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very soul

GG, fellas from the East room. Playing East after almost 200 hanchans I've played these past two weeks has been refreshing, but at the same time it's a great reminder why nobody is playing tonpuusens when going for rating.

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Fuck you hag luckshitter

That you, silly cat?

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Why do cats keep calling and turn my garbage hands into baimans?

And what are the balls for?

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you had the two south winds I was waiting for

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i want this but instead of mahjong ..UNO

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South, 5+20, Standard rules - 3/4

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>It's an everyone tsumos you to 4th episode

does the welfare amount go up as you go up ranks?

Yes, it's 18k on master

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nice thanks

3/4

one more

ggs fellas

If anybody feels like critiquing some gameplay I would be glad to hear it: mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=190516-d5b0b20d-682c-4a53-bebe-18f1f39515a2_a925036095

give me welfare

when do you start getting drops in ranked play?

Silver Room

thanks user, that's also when you have to pay copper to be able to play right?

>get yaku: ura-dora or ippatsu
just like casually have luck.
during 10 games of sanma with bots i got houtei but not this.

>doing well for ages
>keep buying gifts with copper
>do it today and collect welfare
>instantly get luckshittered out of a game in negatives
>cant even play silver games anymore
nice game

Ascension material.

Mian is cute!

Yes, 500 for East 700 for South

is this the mahjong with soul thread

Would you attempt the yakuman, usual hand or declare the draw?

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>mfw I already got 3 Rinshan-tsumos since I started playing this game

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Attempt the living fuck out of it

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cheaper than I thought, thanks again

Quick tip. If your hand looks good and can move fast, discard those useless honor tiles. Don't give a fuck when some nyaggers call them. You held on to those tiles too long and wasted good middle tiles in the process.

Might as well test it, could easily convert to mixed outside or all terminals/honors if you get impatient

Is tenhou supposed to be http instead of https? Also I can't find the no red 5s mode in the HTML5 client's mode list

Which hand? I usually hold on to honor tiles if I am planning to commit to half flush, am I committing too early or is committing to half flush just a bad idea in general? Still trying to learn, thanks for your reply.

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>Drunk girl is voiced chiwa saito
I need her

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You shouldn't worry too much about copper, at least until gold or jade room and even then you have to play a lot of games to waste them. With even right now you can get even more copper so it should be fine to play even jade non stop. Just don't buy the spheres in event shop, you'll get them from games eventually.

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Why'd you call the chi on east 1? You were 456m 123p 22p 789p 4p4s at the time, that's iiishanten for a pinfu, I don't see what you see that's worth opening.

It's all about math, you need at least 10 uniqe honors to even consider it.

>about 200 games in
>still no junchan or ryanpeiko

Sakisan kawaii!

You only need to succ 1000 points from a guy and you already have 3 doras. I'd go for as quick hand as possible.

fuck this rng game

this but unironicaly

>choose silver south
>get put into bronze east
???????????????????

It looks like I was trying to rush down a full flush as fast as possible although it didn't work out, is trying to go straight into tenpai always the way to go? I often find myself trying to force full flush, but if that is not the optimal path I will adjust my strategy accordingly.

Majsoul Friends Room 44855(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=44855

>loud shout: YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

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>first game in silver room
of course, I dealt straight into it.

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Dog girl when?

>tfw completed the event in a single game
nice

>mfw denied a ron to tsumo all green

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Always

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>want to download some old mahjong games for fun
>this game is unavailable
>this game is unavailable
>this game is unavailable
>this game is unavailable

FUCK, I thought only the nintendo stuff was removed from emuparadise

Room 50168
Standard rules, south round.

>One day ago, gain points
>Next day, lose points
I'm never getting out of this rank, good lord.

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anyone have that pic with the hands?

>get tiny lead in the first hand
>deal into a dealer mangan
>pull off a haneman against that same player
>then get bankrupted by a yakuman and all progress towards novice 3 reset
GOD DAMN IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL

>played 3 players against AI to clear quest
>cleared all of them in 1 match
>graduated from my yakuman virginity
okay

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Actually scratch that.

This one?

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If you open that much for a flush no one moderately skilled would willingly deal the suit. If you can build it with a wider wait you could just tsumo it I guess.

use the workaround script

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Try getting a Yakuman in 4 player mode.

hey nice, it levels up bond too

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thanks for playing the ura dora lottery with me and thanks for the 2nd place, hag. GGs.

thanks

>tfw six dora
>tfw forgot I have no yaku and called the kan

I didn't accept ron on that 5 pin from my toimen in order to not bring him into negatives and attempt to keep the dealer going. That's the nyagger-way.

hepl

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DELETE TSUMO

ANNIHILATE TSUMO

ah, so its not going to happen today

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Just play with easy bots

>playing with bots

You're not clever for reading Ten and thinking Chanta is some kind of pro play

Reach for the moon

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Come get your fill

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If someone considers 'ippatsu/ura' daily to be something that's 'not going to happen today', playing with bots is something absolutely up their valley.

its completely luck based which you can't do anything about. if you think that's a guarantee, you're and "efficiency" grinder who doesn't actually play the game.

One more

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What does hag like from Nikaidou's rewards?

UOOOOHHHHH!!!!
FAIYAAA RIIIIICHI!!! (double riichi)
RAITONINGGU TSUMOOO!!! (ippatsu tsumo)
YAMI NO BAIMAN!!! (sending opponent to the realm of darkness (negative point))

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gg

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get the english translation plugin for firefox or chrome
go to tenhou.net/3/
scroll to the bottom of the list of rooms and click show/hide kuitan-nashi games

pick rooms with "akanashi" for no red dora.

>losing streak all day, in all appearance because of lack of flow, because my deal-in rate hasn't significantly increased

WHERE'S THE MAGICAL SAND

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Was this guy cheating or did he just happen to have the luckiest game of his life by winning like 10+ hands?

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thank you!

It's very easy to get in 3-player with bots, stop being a bitch.

その雀士、流れを感じられた

gg
jesus christ these hands were lucky as fuck

Well that could have ended a whole lot worse. gg

fuck you nyagger

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>its easy with bots
imagine playing easy mode bots.

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Aren't you the lucky one for not being in the 4th? I bet that hag is contemplating suicide.

what are you, a coward?

the flow isn't a real thing, stop this
it's called luck

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>when you're in a room with three chinks

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I'm literally Akagi except for the genius moves, the great luck, and foresight and planning and mind trickery.

Good luck, you're gonna need it.

I seriously hope this is bait, I can't imagine anyone being that retarded

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It's not the glasses currency so you won't miss out on anything, don't worry if you don't get it. Play as usual.

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>when you intentionally plant a 4 and a 6 in your early discards because you got a good dora and you want to trick someone into dealing into your ippatsu, and then some nyagger tsumos in dumb luck and overtakes you

Fuck being sneaky. Most people in silver barely look at your discards.

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So suicidal idiot who always pushing dangerous tiles, do dumb call, have shit wait?
thats me sometime

>mfw when I go into tenpai, waiting for a dora
>mfw it fucking works
>mfw three ura dora

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oh also here's the replay if anyone wants to watch it

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i'm also open to criticism and advice, just remember i'm still like 5 days new so don't expect great plays or discards

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Literally me. I stopped doing that shit and my tsumo rate skyrocketed to 25%

east or south room? whats the difference

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East is everyone gets at least 1 turn as a dealer
South is everyone gets two turns

4 rounds
8 rounds

Majsoul Friends Room 19629(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=19629

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>4th place in south 4
>riichi on a dora/dragon tanki wait
>1st player deals in

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

danke

eh

I'm still disappointed Dream C Club never got popular.
Also majsoul need a twintail character like Mian or at least my dick does.

Honestly, nothing. If the game gets past east round its because you're trash and can't form decent hands.

>if I write this someone will take it seriously

What is all this gooky autism?

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Yea Forums is filled with garbage players anyways.

>new players
Everyone used to be a newbie user.

i hate this game

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>all last dealer
>haven't been able to pull any decent hands all game but haven't dealt in, 1st/2nd not that far off
>riichi early on a good wait
>first place riichis right after if only to assert his dominance
>i deal into him

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There are some experts already here.

Having the expert tag doesn't make them an expert.
Have you ever played with them? Most of them suck. They're just neets who can spam games all day.

expert isnt good

I was only paying attention to the riichi in the game and this happened.

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Fuck riichi. Go for damaten

Coward

>he can't get a triple Yakuman in less than 10 draws

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>still had a honor left
jesus christ

tested my luck too much that game with fun waits. GG.

>I played a couple of games with this guy and he didn't win, therefore he sucks
What a way to show everyone who's the real shitter who has no idea about this game here

>been working really hard on my defense
>but I still have the urge to go for hands even when it's not necessary
>"hmm this 5 is looking really dangerous"
>"but if I discard it I'll be iishanten for chanta"
>"I probably should just betaori this one"
>"fuck it maybe it'll pass"
>RON-NYA

This has happened like 5 times in my last 4 games, I really need to stop being such a retard.

same desu

what the fuck what's the third one

>get double riichi to last
>got first in the end
yay

>deals into obvious tanyaos
>deals into obvious outside hands
>wow its 24 discards in and no-one threw away this red dragon. i'll discard it now
>hmm.. i have an all simples hand, i'll chi this 1pin and then throw away the 4 pin, and then ron for less points on a 3 character wait
no, they're seriously just bad,.

Big winds is a double, + all honors

four big winds is a double yakuman
double yakuman + yakuman = triple yakuman

Big Four Wind is a double Yakuman and All Honors is a single one.

lol you just got to expert and think youre actually good at the game all of a sudden? its barely above complete beginner

They really need to put japanese names or at least signify this being from the discards rather than the hand itself.

You are looking at the way they are playing in a custom lobby where they come exactly to take a break from sweaty mahjong of gold/jade rooms, instead of opening their ranked south stats? You do realize how retarded everything you're saying here is? If someone wanted to play seriously, they'd stay in their fucking high-tier rooms, high-ranked players who come to play with nyaggers do so to be able to feel like nyaggers again too.

Yakuman virgin here, what does draw do? Never saw it in my games

Yeah, I always destroyed that YL4 guy.

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Agreed

I've got to master several days ago, but good try anyway. Regardless of my ranking, that doesn't change the fact that the absolute worst retardation someone could have is to judge a player in games like mahjong or poker looking at anything other than at least ~100 games.

If your starting hand has 9 honor tiles/terminals you can restart the round since common wisdom is that hand is quite shit. Unless you're a man enough to go for big boy hands.

user is dumping Saki chapter 202 on Yea Forums right now, by the way.

you were the one trying to claim that getting to expert rank means you are good lmao

13 unrelated tiles, it means your starting hand is so fucking awful you can start over again.

Also noting that this can also happen if all players discard the same wind in the first turn.

quadruple KO
so reshuffle

Nothing happened as always

Reset the hand, Kokushi is for faggots.

>b-but they're not playing seriously
you don't suddenly go full retarded and forget how to count "because you're not serious"
that's the excuse shitters who got lucky and landed into a higher rank say.
When I play casually in an fps game, it doesn't mean I start playing with my feet and shooting at the ground. All my actual technical skills are identical, I'm just willing to do more stupid shit like not taking 10 hours to push a site and not giving a shit about my teammates.

If I'm playing mahjong "casually" I'm not going to go furiten for lulz, I'm just going to take bigger risks and go for a yakuman on a shitty wait.

But "draw (as in tied game) mangan" is literally what "nagashi mangan" means.

>I've been shown the absurdity of my claims, but that's fine, I'll just strawman and twist the other side's words
[citation needed]

--> --> --> nice backpedalling though

>Yea Forums is filled with garbage players
>t-that's not true! because they have the expert tag!

S-STOP BEING MEAN TO ME I EARNED MY EXPERT RANK IN EAST AND IT MEANS IM A BIG BOY NOW

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HOW THE FUCK DO I LEARN MAHJONG
IS THERE EVEN SOMEWHAT INTERACTIVE TUTORIAL ONLINE

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>when you correctly guess the enemy's wait and destroyed your hand just to not deal the shit you draw

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What do you mean 'forget how to count'? I literally don't give a flying fuck about my scoring because I'm not pushing Master 2 in Yea Forums rooms, I would yolo a dangerous tile which I otherwise would not yolo; I would choose trying to go for ryanpeiko instead of choosing a better and more reliable chiitoi wait; I'd go for fucking kokushi instead of going draw.

I'm seriously hoping this is bait, I can't imagine some adept shitter being so bitter about their ranking to the point of trying to make a scene out of winning against higher-ranking players in a fucking friendly match.

>tfw your entire hand and your draw are all dangerous tiles

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>falsely accuses others of strawmanning then strawmans right after
pathetic

Imagine being so fucking retarded and bitter

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Hey, I'm about to reach Expert by playing East only! 250 more EXP!

Confusion for me comes from "draw" in english having both the meaning of "tie at the end" as well as "drawing a tile".

Don't know if it's the same in japanese.

seething """expert"""
keep at it champ im sure you'll learn how to play eventually

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E2: That 3s pon? Why?
E3-1: Chasing riichi with 6p kanchan wait and no value other than red dora, that's bold. I'd rather stay silent and see if I can move around it.
S2: 6m over chun. That middle tile had way more value than that lone dragon.
S3: I'd keep 1p pair and discard 8m instead, but I can see you wanted iitsu with that score.
S3-1: Why didn't you take tenpai?
S3-3: See as above.

>n-no its because I really just don't care!
honestly sounds like your just trash.

you're the same type shitty that claims you're "going for high hands" then immediately switches to wind/dragon yakus while playing because you're actually shit and have no idea how any hands are made in this game.

Keep thinking your expert tag means something kid.

You can do it Dark Wing
danger is your specialty

>Still desperately trying to save face
I already told you sweaty, I'm in master :^)

Play chess.

>.ppt

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Sadly I lost it some time ago, thankfully you've been showing that your Adept tag is right where it should be

>You take apart your tenpai to play around your opponent's wait
>Next turn you're able to enter tenpai again incorporating his winning tiles into your hand

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Have Shogi.

>w-well you're just adept!
yeah, only play 1 game a day, makes it all the funnier when I still beat those """experts"""

ITT:
>S-skill tags don't matter! I'm still in Adept because I just don't play as much, I'm not so lucky, and it's also probably because I don't buy MTX! Also I played with some guys of higher rank than me and ended up 1st, that proves my point! R-right guys?..

reposting my best moment
>playing ranked with a friend (we click to queue in the lobby at the same time and we get in games together)
>he's sitting beside me irl in another computer
>he riichis early but doesn't ron/tsumo
>meanwhile I'm progressing my hand being careful of not dealing into him
>get tenpai waiting for a 3man
>analyzing his discards, ask him irl "are you waiting on the 3man"
>he gives me a surprised look
>chink on my left throws de 3man
>we both ron him

>And your winning tile is his genbutsu
Best feeling ever.

>I cOuLd Be ThE bEsT aNy TiMe If I jUsT tRiEd
You mom has often told you that you're a special kid, right?

post your celestial then

Cheater reeeee

yaku ippatsu is when they draw the winning tile right after a ricchi right?

damn how mad is this dude that people arent respecting his rank lmao

are the ranked chests any good? is there a drop table somewhere?
I want to know how many items do they give, what's the best stuff that they can give and how the quality or odds improve as you play on higher ranks

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Just do richis until you get either an ura dora or ippatsu. Its not that unlikely to get one of them.
Kan if you can to get more ura doras.

Either ron or tsumo after declaring riichi and before a "go-around" passes. Pons and Chiis break ippatsu.

>I've got to master several days ago
So you're a low master with just 1 star and you think it's time to shitpost how garbage experts are, do i get it right?

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>love to play as ARA ARA
>her reactions has no variety
you won this time cats!

I don't need to "try" I'm already better than the experts, I just don't have the time to play 50 games a day so it takes longer to get the tag.

Keep thinking you're a real expert though kid. I'm sure its just a coincidence you always loose in Yea Forums matches.

I get this pair thing but I feel like whenever I have those pairs I can't do shit and then end up losing the round. That's why I asked if there perhaps is an interactive one so at least I know what I am doing wrong or what at any given time my optiosn are.

I love cheating in chess dot com.
I'm (AI) is way too strong in sub my 1600 rating.

>Pons and Chiis break ippatsu.
And I learned something new!

"I'm gonna skin you alive you piece of shit catnigger" is the only reaction I need 2bh

have sex

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Guys im actually certified akagi so im better than all you scrubs so you can stop fighting over validation on an anonymous image board.

mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=42869

south, standard rules.
who wants to trash on Yea Forums?

You don't, might want to work at that reading comprehension to not look as dumb as that retard who also confused me with someone else after getting called out on the pure retardation of judging someone's objective skill by a couple of unranked games.

Please don't die like an idiot Fake Akagi

3/4
got room for 1 more cat to skin.

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>I don't need to "try" I'm already better than the experts
Sure you are buddy, you just DoN't HaVe ThE tImE :^)

My efficiency based mahjong is flawless. So what if I'm betting blood?

IM A GOOD PLAYER MY RANK PROVES IT STOP BEING MEAN TO ME

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I mean, mathematically you can just look at the time and see that people really don't have time.

Meanwhile, "not trying" is a garbage argument, because if you're focused in any capacity your technical skills should be more or less the same.

>None of these spheres are used for ascending the maid
Is it worth it at all to redeem this shit? Can I dust them or whatever?

I hear a lot of ranting about "having a bad luck", but sometimes I just watch some twitch streamers around Adept level before sleep and it's just plain obvious that their hand building and discard efficiencies just far from optimal.
Don't blame your luck!

Actually better than Akagi, I'd repeat all his feats and more, only if I had some time. The Tenhou 9th dans are probably shaking with fear hoping I don't register an account to show them how shit they are.

They give 2 items per chest.
Pretty... "good", I guess?

>I'M A GOOD PLAYER MY RANK DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME
Imaging being this seething

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This isn't particularly special, but I thought it was an interesting wait setup I stumbled into earlier.

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i was thinking of writing an program to read the tiles off the screen and tell me what the most efficient discard is
how would you calculate the most efficient discard though?

You should be a tripfag or at least namefag.

To add on to what the other anons are saying, it has to be 9 unique terminal/honor tiles. You don't count the two red dragons both in that hand, you would just count one of them.

still got 1 more spot, will wait a few minutes.

still have room for 1 more

>garbage hand
>garbage hand
>garbage hand
>garbage hand
>4th -80 rank with no deal ins

what's with the porn actress avatars

Is it ok to have a boner seeing this?

by the amount of tiles the hand can accept to get close to winning.

Need one more player, everyone is adept or lower so come for an easy win.

>Saki
It's shit?
It's shit.

I tought we just discussed how adepts are actually the real experts.

oh i got in. i thought it'd be full for sure

I'm not part of that inane shit, I'm just here for the videogames.

You should blame either your garbage draws or your inefficiencies instead.
worst hand is still only 5-shanten. you can always catch-up as long as you keep getting lucky draws. Meanwhile, an 1-shanten starting hand could stay 1-shanten after 10 draws because he's unlucky.

Don't mind it, salty "expert" just angry he's not being respected.

It's East, everyone went for shit fast hands while my kamicha only gave me garbage after garbage, no chance.

Friendly game, 5+20 , East Only
Room: #21061

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How does my reading comprehension correlates with your statements? If you're not a low master like i said then feel free to prove i am wrong with a simple screenshot of your profile. Shouldn't be too hard, right? I am 100% sure it won't happen though.

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from what exactly

the 4 tiles wait

>bro just learn tile efficiency bro lol it's easy you'll have pinfu in 10 turns every time
>wind
>wind
>chun
>wind
>haku
>lone terminal
>pair of a closed wait
>wind

dangit i should have been more diligent with the censoring

3/4

Why can't you be like other good players? We have several masters in this thread and they're not trying to act like they're big dawgs, instead they're helping other players, provide feedback about jade and still play with us novices. They're true masters.

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There are several experts, but only 1 master, which only came here from d*scord yesterday.

>two cats double ronning
MY VIRGIN EARS

4 way waits are sexy but you also have to look at the total number of tiles. There can be more than that for a 4 way wait, like 11 tiles with few or no discards, as much as 20ish tiles with some crazy waits and not discarded tiles. Those 11 tile, 4 way waits are fucking beautiful when you can get them.
Then you go for chanta, honitsu, chinitsu and enjoy all those middle tiles or suits you don't want for 12 turns while the other players all reached tenpai.

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that no open tanyao really fucked me over

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IF YOU USE THE MOUSE SCROLL, IT SHIFTS THROUGH BY TURNS

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build a wall to keep the nyaggers out

for real?

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For instance, it doesn't correlate with anything regarding 'how garbage experts are', since nothing among what I said could be read that way even by someone as seething and dumb as the guy who originally sperged out about how he beat an expert in a friendly match and therefore that guy is actually a worse player than him.

There's at least 2 masters in Yea Forums games, not sure whether more are playing, and both of those have been here for some time.

Anyone who thinks Pinfu is easy to get is a mouthbreathing retard. Pinfu is the most coincidental yaku outside of actually luck based shit like Ippatsu and Houtei

Majsoul Friends Room 58726(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58726

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Are you okay, retard?

Its an easy yaku because you're usually waiting on multiple tiles.

>Riichi: 220
>Pinfu: 104
Guess I'm just a gacha lucker huh

>pinfu tanyao richi dora
psst, nothing person kid

It sure as hell is a whole lot better than going for retarded shit like Chanta.

>vs AI easy
>just trying to get the dailies
>constantly get beat out on speed by them, riichi by turn 5, 12000 points

Your mom is a chanta.

>I am 100% sure it won't happen though.
Looks like i was right about you. Nice rant for the second time about that other guy, it seems he made you angry for some reason. Not sure why you're replying to me instead of him.

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>Are you okay, retard?
Yes, thanks for caring about me. You''re such a sweet guy.

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the hell's a yaku
I just play by feel

>Looks like i was right about you.
Not only you were retarded enough to confuse separate posts and attribute something I didn't say to me, when called about about reading comprehension you decided that I'm talking about you being mistaken about me being in master and demanded >PrOoFs.png 'in case you were wrong', and even then, when I helped you realize how retarded you look by hinting at the fact that it's not the master part that you managed to not comprehend, you still insist on being a literal autist? What can I say to you, my friend, have sex

>hes still going
no one cares about how bad you are stop being so insecure about your rank

its a deep deep deep feeling in your pants

My boner?

Indeed.

Like, you can really be a celestial in your head if you want. Just don't sperg about it all day long on Yea Forums, everybody is already aware that only if you had time or tried, you'd show how shit all those experts, masters and saints really are.

good game guys! next time i see that cat though im throwing her in the dumpster where she belongs
gosh dang

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GG lads, had a lot of fun

two-wind default setting
68458

gg senpaitachi
i should probably stop doing hell waits. stupid cats keep getting tsumos on my tiles.

deeper than your boner

My... balls?

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deeper

3/4

Prostrate?

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Yes

okay hold on total noob baka gaijin desu here
so these yakus are like a scoring system, right?
waht this means is that i have to assemble a hand full of yakus, with no extra tiles, and then i can claim a hand?

full

Are you implying this is not your post? I've been replying to a guy who said
>I've got to master several days ago
You're the one with reading comprehension problems.
>when I helped you realize how retarded you look by hinting at the fact that it's not the master part that you managed to not comprehend
I've been talking about the master part alone this entire time. What exactly you can't understand and why are you constantly bring up that other guy you were talking to? Do you even read my posts? You should just reread the whole chain and understand how miserable you look like right now.

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you only need one to declare win
the more the better though

the fuck is going on

stop replying to the autist hes desperate to prove that his rank means that hes a good player for some reason

You can just tell me that directly next time. I'm feeling a lot of yaku inside me all the time then. Or it's being made inside? Whatever it is I didn't know I had it inside me all along. Why am I so fucking unlucky then FUCK

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Well I fucked that up. GG though.

Is there a site where you can enter your hand and it tells you possible/close yakus?

not that i know of but im thinking of making one

I can't pull the log up but I think near the end I was avoiding a tenpai so I could build a bigger hand, because I needed just 1 more Pon to get an all-set hand

thats cheating

hold on so if i have 2 triplet of the same suit like 112233 i can just claim a win and be done with the round, regardless of the other trash in my hand?

Basically, there's also non-yaku tiles that go into scoring (and easy example is dora and red 5s) which after you have a yaku will add to your score as well. And depending on certain things you also get additional points (being dealer, dealer repeats, previous riichis, fu)

as a beginner, just focus on th yaku though, you only need 1 to decalre a hand though

the real mahjong is in bronze, you don't know anything

I got this in a jp thread long long long time ago.
Its a HTML
You can open it and will work like a site.
mega.nz/#!p90i3KqI!jwXMZmJDa9K6TJLTZP4GXsH7e5mvDHOAJ3TAooIrYZ8

you need a full hand also
4 sets of 3 (sequence or triple) + 1 pair
quads count as a triple after you kan them
the exceptions are chitoitsu which is 7 pairs and kokushi musou which is 1 of each of the terminals and honour + 1 duplicate of any of them

I'm just trying to get better

yes, but you still need all the tiles to form complete sets (3 of a kind, or sequences)

>discard a dragon
>draw another one next turn
nice

>start game
>1 of each dragon
>first round everyone discards a different dragon
>discard all my dragons
>pick up the remaining 2 for each of them
fuck me

Are you really that dumb?
That's what you said initially:
>you think it's time to shitpost how garbage experts are
Even though you can see in the post you're quoting that I am, in fact, telling the delusional retard who has been trying to imply that a couple of games he won against an expert-ranked guy proves that this expert guy is shittier than him (who most likely is this autist still seething about that). So considering that you've accused me of something opposite of what I've been saying, I told you your reading comprehension is lacking; you assumed I'm talking about the 'master' part, urging me to prove to you if that's wrong, but considering that it isn't wrong, I had nothing to prove to you, and instead helped you not look as dumb as that guy, yet you still persists. Do you enjoy looking like a retard so much?

how many turns do I have to be in 1-shanten? 15? 20? My flow is completely gone.

can you get cosmetics or even characters from the ranked boxes?

get a trip. you'll be a famous saint in the future /vg/

ok so i have to assemble a hand of either 7 pairs, a hand that's 1 of each dragon and wind and suit with 1 pair, or 4 triples/sequences +1 pair
and then if these have some sort of extra arrangement on top like being of the same suit or a triplet of dragons or the winds or whatever, listed in that picture, then i get extra points?

you can get gifts and orbs, which can be converted into premium rolls via stardust.

You should consider making a trip.

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all you need to remember is to "collect 4 melds and 1 pair" if you're a complete newbie
all the yaku shit you'll learn it along the way.
like how you remember the heroes and their skills in MOBA games.

Post your stats

I have nothing on the guy who is already a celestial who just doesn't have time. How seething and delusional must you be to not realize you're the laughing stock of this thread with all this whining?

dont be a pussy

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Majsoul Friends Room 19470(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=19470

honestly the 7pairs and kokushi musou are probably too complicated / hard to get for you to worry about right now
focus on first just completing your hand with sets of 3 and pair
e.g. you can have 111 234 567 3xWind 88
theres 4 sets of 3 groups (sequences or triples) + 1 pair so its a finished hand
but you cant win until you also have a yaku (from the picture)
an example of a yaku this could have is yakuhai if the triple wind is the same as your seat or the table wind
another is riichi which you can call when you are waiting for your last tile if your hand is completely closed (you didn't chi or pon anything)

Here's your (you)s, hopefully they'll help you feel as truly celestial as you really are

how often is it that you get to complete a hand, on average?

the irony

you need to have one of those yaku to actually win, but more or less yeah
if you're not sure or not aiming for a specific hand you can always riichi if you don't call any discarded tiles

which one is more powerful, chii or pon

need one more cat

It depends. For some people its around 13 turns, some more and less. For me it's never because everyone is a luckshitter except me and I forever stuck ii shanten.

That depends on your efficiency, bravery and... luck.
You should play first before asking many technical shit that you'll learn by yourself anyway.

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It's palpable, indeed, especially when the guy whining about how the higher-ranking guy he beat in a custom game 'DOES NOT DESERVE THE RANK' actually goes on to call someone out on 'being insecure about rank' with a straight face

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>How seething and delusional must you be to not realize you're the laughing stock of this thread with all this whining?
You're golden.

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What kind of gifts does hag like?

nobody deserves anything, but ranks don't really matter.
So long as you don't get 4th place, you'll eventually rank up, its just a matter of how much time you have.

diamonds, i think

>thread's already becoming /vg/
Not like this

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>samefagging

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my diamond hard dick

>the real /vg/ was inside us all along
it sucks, actually

Tell that to the guy who has been sperging for hours about some expert guy he beat in custom games, confusing others with him and insisting he'd be celestial only if he tried - all while samefagging and attempting to create the illusion of having a point.

We get those kind of shitposters every once in a while. It's no big deal.

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>master rank d*scordfag with 0 friend match history came here yesterday
>thread became typical /vg/-like thread one day after
pottery

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get help schizo

I am the blob master

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I started it by making 3 posts, then you've been sperging about being an expert ever since. I haven't even posted about it since I called you a dumbass for not even being able to follow the argument like 2 hours ago.

But yes, everyone would be expert level if they tried, expert level is the bare minimum that shows you don't score 4th place constantly.

okay the discarded tiles thing
i'm sorry for being annoying but
i think i read somewhere that if you discard a tile you can't use it to complete your hand anymore if you draw the same one at a later point and it now actually completes your hand, is that true?

>he's still at it

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do they strip when they lose points?

its called furiten and it just means you cant ron on that tile to win if someone else discards it later
you can still win if you draw it yourself

>But yes, everyone would be expert level if they tried, expert level is the bare minimum that shows you don't score 4th place constantly.
but what about big dawgs? . . .

>you cant ron on that tile to win
*you can't ron on ANY tile as long as you're in furiten

its like I can feel the flow again

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yes sorry thanks for the correction

Pretty certain that both master-ranked people have been here at least since the inception of English servers, at least the guy who had 0 matches. Meido has been here for a while too, but he always played Yea Forums games.

nice

>pictures taken moments before disaster

Oni chan, asobo?

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god i wish people had english equivalents for these fucking words
what's a furiten

>then you've been sperging about being an expert ever since
You're talking about the guy I'm talking about, since I'm not the one sperging about being an expert

furiten just indicates one of the tiles in your wait is in your discard pile, which makes you unable to ron

>posts non stop about how hes a master and good at the game
>not sperging out
okay bro

it means ten times fucked up in english

ten=10
furi=just kill me sempai

>namedrop
>namedrop
>disc*rd
yea we deserve to be moved to /vg/

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I was referring to this guy.

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>1st place streak in Silver room
>losing streak against Yea Forums, forever 1-shanten
aaahhh aahhhh

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ok so
if i discarded any tile that i could use to win as my last tile in my hand then i am in furiten
and when i am in furiten i can't use a chi or pon to win, only a self-draw?

>fags come to stir up shit
>people still take the bait

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What about /our maid/?

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But that's literally not even close to what I'm posting, I'm telling the dumb autist who believes he is better than other players that a couple of games are meaningless

You can still use chii or pon, but if anyone else discards your winning tile, you can't call ron (and thus win) on it.

You can only win by self-draw (tsumo) as you said, yes

It's weekend. If we follow the same trend like last week, there'll be more shitposts in the next 2-4 threads, then mod will move the thread to /vg/, but then everything will be back to normal by Monday.

never met him, maybe different timezone.

...

So you were finally convinced. Good.

Yep, I'm pretty certain he's been here for quite some time, and he actually appeared on discord right after someone (deductably him) asked here in these threads about the official discord link.

In a not entirely correct explanation:

Yaku = Multiplier
Furiten = Broken Hand

Your hand needs at least one multiplier(yaku) to be considered a valid hand to win. If your hand has no multipler(yaku), then even if you draw a tile that "completes" your hand(4 sequence/triplets + 1 pair), you can't declare a win off that hand.

If you have a broken hand(furiten), it means you have discarded a tile that you could have completed your current hand to declare a win. You can't steal(ron) tiles to win with your current hand.

>be me
>play against 3 masters
>they're instant calling for cheap tanyaos
>constantly able to easy mangans because of their retarded discards
sasuga "master" level

Jesus get a life you're fucking stalker.

for how long has her nose been like that

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ok i think i get it now
thanks
i awsn't gonna paly with you nerds anyway i was asking to 100% yakuza 0 ahahahahahsdgahahahhsdgashaha get owned
sorry i might play sometime

Yeah, I seconded that reply with Thanks for reminding about that autist!

It's all good, yakuza is based

cringe

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>you aren't even allowed to relax and sip you tea with normal players in a friendly match

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>You can see your dude in XIV Mah now
based yoshida

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I hate that cunt Nishiki

>I was just relaxing!
lol

How do you calculate how much your hand is worth?

First, you need severe autism

Don't bully

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nishikiyama-kun is my best buddy don't you dare bully him
we sing cool songs together and he helps me buy suits because i dont know how to be fashionable

It's missing the RON button.

He's the worst in Yakuza 1.
ungrateful cunt even though we wasted like 10 years in fucking prison to cover his sorry ass.

If you guys just stopped replying to him, and anyone that replies to him, then he'll just basically go away. Fuck, he's likely just arguing with himself trying to create sides.

I don't think their mahjong voodoo works on digital but there's a genuine pro there.

>only gold

Asobo this
*unzips dick*

but his imouto died
i would be very angery too if my imouto died
sadly i dont have an imouto

>everyone topdecks tsumos all fucking match
>nigger gets a sanbaiman tsumo when I was dealer
>ends up last with 5500 points without dealing into a single hand
Jesus fucking christ, I hate mahjong now.

You can be my imouto

where's the one with akagi and koizumi and Kuro?

Welcome to the club.

that sounds nice
but i can't be an imouto

when did they add mahjong to ff14???
might actually have to resub

Majsoul Friends Room 28532(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=28532
im tilted after running out of copper come destroy me and make me feel even worse

They added it awhile back, XIV Mahjong is max compfy. There is a ranking system too.
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/contentsguide/goldsaucer/doman-mahjong/

i'm pretty sure you can do it on the free trial if you make a burner account

Dude kanned twice and bullshitted seven doras out of thin air. It was obvious a rape train was incoming due to the four shiny tiles on his side, but not even betaori could save my ass from tsumo. I'm fucking MAD.

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mahjong night in the inventory when

But magical sands sure is real bro.

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(Don't) Enjoy your stay.

someone give me the links to pictures of the mahjong soul waifus and their emoticons?

We become too general-esque. We deserve this. Fuck generals.

zh.moegirl.org/雀魂麻将

thank you user

Just use this site
zh.moegirl.org/zh-tw/雀魂麻将

>412 posts
>81 posters
move over ff14 threads, theres a new general on Yea Forums

Need room

>1:0

>shit hand
>try to build something out of it
>pon chi pon pon chi chi riichi
>time to betaori
>repeat 10 times
>waste an hour
>end up 4th

fun game

little girls are no match for the true masters of mahjong: old grannies

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2 wind 5+20

96257

Is it possible to see a list of the emoticons of each girls used in that site?

Their emoticons are right there my dude

Yeah fucking press the buttons you dumb shit.

>I don't think their mahjong voodoo works on digital
It doesn't, at least for Saki.
Which is why Hisa make train her by forcing her to play mahjong online.

This except instead of shit hands I get amazing ones and lose anyway. Also I dont end up in 4th.

>occult

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Majsoul Friends Room 58726(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58726

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oh damn. sorry ma negros. i see it now. it being 4am is my only excuse.

>riichi
>someone closed kans one of my waits right after

doesn't exist

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>running out of copper
Just don't buy useless shit in the shop

And I haven't even claimed the event money yet

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soulless

dont tell me what to do
i will always spend all the money and claim neetbux

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PLAY EAST!

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no, not that. there's another win with Kuro being scared.

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that's all i have

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Majsoul Friends Room 49871(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49871

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None of those i've found have Kuro.
This one has Yuu instead.

Forgot the pic.

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gg la

who's toimen?

Naki no Ryuu.

That's what I mean.
Wait, that isn't Kuro!?

Skill.

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I hope you get pon'd for that

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No, that's her sister.
Kuro is the Doragon Lord.
Yuu is the heat craving sister.

>south 4
>4th place by far
FLOW = ACTIVATED

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Yeah. Just get everything for later.

Majsoul Friends Room 38387(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38387
Let's go

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I am getting absolutely burned out from having the most horrendous luck. I wish i could rank down from expert 3 just so i could have a chance of getting back to half way points of the rank up

>he didn't play around the closed kan
silver hour

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He still got ronned and went into negative like the retard he is. I'm just mad because I felt miserable that entire game without being able to build a hand before someone else finishing theirs extremely fast as usual.

youtube.com/watch?v=0fpfC1ob1E8
watch with 0.85x speed

Sasuga nyaggers

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play East!

We need one more

>zh.moegirl.org/zh-tw/雀魂麻将#
How do you get the time-limited expressions?

What's this stuff about people cheating with MD5 codes?

Does anyone know the probabilities of getting the different items from the silver chest?

Do you think she played this hand as a chiitoitsu, chinitsu ryanpeikou, or suuankou?

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Does anyone have the alternate forms of the girls? I want to see them before I commit to one of them.

>suuankou
Wait, I guess I'm retarded

chinitsu ryanpeiko

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He was probably a retard in the other rounds, but that was totally fine.

The manga is pure kino. 10/10 recommended.

China only... for now.
Assuming the game doesn't close down for financial reason, you can expect them to bring them over here in the future.
The question is "when?"

imgur.com/a/Booz3uG

not fully scanlated or do you have the raws? i can read jap

It's in mangadex.

Oh he was, I never stated otherwise.

>have an isolated tile that I can't connect with anything
>discard it
>spend the next 5 turns drawing the perfect combinations for that tile
every single fucking time, why

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feels good not to have 4th place in the last games.

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Tile efficiency be damned, sometimes you'll just feel that's coming.

>have an isolated tile that I can't connect with anything
>keep it because opponent is in riichi
>spend the next 5 turns not drawing anything that combines with it and reach tenpai
>discard it
RONNYAA

good game

need a new room!

Newbs here. what the heck is furiten and how to deal with it?

Cat and Autism-chan's both form looks good. The Kodomo look better in her first form, and damn pink is a total slut. The rest are hags that I couldn't care less.

This one hurt too much.

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Uhh, this is bullshit.

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I got first place with identical scores because of seat order. It's a silly little thing.

Google it, retard.

Don't listen to that other guy bro.

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arcturus.su/wiki/Furiten

Nyagger here, someone explain pinfu for me please.

all sequences and a valueless pair
your winning tile has to fulfill a two-sided wait

Go to sleep cat.

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>*emotes*
>RONNYA
>1000 points
never gonna get that Yakuman bros

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i think the game is trying to tell me something

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