I'm glad we can all agree that Marth and Falco mains are the least intelligent players in Melee.
I'm glad we can all agree that Marth and Falco mains are the least intelligent players in Melee
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Christopher Hernandez
>mains
Not a serious fighting game
Gabriel Allen
Obsessed. No one mentioned fighting games. You can main characters in any game that has them.
Now that that's taken care of, we can proceed to shitting on Marth and Falcos.
Tyler Rivera
Agree.
>t. Falco main
Cameron Jackson
I can kinda get the falco one but marth is for big brain nibbas
If anything, fox and falco are for retards
>t. Falco main
Cooper Miller
>Character where players constantly SD 1-2 times a game
>low IQ
Either you play Fox(in which case you're going to lose your hands in less than a decade), or you're just a salty low level player who can't deal with lasers in neutral.
In either case, Git Gud, shitter.
Bentley Clark
t. loses to marths and falcos all the time
Brandon King
>Literally all his attacks are just swinging a sword
>Neutral revolves around dash dance and fishing for a grab
>Big brain
Isaiah Reyes
Marth is fucking bigger brain than any other character
>Fox get combo'd the worse out of any character and is really fucking hard to play
>Falco is just a shitty Fox
>Peach is slow as shit and not a viable solo main
>Falcon recovery is so bad that he is the worse out of the viable top tiers
>Pikachu isn't a viable top tier
>Puff fucking dies at like 20
Sheik is the only character I really know nothing about cause she is so fucking boring, so maybe she is bigger brain then Marth, but i doubt it
Daniel Powell
>Puff fucking dies at like 20
Gabriel Morgan
>The least intelligent Melee player ever.
Justin Brooks
>not Fox
>not the fucking Up+A Smash that has a bigger hitbox than expected and KO's at 60
This guy gets it
Noah Miller
>it's another smash babies argue about "honor" "skill" and "intelligence" episode
Owen Cooper
interesting, I wonder what stage that is on?
or what players those are?
Really gets the noggin joggin
but I'm sure that your being 100% honest with the random graph
David Stewart
Samus is the highest IQ character
Evan Scott
>Puff dies at X
You have to actually hit Puff first.
Dominic Cox
Marth and Falco are the least flowcharty characters, so they require the most intelligence.
Eli Cook
Shut up retard, lasers and Marth's downtilt are practically wobbling
Owen Thompson
>I'm stuck in shield, what do I do?
>I know, i'll up B!
>That will get him!
Truly the biggest brain character
>lasers and Marth's downtilt are practically wobbling
I didn't know retards could type, let a lone play video games
Grayson Green
t. low level Falco/Marth shitter, Samus is much harder to win with than them
Tyler Jones
Have sex.
Noah Roberts
Yea it's real hard to win with the DK bongos, doesn't make you fucking smart for using them jack ass
>in a melee thread on a Chinese basket weaving form
>implies that he has had sex
Keep lying to your self, faggot
Bentley Baker
What the hell are those fox killtimes? Does he start every stock by running to the edge of the stage and hopping in place until puff knocks him off?
Luis Price
Have sex, seething cope tranny discord
Benjamin Nelson
In theory puff dies stupid early, but in practice it's hard to actually hit the fucker (it doesn't help that people don't want to commit too hard and get memed on by rest) and his recovery is so good that even if you do hit him, he's not dying unless you launch him straight into the blast zone.
Isaac Murphy
>in practice it's hard to actually hit the fucker
In practice it's hard to hit any good player, and most good players don't play puff
She slow on the ground, sucks dick at approaching, is bad at vertical movement and dies early
Get better at the match up, she a different fucking character so play against her differently
Aaron Morris
Yikes, this guy is seething
Thomas Moore
Melee players are on average the least intelligent video game players of all time, so that’s not really an impressive statistic.
Blake Nguyen
Highkey agree user, Ultimate is the same shit but 10x harder, more matchups etc
Hunter Stewart
Keep eating lasers nerds.
Ian King
melee players should dilate more
Jose Perez
christ his hair is so FUCKING greasy i feel sick looking at it
Sebastian Lee
What is all this "have sex" and "dilate" crap?
The fuck does it even mean to "dilate" ?
Parker Edwards
Have sex.
Thomas Rogers
How do I git god with mewtwo?
Joseph Barnes
I just came back from a party. What more do you want?
Xavier Johnson
Lol dilate smelly obese meleefag, seething cope tranny, sex: have it. Cope; cope; seething; cope!! Go play a real game like Ultimate smelly welly melee player
Brayden Martin
>dialate meleefag
Wait hold
Carson Howard
you dont. but watch some leffen and take notes
Ryan Parker
>She's slow on the ground
Good thing she can just never touch the ground.
>Sucks dick at approaching
Good thing she never has to approach as she can camp forever and instakill from any mistake.
>Bad at vertical movement
More like godly at staying at top platform level.
Puff is a more braindead Marth.
Austin Long
puff players complaining lmao
Nicholas Torres
>shit approach
>only good at staying away
>0 range options
so, why don't spacies just hit her with a laser and then timecuck her 100% of the time?
James Watson
>Good thing she can just never touch the ground.
I forgot she had press L to levitate
learn to count to 5 dipshit
>Good thing she never has to approach as she can camp forever and instakill from any mistake.
Play puff and don't engage with the enemy
see how far it gets you
>More like godly at staying at the same level she started, making her vertical movement shit
I don't even have anything to say to that one
I'm a Falco main you mouth breathing faggot
I just don't blame everything but my skill for my loses
If you were at the tops levels of the game then you could bitch about puff, but the reason your losing is cause you fucking suck cock
Caleb Wilson
Retarded logic, as expected of a low level Falco. Even at the highest level of play Puff is ridiculous, and she's easy as fuck at low/mid level. Go back to 0-2ing at small time locals, small fry smelly
Angel Hall
>Even at the highest level of play Puff is ridiculous and she's easy as fuck at low/mid level.
The highest level falco, fox, marth, sheik and falcon play is ridiculous, what does that have to do with anything
and she isn't easy, that's why there is only one good puff and like 2 top 100 puffs
Grayson Nguyen
Le Puff false flagger detected, just stop
Brayden Peterson
John Powell
Fox and Jiggly mains are the least intelligent players in Melee.