Ctr Thread: Key edition

Who you maining boys?

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N. Glans

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I was gonna main Fake Crash, but if Nina's in I'm not sure if I can keep to that. Maybe main both? There's too many good characters in this game to be honest.

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Who pre-ordered? Anyone getting the fancy edition?
Should I pre-order? Should I get the fancy edition? $70 seems like alot on a $40 game, just for the one character.
Ps4 is obv. the system to go, yea?

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Ripper Roo, what's the matter with you
You don't act like the other kangas do

In order :
Spyro
Tawna
Brio

If none of them make it in, no main, since roster isn't trash like MK8

Did they ever finish the mosaic, last night?

not his fault

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N. Gin is my main. Hoping he gets more outfits than just the two from the preview build.
Also, planning to alt as N. Trance or Nina

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>mfw I can only get the switch version
I hope switch version isn't too aids, I want to enjoy the game

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i got the 60 bucks version
its probably the only game im interested in this year
but yes, its just 3 skins, you can unlock Oxide and his kart ingame

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ZEM

Great suff.

I preordered the standard PS4 version. The Oxide edition costs too much for a bunch of skins I don't care about.

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Wait so you can get him in the base version you’re saying?

Yes, he's unlockable.

Don't forget the CalArts pins

yes, watch the trailer for the Oxide edition, says at the end, that hes unlockable ingame, its just an instant unlock when you get that edition

Brings back mario kart DS memories with all that snaking

Is it true they changed the throwing velocity for Beakers? I hear they added a lot of weapon rebalances to encourage wumpa collection (rockets only move at full speed when buffed, warp orbs are slowed, etc.

>when you're so fast you can bully the guy in last place

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Beakers seem to go less high and far when thrown, I don't know about the missiles. The warp orb will only hit the guy in first place when you don't have 10 wumpa fruits, as opposed to also hitting everyone on its path in the original.

>drift boosts make Mario Kart players scream you're cheating
>CTR is so drift boost focused it might as well have a eurobeat soundtrack
Who's ready to /drive fast/

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>replaying CTR to prepare for next month
>suddenly get bouts of PTSD while playing the purple token challenges and realize i'll have to endure this nightmare again next month if i want to unlock fake crash

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so is there any official word on the frame rate yet? they just put up a video of some voice actors playing the game and the youtube video is 30fps. i am going to be incredibly disappointed if it doesnt run 60 on at least the X and the Pro. i might skip the game entirely.
im looking forward to the game but its so close to release and i cant find any info on it yet. im getting nervous. please, someone tell me theyre not going to ruin it like they did with the crash trilogy. please.

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Think they'll change character unlock requirements to fit the extended roster? I have a feeling they'll almost certainly get rid of cheat codes.

You can't main characters that'll only make cameo appearances...

I know this game has elements of the other ctr games, but does it have just a couple of tracks or multiple story modes?

>tracks
All tracks from CTR and CNK confirmed, along with some new ones we don't know about (Example: PS4 gets an exclusive "retro" track.)

>story mode
It has original CTR's Adventure Mode, with an optional "Nitro-Fueled" addon campaign that allows for customization. We don't know anything about it yet.

>he doesn't know

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A picture on a wall means nothing.

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Maybe not, but we *do* know Brio's voice actor was contracted to do work on CTRNF. Whether the man himself will appear or if he's simply making more obj_motherfucker screams has yet to be seen.

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The online for this game is going to be one giant hellscape. Pro players will dominate.

Good stuff, June can't come soon enough.
Primarily Oxide but I like almost everyone on this roster so I'll probably switch around when I want to mix it up.

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why are all these good gameplay footages coming from Coco mains?

>tfw know CTR like the back of my hand but have never so much as touched CNK
It'll be cool to have tracks that I don't know at all after so long
I can't wait to have to git gud

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I think people are seriously sleeping on the power of obsessive waifufags. Bandicooch mains will be a dominant force in online, just you wait and see.

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Fuck, I just realised that Fake Crash is the last character to unlock and N. Trance is gonna cost me hiurs of grinding to buy him.
Who the fuck do I play as in the meantime?

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This game is going to be lobbies full of Cocos.

Predict the DLC characters.

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>30fps
Yikes
If you need me I'll be in TSR thread.

>an entire lobby full of Cocos
>except the one awkward Cortex main dressed like pic related

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You Switch version runs at sixty, dude. And even then I prefer something of quality in 30 than bland mediocrity in 60.

>73
ok, this is epic

That's Coco...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HwgVae6rHb0
>30fps on Switch
>Barely maintains 60fps on PS4 Pro on single player mode, game goes below 20fps in multiplayer mode
Friendly reminder to all Crashbros to disregard 30FPS TSR shit-posters.

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I hope he gets his CNK outfit. The terminator eye was sweet.

Here's a more updated version.

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Lmao, so the only advantage they had over our game is now moot.

>Keeps the blue fire for the entire 2nd lap on Polar Pass

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Now I can't instantly unlock my favorites without having to do bullshit unlock methods.

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based

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>Almost completely lap the CPU in second on Polar Pass

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So what you're telling me is that it's DKR tier difficulty?

THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED

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The most popular choice for speedrunning is Acceleration characters, of which Coco is more popular than N. Gin.

Speed types are good but not used as much, and no one uses balance or handling types at all.

Whatever happened with the mosaic they were doing last night?

Tiger Temple looks really good holy shit

why does he have a hairnet?

Such based tastes
I plan on maining Fake Crash Norm and Nina if she's in.

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Doesn't want to get water in his pipes.

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Can someone link me the playability and track favorite polls? I lost them…

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We are all buying it for PS4 right?

I wonder if he even uses water.... wouldn't surprise me if he showers in Acetone or some shit.

Best case scenario: the guy in the giant Crash costume for commercials/convention appearances should be added as DLC.

How canon is Oxide huffing gasoline?

calling it now, he's an alt skin for Fake Crash

>no ahegao cortex
one job

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I want sheriff Cortex and biker Crash so badly

The redesigned reserves and USF system almost make me wonder if this remake will end up being too unfair and punishing for new players. Online might turn into a bloodbath if there's no ranking system or anything.

>waited nearly 8 years for a sequel to transformed
>Near the same time i'm getting what looks like a damned fine return of CTR
feels good my lads, a pity i'll have to fork over an extra 30-50 for a new controller since the little charger port is useless and broke because nature is crazy i guess

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I don't know what I like more, Biker Crash or Dash Dingo

>the delightful screams of tortured children who have been lapped several times by more experienced players.

They must learn

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That'd be pretty great. Awkward proportions but great

They already can be disregarded ever since TSR is confirmed to have Denuvo.

As if a garbage shallow game made for Iizuka's kids with everything and every aspect worse than its prequels wasn't awful enough. Serves them right for not advocating for another Riders sequel instead.

If they managed to put Tiny in clothes, I have no doubt they can do a full-body mesh for Fake Crash

doesn't seem too hard, just use the mouth for a head reference

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Actually he's losing time by snaking. Once you have sacred fire you really don't have to powerslide constantly to maintain it, just nail the boosts around the corners.

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NO NO NO MUH 60 FPS

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Perfect. Absolutely perfect. If only I could travel back in time and show that video to all those anons saying the gameplay wouldn't be as good as the original one.

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What's the appeal of speedruns when time trials and relic races exist?

Autism. Same reason as always.

Coco is the main character used for speedruns of the game because accel characters are top tier, and she appears JUST before N. Gin does on the Adventure character select, so she's a bit faster to select.

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WOO HOO RIGHT ON OXIDE

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I'll just be twinking the entire time. They won't know how fast I am.

Looks fantastic

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>USF for an entire lap of Polar Pass

This game is going to be absolute RAPE online

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heh

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YA DID GOOD OUT DEHERE!

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>Coco lapping the CPU's in Polar Pass
>Those Bowling Bombs that only miss by a hair as she dodges and weaves past them.
Online is going to be a riot.

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Yeah... They're probably gonna have to remove that Polar Pass super turbo...

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ON THIS GREEN LIGHT RIDE

>tfw not very good at kart racers to begin with
this game is gonna be fucking bonkers and the online community is gonna wipe the asphalt with my face but it looks like once you finally git gud it's a great time

THE FPS DROPS ARE HIGH

Just keep practicing buddy, the single-player mode will be a great place to get your feet wet. Beat story mode and then focus on mastering the N. Tropy and Oxide Time Trial Ghosts to get a mastery of the fundamental controls and stages/shortcuts.

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How fast you can do the entire game in a single segment is arguably more impressive than how fast you can do time trials that you have the luxury of playing for 5 hours straight until you get that one perfect run.

is there more?

am I the only one or would a backstory on Oxide be a good thing? Him actually being a planet champion, a liar or maybe even an ex-racer due his ethical code?

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Here's a collection of all the skins and character models from the CTR streams.

imgur.com/a/1iGOfr9

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how about him being raised very sheltered and richly and he feels he has to prove himself to be on equal footing to his family? would explain his childish personality.

Based, thanks m8

>that more reddish-orange Crash skin
Shit, that's a lot closer to Crash's PS1 colors. They should have used that for the NST.

CTR shills spotted

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Dapper Ripper Roo is the best.
On another note, it's kind of bizarre seeing Oxide in a regular kart.

>Shilling a good game
Don't see the problem here.

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>all these post ND characters

shark, robot guy and crunch looks good but the rest of them is shit

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He looks really damn cool like that. You get to see more of his design.

Honestly the hovercraft hides the strengths of his model.

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Thanks a lot, user.

>Not liking the Normie bros

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>mad that you lost
You're two years too late man.

Lost what?

Since they specified that Velo is "Real Velo" instead of just calling him "Velo", it can be assumed Robot Velo is in.

In which case, there's probably 4 more characters for a new row.

He's an ageing racer who was a big shot in his prime. His challenges to planets are more about reliving his glory days than conquering planets.

I can understand not liking the aliens but what does N Trance and the Norms have wrong with them?

>only one female

who allowed this?

Is obj_MOTHERFUCKER in this game yet?

>N Trance
Not that user but I don't get N. Trance's popularity here, there's nothing interesting about him.

>pre-order bonuses only
>probably dlc
they had to mess this up

Spyro
Nina
Von Clutch
Pasadena
Tawna
Moe
Kong
Brio
Ami
Isabelle
Megumi
Liz
obj_motherfucker
I’m fucking ready.

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It is fucking insane to me, how much better this looks than Sonic Team Racing. Holy fucking shit.

soon...

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but look at these

-Ripper Roo, a wallaby kangaroo Cortex found and used to test his then incomplete Cortex Vortex. First time had no effect, second time caused him to be like that. Cortex probably dumped him, as he is far away and made a home at waterfall temple. He seems to have highly increased intelligence, as shown by him getting a doctorate.

-Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex, born to clowns, hated it, got bullied, worked as a scientist, went on a terrorist rampage with Brio and N. Gin before buying a (or all?) wumpa islands as he and his crew were fugitives. this is the succinct version.

Now Oxide....
''aging racer that wants to relive his glory''


I know fan faves like Coco and Dingodile are murky too, but can't we have more than that?

Needs more waifus

>getting mad about literally the shittest skins they've shown off and DLC that exists entirely in your head

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Yeah but there also isn't anything wrong with him. He is a unique concept with a simplistic design, thats the recipe for any popular character.

Fused Norm would be a skin of small Norm then? Also gotta love how Nash's icon is a 180 from his queerboy personality.

sure, but atleast put him in a Gasmoxian kart? this just looks out of chracter to me, just like putting Tiny in Oxide's craft would be.

I WON I WON!

Is he actually evil, or does his dimension have totally flipped notions of good and bad?

Holy shit. I feel bad for anyone new to CTR when this comes out. Not only did Beenox keep all the advanced mechanics, they made them even more extreme! Lol
This is the anti-Nintendo approach. Props to Beenox, but I hope it won’t discourage too many people.

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>Periwinkle
When did that happen?

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Naughty dog concept I think? it got utilized in Twinsanity.

It's new, so it sucks
typical nostalgia mentality

I agree.

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CTTR apparently. Not fond of it either.

I think he just likes to fuck with people with his hypnosis powers. Besides you have to be kind of an asshole to hang out with someone like N. Tropy.

BRRRRRRAAAAAAKAAAA MONOGAAAAAAAAA

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Tick Tock, Crashbabs.

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How so? What did N. Tropy do that's downright evil or disgusting? i mean, if I made a time machine I'd use it to influence history in my favor too.

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I kinda want a moon track DESU. N.Gin can get a complex warbot there in SINGLE STAGE, and Coco can do so with a fighter. I think it would be neat. minimum tech, let's make it a dustbowl in a crater! Moon dust isn't harmful I hope?

TSR looks slow as shit compared to Sonic Transformed

>Shitty gameplay
>Worst Fandom, no contest
>Lazy car designs, fucking Porshe and Lambo

Yeah, no, investors pull out now please.

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Not that any of it is new, and a lot of those that like them is also because of nostalgia, just from slightly younger people.

Till your console blows up trying to do 4 player split screen?

Go back to twitter Andre. I'm sure you GX fans are loving your Sonic shill videos.

>Besides you have to be kind of an asshole to hang out with someone like N. Tropy.
Kek

You know what's funny? N. Tropy is actually a nice person if you think about it. Could you imagine anyone staying a good person once they've mastered time travel? It's just infinite power at that point.

He could literally go back in time and steal all of Cortex's shit and take over the world for himself, and he chooses not to. He could make it such that Crash never gets made, even.

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I already said that some of them looks good and the rest is shit you fucking idiot

>What did N. Tropy do that's downright evil or disgusting?
Motherfucker works for Uka Uka, the literal imbodiment of evil.

>wheres penta penguin
AAAAAAAAAA

Polar and Dingodile, just like always

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They made Krunk a beginner. I kind of hope Penta is an advanced character now.

Don't think he's that nice. Working for Uka Uka isn't exactly good. Whether it's canon or not, Tropy has already tried to take over the world in N.Tranced.
Plus he's pretty rude to crash considering he doesn't even know the guy. At least cortex has his reasons

>Gin was a highly-respected scientist and engineer in the defense industry before getting screwed by suits
>stabalized and rebuilt the faulty missile that crippled him into a pacemaker while on heavy life support
>now a half-crazed cyborg with chronic headaches, shunned by society and permanently depressed as his greatest failure is now his primary means of survival
Gin had a hard life.

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Would you guys be down for more Spyro characters besides Spyro himself? Obviously we won't be getting all this but it would be awesome.

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>He could make it such that Crash never gets made, even.

wrong, paradoxes like that are brainlet time travel, but I love telling people this so I threw this pic together.

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Just no cynder and we got nothing to fight about, also, spyro's sheep is wrong, they don't got ears like that. I can forgive the eyes because ''muh cute''

>it's another Sonic dumpster fire
SHOCKED

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You know a dozen is

>T-W-E-L-V-E

yes?


should he do opium?

>O.P.M

The newest Crash villain.

What does the N in N. Gin stand for?

Why is he holding that giant stopwatch so angrily? did n. Tropy get CLOCKblocked?

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I think it's just an alias, but maybe it stands for ''No''? he has a very frail chin.

hour you doing carlos

>dips like a motherfucker on base PS4
jesus

I don't know why but N. Gin reminds me of Montana Max from Tiny Toons. Looking at them side by side they're not very alike but there is something with N. Gin that reminds me of Max.

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Nen

Fine, my patience is MINUTE though.

good shit doing n trance dirty like that(or chad infinity gauntlet crunch)
>botched proportions now literally about the size of crash
>practically removed bulging eye that gave major part of charm
>skimpy golden limbs
>childish stupid face resembles more annoying kid than eccentric defector
sad times ntrancefags

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>Characters from the VV/TT games
DoA

Zoomers are literally gaping their mouths and clapping for that though

What even is this fucking design
Why is he an egg

Size is the only real complein here. The eye wasn't what atracted people to his design and his metalic parts are now more cohesive and synergic with eachother, instead of bieng so lonotone and bright it looks unpolished. Beside, N Trance was childish as fuck in CNK, so the new face fits.

I don't think you realize just how large a portion of the fanbase at this point is made up of 2nd gen Crash fans.

>MORE CONTENT BAD
>LESS CONTENT GOOD

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His design was always fundamentally dogshit lol

nothing will 'fix' it.

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Whats wrong with it?

Where do I sign?

Never played anything past WoC but I'm still excited for more characters. Stop being such a crashwunner.

im gonna buy it and play it only for a month

Jesus wept ladies and gentlemen

USF can be maintained for a full lap in the new game

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People who aren't willing to learn this stuff are going to be so fucking mad at this game. Looking forward to it.

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Crash Bash next bros

I really like his new design except for the size change which irks me for continuity reasons. In his original boss battle he was a big guy. First phase is literally him trying to stomp Crash.

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Tropy's a smug asshole and gets kicks out of creating paradoxes, but his efforts don't seem to have a noticeable effect on the main timeline as shown here .

>should he do opium?
Probably, but he channels all his frustrations into work. How else could he have built Cortex a space station in less than a year's time?

Noone knows, not even the character designers. My personal belief is that Gin got so used to just throwing himself into whatever project that he probably doesn't remember, himself. Imagine Coco studying up on aerospace to build her Warped spaceship only to discover in horror that it was written by N. Gin in his previous life.

In its defense, they had to retool N. Trance's body to fit CTRNF's streamlined kart design. Textures aren't so much an issue and you could apply the same criticisms to much of the NST cast. Personally I feel it looks better in motion and helps bring him up to speed with the rest of the cast.

He's an interdimensional being with a penchant for hypnotism. Tropy recruited him for Uka Uka in a handheld game.

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I'm an eternal Tropyfag although the roster's gonna be too big to just settle for one main at this point.

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I wish I was her seat haha

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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the toy actually looks closer to the old crash.

>N Trance was childish as fuck in CNK, so the new face fits.
This is true. Trance has shown to be a coward and a manchild, who has no issue poking fun at his own ridiculous physiology.
youtube.com/watch?v=TQDPNlmQpHs

I actually like how his puns compliment Tropy's temporal aphorisms. They're a couple of dorks.

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Will we finally get to see Tropy without his armor? It's been 20 years.

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I wish I was her.

Just imagine a boss battle against those two together
>"Let's give them a timeout"
>"What an eggscelent idea"

inb4 he's bald

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>yfw her seat
>in that webm

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Give Tawna, so we can have more boob bullying.

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I have a feeling this will turn people off of multiplayer. Online with be dominated by people like this and it won't be fun to play against them.

She'll be a cameo, nothing more.

She's like Candy Kong from the DK series, a character the developers would like to pretend doesn't exist and only has a fanbase because of porn.

ripper roo or n oxide in a standard kart will be my main

So are they just not going to include the bikes the CNK bosses drove?

no confirmation yet, but no reason not to

There's just something about Crash's cast of characters that makes it really hard to choose who I want to play as, hell even the secondary weirdos like N. Trance and the Nitro Kart bosses have something about them I just like.

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archive.nyafuu.org/meta/thread/239482/

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Jesus Christ

I'm disappointed they didn't ramp up the visuals for Trance's boss battle in his own game. For a character who uses hypnosis as part of his arsenal, it was really barebones.

Imagine a Tropy-like boss room with a radical changing environmental design, where the stage itself is a grand illusion.

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I would agree with that up until the release of NST, since people have now had to reacknowledge Tawna's existence.
Plus Beenox having access to all of the NST assets does make Tawna's inclusion slightly more likely.

matching making is important, original CTR wasn't designed to be balanced for online

The bosses were all kind of disappointing in N. Tranced unfortunately. The only truly memorable one was Fake Crash since it had a neat gimmick.
N. Tropy was the worst. Pure tedium.

Damn he looks great.

>Moved to a new dorm that is comfy as fuck but the internet is kinda ass so I'll probably won't be able to play online.

Fuck. At least I hope the game has a lot of SP content since it is the remake of both racing games and not too many online trophies. I want to 100% this bitch.

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>N. Tropy was the worst.
Well, yeah, it was sort of an extended version of his Warped battle with less-impressive visuals and more bogus platforming. But now that you mention it, that is something I'm worried about with a new Crash platformer from VV- they've shown they can design levels, but what about bosses?

fuck off glow in the dark CIAnigger

are they gonna remake the remakes next gen?

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While I hate to overly-casualize games, this honestly is a bit too much.

It's too powerful of a technique and if you get hit by an item during it, but another person doing it doesn't, you basically auto-lose to them with no way to recover.

>Sonic keeps losing
shocker

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Big Velo and boss bike DLC
screencap this

>he thinks they're not in at launch

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nah I think Big Velo and his golden hoverbike will be endgame unlockables, standard hoverbike will be early unlock

Unironically the most based pick

There's at least one silver lining here.

Guess who just became S-tier picks in Cortex Castle.

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Who /switch/ here? Am I the only one? I need to play this shit at work.

Also, I'm probably pre-ordering the special edition, but I've seen people here call the pin Cal-Arts trash. I can't be the only one who loves them. I rarely pre-order games and I've never bought a special edition, but it's CTR so I already know it's based

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HOOH

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Me, but only because I only have a switch and pc. PS4 is probably going to be the most alive online.

I want Rilla Roo as a joke character with 0 in all stats so he can be Crash's Dan Hibiki. Winning a race online with him gives you an achievement.

>His "OOOGH" when he gets hit

Hilarious. Also, he still looks more appealing than most nu-Crash characters and he actually looks like a proper Crash character in the first place.

That's why match making is important. However, if you play with weapons, someone is bound to get a warp orb or clock sooner or later. It doesn't matter how fast you are, you can't outrun them. If you're playing a match without weapons, then it's a test of pure skill. This is a good thing as it let's the people who are truly skilled compete against each other as well. Imagine a race with 4 or more high-level players without weapons; intense af. Or a 1v1 race even. I'm not a stream watcher but even I would watch a steam with that shit.

Getting closer and with more characters revealed, let us begin the stereotypes list again.
>Crash: New player who picks the protagonist

what USF stand for?

Activision should hold a tournament with that exact premise. A few months after launch, invite some of the top players to a competition to see who's truly the fastest in the galaxy.

Dingodile: Was the fat kid growing up literally me

>CTR shills still at it

Holy shit, it's been three years. Your hag will never win an election.

Super turbo pads (only on some jumps) provide a completely new speed tier that is difficult to control with most characters. Before it could only be accessed by having tons of boosts stacked and going over a super turbo without jumping. In the old game it would end immediately if you ever boosted after hitting the super turbo pad, in the remake, it stacks normally so it can be maintained indefinitely.

Unofficially called ultimate sacred fire, because it's nearly double the speed of sacred fire.

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>coco/nina/tawna/trophy girl
waifu fag

>polar/pura
gamer gurl who's never playes any chrash game before

>pinstripe
chad who's stealing your girlfriend

>n. gin/oxide or any other acceleration character
man of culture

Ultra Sacred Fire, a technique from the original CTR
youtube.com/watch?v=6C9dA3hcL70

>coco/nina/tawna/trophy girl
>waifufag

Playing a female character in a sausage fest like Crash doesn't make you a waifufag.

>Norms: edgelords

When I was a kid I picked N Gin because I thought he was Dexter from Dexter's Lab. And then I picked Crash

>Zam and Zem
trolls a lot on Yea Forums. says people are just weak when he gets called out. most likely underaged.

Only waifufags played Coco even back during the original CTR

N. Gin was my pick when I was a kid. I've always been drawn to cyborgs and his bosses were tough so I assumed he had the best kart.

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Or why not at E3 before the game launches to build hype?

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It's not hard to learn though. If you can pull off boosting 3 times in a drift, then you're well on your way to mastering blue fire

Not really. She was a top tier character for objective reasons.

>Remake gets online added
>Instead of removing tech, they enhance it

God damn. Is this the first time thats ever happened? They could have removed it entirely and nobody would have noticed. Even Mario Kart removed snaking.

I don't care if Beenox doesn't have the code wizardry to make this game 60 FPS. They have soul, which is a hard quality to find. I'd take them over ANY dev that could make CTR 60 FPS, but not include the soul.

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Uh b-bros...

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HOOH

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As much as I hate the concept of "soul", mainly because of reignited shitposting, I agree with this feeling.

What is the consensus of those got to try CTR in Gamestop on the gameplay, is it good or are they just memeing and its shit.
t.CTR newcomer

It is confirmed to be 30fps locked on all consoles. Enjoy paying Activision for shit.

Source: My Ass.

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>EA is willing to buy Activision up to 5 billion usd right now
i know this might not be true, but oh god i'm not ready to live in a world where crash and spyro is owned by EA

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Soul is a real thing. Some people might argue over whether a game is soulless or not, but it's usually obvious when a game HAS soul, and they've put a lot care into the game's presentation. They could have done a 1/1 remake with online, but they went well beyond in adding tracks from another game entirely, and a ton of characters, karts, skins, etc.

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Do you think every character will have at least 8 skins? That way there could be a race where everyone picks the same character.

Why'd they turn polar pass into some shitty fishing village?

...

>crash dies again
>crash gets bought by EA
I swear if this actually happens

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As long as it doesn't dip it's fine. I don't care if you decide your game should be 30fps, but I expect it to be constant.

Good thing this is a load of shit.

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Normally I'd agree with you, but the original CTR was 30fps as well. Still gonna wait hopefully on a PC version with 60fps support though

>I'm been working for (company here)
Nope

did they just add more polygons?

Reminder Crash is a sisterfucker.

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Chad Velo when?

Crash fucks everything.
Coco is for human only.

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Very soon.

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Crash is just horny he'll do anyone for some nut

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DISREGARD, THAT OP SUCKS COCKS

Activision is worth 35billion currently, they would NEEEEEVER sell for 5 bil.

Even the goddamn wheel looks cool, wow

based and wincestpilled

Race traitor!

I hope they got Steve Blum to do the voice again
man is fucking legendary

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Too bad Tawna is going to steal her away for herself.

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Damn i want to fuck Crash.

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Do you ever get the feeling the CTR vs TSR falseflagger just sits on Yea Forums all day doing nothing else, waiting for a thread like this to pop up so he can start his samefagging rampage? That's kinda depressing.

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It's true love

Almost every female wanted to fuck crash what makes him so appealing to mutated animals?

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>Cortex becomes a grandad (or granduncle w/e)
>babies born with orange fur
how mad is he?

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More Crash pics pls.

It’s such a sweet design. I hope the only reason we haven’t seen it yet, is because Beenox is keeping it hidden until a proper debut with Chad Velo.
This too

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I assume fuming


No

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>how mad is he?
Chernobyl 2.0

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What was with Cortex and just blowing things he didn't like up?

Preordered a switch copy. Would have got ps4 if I had a single other game worth playing online on it. Plus switch online is cheaper.

I'm surprised he's the only one if I'm honest. I expected way more shitposters when CTR threads became more common.

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IT'S TRUE BLONDES DO HAVE MORE FUN.

Nothing better than a goal for someone to climb for