SATURDAY NIGHT / MORNING MOTHERFUCKER

>PLAYAN
Haven't decided yet, wanna work on something from my backlog but I'm being an indecisive cunt.
>WATCHAN
Videos of people who find old, beat-to-shit stuff and restore it. Currently on one for a 5 cent candy vending machine.
>LISTENAN
Dr. Steel
>READAN
Yea Forums for now, maybe screenshot LPs on the archive later
>EATAN
Nothing yet, debating on what to do for breakfast.
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Nah
>FEELAN
Pretty shite. My psychopath of a mother is practically stalking every public space I post on to find shit to send to my family to make them hate me or get them to let her see me. Haven't really slept because of it.

I'm 26, haven't lived with you in well over a decade, and you've always been a deadbeat. Get a life already.

That's fucked up. Hope things go in your favor, dude. I'm rooting for you.

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>PLAYAN
Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories
>WATCHAN
Nothing
>LISTENAN
Nothing
>READAN
Nothing
>EATAN
Probably pancakes
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
I have no sexdrive anymore.
>FEELAN
Ok, got to work on my homework most of the day though.

Top eatan
>Classic beck
Nice
Have sex!
>shadow of war
I just finished shadow of Mordor and I need to start war soon

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>PLAYAN
Rage 2
>WATCHAN
Fehérlófia
>LISTENAN
Trap.fm
>READAN
Dilbert.com
>EATAN
Pringles
>DRINKAN
Red Bull
>FAPPAN
Princess Rene
>FEELAN
Relaxed

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shadow of war improves basically everything from mordor. i dropped that sometime through the middle but i'm motivated to play war. the nemesis system especially is leaps and bounds better.

>>PLAYAN
Blaster Master Zero 2 and Sly Cooper 1.
>>EATAN
lasagna
>>DRINKAN
water and black coffee
>>WATCHAN
Samurai Champloo, Star Wars Rebels, and Star Trek:TOS earlier. may get around to finally starting Evangelion later.
>>READAN
Valis. kinda' scary in that it's basically the ramblings of a schizo man, but also has a lot of views and beliefs that i agree with, at least in terms of theology and spirituality.
>>LISTENAN
IGOR
>>FAPPAN
nah, no-fap for me
>>FEELAN
a-okay, m8

>Mass of the Fermenting Dregs
good shit. which album?
>Lasagne
food brother!
older Beck is the best Beck, honestly. he kinda fell off imo
Townes van Zandt is a fucking legend. favorite song?
sorry to hear about the situation with your birth-giver, user. i've just cut mine out of my life after she denied my calls to figure out Mother's Day plans, and then treated me like shit for "not contacting her". i don't have time for that bi-polar nonsense.

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>>PLAYAN
I was planning on playing Tetris 99 and grinding for that new style all weekend, but I got it within my second game. Which was my first win.
I tried playing Apex again but I realized how boring the looting part is. I need a new twitch shooter. I'm getting desperate.
>>WATCHAN
Nothing of not. I think Money in the Bank is tomorrow so maybe that.
>>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=GWtft3POQPs
>>READAN
Pic related.
>>EATAN
My housemate made me breakfast since she knew I was working early today, so that felt good.
>>DRINKAN
Coffee and tea.
>>FAPPAN
MILFs and BBW. I'm getting that 3d itch but I can't find good POV porn where the male actor doesn't fucking talk. Really kills my boner
>>FEELAN
Pretty good aside from being lost between game limbo. Just release MCC already so I can shoot things.

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>Townes van Zandt is a fucking legend. favorite song?

That is a tough fucking question user, I guess I'd have to give it to Pancho and Lefty since its what got me into him but Nothin' and Lungs and Fare Thee Well Miss Carousel are all up there.

>PLAYAN
Metal Gear Rising

>WATCHAN
Cam girls

>LISTENAN
Deftones

>READAN
Daily Wire
>EATAN
Alfredo

>DRINKAN
Water bottles

>FAPPAN
Cam girls

>FEELAN
Alright. It's Saturday and it's raining.

>PLAYAN
Right now i'm playing fire emblem 7, later i'll finish Katana Zero
>WATCHAN
Jojo part 5 and some youtube videos
>LISTENAN
Touhou 11 OST
>READAN
Way of Kings - Andrew Sanderso , i'm taking a long time to read it. Maybe starting to read with such a dense book was a bad idea
>EATAN
Nothing
>DRINKAN
Watar
>FAPPAN
Not today i think
>FEELAN
Not so good, i'm tired of trying to make friends at uni. I don't fit in so well, but i have met some kind classmates and one who wants to spend time with me.

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Why do so few anons fap?

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>PLAYAN
spelunky classic, infra arcana
been trying out a bunch of old school roguelikes but jesus christ the art is always shit for some reason with these games, if they even have art instead of ascii bullshit
>WATCHAN
leftovers, gintama
>LISTENAN
jesus and the mary chain, boris, haru nemuri
>READAN
homestuck
>EATAN
fruity pebbles
>DRINKAN
coffee
>FAPPAN
futas
>FEELAN
okay I guess
kinda bored because I'm having trouble finding a new game to get into

just drop out and teach yourself programming while making money and working nigga

I fap too much, yesterday i did it like 3 times. So i'll take this day to not overdo it, but i could do if i felt extra horny

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I get horny then I go pull up porn to fap and as soon as I see a naked body I just lose my erection and put it away. I stopped trying after a year of that.

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all great choices! my faves have always been Lungs and Waiting 'Round to Die.
nice PLAYAN and LISTENAN, user!
how is Katana Zero? i've really been wanting to pick it up
better, more productive things to do, spiritual reasons, etc. etc.
damn nice music taste, friend.

ah fuck waiting round to die is amazing too. what a man.

>Spiritual reasons

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>PLAYAN
Little bit of League with friends, probably gonna buy and play Risk Of Rain 2 later.
>WATCHAN
Fullmetal Alchemist. Love the show so far, it's finally picking up.
>LISTENAN
Tyler's new album, Kero Kero Bonito and some vidya songs
>EATAN
Pancakes motherfuckers
>DRINKAN
Raspberry lemonade
>FEELAN
50/50. Sometimes I feel depressed but other times pretty good. Gonna see a movie with some friends later today so that'll be cool.

>>PLAYAN
XIV
>>WATCHAN
lets plays
>>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=bC-yReZQzy4
>>READAN
chans
>>EATAN
had some oatmeal
>>DRINKAN
coffee
>>FAPPAN
probably later
>>FEELAN
Pretty meh, I have to go to work in a bit but I'm only there for 4 hours today which feels pretty pointless

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Are you a gay?

what a man indeed. have you seen the Heartworn Highways documentary?
i pity you, user.
how are you enjoying IGOR user?

For what? Not believing in magic?

who said anything about magick? i find it funny that you're so bent out of shape over the fact that someone chooses to do more productive things with their time. are you feeling insecure about your habit or something? begone.

Mornin’ fellas.
>PLAYAN
Probably some more Mordhau, gonna grind horde for gold so I can look fashionable while sucking at frontline.
>WATCHAN
Chernobyl. Man this is fucking great.
>LISTENAN
Ambient RPG soundtracks.
>READAN
Fellowship of the Ring for the first time.
>EATAN
Nothing yet, probably gonna go to the german store for some strudel.
>DRINKAN
Water now, coffee in a bit.
>FAPPAN
Tough/fit girls getting into breath holding contests with plain/unassuming girls and getting BTFO.
>FEELAN
Tired and have a headache. Had to wake up at 1 to pick up a drunk friend on the other side of town. Otherwise a bit anxious about an upcoming move, but happy my replacement caught on quick at my old job and he wasn’t too hard to train.
>femdom
Patrician. It was supposed to rain here but so far just kinda gray. I want some comfy weather too.
>leftover pizza
Here’s the important question user: hot or cold?
How’s 2? I loved the driving in the Mad Max game, it combined with good shooter mechanics sounds great.
>water and black coffee
This has been my Saturday morning elixir for almost a decade now.
>milfs
My man. I can’t take any porn with dialogue seriously, it’s all just so fucking bad.
>fruity pebbles
The milk that remains at the end is god-tier

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>PLAYAN
i have a bunch of snes and genesis games that i'm going to check out today. any recs?
>WATCHAN
whatever my dad decides to watch later tonight. that's our family time
>LISTENAN
synthwave
>READAN
the moon is a harsh mistress. almost done
>EATAN
grilling hot dogs later
>DRINKAN
diet mountain dew and water
>FAPPAN
not today. saving a fat load for my lady friend
>FEELAN
little hungover right now; i got shitfaced last night. later one i'm sure i'll feel pretty good.

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>>PLAYAN
Soul Calibur VI and Killing Floor 2
>>WATCHAN
Some show on Atlantis on NatGeo
>>LISTENAN
di.fm/chillout
>>READAN
This thread
>>EATAN
Going to make biscuits and gravy a little bit later
>>DRINKAN
Black coffee now and orange juice to go with breakfast
>>FAPPAN
Something on kink.com I guess.
>>FEELAN
Woke up at 5:30 this morning and did my grocery shopping for the week so I'm set for food. Other than that I'm not going to do jack shit for the rest of this weekend except vidya.

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Thanks. I should be able to get that last small jump to stay in passing if it comes down to visiting the board, as I have hard proof that he basically lied about the point deductions.
Thing is I'm not even going for programming. I switched from CompSci to IT in hopes that it'd help me get closer to what I want (like tech support), but the programming course is one of the major's prerequisites so I'm boned.
I'd consider going without college but I'm already too deep in as I have like a year left, and my parents would also be pissed if I did that.

>adding a k

Fuck off merlin.

havent seen it, ill make a note, thanks user.

Warning tech support can only get you so much pay. You need to develop soft skills and customer service skills to make a decent wage off tech support.

>This has been my Saturday morning elixir for almost a decade now.
shit, that's my every morning elixir. how are you enjoying Chernobyl? i've heard nothing but great things so far.
after you, simpleton.
no problem friend, hope you enjoy

>>PLAYAN
FFXIV
>>WATCHAN
Maybe School Days
>>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=7Pdyr0v5jkY
>>READAN
Nothang
>>EATAN
Potatoes
>>DRINKAN
Tea
>>FAPPAN
Prolly night of revenge
>>FEELAN
Had hard time in the morning, getting better. Still little bit confused about life.

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Yeah why?

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>eating cold pizza

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>PLAYAN
Streaming a few games like SMT4 and Katana Zero to my friends as we textchat from time to time. Rec me a game I can stream to friends, Yea Forums.
Deus Ex Mankind Divided in my own free time, having a great time.
>WATCHAN
Spice&Wolf
Nisemonogatari
A Few Good Men
Hell on Wheels
>>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
youtube.com/watch?v=X8eh9Cdf9FM
>>READAN
Kara no Shoujo
Umineko
Detective Conan
Chaos;Head
>>EATAN
Pizza! What kind should I go for today, Yea Forums?
>>DRINKAN
Whatever's in the fridge.
>>FAPPAN
[Frisuku] Naughty Student Council President’s Secret
[ICHIGAIN] I Just Can’t Stay a Good Girl
[Izure] Little Black Flower
[Oden70] Behind the Elegance
Beneath the Black Stockings…(Artist-Yamada Konayuki)
Junkie Princess (Artist-Hardboiled Yoshiko)
[Yuzu Machi] Rin-chan Is a Soft and Squishy Onahole
(C95) [Tamakakeya (Tamakake)] JC x Kinbaku x Roshutsu - JC x Bondage x Exhibitionism
C93) [Seki Sabato (Tsukuru)] Tabi no Yoru no Himitsu and the sequel (COMITIA124) [Seki Sabato (Tsukuru)] Shikkaku Boyfriend | A Bad Boyfriend
(C94) [MMU2000 (Mishima Hiroji)] Maeoki wa Iranu Warawa to Asobe - Come Play With The Girl Who Needs No Introduction (Granblue Fantasy)
(Futaket 14) [Kanaami Nest (Kanaduki)] Katabutsu Kareshi no Shojo Ubacchaimashita. - I robbed my boyfriend's virginity my new favorite tbdesu
(C91) [Hyoco Road (Hyocorou)] Syoku (Occultic;Nine)
[02 (Harasaki)] kiss in the blood the doujin that singlehandedly got me into guro the first time I read it.
>>FEELAN
Pretty comfy.
>how is Katana Zero? i've really been wanting to pick it up
not him but it's really fun. Would be in my top 3 this year if it didn't feel like the last third of the game was straight-up missing. I finished it in one sitting at like 5 hours.
>too much
>3 times
user one of us is seriously fucked I fap 4 to 6 times a day.

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I have customer service skills down pretty well, but soft skills? You mean for software? If so, I should be fine there too, unless there's something I'm missing

>I can’t take any porn with dialogue seriously
You want a good fucking laugh?
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59f493aeda72c
>AWESOME IT WORKED!

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Katana Zero is really similar to hotline miami but in a 2D platformer mold. The gameplay is pretty fun but the story sections interrupt the game constantly, it's really fun to be honest.

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I can do 4-5 times a day easily, but i try to control myself. I don't think you are fucked since i love masturbating, just enjoy it

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It's really good. Lately I feel burned the fuck out on music. Nothing is really sounding good anymore.

>PLAYAN
Tekken, UNIST, Arena, System Shock 2
>WATCHAN
Isle of Dogs with gf
>LISTENAN
gaymin playlist
>READAN
Steel Ball Run
>EATAN
Boutta go get some damn brekky prolly
>DRINKAN
orange juice
>FAPPAN
anime PAWG lolis
>FEELAN
great!

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>I fap 4 to 6 times a day
I used to do it 5 times a day almost every day, I eventually started fapping with others thanks to /dft/ and it seriously cut down my libido now I only do it once every other day or so

>tough/fit girl breath holding contests

Where can I find this?

Imagine being this mad that some user doesn't feel like touching his dick all the time. Maybe if you leave your house for once you can find a nice boy to touch yours so you need not concern yourself with such things. And why tell user to fuck off? You made the choice of addressing him, mongoloid lmfao

SSSSSSSSSSSATURDAY NIGHT MOTHA FUCKAAA

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>PLAYAN
VtM:B, for the first time. Stayed up all night playing it; slept three hours, going to play it again. My wife is playing AC:NL, while my daughter is playing Let's Go Pikachu.
>WATCHAN
Just showed my wife KonoSuba, and we're already in the second season.
>LISTENAN
Aphex Twin and Luke Vibert, keeping the acid grooves.
>READAN
Don Quixote, Kierkegaard, and the Bible.
>EATAN
Thai shrimp curry that I made the other night.
>DRINKAN
Water and whiskey.
>FAPPAN
Will ask for a bj later tonight.
>FEELAN
Everyone in my household is either crippled or just had surgery, so we're on a bunch of opiates and being retardedly indulgent. Pretty fun, but I wish I could walk normally soon.

Was just thinking about In Rainbows yesterday. Must be the summer weather coming in (unless you're an ozzie).

>>LISTENAN
>Townes Van Zandt
>>FEELAN
>Life. Is. Good.
Are you sure you're okay, user?

>Boris
One of the best shows I've ever been to. They project "fuck me" energy like no-one else.

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>PLAYAN
Rage 2
>WATCHAN
Per Sematary
>LISTENAN
Alash Ensemble and Tyler The Creator
>READAN
Comparative art study of Ukiyo-e
>EATAN
Scotch fingers
>DRINKAN
Tea to dip scotch fingers
>FAPPAN
Lauren Phillips
>FEELAN
Bummed out because my country had a federal election and nothing changed.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soft_skills

I did tech support for 15 years at around 15/hour before I finally got my 60k a year one. And it was my soft skills that got that higher paying one not my tech skills.

It’s fucking hard to find desu but this scene is probably what started it for me
youtu.be/OSK6HtITAhE

>PLAYAN
Quake champions
>>WATCHAN
Probably nothing
>>LISTENAN
Busdriver
>>READAN
Can’t
>>EATAN
Dont
>>DRINKAN
Water, beer, coffee
>>FAPPAN
Just nutted
>>FEELAN
Good

>READAN
I've been reading Tails Gets Trolled for past 2 days. What a wild ride. I've seen threads and occasional pictures before and ignored them, because i thought it's just some sonichu tier autism some anons enjoy ironically. Boy was i wrong

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>one of the best shows
I would fucking love to see them live but I'd probably have to go by myself

on most days i can still fap 10 times if i want and i'm in my 30s. but i got drunk last night and don't really feel like it today. alcohol seems to fuck with my sex drive now.

There are probably a ton of metalheads in your area (even/especially if you live in the sticks), who likely have never heard of Boris since they only listen to ghey Norwegian black metal shit. I brought one along (he was an acquaintance) and he said it changed his life. Even if you go alone, it's a good excuse to meet new people — the sexual energy of the crowd is likely to be off the charts.

>>PLAYAN
punching god in the face
>>WATCHAN
Space Dandy
>>LISTENAN
nothing
>>READAN
finished Imawa no Kuni no Alice couple days ago don't know what to read now
>>EATAN
meatballs
>>DRINKAN
monster assault
>>FAPPAN
dunno, probably
>>FEELAN
tired

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>PLAYAN
Final Fantasy 7, replaying.
>WATCHAN
MOGRA
>LISTENAN
MOGRA
>READAN
Manga
>EATAN
Nothing
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Nah
>FEELAN
Like my friends have fucking shit taste in video games and it slowly makes me want to commit suicide

>PLAYAN
Maybe some classic Mega Man
>WATCHAN
Parks and Rec
>LISTENAN
the music the partygoers in the nearby park are blasting
>READAN
Stone Ocean
>EATAN
Chicken breast
>DRINKAN
Coffee
>FAPPAN
No
>FEELAN
A little hungover

>PLAYAN
Yakuza 0 YGOPro and dreams
>WATCHAN
Vinny and Jerma steams maybe some other youtube shit
>LISTENAN
classic rap and hip hop maybe a lovecraft audio book thinking Shadow Over Innsmouth
>READAN
still on Stone Ocean dragon dream fight just finished
>EATAN
For lunch left over burgers and dinner im making baked chicken alfredo
>DRINKAN
Water and old tyme kola
>FAPPAN
cute anime boys
>FEELAN
meh just chilling out today its nice out might go for another walk already went for one this morning

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gave up fappin a while ago to do better things with my time

Like post on Yea Forums?

bit of warframe. then morrowind
fren that started streaming
^
nothing honestly
bean soup
water, wine if i feel like it after
nothing
^

Oh, in that case I should be fine. Loose comparison but I had a trash tier retail job a while back where it was absolutely miserable and I was still able to get formal compliments left and right, even from some bratty customers, and the managers there were also giving me praise despite them usually being uptight and strict. Hell, the job I'm at right now (grocery store, just as a simple cart gatherer/customer assistance guy) is kinda the same, as I've only been there since November yet I've been on a roll, to the point that I was offered to go over to one of the other departments purely based on my work ethic and skillset. I ran on a long tangent there but point is I feel like I can get on the grind to build my soft skills up enough to assist me in a future IT job

>PLAYAN
DOOM (2016) and A Hat in Time
>WATCHAN
Nah
>LISTENAN
Okkervil River
>READAN
Notes from the Underground by Dostoevsky
>EATAN
Healthy
>DRINKAN
White Monster
>FAPPAN
Futa
>FEELAN
I can do better with my life.

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Cool user good luck, Just remember how you act on Yea Forums is not good. How everyone acts on Yea Forums is not good. If you cant keeps Yea Forums in Yea Forums you are going to fail.

Softskills are hard to hone and hard to use because most other people are shitbags. Like the reason I make so much doing desktop support is that I do for white glove work for the SVP and other execs and man are those guys some of the dumbest, self important, assholes in the world.

Oh right, I forgot to ask, how did you live/support yourself on the $15/hr one? I have no experience living by myself (21, with parents, but I'm moving out ASAP to avoid mooching off of them) and I'm having trouble thinking about how that'd pan out

I had roommates. I have never lived alone I have always had 1 to 4 roommates. Even now I have my GF>

me want big tiddy

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>PLAYAN
Bad company 2, modded skyrim and maybe some l4d with friends tonight
>WATCHAN
WWII In Color. MLB later GO PIRATES
>LISTENAN
MF DOOM, kid cudi, cap steez, a bunch of other rapists right now. Probably some 70s and 60s rock after
>READAN
(you) guys
>EATAN
just made a BLT. Probably will go out for lunch later
>DRINKAN
Coffee and water
>FAPPAN
Riley Reid
>FEELAN
Good. Pretty sick but good overall.

Noted. My friend is considering housing all of us in his current house once his parents move out and then having all 4-5 of us pooling for mortgage costs but that's still a rough/in progress plan
Thanks for the help, man

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>PLAYAN
Nothing
>WATCHAN
youtu.be/vGR5MeEXPn0
>LISTENAN
youtu.be/vGR5MeEXPn0
youtu.be/n9_kKA1kdXc
>READAN
The Children of Hurin
>EATAN
Fried
>DRINKAN
Coffee with mill
>FAPPAN
I don't remember, some jap shit.
>FEELAN
Tired but fine.

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>l4d
Comfy zombie slayin'

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No problem user. The live alone meme is dumb, if you dont have an SO that helps with rent and food and shit you need roommates.