Why isn't there a Rocket Raccoon video game?

Because only nerds like capeshit.
Retarded comic book "heroes" don't need to wear a cape to be capeshit.

It’s fine, his otter gf dies before anything happens and he spends a majority of the game being emotionally dependent on Quill which is just as gay

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Why do some of you guys want to fuck a raccoon so bad?

I also renember being 15

He is cute and has a likeable personality, he's the perfect bf

Was that last year?

I was 25 last year, user

Also he has a tight hole and is made to be a cumslut power bottom but those qualities are nice too

Reminder that Howard the Duck has a video game

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Ratchet and Clank only instead of a tree it's a robot

Eh you could just play it as they were good friends.
Still though I liked Telltale's GotG. Shame there'll never be more because retarded management killed the devs.

Same, such a smug guy

Is it canon to the movies? When does it take place?

>Is it canon to the movies?

Nah. They straight up kill Thanos in the first 10 minutes.

It’s not canon at all, they literally kill Thanos in the first chapter. And adult groot is alive. It’s just a fun story.

If you’re asking if his girlfriend is canon, kinda? Lyla the Otter was his love interest in the comics, and her name makes a cameo appearance in the first movie. Hasn’t been established what their relationship is in the MCU yet.

Do you think Rocket Raccoon being a homosexual could actually work in one way or another?

What about a Max Payne style sci-fi shoot-em-up that takes place in the five years between Infinity War and Endgame where Rocket's a broken alcoholic mess tearing shit up around space while also helping the Avengers

It would feel forced no matter what.

They're already setting up relationship with the otter chick for the next movie if rumors are anything to go by, but I'm sure the comics could figure something out as long as they don't get too soapbox-ish about it.

Well MCU Rocket canonically puts stuff up his butt so there's that

That's literally just a normal raccoon. Not even a Pokemon or anything, literally just a normal fucking raccoon.
Are you saying you would actually rape a raccoon? I hope you get arrested before you hurt someone

Source?

>Are you saying you would actually rape a raccoon?

Have you seen those vicious little fuckers? That would take some doing. Get Florida Man on the case.

Are regular raccoons sapient and walk on two legs all the time?

Infinity War when Rocket gives Thor a new eye.

I might actually watch an Avengers movie if they did that.

So you're saying that if a goat started talking, then it'd be fine to fuck it?
lol okay Achmed

If done in the typical Hollywood fashion (which it probably would), it would.
But I think it can be pulled off in a compelling way as long as it gets buildup and isn't just immediatly revealed.

People would be lining up to watch a movie starring a gay talking raccoon z-lister from a 70's comic nobody gives a shit about. Strange times.

Well, that would make it morally okay as it can consent. But no I wouldn't fuck a goat.

Harkness Test

Goats are smelly

It'd pretty much just be a scene of drunk Rocket trying to get into Quill or Thor's pants.

yeah
nobody cares about the otter chick

That'd be funny, especially if they keep Fat Thor for the bit.

Rocket's just a side character. He's okay as one but I dunno if he'd be all that interesting on his own as the main character.

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I fucking love boomer Thor

Fat Thor is sexy

What kind of clown world are we living in where Guardians of the Galaxy is one of Hollywood's most beloved franchises, Nebula is the most developed character in the entire MCU, and Chris Pratt isn't fat anymore?

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what’s going on itt

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Leave immediately.