag with total sincerity
Jonathan Fisher
>watching anime
>telling your (god forbid female) coworkers about anime
Justin Nelson
>Coworker starts talking about video games
>Says hes planning on either getting Dark Souls Remastered or Skyrim Remastered
>"y-you shoudl probobly go with dark souls"
>"But Skyrim is Great too! I mean you've never truly felt like you've done everything in that game!"
>"Bud you really dont want to know what I think of Skyrim"
>"I mean even if you dont like it - you have to admit - NO two playthroughs are the same!"
>mfw
Jaxon Sanders
>"Bud you really dont want to know what I think of Skyrim"
Ten times as embarrassing as just saying you don't like it.
Ryan Thomas
He has better taste than you
Dominic Young
>coworker starts watching anime without headphones
Parker Cooper
>Female coworkers start talking about sex
I've heard things you wouldn't believe.
Jace Cruz
>Chuck?
>Sorry I'm more of a Sneeder myself
Jaxson Mitchell
You sound like a faggot
Lucas Reyes
people can play whatever they want, i can pretend to care at least, its when they do this where shit gets real
>coworkers start talking about anime
what the fuck do you do here?
Tyler Murphy
>coworker asks how many girls you’ve slept with
Levi Phillips
Just say you liked Dragon Ball or some shit. Literally sat through a conversation where two younger lads were talking about their favorite flavors of futa hentai while me and a boomer coworker worked in mortified silence.
James Morales
>coworker takes out his tupper and eats it with some chopsticks
Ryder Stewart
>elitist about video games
have sex
Benjamin Morales
It's a Saturday.
Jonathan Allen
> favorite flavors of futa hentai
i seen all types of porn and hentai but i would never under any circustance talk about it to anyone in public, how can someone associate to them after that shit
Lincoln Cox
>not calling them faggot and claiming /ss/ is the most patrician fetish
Robert Ortiz
They're both obviously gay so they can get away with being as overtly sexual as they want in their daily conduct.
Brody Thompson
>consuming the porn jew in the first place
James Roberts
why is it always the fags
Jeremiah Rodriguez
fucking people have no shame, no decency.
we're the product of a weird generation that's free to engage in all kinds of degeneracy but we still have enough dignity to keep it hidden.
Liam Ross
it was a friendly conversation between two coworkers my dude.
It was just a round about way of saying I didnt like it
dont read too much into it
leave me alone todd
Benjamin Murphy
>normies talking about lewd for some reason
>get to open pandora's box juuuust a little bit
it's always fun.
Angel Morales
Dilate.
Normalfags have already ruined vidya
Jackson Murphy
Okay xxXShadowKillerXxx
Ian Cook
The latest episode of GoT was so good bro. How do they keep doing it?
>But the writing has been worse ever since they stopped adapting the books
But it is so good bro
Ryan Jackson
>male coworker starts talking about gay sex
Andrew Butler
>coworkers start talking of your favorite game, giving wrong facts, saying the names wrong, and giving shit or totally wrong advice
>but not wanting to throw the shitty social image you half assed builded to yourself go to shit by revealing your full power level
Caleb Lopez
>OP makes the same thread for over two years
Ian Butler
lose your virginity, incel.
the guy clearly just wanted to talk about video games with you
Ian Bell
Cringe
Austin Cooper
Levi James
>Work with one girl
>She figures out I like anime
>Gets me to watch some shows because she wants to talk to somebody about them
>Seeing Nausicaa in theaters on Monday
>She wants to hang out the next day after that
What do
Blake Wood
>have sex
>incel
pick one, faggot nigger redditor
Christopher Jones
>coworker open her fucking mouth
Carson Sanchez
why people get so assblasted when friends or random talk about vidya? if they talk about a game you dont give a shit, just make them questions and turn your brain to autopilot and let them ramble about it, its not hard to be sociable
Ian Brooks
You know what to do
Easton Nguyen
kill me pete
Gabriel Bailey
They can’t comprehend that people actually enjoy video games that Yea Forums said are bad
Cooper Mitchell
Kayden Rodriguez
I used to work at a mom and pop game shop and ive had conversations you wouldn't believe
when Rare Replay was coming out a customer was telling me about how it was going to have all the donkey kong games on it
When I told him DK was owned by nintendo he went "NOPE NOPE MICROSOFT BOUGHT THE RIGHTS"
and he kept going on about how it was going to have DKC, Diddy Kong Racing and eventually he said it was going ot have fucking Starfox 64
I had to just stonewall with a few muffled "oh, really?" until he bought his game and left
Shit like that happened at a constant
I just wanted customers to shut the fuck up
Jaxson Flores
actually the incel would be the one who needs to have sex, redditor. kek..
Joshua Cruz
congrats user, you found a gf
Cooper Collins
>MICROSOFT BOUGHT THE RIGHTS
Is it true that even Microsoft executives thought this at one point?
Julian Brooks
>coworker has expansive yet surface level vidya knowledge
>can mention anything but never have a decent conversation about it beyond "yeah it was nice"
occasionally he recommends decent games though.
Adam Sanders
Ryan Ross
>coworker starts talking about how "she" is having issues with her man made vagina wound hole
>multiple other coworkers including myself ask "her" to stop talking about that shit
>"she" says we are being transphobic
>one guy asks "her" how she'd react if he started talking about his cock
>"she" tells him that would he sexual harrassment because when "she" talks about it "she's" referring to a surgery
>couple of the coworker's go to HR, they come back and told us that they said they can't do anything about it because "she's" trans and therefore protected as a minority
Jose Gomez
That much is true!
When they first bought rare int he xbox era they though DK came with it
Joshua Harris
Ehhh I'm just happy to have a friend to spend time with. When I invited her to go see Nausicaa I made sure I had another friend to go with us so she wouldn't get the wrong idea and then she immediately sprung up going to go do something the next day after we were done with work.
Aaron Hughes
>coworker starts talking about tokusatsu
>im that coworker
Thomas Morgan
Levi Jenkins
user....
Grayson Butler
>he's not a shift worker
Easton Garcia
Landon Edwards
>so how about you make a new DK for us
>rare be like
Dominic Harris
well am I involuntarily celibate or not
the state of my virginity doesn't bother me anymore, newfags shitting up the board spamming buzzwords do
Michael Flores
you're confused. the incel should have sex, whether he's able to or not.
>the state of my virginity
AHAHAH
William Ramirez
cmon pete do it
Kayden Bailey
This post physically hurts me
Hunter Lee
When I worked at a game store my coworker would buy a game - beat it withing a weak - then return it relatively soon after the fact. The owner basically let him swap it out for a game of a similar price if it was within that time
Eventually after a bit of working together he figured out the kind of games I was interested in, and anytime our tastes collided instead of returning the game he would just put it in my work locker for me to have.
It was so sweet
Adam Edwards
id never admit the shit im into, I dont even admit it to people online unless its anonymous, has social media eroded younger people's sense of privacy?
Angel Wood
>coworker: "I finally built a decent gaming computer that can play modern games, so I started Skyrim yesterday"
>me: "you know that game's like 8 years old right?"
>coworker looks like he's about to say something turns around and gets back to work
>never talks to me about video games again
Lucas Davis
we picked one up and only managed to get rid of it when management figured out some petty reason they could get away with firing them for.
Fucking insufferable to work with let alone be around.
Michael Walker
>tfw the girl with a thick ass goes to the gym staight from work and she changes into her yoga pants during lunch
Brody Howard
>old game bad
autism: the post
Easton Powell
i done that, im doing them a favor, im an awful evil person
Levi Garcia
read nigga read
Jackson Gonzalez
she literally does it for attention from betas like you lmao
Landon Walker
I know something's up, I'm just hesitant. The last coworker I saw did significant damage not only to me mentally but to my credibility at work; granted she was a sociopath and this one seems like she actually cares but I still don't want a repeat.
Jonathan Cox
He probably meant that it isn't difficult to run skyrim in this day due to its age and required specs relative to more recent games
Brayden Jackson
No clue what to bro please HELP
Justin Williams
>build gaymar pc
>first game i play is Vanquish
Kevin Green
>, has social media eroded younger people's sense of privacy?
yes
basically manditory now considering how every website needs to link to every othersite and every information about you needs to be on facebook
Meanwhile I get grumpy when a website requires you put in first and last name
Christopher Rodriguez
actually based
Nicholas Ross
Clean your room neet
Luis Kelly
I'm literally the only guy in the office, there's about 10 others and they're all women.
Ryan Bell
If you or your coworkers were, start talking about your circumcisions. Scars, elasticity, how it affects you, etc. She'll get the hint to fuck off eventually
Luke Baker
and?
he's still an autistic zoomer
Adam Ramirez
that sounds like hell
Isaac Gomez
>black co-worker starts talking about obscure JRPGs and anime
Jose Powell
guys attention are the energy of girls batteries, she is doing it for your attention
Levi Rivera
im in a similiar boat
>Build beefy gamer PC
>Make sure its pretty strong so I dont have to deal with it struggling
>download steam on it, realize I haven't been buying taxing games as I new my old laptop couldn't run them
>Now just playing Victoria II till I wait for the next sale to buy more taxing games
At least I can finally do Witcher 2 with Ubersampling now
I cannot see a difference
Kayden Bell
>10 years ago
>build gaymen peecee that can run Crysis
>use it to play Ragnarok Online instead
Julian Miller
think about all the dudes shes blown with her big fat ass hanging out
Adrian Phillips
really afraid you're my coworker and you're talking about me
Asher Anderson
So don't? You're perfectly capable of hanging out without being down to fuck user.
Evan Lee
It does, but it's actually fine. They're all fine to work with, had a few crazies but they got given the boot.
Adam Bell
working with women is remarkably easy.
Do not get invested in anything they have to say and just smile and nod.
Mason Fisher
I know, but I guess I'm still just on the fence about it? She is pretty cute and we have similar interests; it would seem like a wasted opportunity, especially when it seems like she's interested. I just don't want to lose a friend like I did last time; I think basically I'd be down to go further if she was blunt about it but I know guys are supposed to make the first move and all of that etc.
Chase Rodriguez
Oh man I'm in the same boat as you. Adding to that, BLOOD got me in a mood for shooters in the same style so I don't even feel all that motivated to buy more demanding games.
Lucas Price
Well if she's actively perusing interaction with you, I'd take that as a sign.
Just roll with if for a bit user. If nothing else you'll have someone to talk vidya and anime with. Worst comes to worst you end up with a qt gf.
Connor Clark
this, just don't try to be a contrarian fuck and you will never run problems with female, if they interact with them just turn your brain off and let them talk and look interested
Liam Rodriguez
>Futa hentai
Patrician
Camden Brown
>a female is actively pursuing interaction with you so she wants to fuck
Do not assume this, user. Give it more time.
Juan Reed
Yeah no shit hence roll with it for a bit and see where it goes.
Jacob Wood
this is good advice, in a work environment girls will interact with anyone and start conversations with everyone
Connor Johnson
My bad, didn't read the rest of your post. Good advice.
Robert Smith
He's right, things must follow a natural course, being desesperated is bad for bounding
Juan Cox
>co-workers talk about literally any of their hobbies
>try to drag me into it
>don't have anything to add and just say "I'm not interested in [x]"
>"well what are you interested in?"
>can't answer because all I do is watch kamen rider/precure
I'm kinda glad I got into hockey last fall, even if nobody here cares about that shit at least it's normalfag enough they're willing to politely nod when I try to discuss it
Nolan Phillips
are you this guy by any chance?
Zachary Bell
Little do you know, he was the one hiding his power level.
Lincoln Roberts
I'm not that user but seriously you should stop with that shit of have sex in all threads, it's a mix between spamming and low effort, try to be more creative
Angel Taylor
Oh hey! I've actually only just started playing recently, my last computer couldn't get it to start up so im really happy it works on my new computer!
Do you have any advice for someone whos pretty new to the game?
Also I feel you on the lack of motivation, I was actually struggling to think of demanding games released recently that I wasn't able to play before that i actually want to play.
There were a million indie titles on my wishlist and very rare taxing AAA games.
Carter Russell
>talking to coworkers about anything other than work
you people don't do this, right?
Connor Mitchell
have sex. why aren't you having sex? your entire purpose in life is to have sex. go have sex.
John Jackson
>coworkers start asking if you’ve seen avengers
Christian Russell
You have to admit, he isn’t wrong.
Jonathan Smith
I've been in more or less the same boat. I've learned that women come in two varieties when it comes to work: either they're old, haul ass and are generally bros or they're young, lazy and the only reason they haven't been fired is because sometimes just having a warm body show up is good enough according to the higher ups. maybe this is true of guys too, I don't fucking know. For some reason everywhere I work 95% of the workforce is women.
William Harris
>being that fucking wierdo no one can strike up a conversation with
Josiah Robinson
>Formerly chuckling.
David Hernandez
you're obviously a woman, fuck off
Jack Morris
Please fucking do it this time, Pete.
Julian Bailey
>Do you have any advice for someone whos pretty new to the game?
Prussia is a great country for you to learn every mechanic in an environment where you interact with other nations. If you want a safe country pick the US since you are pretty much left to your own devices. Tax rates aren't all that relevant long term so just charge as much as you need. Make sure you optimize your factory supply chains and build in the correct regions if at all possible. Dumping tons of cash in your navy helps inflating your military score to scare away bigger nations. HFM is better than HPM even if it was made by a redditor
> I was actually struggling to think of demanding games released recently
Same as me, I have XCOM 2 and Nier Automata in my wishlist I guess but they're not big priorities since there are other games in my backlog anyways.
Evan Baker
>talk to people or friends about Kamen rider
>you mean power rangers
Connor Morales
sorry but I dont't talk to normies, I hate them
Angel Mitchell
This working with women is easy, you smile, you say hello, you agree with every meaningless thing they say and them you slack off and if you're the only man working there they'll help you, it works the same way that it worked in college if you got in a group with girls with good grades you ended with a 10/10 for doing nothing
Aiden Lewis
Based and /ss/pilled
Anthony White
I would be if I didn't get ignored and occasionally laughed at when I tried it back in high school
Eli Cruz
Landon White
>Coworkers start talking about politics
Cooper Reed
All I fucking hear at work is Avengers this, Game of Thrones that. It makes me want to (jokingly) kill everyone in the store and then myself.
Christian Rogers
>you ended with a 10/10 for doing nothing
I did this once and one of the girls ended up getting a date for one of our presentations wrong by 4 centuries. After that I started purposely grouping up with the class's lazyshit and would just do everything on my own
Xavier Reed
>Eat, have sex and sleep
“It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.” J.S.Mill
Hudson Watson
>mfw my boss says he'll never, ever hire a minority or tranny
Jace Mitchell
You don't know what women sound like. Because you're an incel. Your opinion doesn't matter. Put your dick in a vagina. Shut your fucking mouth and go buy women things so that you can put your dick in their vagina. Stop playing games, games are for children. You're an adult male, so go have sex with women.
Aaron Johnson
yeah, that's pretty based though user
just make sure you're not playing a geneticist fuck those arrogant cunts
David Reed
I'm getting paid OT to sit on my ass and shitpost right now nigga I don't give a fuck
Lucas Lopez
haha who even knows that lame nerd shit? have sex you fucking virgin.
Landon Peterson
i did that in college, KR and toku in general is literally impossible to recommend to people with no previous interest in the genre
Elijah White
>coworker starts a conversation about his girlfriend by showing everyone a pic of her pussy
David Gutierrez
Do normies still like game of thrones? I thought the season was trash
Ryan Reyes
Good advice, notes taken, thank you user.
> I have XCOM 2 and Nier Automata in my wishlist I guess but they're not big priorities since there are other games in my backlog anyways.
Yeah, I ended up grabbing a lot of the games I was interested on PS4 and even then its barely any (Nier and MGSV)
Im just sort of waiting to grab the Divinity games as well as Witcher 3 now
At least its satisfying to know any future game that comes out I know I could run without any issues.
Thomas Morales
>implying you can't do both
Jeremiah Perry
you sound mad
Jordan Thompson
whats wrong with being a woman? is there a rule here i missed? also read:
Bentley Thomas
>her
Christian Ross
normies will like whatever they're told to like. GoT has always been shit but they ate it up anyways.
Joseph Miller
It's all my co-workers talk about, even fucking worse since my name is Gregor and I get zoomers coming in like "wow bro sick name, your parents Thrones fans?".
Brody Lewis
You did it wrong you have to get into the group with the top students, it's easier with top grade girls than with boys because women let you slack off easier, men are more intransigent
Bentley Jenkins
stay the fuck away from HR, all you did was document your own "History of abuse" towards "it". HR isn't there to mediate, it's to hammer down the tallest nails.
Angel Martin
everyone who plays video games is an immature manchild. why are you talking about video games? you should be having sex. the things you like are stupid and don't matter. either have sex or kill yourself for being a worthless incel.
have sex
Eli Davis
William Nguyen
>nephew starts flossing
Aiden Sanders
Could you be more obvious?
Joshua Myers
Ohhh I've spoken big words and you have a headache as a result, I can only feel pity for someone as pathetic as you
Brandon Gonzalez
he's right, you can never climb the same mountain twice.
Joshua Lopez
>Doing Work, got music playing over my speaker
>Roundabout by Yes
>coworker peaks his head in
>"...Is that your music"
>"Yes"
>"...Do you watch JoJos Bizzare Adventure"
>Ended up having a good conversations about the anime and stands for a while
>made a new friend
>He only refers to stands by the anime translated names
Mason Carter
only a woman would get this mad at someone saying they don't care about pussy, because it's your only bargaining chip
Bentley Brooks
you'd think it'd be easier with how popular the MCU is. Only real things separating them are ease of access, brand recognition and I guess budget.
Cooper Clark
I wish I ever had coworkers who play. The only thing normalfags ever touched it sims, if the touched anything at all that isn't candy crush.
Logan Morales
It’s impressive how much the “have sex” thing makes people mad on here. It’s pretty obvious the guy saying it is shitposting but people still reply to him seriously
Daniel Price
>have sex
is Yea Forums leaking again
Liam Torres
>coworkers start shittalking me in spanish again
Please stop
Daniel Myers
people on this site are way too easy to bait, they act like theyre better than reddt but are way easier to rile up
Nathan Baker
>working with spics
What shitty job do you work?
Landon Anderson
the only thing that's obvious is that you're a pathetic incel.
spoken like a truly euphoric incel
you're just a pathetic incel acting tough online. of course you care about pussy, everyone cares about pussy. so either have sex or kill yourself because if you're unable to fuck a pussy then you don't deserve to live.
Samuel Scott
it's ironic yet it isn't, because so many beta males on here act more like boys than men.
>wahhh things arent as easy as they were for boomers! i better give up and just become a video game addicted shutin!
>so what if im obese, it literally doesnt matter!
the answer: have sex, incels.
Wyatt Turner
>coworkers are females only
Jason Gonzalez
>coworker farts in front of me
Asher Collins
>family reunion
>younger cousin is playing fornite
>and watching a fortnite stream
>and watching some fortnite youtuber
>tries to talk to me about fortnite but I have never been exposed to anything about the game
>so he decides to talk about some random spanish football players who play fortnite
>does the flloss and other fortnite dances while quoting zoomer rap
I swear neither me or any of my friends were like this, we were stupid kids sure but god damn
Luis Martin
>pandoras box
People don't think you're cool or edgy because you jerk off to degenerate shit user. If anything they just respect you less now.
Christopher Collins
the armors are way too cool for them, also fucking power ranger damaged everyone's perspective of toku in general, it always gonna be seen as
>that weird but funny show from my childhod
my fucking face when seeing Agito and one dude gets stuffed into a tree hole after being killed or ALL in Faiz, also Ex aid is pretty fucked up with replacing the dead with virtual copies, or Sento nuking reality just to get rid of papa evolt
Easton Baker
it's because the incels on here are obsessed with women. none of them really care about videogames, it's just a way to numb the pain that they're not putting their dick inside a vagina. but it doesn't fix anything, sooner or later you all know you're going to be begging fat chicks for a crumb of pussy eventually, so you might as well hop to it!
Anthony Anderson
I know that feel
Caleb Jackson
I didn't say a shit about being a woman, that was another user I've just called you for your shitposting behavior and you can't write a coherent answer
Isaac Morgan
Wageslavery in a kitchen to keep the loans at bay. Pays a bit more than just being a cashier but everyone else in the back is a middle aged mexican dude.
Wyatt Gray
They're posting that 24/7 and mods aren't doing enough to stop it it's just annoying to see that shit in every thread
William Richardson
case in point of how men act like boys.
YOU CAN SOLVE THIS YOURSELF USING FILTERS. LMAO. fucking baby, stop looking to others for solutions to your fucking problems
Thomas Wood
What are they saying? Pinche gringo pendejo
Elijah Kelly
It would go away if people didn’t reply to it.
Adam Moore
the wwf
Christopher Price
Tell her you are busy and spend entire day shitposting on Yea Forums.
Lucas Bell
>friend of family brings their kid over when visiting
>never shuts the fuck up about Fortnite and what he bought with in game currency
Zachary Rivera
Stop shitposting idiot
Liam Turner
the reason 'have sex' is so effective comes from the way our brains have been wired from centuries to reproduce and create offspring, so when people get told 'have sex' they are being called inadequate and it attacks the very nature of their existence, it tirggers everyone from incels to normalfags
Landon Hill
wow your coworker sounds like a pretty friendly guy whose just trying to get to know their coworker
this post was bait, right? you're not that autistic, right?
Juan Parker
Wishfull thinking, they would just change to another topic
Jose King
yo te puteo como quiero pinchi gringo culero
Connor Morris
He is pretty friendly, never said he wasn't. That doesn't mean I have to lie and say I enjoy the games he is talking about
this post was bait, right? you're not that autistic, right?
Owen Perry
>tfw no coworkers
>tfw I average 5 to 10 customers a day
I get paid to play videogames, beat my meat and smoke dude weed all day
Austin Gutierrez
At least your cousins will talk to you. Mine are a bunch of emo losers who go in and out of mental hospitals
John Reyes
>coworker has been shilling No Man's Sky to me for the past month
>already told him I don't care and I'm never gonna play it
>still shows me screenshots he took and shit
Why do I have to know the only human being that still plays this game?
Jonathan Gutierrez
sneed
Isaiah Perry
Jaxson Robinson
This means nothing to the average wagie.
Josiah Turner
where do you think you are user? but seriously some people here are a bunch of retards, i might hate to interact with people but its not hard to pretend to care and try to win people over, being and edgy faggot wont do me any favors
Mason Myers
>everything that makes me feel bad is trolling
you're still crying and making excuses instead of taking action yourself, boy.
Andrew Hernandez
Start a family. But only if you are white.
Matthew Brooks
No need to get so triggered about your autism user.
Caleb Ortiz
you can be honest about the shit you play even if its outside the mainstream user...
Jaxon Wright
>user that was a long day today
>hey do you play pokemon?
>heres my FC bro, I'd love to play competitive with my coworkers
Blake Bennett
I wasn't triggered. I was replying to you and explaining my position.
Lincoln Howard
>coworkers start talking about politics
Michael Ortiz
>I was replying to you
No you weren't. Idiot.
Luke King
>too autistic to understand the left/right false dichotomy
Anthony Harris
Okay, I was replying to the poster.
Luke Barnes
just pretend to be on the side of the ones closer to your boss
Nicholas Hughes
>Yea Forums starts talking about video games
Christian Turner
This
Aiden Reed
>coworker: hey man you play video games
>me: nah bro, never got into them
>coworker: oh ok
>go on to talk about other things we’re interested in instead
It’s literally just that easy, if you willingly reveal your power level you have no one to blame but yourself, I do the same thing with anime
Levi Jackson
>reccomend coworkers play Witcher(2007)
If I'm being honest I deserved the autistic reputation I got.
Jaxson Green
You said: "Do something than doesn't solve a shit for everyone" remarking how manly it was
I'm just saying that's a better idea to ask for a better moderation which would be positive for all of us
Jace Jackson
Where should he take it then? I'd like to know about this too
Brayden Turner
>favourite game is Space Station 13
>end up having to explain autists "roleplaying" in a atmos simulator every time someone asks
Cameron Collins
>coworker puts headphones on to watch anime
>doesn't realise they aren't plugged in
hilarious
Henry Murphy
>never talk to any coworkers coz you are an anti-social faget
Connor Gutierrez
it's not complicated
just agree with whoever you're talking to
this is what autistics have trouble learning: normies aren't interested in hearing other opinions, or getting to know you better, or any of that shit. they just want you to agree with them. if you manage to elaborate on their argument by taking it a bit further or sharing some random trivia that means nothing but sounds interesting, then you'll be seen as intelligent.
ALL social interaction is lying. all of it.
Nicholas Roberts
>Nausicaa
>She wants to hang out the next day after that
JACKPOT! Don't fuck this up.
Oliver Perez
Pretending to care is just as fucking stupid.
Alexander Myers
>take a trip to the city to eat some dinner and walk around.
>stop in a nice sushi place and take my seat.
>family next to me is two parents sipping wine while their little zoom zoom that looked about 8 years old plays Fortnite. On his phone. With an xbone controller. And Apple airpods.
Alexander Hughes
Maybe you were. Maybe you weren't. Maybe go fuck yourself.
Joshua Nguyen
>no matter what you say, it's a minefield
Ryder Evans
>recommending eurojank to normies
They're just going to think you're insane.
Cooper Morris
>coworker asks what my favorite game is
No normalfag I've ever talked to knows what KOTOR 2 is.
Luis Robinson
cringe
Kevin Hernandez
this, this thread has made me realize im not as autistic as some fucks around here, like this guy right here
Joshua Green
>i can pretend to care at least
This. One of my coworkers would praise Bethesda like they could do no wrong. Even went as far as to commend FO4 for simplifying the gameplay to make it more accessible for wider audiences. All I did was nod and "agree" with him because I didn't want to argue with him about how Bethesda is shit and has been for a very long time.
Isaac Murphy
In the ass. You take it in the ass.
Christian Miller
Just say it’s a Star Wars game. You’ll get a positive response every time
Lucas Moore
>tfw I’m a immigrant so I just pretend to be ignorant of american politics every time someone asks my opinion
It’s also funny that most people won’t argue with me on my right wing opinions of my home country as they are too scared of offending me because being foreign puts me higher up on the oppression totom pole
Colton Gray
>>"Bud you really dont want to know what I think of Skyrim"
Jonathan Sanchez
>all of the only 18-20 college kids on Yea Forums from 2014-2016 are now making co-worker threads on Yea Forums
>tfw 26 in already 3 months when I haven't even mentally moved on from when bowsette was a thing for a week
>8 months ago already
>haven't even sat down on Yea Forums in almost 60 days too or play a video game other than yakuza 0 for 2 months
>only playing yakuza with my littlle sister for 2-3 hours each night since march 14ish
>when people talk about games now I have no idea since I played nothing last year other than deltarune in november
>literally on Yea Forums in a panic because I just haven't even sat down to use my computer in months because extreme autism
Mason Brown
Now you understand how we feel about you.
Levi Russell
being a man is dealing with shit instead of bitching. you're not going to fix the site, thats a utopian dream for kids. you're choosing to bitch and moan instead of doing what you can to actually change things for the better for yourself. the jannies and mods are all retarded, you can't count on them
nowhere, this is corporate/business culture now. you either quit, eat shit or put your job on the line trying to speak truth in an environment that doesn't value it
except that's not true. most people have never been taught how to think but will still appreciate someone being truthful because thats a basic human thing. if you piss some people off thats called a pleb filter. going along to get along makes you no different than them.
Dominic Watson
Cooper Cook
>company organizes a mandatory party
>forced to socialize
Jonathan White
have sex
Andrew Richardson
Me.
I'm rather glad Toku is super niche, but it sucks having little-to-no one to discuss it with
Lucas Foster
cringe
Levi Carter
The worst part is when they're down right wrong about everything they're talking about. Its not that I can't stop myself from correcting them, but I just start nodding and let the conversation die because I can't be fucked to act like I am informed retard and talk about playing God of War on my Nintendo Switch.
Oliver Smith
oh yeah?
>be in my thirties
take that
Colton Perez
The real bad thing is if you start criticizing certain aspects legitimately, it kills the conversation even worse. Most people react as if they don't know what you're talking about even though they play every single modern FO game to come out and should know more than you about how shit it's gotten.
Liam Bennett
>start talking about lolis and tentacle rape
>coworkers think I'm memeing
Caleb Ramirez
>go to the cinema with family to see the new Pokemon movie
>some kid with a fortnite t-shirt and a pikachu hat is watching someone streaming Skyward Sword on his iPad while waiting in line
Elijah Gutierrez
>Not replying with "Like, human or?"
Camden Reed
Stay snug as a bug in a rug Smug.
Jonathan Smith
luckily all of my coworkers are in their late 40s-60s so I don't have to hear about video games or kid shit. Keep it simple with sports and guns.
Joseph Rogers
>Hey, do you like X thing?
>Nah, it's not my thing.
>How can you hate X?! It's the best thing ever!
Motherfucker, all I said was that it's not my cup of tea, not that I hate it.
Alexander Gonzalez
Yeah nigger, that's the stuff.
Robert Sullivan
cringe
Dylan Reed
>coworker watches hentai without headphones
Dominic Robinson
>Female coworker mentions at one point that she’s a “huge anime fan”
>Ask her what she watches
>She watches Attack on Titan and literally nothing else
I don’t judge people for their taste in anime, but how can you call yourself a “huge anime fan” if you have only watched a single anime?
Anthony Green
Fuck.. thanks for reminding me of that Christmas party back when I was a real estate agent working for a big company...
Owen Nguyen
Yeah nigger, keep on truckin
Levi Powell
fucking this, I always become invisible at these sort of events.
like people can start talking shit about me while I'm in the same room.
my coworkers are ok though, but their much older and I have no similar interests
Noah Rodriguez
She’s a female. Same reason they say they’re gamers for playing candy crush
Austin Rogers
cringe
Juan Ortiz
Yeah you have a part of reason here, to make a better place out of here would probably end in something worse but it's really good to be so passive towards such flooding aren't things just going to get worse you know like when in a country the police fails to do their shit and anarchy spreads and them mobs burn alive people for stealing without proofs and call it justice
Tyler Miller
She's huge.
Benjamin White
>boss who is a leftie talks about politics
>user I think refugees are not that bad, our country has low birthrate anyway, what do you think?
>as long as they work and contribute without just squeezing out our purse, I don't really care. I think even if they have bad reputation they can earn their right to be here, they can be set free trough work too.
Parker Price
>friends talking about Endgame
>oh user you haven't watched it yet, have you?
>nah
>alright we can't talk about it yet
>go and watch infinity war and endgame because I don't wanna be a burden during convos and like it
>even help a few people out by sharing a mirror of the copy of endgame I torrented
Went better than expected.
Christian Edwards
except you're not being passive when you filter it, you won't even know it's happening anymore. the passive thing to do is bitch about it while doing nothing to actually remove yourself from it. same principle in real life.
Asher Edwards
>coworkers are all fresh off the border hispanics so they don't really talk about shit likr GoT or other normieshit
Well some of the younger bilingual ones do but for the most part I don't have to worry about what you guys do.
Cooper Cruz
I’ve never been asked this, but if I do I’m just going to answer with a straight face “zero.”
Joshua Jenkins
>dilate
lol holy shit you got destroyed
Charles Watson
You should be worried.
Jaxson Young
i love the fact that toku is niche too but daym i really wish i could talk about people about all the good moments
>that time Emu got fed up with all the bullying he bullyied parad so hard he made him cry and died but not really
Chase Thompson
Its okay. I'm a spic too.
Xavier Scott
>the none of your coworkers are in your age group and can't relate to them
Jose Wood
>coworkers start talking about sex
>schizophrenic coworker starts rambling about how they're all degenerates and he'll cleanse the land
jackson pls
Juan Morgan
have sex
Grayson Wilson
he sounds Based and Ceasar’s Legion pilled
Jordan Phillips
>black coworker gets upset when I say Blade is a better black superhero than Black Panther.
Jaxon Green
My point is that even if I do like it isn't happening it will happen
Michael Adams
>play Fortnite from season 2, before it got popular and filled with kids
>Fortnite starts to explode in popularity, little sibling gets into it
>try to play with him
>acts like a fag about fortnite, watches all the clickbait video shit and those streamer compilations
>starts to overreact like those videos and goes "YOOOOOOOOO THATS SICK" anytime anything happens no matter how basic it is
He's my bro and I love him but holy shit he is annoying as fuck with that. I hope he grows outta that shit. I also can't complain cause I used to be like that with ROBLOX and Pokemon.
Colton Martinez
YOU BLEW IT user, YOU COULD'VE HAD A QT WEEB GF BY NOW.
Adam Brown
>coworkers start talking about their divorce
Matthew Hernandez
>coworkers ask me how old I am
>they're always surprised that I'm a 25 year old boomer and thought I was just 18
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Asher Torres
How fat is she?
Landon Hill
Means you have a baby face/body. So not good
Nathaniel Green
>coworkers are literally all women
One of them does play video games though, we sometimes chat about it when I see her. She was still hunting and gathering collectibles in RDR2 last we spoke about it. The rest of them are all super normie tier, but they're nice enough.
Jonathan Morgan
>female
There's your problem
Julian Flores
Aiden Barnes
what a pleb faggot
Cooper Thompson
at least attack on titan is the best normalfag anime to ever be so popular, nothing with it's level of mainstream appeal has been as consistently good.
Luis Thomas
I fucking hate this shit
>coworker asks my opinion on dark souls
>tell him I didn’t really like it due to the clunky controls and few other things so I never finished it
>coworker takes it personally and gets viably angry and starts a 10 minute rant as to why I’m wrong and my opinion is stupid, I don’t say anything the entire time and just continue doing my work
>by the end of it he’s fucking red in the face
>I just reply with a “oh ok I guess you’re right then” then stop talking to him
I was genuinely embarrassed for him, I can’t imagine getting that worked up over someone not likeing a video game, like holy fuck he’s in his mid twenties
Jackson Lee
>coworkers start talking about how bad the pay, management, and corporate are
>I recently started
Do I take this as a sign to get out ASAP?
Julian James
yes, and? you either stop making excuses or you do something.
Brayden Rogers
>taking advice from a board of manchildren
where is your father?
Adam Kelly
I mean there is literally nothing wrong with this opinion though. Only people who would have a problem with this is racists who don't want immigrants and faggots who think immigrants should be on a pedestal.
Angel Scott
Why are you guys so obsessed about sex? It's not that great.
Owen Adams
>foreman is a Jehova's witness and starts rambling about god and angels whenever someone mentions things like space or evolution by accident
>also starts preaching about animal rights if you happen to bring some supermarket food for lunch
>loves to eat at McDonalds, stuffing his face with several burgers
Noah Cox
>older coworkers casually start talking about girls they've fucked and porn they watched
Xavier Stewart
I think I'll go on a shooting spree targeting exclusively women just because of this post
Ian Martin
critical thinking is not something that is learned. Its gifted through constant juxtaposing and still then not everyone cares. Because most normalfags don't really give two shits about political awareness - its just beer drinking conversation. Even raging liberals are merely using their position to push THEMSELVES into the spotlight. If people really gave a fuck about politics the government would have a critical meltdown within a week of these same people realizing the veil of descent the crones hide behind.
John Powell
of course I don't have problems with them, too bad that these people are like bikes, the very moment the chains comes off they stop working.
Liam Foster
It depends, if they've been there long enough to have a huge nest egg and are just being whiny shits, don't bother, but if they've only been there for maybe 4-5 years it could be a bad sign. Most people who have been working in a single place for 20+ years are just obnoxious on how they hate that things are changing to modernize and speed up the process, also so they can finally fucking retire and new people can do their job that they've been sitting on for the past two decades.
Benjamin Barnes
Everybody shit talks their company, you're gonna get that in every job.
Carter Wright
You blew it user
Carter Green
>spanish talking co workers start talking about how great dbz is
>you realize you are also spanish talking
>proceed to join them
im sure you are wired to like DB if you are latin or some shit, its like religion here everyone likes it
Nathaniel Fisher
>that one coworker with whom I'm on the good terms with starts talking about latest Game of Thrones season
I WON'T FUCKING WATCH IT GOD DAMMIT, WHY SHOULD I PUT UP THIS SHIT IRL NOW
Tyler James
>these people are like bikes, the very moment the chains comes off they stop working.
Oh, that's a good one, I'll start using this.
Robert Mitchell
WHY DONT YOU PLAY STAR CITIZEN WITH US user
James Anderson
It ends this week user. It’s almost over
Jack Gray
This.
Also ask them if they've had another job before, many people complain about their companies because they've never had another job in their lives and they don't know how hell really looks like.
Im on a good company now but I've been in the worst of the worst, and I hear people at my current workplace complain about shit I couldn't even comprehend.
Jonathan Lewis
That's hilarious, fair enough. If only it wasn't that way.
Dominic Perry
Most people are entitled and lazy and will complain about literally everything they can. Just stick it out for a while and see for yourself if they're right or not. But don't let their opinions influence your own judgement. Everyone at my job bitches and whines all day, yet I have pretty much zero complaints (besides petty annoying things you'll find at any job) despite having the exact same responsibilities as them.
Brody Sanchez
Word. Younger spics will try to talk to you about Naruto tho. One of the dudes at the work site asked me if I liked Naruto in our lunch break and I said "Nah that shits for fags." And everyone at the table started laughing.
Austin Young
>at least 18-yo man (assuming you’re not underage)
>duhhh his parents must have named him after a tv series that only started a decade ago based on a book series that was at best written shortly before he was born, if not after.
How do these people not use critical thinking skills?
Jordan Hall
critical thinking requires a base line intelligence, but it also help teaching people how to think rather than what to think.
its up to you if you want to surround yourself with like minded individuals or just people you happen to be around for sake of convenience. eventually they will drag you down to their level because you're denying your self.
everyone i've ever heard talk about this say they don't regret being honest to a fault, because they ended up with a few, albeit good friends. if you can't be honest with someone they're not worth hanging out with
Lucas Anderson
Hey, it’s not too late for him yet.
I just hope this doesn’t end up like that guy who only found that girl’s message in his yearbook a decade later.
Nolan Scott
>"So what games do you play user?"
>"I really enjoy playing ArmA 3; it's a mil-sim"
>"Ugh, why do you hate fun? Play call of duty once in a while!"
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
IF I WANT TO PLAY ARMA 3 I'LL PLAY ARMA 3 YOU FUCKING NORMIE
Brayden Lopez
just watch a preston jacobs video of the latest episode so you can shit on inaccuracies
Thomas Richardson
why must you be like this user?
Isaiah Sanchez
DBZ es una mierda pinchada en un palo que es el equivalente televisivo de ver crecer la hierba, ver secar la pintura o algo parecido, sin embargo DB original es un anime entretenido de comedia y aventura
Joshua Hill
Ian Campbell
>Get into a very comfy conversation about Halo 3 custom games with a coworker
Charles Peterson
What kind of wealthy boomers do you work with?
Dylan Jones
what message
Gabriel Bennett
Engineers
Dominic Foster
>Go to a sporting event
>During some downtime the cameramen scan the audience to put them up on the big screen where you usually wave, cheer, whatever
>Cuts to a kid
>Fucker immediately starts Flossing or doing the Loser Dance
At a baseball game the cameraman jumped from five different kids, they all started it immediately.
Jacob Miller
>tfw most of my cousins are either my age or older
>far as I know none of the three younger cousins play fortnite
Granted, one of them is /biz/ incarnate and the other two have a stern Russian mother who probably wouldn’t let them do the stupid floss dance, but still I lucked out.
Nicholas Gonzalez
But me and her are still hanging out on Tuesday after work? Neither of us have invited anyone else for that day.
Leo Moore
>migrants lower wages
>RACIST
Fuck off globacuck
James Brown
>"what games do you play user?"
>list barely obscure indie games and mil-sim tier shooters
>"Um, oh, okay."
Nolan Perry
Did biz boy invest in bitcoin?
William Barnes
>finally do PC gaymen at the start of 2010 after trying to get into pc gaming on my dell dimension from late 2008 when /g/ & Yea Forums were influencing me heavily towards PCs but failing because it was a 2004 PC that had no expansion options
>flip flop with upgrades, had a 9600 GT in the PC that I replaced with a HD 5770 not even 6 months later
>keep telling myself i'm gonna play "that game" when my PC gets good enough
>get a 6870 that I used from 2012 till 2014 when I gave up and got a r9 280x and my 1045t to fx 8350
>280x was supposed to be THE CARD to play those games I set to the side to finally play
>lol nope, never play them and end up upgrading again 2 years later in 2016 finally giving up AM3 for a 6700k and a GTX 1070 3 weeks after it came out
>still have that PC now and it's almost 3 fucking years (longer than my other parts stayed together) and I still haven't played those fucking games, nor have I played any PC games this year at all, let alone just youtube last year
>last real game I played was a hat in time when it came out
>still can't even mentally wrap my mind the fact it's not even 2017 let alone 2018
mentally deteriorating to the point where i take pictures and videos every day, 16k pictures since feb and 5k videos
Ryan Stewart
Based dark souls fanboy.
James Brooks
nice blog, subscribed
Dylan Murphy
This. But also TV and movies in general.
Jayden Russell
you can't blame them, imagine being a kid in 2019 and all your clout and popularity is based on liking fortnite and modern media, if you can tell your friends you did a fortnite dance on the TV you immediately get attention.
Benjamin Miller
>Used to have a group of several coworkers that were in their late 20s and early 30s
>Into the same video games along with indie shit, B-Movies, anime, tabletop stuff and the like
>Breaktimes were chill as hell as we talked about everything and anything
>Some got jobs elsewhere, some got fired, some stayed in the same area while I got promoted
>Now the people in my area just like the flavor of the month garbage to the point I had to remind one of them that yes, he did play the new God of War a few months ago
It sucks.
Juan Williams
>"user, do you watch GoT"
>I used to, not anymore
>"Why?!"
>Oh, I just stopped enjoying it a few seasons ago
>Co-worker looks at me like I just took a shit in the floor.
Josiah Roberts
i watched both dbz and naruto, althoe there was a time where talking about naruto was like saying
>i want to get bullied
nowadays people talk about both and i know enough about both to make interesting talk
Jacob Russell
PETE YOU LAZY FUCK
END MY LIFE ALREADY
Isaiah Bell
>job interview was 2 weeks ago
>haven't been contacted about it since
>no rejection email even though I've gotten one when I applied last year
What do
Cooper King
Dude just turn your brain off
Liam Morris
apply somewhere else
Benjamin Sanchez
go share the managers hand son
Nathan Young
I really hope this is bait
Brandon Powell
Make a call out post on twitter and get them cancelled
Grayson Gomez
call them or email them directly again, if that doesn't work, give up, job searching is bullshit
Logan Martinez
>I also can't complain cause I used to be like that with ROBLOX and Pokemon
>ROBLOX
Either you started playing Roblox during its early years like I did, or I'm getting old
Oliver Cruz
Whatever happened to 4 am posting
Adrian Morales
you have to say
>i kinda started watching other series and forgot to comeback
>is X still alive or (whatever popular character)
and let them ramble
Mason Wood
>coworker talks about how he used to play this game as a kid on pc. But forgot the name.
>Its Homm3
We played a few times so far and another coworker is joining for our session tonite
Easton Campbell
my new coworker is generally pretty cool, plays a lot of dark souls and is currently doing an SL1 playthrough of the first game.
but HOLY SHIT don't get this guy started on Destiny 2, he will go on for hours about it. It honestly sounds like a second job desu, how he has to stay up to date with gear and stuff every week
John Gonzalez
i once got called like a month after i applied
Adrian Sanchez
Instant 3 day bans for making one.
Anthony Morris
>"do you watch GoT user?"
>"No but I have read the books, I really lik-"
>"Oh yeah there are books right? That's cool"
>drops the subject entirely and keeps asking about other tv shows
This happened multiple times, I guess I should be happy I wasn't given the opportunity to not complain about how trash they are. But it became pretty apparent that these people don't really care about the story or setting, just that it's a popular thing
Carter Young
>Yfw casuals have constant supplies of games they enjoy while your own "real gaymer" ass has nothing to fucking play
God i wish i liked cod and sports games
Nicholas Jackson
thats mobile games in a nutshell, they try to wring parents out by making their children addicted to playing every day and feeling bad when they miss daily rewards or wahtever the fuck
the books are trash too
>Her cunt became the world
>diarrhea shitting all through the night
>fatass old man writing about sex hes never had
it's like a perverts fantasy with thinly veiled pleb tier fantasy sprinkled on top
even he doesnt take it seriously, he gives zero fucks about how low quality the tv series is while everyone else loses their minds lmao
Wyatt Barnes
From my experience it's better to make a follow-up call and ask about it. Shows initiative or something.
Justin Morales
So.. this is what happens when foreign cultural elements takes over...
Cameron Adams
arma 3 is garbage
Adrian Sanders
>friends try to get me to play summoners war
>convinced them to play cunt wars inste4ad
Samuel Cox
If you don't get a rejection its a very bad sign. Even if you are hired it means your future boss will not give a shit about you. and this guy generally threats others like shit. The only worse situation is when the person you are talking to at the interview picks up his phone when it rings. Remember this is the biggest disrespect what you can show to another man as a male. You can safely drop your hope and not even listen what the next thing he says, because that job is dogshit and those work for this guy curse the moment they wake up.
Mason Reed
you just scream that you fuck pussy
Evan Torres
It seems to happen at every baseball game I go to too. If the camera points a kid they'll start flossing or dabbing almost every time
Joshua Brown
>tfw all my cousins are succesfull expect one who keeps going in and out of a mental ward
Carter Wilson
God this is my biggest fear. Being this embaressing and not even knowing it. He probably even thinks hes just being memed on right now.
user do you comprehend why your reply hurts to read
Parker Carter
I had that happen once too and the kicker was that the lady on the phone that called me fucking abbreviated the company name so on top of being very confused I was treating it all very cautiously that it may have been a scam. I tanked that phone interview worse than one I intentionally sabotaged that I got a rejection email within the hour.
Daniel Ramirez
>go to the cinema with family to see the new Pokemon movie
Did you drag your mom with you to watch a kids movie?
Noah Ramirez
I went with my parents, my sister and one of my cousins, no need to start projecting user.
Easton Fisher
Hudson Cooper
>Coworkers in 50s talking about a nearly hired college girl
It's incredible how they haven't gotten HRed yet.
Jayden Rivera
Levi Garcia
i was driving while i got the call after the whole month wait, and i really needed the job so she told me that she was going to interview me through phone first and if i had the time and i just told them i was driving so np and she said that i couldnt while driving and that she will call again eventually bullshit if ever seen it so i told her that i was going to park somewhere which a couldnt cuz i was in a highway, it was a very hilarious experience, in the end everything went well
Hudson Hernandez
this scene out of contex makes you think muteki is the bad guy
Michael Jackson
in my case, my mom loves seeing movies so we are her bargain chips
Caleb Reyes
>thinking your above anyone when you rely entirely on your government while they barely give you enough to "live"
lol
Xavier Torres
that scene was like a snuff film with silly video game mascots
Ian Anderson
Absolutely based
Jason Myers
>that coworker who only buys loot shooters like destiny, anthem, and division
Brody Diaz
no user, she was trying to say that she's a HUGE anime fan.
Hudson Anderson
>dark ominous music
>colorful character getting beaten near death
>every fucking hit makes a *turum* sound effect right of a rythm game
shit was too hilarious, KR is high art
Thomas White
Obviously he doesn't. Virtual Youtuberposters never do.
Nathaniel Hall
I wish my mom would enjoy seeing movies at the theater.
>Rent a floor from the family so I pass by them fairly often
>Will ask my dad if he wants to get breakfast or lunch, see a movie, go to a flea market, whatever
>Only times he doesn't agree to it is if he has a doctor's appointment since he's retired
>Ask my mom the same thing
>"Oh no that's too much money/I don't know what's in theaters/ is about to start!"
>Pass by an open door on their floor, wearing shoes, coat and holding my car keys
>"Want to watch with me? We never do stuff together."
Jaxon Perry
what do people mean in this context when they say flossing?
Joshua Wright
my mom stopped watching those when we started pirating movies and it never used tv cable again when we got netflix, she pretty much told me that one time in her job she didnt know what to talk about with her coworkers about tv cuz she hasnt used one outside of netflix, she just like movies a lot
Jose Wood
>coworkers talk about video games
>male ones talk about about mario kart and zelda
>female ones talk about kingdom hearts and overwatch
>"What do you play, user?"
>"Fighting games, mostly."
>"Lame."
user, old people fucking love game shows. If you know a Millennial or Z-tard who likes game shows, rest assured their parents were Boomers or they were babysat by grandparents a lot.
Juan Jones
don't fuck this up user, i believe in you
Brandon King
>hurr durr just pretend you have shit taste
Holy shit just how beta can you guys be.
Nathan Ortiz
>ugh games where you actually have to put effort, LAME
she is female alright
Isaac Parker
They all have pleb tastes
Adrian Lewis
lmao, ask your mom why she wants to be plastered in front of a tv instead of hanging out with her son
Brody Phillips
>want to risk your life income to be epic memer
your workplace is the worst place to gain enemies
John Foster
this post fiscally hurts to read
Andrew Ortiz
>fiscally
Wyatt Jackson
>Summoners war
I didn't know that was normie level
Levi Sanders
>in previous job coworkers would talk about vidya and anime all the time and have a good time al day
>got a better job but now all my coworkers do is talk about sex with prostitutes and smoke.
They are cool guys though.
John Ortiz
Pay your taxes
Jonathan Ramirez
Last I was in one of these threads some anons were telling me to fuck my co-worker because she liked vidya even though I wasn't interested. I was bullied and called retarded though they aren't wrong about that.
Juan Howard
>Work in a small office with my boss and his wife
>We chat from time to time, apparently she likes Nintendo shit
>Invites me to play some Switch with them both after work
>Say no
Nothing personal but if I work 9 hours a day by the end I just want to go home and play shitty obscure games on my toaster.
Christian Taylor
I've spent years making non-statements, saying very generic stuff, changing subjects and quasi-lying. It took 5 years before a coworker realised he still knew nothing about me. Fortunately he also didn't care.
Lucas Morales
she wanted to have sex with you while the man watched
Bentley Rodriguez
Have sex user
Jordan Bennett
Don't listen to them, you can't just meet a girl and have sex unless the girl is a slut
Noah Fisher
all girls are sluts tho
Nathan James
>going through life like a ghost, never saying what you think
are you even a real person at that point?
Hudson Hernandez
I'm a prude or a faggot but that kinda shit just grosses me out. Can't stand it more though if I hear a girl talking about that kind of shit. Maybe I have libido problem
Josiah Ramirez
Find an actually religious one that’s still a Virgin
Lucas Evans
I will but not with her.
Ethan Gray
Well sorry for having no interest in the normies at work. I socialise just fine with my actual friends & family and with you fags in here.
Parker Wilson
The problem is that my mom is so insanely frugal it inhibits just about everything she does. I should try the piracy angle because she only likes seeing movies she can get for free from the public libraries.
>One day volunteer to cook for a little family get-together
>Where we live there are two major grocery store chains: Wegmans and Tops along with Aldi's as a budget option
>Call home from a Wegmans to see what I should pick up for drinks
>"Oh, I hope you're not getting the chicken from Wegmans. Go to Tops, instead."
>Ask her what's wrong with the chicken here as the drive to the other store will take about 15 just to go from one parking lot to the other
>"It's ten cents cheaper by the pound over there!"
>In her mind spend an additional half an hour if not more is worth it to save a dollar
When we were growing up we had a microwave where buttons kept dying off on us and for the last year or so all we had was 3, 6, 9 and Start working. When the Start button finally failed she reluctantly agreed that maybe we should buy a new one.
Samuel Long
Its not so bad. Sometimes I feel like one of those mute protagonists in games like Link or Gordon Freeman.
Nicholas Fisher
>tfw NEET
Josiah Perry
>Coworker asks if I would assfuck other coworker standing 20 feet away
What is wrong with normies?
Benjamin Johnson
Don't fuck it up, user. For us.
Henry Mitchell
Say maybe, with normies is better to not be clear and give them ambiguous answers
Landon Taylor
See
Tyler Flores
>it's madden or EA games
>its xbox games
>"computers are too expensive user, I can't afford it"
Samuel Martinez
YO DONNIE
James Turner
I told him I don't want to talk about people I work with that way and he acted like I offended him
I'm far from being a prude but at least I act like a decent person in public
Matthew Bell
you did the right thing, he could use your answer to get you kicked
Andrew Long
>coworkers stare at me for not “””talking””” no one
>coworkers keep commenting me on “why are so serious”
Liam Watson
>acted like I offended him
That's only because you blew him the fuck out in the most polite way possible.
Cameron Ward
That's what happens with direct aproach if you're ambiguos he'll realise that you're not interest but he would be less offended, don't do that type of things, normies are to rancorous and can even try to make your life worse, that's why I hate normalfags
Levi Gutierrez
user you just got invited to a threesome you fool.
Thomas Perez
I played Summoners War when it first came out. I wasted so much damn time on that game. By the time I stopped I had so many 5 start awakened monsters. The bad thing is I don't remember the email I used or my password so its all lost forever.
Jackson Rivera
Motherfucking Green Tea is comedy gold, shut up you
Owen Roberts
>work in an IT department where my colleagues actually play on PC
>none of them play TF2 because they say it's too difficult
Charles Morgan
Then you have to deal with somebody stupid enough to still be a believer even as an adult.
Joseph Bell
Says the guy on Yea Forums
Michael Walker
>that normie boss who out of the blue talks to you about ff7
Andrew Ortiz
Nigger pirate the fuck out of everything you can get your greasy hands on. Delete steem and download uTorrent.
Ryder Nguyen
>weeb coworker talks to me about whatever about the latest 3 year old anime
>mentions its like Tokusatsu
>ask him what that is
>tells me
>"Oh like Power Rangers?"
>he looks at me and walks away
I've never been on this side before feels good
Jose Reed
utorrent hasn't been good in almost a decade and the last good version, 2.2, isn't supported by most trackers because of exploits
use transmission or deluge
Jonathan Young
>mfw my boss is a complete techlet and I have to show him how to do some things about systems we use
Send help.
Matthew Thompson
Why do Tokufags get triggered when you say that? Honest question.
Luke Garcia
Most of my coworkers only want to talk about the latest fad like GoT and complaining about the same damn thing clickbait articles complain about. Granted it is fun to discuss planes with a guy who used to do maintenance work on C class planes all the time and how the Air Force spent money on a coffee maker that could still work while experiencing several Gs during a turn. Or the fun of having a hot pot of water and tossing it out of the plane while at some airstrip up north and it turning to ice before it touched the ground.
Brandon Evans
sounds like an easy way to position yourself for a raise user.
Blake Price
Means you are valuable. Get that raise, or sit happy knowing you have relative job security.
Hunter Foster
>they can be set free trough work too.
subtle. I like it. Most westerners probavly wouldn't catch the reference
Matthew Gutierrez
Yeah okay, but I have my own things to do, can;t be at 2 places at the same time.
William Hall
>get a landscaping job when i was younger
>this one older mexican dude was actually into older pc and fighting games from when he was younger
>talking to me about brood war, diablo, warcraft, king of fighters etc
>always had a great time talking about vidya
>he knocks some girl up and i never saw him again
Brayden Jenkins
You're right, user. He has shit taste.
Matthew Hill
At least he had sex™
Christopher James
How difficult is it for you faggots to just pretend to like what the normies like? Just fucking nod and smile.
Wyatt Cooper
Now is popular to hate GoT ,just because the kaleshi went mad
Jaxson Reyes
this applies perfectly fine to like 80% of the population and will get you through college but let me just say the reason that you think that all social interaction is lying is because the people actually calling the shots that actually have control and power don't let that type of behavior anywhere near themselves.
Christopher Cook
>tfw 32 year old boomer
>tfw only games I enjoy anymore are grand strategy and single player rpg’s
>add some cool coworkers on steam without thinking about it
>now every time I get home from work to relax with hearts of iron 4 they all message me trying to get me to play counter strike and tf2 with them
>have to set myself to offline most days now
They are really cool dudes and I love shooting the shit with them, but I just can’t fuck with shooter games anymore lads
Hudson Ross
>colleague buys 2080Ti a few weeks back
>plays nothing but Heroes of the Storm and WoW
Jose Anderson
Because if you have a spine and some tact, you can say what you actually like without damaging your reputation.
Joseph Campbell
You're just beta. It's okay. Some people gotta be there.
John Allen
>work in an IT department where my colleagues actually play on PC & TF2
>none of them play Quake 3 because they say it's too difficult
Robert Jones
>tfw my boss hired me so i could buy myself more video games
great guy. wish he still worked with us.
Andrew Allen
he's probably waiting for Cyberpunk 2077 no doubt.
Jose Taylor
>play Overwatch when it comes out, don't really like it
>new coworkers all play pretty regularly
>reinstall and play with them
>game has actually improved quite a bit
>have a lot of fun!
Samuel Harris
>coworker/friend/family starts talking about videogames
>be polish so the only game anyone ever talks about is witcher witcher witcher
At least that's an easy topic.
Anthony Green
>hear coworkers lowkey mention things like "loli", "yuri", "otaku", my face slightly twitches but I pretend I don't understand
>coworker describing some "really weird shit anime" he's seen an episode of to another coworker, both are trying to find it on google. I know the title in japanese even, fight the urge to mention it. (This must be how ghosts feel like)
>have to listen to coworker talk about the plot of drakengard for 20 minutes which he only got from some youtube videos, while I 100%'ed the game on PS2. Bite my tongue every time he makes some mistake or mentions something wrong.
Maximum powerlevel hiding.
Nicholas Cook
>coworkers
Ethan King
>a spine
It's fucking video games or television. Hardly something to go all AKCHUALLY about
Joseph Jackson
who do you think so many people are telling the posters here to stop using botnet services, unplug from social media, stop paying attention to the reverse psychology outrage marketing the game industry uses, and actually live their fucking lives?
you do that by calling a spade a space and calling garbage garbage, instead of hemming and hawing over wondering what other people might think of you for speaking the truth or not being the same as everyone else
speaking the truth doesn't require you to play malcom X and try and rub horns with the devil himself, because if you speak the truth, other people will agree with you. i don't mean "truth" or "the truth" or "what i was told was correct" i mean The Truth. observable reality.
James Hughes
-You are a freak too, right?
+Yeah...
-Me too, I'm playing Skyrim. Check my Skyrim tatoo
Ethan Jenkins
Hell yeah, bro. I try to tell people The Truth here on Yea Forums all the time and people just shitpost and call me a fag, but I just chuckle to myself because of how deluded they are.
Jose Morris
i'm not sure what this post is trying to say, are you trying to make fun of actually having your own opinion?
doesn't this mean that you, making this post, is even worse than the thing you're attempting to criticize?
Josiah Bell
Its because its so trivial that there should be no problem in telling the truth about your preferences in media. Why would you ever lie about little shit like that? Find actual common ground rather than fabricating it.
Parker Gutierrez
>oh user you're so nice.
>why are you single?
They pay me to be nice man.
Brody Rogers
But that's just perfect for a wizard like me....
Lincoln Morales
>The Truth
Ian Peterson
You better start lying to people right now and tell them you like GoT and Skyrim and all the other shit I'm not even kidding lying is crucial to society see when everyone lies than everyone has leverage on each other and you're part of the club you DO want to fit in don't you? Seriously if you're not some sort of prodigal genius better conform right fucking now. I am being serious.
Liam Collins
NIGGERS
Christian Watson
>work in a big game studio
>try to talk about vidya with people in my team
>nobody plays games in my team of 8 people
Welp
Its crazy, but we got those 2 girls that never played anything outside of mobile games, 3 guys who are married and have kids and dont even go to grab a beer, always saying wife wont allow, and of the 2 guys who sit next to me, one says games are for losers despite working on them, the other only plays wow since it launched and nothing else.
Starting work in a big studio really opened my eyes on why games are shit, those people just dont give a fuck. We had an internal beta test with the build available to all, only 2 people in my team bothered to download it and run it once. If not for daily morning meetings most people wouldn't even know what game we are making.
Caleb Cooper
I know you're not being serious my dude. You can have an opinion and preferences without being up your own ass about it. I like Gothic, for example, and I'll shill the hell out of it if it's relevant to the conversation.
Kayden Powell
I'm 18 and in college.
What would be a good first job? Not food service, right?
Christian Myers
Literally just walk away from them when they start talking about it. Simply say "excuse me" and/or "Sorry I'm busy". You're not persecuting them, you're not saying anything offensive, you're literally just going back to work. There's literally nothing they can get mad at you for.
Elijah Bailey
NIGGERS
Ryder Bailey
>closeted shut-in who gets tendies every meal from his mee-ma
>thinking he's above people who actually work and have lives
Good one, newfag.
Ryan Kelly
Drop it and get a trait.
Jayden Gomez
I've played that charade for years and it only made me dumber and miserable inside. I realized that if you can't have
>Honest discourse
>Intellectual debate
>Conversation on a topic you enjoy with like-minded people
At least 1 of the 3, then your brain will rot and your spirit will wither. Find people you can actually connect with, don't make my mistake and settle for "what's around you right now". Don't blindly force yourself to "fit in" in every shitty group you find, don't surround yourself with people whom you can only have routine conversations with. Actual isolation and physical loneliness is preferable to stifling of the ego on that level.
Ethan Brown
>Heay user, we have been working for quite a long time together. Can I ask you a question?
>Sure.png
>Why are you single? you seem like a nice guy
Daniel Cruz
No.
Alexander Fisher
GOD DAMN IT!!!!
Anthony Sanchez
NIGGERS
Ryder Stewart
I'm really past that stage of needing to "connect" with people. I don't really care anymore, don't even open up to my closest friends. A man needs to surround himself with people who have mutual interests, like coworkers, business partners, or classmates if you're working on a project together. If the price of keeping the peace in a work environment is having to pretend to like shit tier vidya and film, I have no problem with that.
William Campbell
aaa
Samuel Ortiz
kek
Landon Roberts
my nigga
Liam Johnson
How are you going to disrupt the peace by not liking the same things your coworkers like? No one gives a shit. You may as well have your own opinion and preferences.
Elijah Lopez
How do you respond to the "why are you single, user?"? I always tell them that I'm a disgusting piece of shit but they give me THAT look.
Camden Myers
this
Logan Johnson
I dont have a job and Im 23
Charles Turner
Aight, enjoy your shitty degree and a loan to pay back.
Leo Williams
You recently broke up. It was ultimately your decision.
Adam Wright
you say that you are trying to get your life straight before commiting into a relationship, they will call you boring or something but what you are doing is implying they are irresponsible
Ian Russell
Have sex.
Christian Martinez
Connor Gomez
I havent found the right one is the correct answer
Bentley Perry
>go drinking with friends
>someone starts mentioning vidya
>everyone's discussing overhyped AAA fag shit
Grayson Rivera
I'm honest and say I've never tried to get into a relationship.
Isaac Jackson
I tell them something like because it's kind of true. I was seeing a girl and she ultimately did some bad stuff and I don't want anything right now.
Tyler Wood
I just tell them that the personality I put on while working is a facade and that because I'm autistic I absolutely detest being around other people.
Kevin Collins
Just enjoy her company and don't sperg out. I believe in you user, you can do this!
Angel Ross
Did you try talking about the game you've been playing? Or did you just brood like a little bitch because they were playing stuff you don't like?
Levi James
i mean this is exactly how society works it's just that the people running it know that's how it works and they don't waste their time playing it
Cooper Walker
Hey man go after her if ya like her.
Adrian Collins
literally anything is a good first job. just don't delude yourself into thinking that you're better than the job because you're drinking the College kool aid that tries to make you think you're better than everyone else but never gives you the opportunity to actually prove it because then you'll just flip burgers forever
you are still trading your physical labor for a paycheck which is what suckers do but unless you have an inheritance already making passive income you'd best get used to working at least part time. if you're getting fatalistic about your first fucking job then you're never gonna go anywhere. there's maintenance and management positions where you call your own shots while on someone else's dime so being fatalistic is just setting yourself up for failure
Dominic Cox
Luke Garcia
NIGGERS