Stealth mission in a non-stealth game

They think by throwing so drastically different in gameplay level they will make their game more interesting.

This cunt has iron balls

How fat are you?

Why is there a leopard in the lavatory?

this

He should have go to the tiger, slap him/her on the ass, and tell him/her that this is his property.

imagine being at computers

youtube.com/watch?v=g36VD4uQrUw

I don't think he thought it was real until after he'd gone under it, look at that look of terror when he turns around after going through.

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Why did he not realize he was sneaking under a tiger until he was already passed it?

literally lold

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>he doesnt get low enough to get through it without touching it
>you can see the tigers belly flab rub on his back and move in the same direction as him
mad lad.

>Oh shit, I'm sorry.

How did a tiger swim all the way from the amazon to russia?

there's gotta be something about being physically beneath an apex predator that makes every fight or flight alarm start screaming DEFCON 1 all at once

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but they really look like stretched choco chip cookies

Imagine the smell

Cute!

Amazon does delivery

I am going to pet it.

This thread is gettin' me.

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PröÖoooh

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>Yea Forums pranks guy by sending him pizzas
>russia delivers a tiger to your house

Are there any non-stealth games that do a stealth section correctly?

Tigers are actually native to eastern Russia.

wrong
Tigers are native to Earth

That's a leopard dude, can't you see the stripes?

>when your ride's trunk is at the front

Only the orange and black ones. Those white Siberian tigers are from Africa.

>russia
but of course

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>to be continued

not bad

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How do you piss off a tiger so much it becomes willing to attack a fucking elephant?

the tiger is trying to eat him

Tigers are vicious cunts and have always been major maneaters. The goal of that tiger is to snatch that guy right off the elephant and eat him.

Fucking Russians.
youtube.com/watch?v=IM0GEN_CNfI

>there are more people within 1 hour walking distance from you than there are tigers in the entire world

>touching public restroom floor with bare hands
should have just knocked that lion off

>reporter asks how dangerous their pet bear is
>they look at him like an idiot and explain that it's a god damn bear
kek

>Russia
Why am I not surprised?

It is a bit sad. What really hit me was when last year or earlier this year giraffes were put on the endangered species list.

WHy do dogs drink so retarded

Same reason there's a lion on my couch.

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you will pray it and you will rike it.

ha ha fat boy

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That tiger was stalking the local village for the occasional pajeet to feed to her babies. The authorities had already captured her babies for relocation, and she was fucking pissed. They did manage to sedate her, and only one pajeet lost a finger.

I always found it amusing that the Aztecs thought the Spaniards on horseback thought they were like centaur gods, but that tiger knows that dude is food riding an elephant.

Not just Russians

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Tiaga. Tiaga tiaga tiaga. Bird. Birdie. Birdie birdie!

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I get the impression when the reporter asked "would he attack you if he wasn't fed" they meant "he would attack other humans first" by "I don't think he would attack us"

What videogame has the best tigers?

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Battlefield 1 campaign.

Sometimes bears just seem like oversized dogs

i wish one of them fucked me

You know the rules.

>breakfast in bed

If tigers are such fearsome predators, then why are they endangered? Checkmate atheists.

Do Russians just lack the concept of death?

they have a warrior's spirit, not pussy like you

that guy is american
youtube.com/watch?v=J184FmCiuLk

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post the cheetah webm

350kg Eurasian Brown Bear
500kg Kodiak Bear

the Kodiak is the less aggressive and more domesticated one though lmao

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Your clothes are red.

Fucking furies god damn it.
Let me tell you something friend, when your life is really, and I mean REALLY, shit, the concept of death doesn't sound scary, it sounds like freedom.

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Reminder wild animals can never be tamed. Even born and bred in capacity they're dangerous and could kill you at any moment.

Nah.
They just know life is shitty and death is a part of it.

that game was awesome

Could Gerald still be alive?

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>kodiak grizzly
>less aggressive

Out fucking skilled.

I would have gotten hard.

How do you think dogs came about?

what does tiger pussy feel like bros?

i got hard while watching it

This reality was clowned from the start. We just didn't knew that.

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Did they? That sounds like a myth, humans aren't that retarded that they can't tell it's some asshole riding an animal.

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fuck off furries

I accepted the tiger in the bathroom but why is this guy shocked in the end? He decided to approach the tiger in the first place.

>conservatives want to destroy this

>implying you didn't pop a semi

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Kek

Now that I think of it, the peacocks' feather seem like they'd be terrible for survival.

dur is clearly played in reverse moran

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Such is the life of dapper cock.

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The problem is that their tongues are like rough grit sandpaper.
I've seen the dude's videos, he says it's very painful and they regularly cause him to bleed through licking.

>american
>polish surname

AHAHAHHA SOMEOINE ENFDUHFVKNUIG ATE NFGJUDIESATGB DSY/(GJ

>:3

HOLY FUCK GET IN THE CAR

stupid cat

>Mate, you're on land now, what the fuck you gonna do?

Yet at the same time they make the peacock look big and scary so is it's main form of survival tactic.

It's actually too small and shallow for humans. They also copulate very, very quickly.

>real animals
>furries
Seethe harder, retard.

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*raises paw* actually that's a tiger.

>not naming it "soaking wet pussy.webm"

I WANT TO FUCK A BIG CAT

>Fine, I'll piss on your tree
>Go ahead you striped asshole, I'm still alive.

>expecting people to recognize a medieval meme in Yea Forums - Zoomer central

>tfw no genetically modified pygmy tigers that stay the size of tiger cubs forever

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You mean... a cat?

This is like a Sylvester and Tweety cartoon in real life.

There are quite a lot of species sexual displays that have and do things that actually aren't great for survival.
I think it has to do with being able to say "look, I'm handicapping myself and I'm still surviving, that's how awesome I am."

>pins you down
>OwO whats this?
>licks your face

And because it’s a cheetah, it’s not like you could run away anyways

damn

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ahahah cats are retarded.
Fuck cats.

it looks like one of those anime girls whos wondering if she's sucking your dick right,

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A tabby.

make a webm with the giant snake vs tiger

i think it was black and white

no

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Where was it even trying to go? This is like trying to glitch your way up a mountain in a game by abusing the geometry.

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Thousands and thousands of years of selective breeding and evolution alongside humans. A couple of years in a cage with a human giving a wolf some food isn't comparable. Wolves can and do turn on human owners all the time, they are not dogs.

why didn't the croc just deathspin him off?

retard

>sproing

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tfw no bear friend

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Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

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>implying the supreme champion would ever become food
he's too valuable

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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DUCKY NOOOOO

Ducks like that aren't cooked because they are worth a fuckload of money, also the size is completely wrong, try harder faggot.

He didn't fly so good

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Fucking destroyed.
Tiger may as well just kill itself.

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Every champion fades.
But the Supremes goes into a blaze of glazed glory.

based! too bad its too short and cut off right at the best part

A zoo tiger is hardly different from an overgrown cat.

Damn that poor cat was bleeding

Russian brown bears are noted for being much more willing to forage in human settlements than any other bear population in the world while remaining just as hostile to humans

Kodiak bears have learned to avoid territorial fighting in hunting grounds where many bears gather (mostly during salmon spawning) and the last fatal attack was in 1999

that tiger was really full of understanding and patience to tolerate the shit of that pitbull for so long.

>Puzzles in non-puzzle games
That is far worse

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Pitbull owners should be sterilized.

Why do pitbulls exist?They shoudn't even be considered dogs

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BY AZURA, IT'S THE GRAND CHAMPION!

>Fuck, that hurt
>Fuck me
>At least nobody saw m
>FUCK

>A large animal evolved to hunt large animals and has use of it's front limbs
vs
>A domestic mongrel bred to be aggressive and use only it's mouth

>stealth level
>all enemies have 99.9% camo index

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it's a harness

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Based Tiger.

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That's a walrus, you stupid idiot.

Pitbulls are like the drunk violent hobos if the animal kingdom

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In the actual video, it's getting closer and closer to the camera guy. It was a fruitless effort of course.

>itsthattimeofthemonth.jpg

Oh god, TIMON!

*YOINK*

>Domestic animal is more vicious and hostile than the wild one.

really honked my horns

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also baby vs grown animal

This meme was never funny. Go back to R*ddit

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appreciated

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uh.......moot?

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I'm old enough to remember this meme, but it's so old, that I wouldn't have remembered it unless you pointed it out.

>I-IT TOOK 2 OF YOU TO KILL ME WAHH

I feel like there was a moment when the leopard looks back at the camera crew after missing both impala where the camera guys collectively shit themselves. That cat is clearly thinking he fucked up and seriously considering going after the crew.

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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

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damn that baboon finna be a hero till he realizes it's eating a deer

>bird lands on it's head
>still doesn't realize it's a fucking viper

>Human interrupt Leopard interrupting 2 fighting impala

The lion king remake is looking really fucking hard to watch

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Well he was a birdbrain.

>chinks eats dogs
>american love do-

Reptiles are not that smart, in case you haven't noticed. They are also lazy even if it costs their life.
Just watch some Snake videos where a small little bird starts harassing them and they barely care to move away, then after 5 minutes they are missing half their neck meat.

HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was watching a documentary on Ayahuasca and they said that Jaguars regularly eat the bark of those psychoactive trees used in the recipe. They eat it, lay on their back and trip hard.

I don't like dogs in general, and pits especially, but these people are psychopaths.

>deer

>Giraffe just casually waltzes into frame like "what the fuck is all this noise?"

Tigers are the animal most willing to hunt humans for food in the wild

A wild population of just 3,500 tigers worldwide are estimated to kill 75 humans a year in Asia vs 10 human deaths per year in Russia from a population of 120,000 Brown Bears

uma delicia

>#eatanazidog
...Do I want to know?

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Most bears tend to eat berries, honey and fish.
Not humans

>he didn't notice the loch ness monster in the background that was watching all along

that's why cats are based, they know humans are abundant and shit so can be killed for food.

That might not true, Siberian tigers won't even attack people. Polar bears are probably the most willing but they rarely see humans.

>/an/ is the easiest variety of people to troll for aaaccchhtually You's

>In asia
Keywords

Yes, that's a giraffe

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>Mommy~san

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Pit bulls are niggers' dogs though

Eye doesn't rhyme with symmetry you dumbfuck

Are lions such jawlets they can't get a good grip on the thick giraffe legs?

It should have waited for the fight to end and go for the exhausted loser.

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why do liberal media outlets promoting these niggers and spreading misinformation about pitbulls? are they afraid of racism against dogs? is there such thing?

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Ambush predators like most cats are much more likely to pounce out of instinct when they sense an opening than animals that straight up fight like bears.

sometimes it's good tho.

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>thinking a cuckolded protestant is going to give a fuck about rules

Bears eat what they can get and if they are big enough that includes humans.

#EatANaziDog

It worked out for the Giraffe in the end.

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>humans
>Asia
what did he mean by this

They probably think admitting the differences in dogs is admitting the differences in humans.

and sometimes it doesn't.

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probably the worst possible way you could handle this situation

Virtue calling.
Most of them aren't willing to help people in need so they go for the seemingly oppressed and "misunderstood" animals.

Imagine being at pitbulls
So fat you look and see food

>Girl enters the server.webm

old memes and then ytmnd died
and i went to revisit some old ytmnd memes on the archive
and man
i feel fucking sad now

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I'm surprised it didn't go full stomp mode on the entire pack immediately.

it's like real life women chasing after big dick

I don't know how anyone can have sympathy for aggressive dog breeds, particularly large ones.
They should be exterminated since they are such a danger to human safety.

>why do liberal media outlets promoting these niggers and spreading misinformation about pitbulls?

Please provide at least five (5) examples from the current year from notable liberal outlets.

he face he makes when the cat bites into the throat always cracks me up

Its a youngster.

Fredrik, is that you?

Why didn't the elephant just crush them? It's clearly its not going to outrun the tigers.

>it's tail is a fucking spider
Why

see? cats are niggers

you are all niggers ITT

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It's fucking nuts right. All it took was some viper with a mutated tail millennia ago who was a superior mate. Nature is great.

Lmao

I never understood cats scratching people like that
I mean, it never happened to me, the only time my cat scratched me is because when they're playing around with you they use claws not realizing they can hurt you?

>not going to outrun the tigers.
but it will outlast them, big cats are ambush predators and can't sustain the chase like say a human could

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I wanna rub that good boy belly

she looks like she fucks black guys

cnn, the NY Times, dodo, huffpost feature them a lot.

It growled, retards.

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ASS

what is happening here?

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Members of their species has fur that can negate the claws. They don't make the distinction that you are human.
Humans are just hairless cats that can't hunt, but still brings food.
Though sometime they do go into predator or self defense mode when the bite and scratch.

Wow

indians are the real wild animals

that ass full of jelly like damn

Poo village decided to watch a lion eat a cow at night.

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i was honestly expecting the indians to go apeshit on the lion what with their worship of cows.

How the fuck do you train an animal to be so violent it's willing to attack a Tiger

Tigers are the only animal on land that are willing to hunt every single other living thing within their territory, bears rhinos gorillas elephants and humans included
Those 5 animals are notable for actively hunting down tiger cubs to kill them before they have a chance to grow up, this is done as a defense mechanism.

Placed in a cage, roped up and having never learned to hunt in the wild it gets the perfect deathblow bite to the neck on the first try and it does it in self defense. There has to be some primal part of the brain that got bred or beaten out of that pit bull that in normal circumstances recognizes it's trying to 1v1 a perfect killing machine and thinks better of it.

100%

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This cats are the best candidates for lion domestication.

looks like somebody stole Mike Tyson's tiger again

KYS dude

>that disgusting ass
Why?

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Pitbulls are bred for aggression and nothing else.
Their brain is made to do nothing but attack, winning is not even a concern.

>water buffalo
that's a cape buffalo

Not all Indians are Hindus.

He, ha helelemama Ohi'mbube
In the shitting street the designated shitting street the lion sleeps toniiight
Imbube

to be fair i don't know shit about fuck

why are they so afraid of a cow? They're fucking lions.

>not knowing shit about fuck
Its just insert pee-pee to vagine.
What's not to get?

Its a wild nigga cow.
why wouldn't they be careful?

Please God let white people wake up before it's too late.

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the reason why big cats weren't domesticated was they eat a lot. that's why we have small cats. cats in antiquity serves as purpose as mouser on board of a ship or in grain stock. humans have very little food back then. so they enlisted small felines to help. small enough for the ancient humans to afford giving away hard earned food.

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how get vagine

Those things are huge and getting injured means death.

Oh really? See, I was actually looking at the lions this entire time. Thanks for that pointout.

ok you got me

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It's a seeing eye dog you ignorant ableist CUNT!

why are blacks so retarded?

Keep Yourself Safe?

it's a tiger m8

Because the second people start paying attention to the fact that genetics shape behavior and behavior shapes culture, because animals DO have a rustic version of culture, people will start understanding certain uncomfortable truths about the world.

youtube.com/watch?v=g36VD4uQrUw
no it fucking didn't
why do you lie about something so easily disproven?

God, what a satisfying ending.

because infection is the deadliest killer on the planet without antibiotics

humans are the only mammals on the planet crazy enough to take a wound in order to deal one

>antiquity
>humans have very little food back then
Might wanna iron out your terms there user antiquity was a high-point for agriculture and animal husbandry. Pre-civilized humans are what you are getting at.
And not all big ancient human civilizations used cats.

I mean, yeah and? If Pajeet and Chin are stupid enough to walze through the jungle, their problem.
Bees and worse shit in there have killed probably 100 times as many.

>be indian
>get attacked by tiger

even the hindus are fine with scavengers eating dead cows because they understand that you can't just let hundreds of the things just rot out in the open.

Because getting food means nothing if you are so injured you'll die or injured enough to be eaten by other predators.

Honey Badgers are hardcore motherfuckers.

because a kick or horn to your face will most likely spell your doom, as pointed out lions don't have docters.

It's a cheeky scrub move in water but on land you're just another fuck boi caught with your reptilian dick in your hand

>you can't just let hundreds of the things just rot out in the open
Oh user. Hygiene and contagion is one of the things they barely give a fuck about.
youtube.com/watch?v=6TM9HqFYoNo

Is this killing bites?

Furniggers shouldn't post pure, innocent 90's kino. But please feel free consider suicide. Even this gay Earth did nothing to deserve having you crawling around on it.

those are English bulldog puppies you clown

Everybody is saying infection/injury, but a cape buffalo is strong enough to just flat-out kill a lion. They're called the black death for a reason

>called the black death for a reason
thought that was the african HIV.

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This but literally every other primate

>partially eaten
he's probably fucking raw.

Daily reminder that the pit bull is an innocent victim of the most sadistic endeavors of man (selective breeding to create shitty dog breeds). It's like we took an african american male, cross bred it with a retarded white trash female then cross bred that with an angry manlet.
RIP doggo that never should have been.

That's a joke right?

It doesn't matter what you feeeeel. If you wanna talk about feelings, go to tumblr, newfaggot zoomer.

>because animals DO have a rustic version of culture
tell me more

>Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's up your arse we go

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time to correct the mistake then.

Nature is a hell of drug. No matter how many I go into a thread with nature webms, I always see something new and interesting.

Well we did the same thing to Africans and now they walk around like they own the place bragging about the benefits of selective breeding

Literal niggers of the dog world.

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That meme wasn't even good back then user.

vegans: ohmaigawd guise, respect teh aminals! Meat is murder! Animals are innocent!
nature: fuck outta here faggot, I hunger for hemoglobin!

When are you gonna understand that we live in a clown world and God had a dark sense of humor when He made it?

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room temperature IQ

Reminder that dogs and cheetahs are frens

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I'm... lost.

People had innocent fun with it, this craving for everything to be either edgy or ironic on 5 different layers is what killed this place.

Cheetahs are the most bro-tier big cat. They never attack humans in the wild, and we're the only big cat that can be properly tamed.

Shit I didn't even notice that.

You can see he hesitated

then why is that dog stealing a salami from that cheetah?

BIG SHLOPS

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

>me when my brother comes over and he brings his kids

It's all fake anyways. They just find pictures online and make up a story about what they did.

UMA DELICIA

I get it, they're vicious. But eating them instead of putting them down humanely? Oookay, a tad peculiar but if done right I'm still not totally opposed. But what prep work has been done here? It looks literally fully in tact. No butchering whatsoever. Did they just yeet an entire, intact dog into a broth? Jesus fucking christ. I've worked with seafood and poultry. I know how to humanely kill, butcher and dress an animal and this aint it chief. Even if only for human health reasons. Fucking American mongoloids. They deserve to have the pitbull among them. To me it seems the quintessential American dog. Stupid. Ugly, fat, irrationally and unnecessarily angry, and wielding a power it is too stupid to comprehend or appreciate.

Tell that to Roy Horn.

thoughtco.com/how-dogs-are-helping-cheetahs-1181950

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>hybrid str/dex build vs full dex build

>Culture
>the customs, arts, social institutions, and achievements of a particular nation, people, or other social group
We consider forms of dance to be part of a culture, courting, social organizations, growth rituals, singing and every single one of those exist in the animal kingdom, every single one. Birds do the most absurd dances and singing rituals. When male elephants grow enough they are expelled from the pack by the matriarch. Several animals have a complex social structure. If we were talking about humans, we would study all of those as being something cultural, on animals, we see it as something genetic. In truth it's both.

Luckily she's alright. dose.ca/2014/09/05/girl-almost-loses-her-eye-live-twitch-stream

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>no that's a * some animal which the one in the picture is obviously not *
HAHAHA MAN SO FUCKING HITLERIOUS HERE HAVE AN UPBOAT
you fucking nigger faggots, kill yourselves

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Do animals raised in isolation with no contact with wild examples also do this?

based

Its a taming trick some zoos use, they make dogs raise big cat cubs so when the kitten watches the dog socialize with the zoo staff it becomes less likely to be hostile to them when older.

Death is a nice change of scenery for them. So they embrace it.

yeah buddy you're not an idiot

I like stealth missions.

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>pair beta cheetahs with alpha dogs to teach them how to be alpha
>to aid breeding programs where they wont fuck their own species
this is going to end with the cheetahs trying to fuck the dogs isnt it?

HAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSERS

i don't get it

>I always found it amusing that the Aztecs thought the Spaniards on horseback thought they were like centaur gods
That's a myth, same as Montezuma thinking Cortez was a god.
Don't post anything else about mesoamerica, you'll summon that autistic faggot

Have you watched the webm even? The tiger didn't even scratch all that shit and if he were to, there were like 1 metre of feathers just to be ripped through between his paw and the cocks ass.
What I'm saying is the dumb cat can't discern between plumage and the actual gain.

This dude has no life.

oh come on did you really have to kill the thread

You better start streaming that film..................if you are so great

LA SOPA DE PERRO PITBULLO UMA DELICIA

That's a striped panther you dumbfuck

There are unironically insects and AIs smarter than crocs.

>t. pitbull

Who cares nigger they are the most beautiful thing on this planet

It's a wee bit of both. I live in Europe, never seen a black man with a pitbull, but they almost always look like fucking hoodrats. Guess pitbull ownership is that special kinda indicator of being degenerate trash that ascends beyond any frameworks of racial traits.

>we're the only big cat that can be properly tamed
give me adress and i will tame you

africans use dogs to keep cheetahs away from livestock

Actually yes there is something to be said about that. The russian fox experiment proved that behavior was genetic, that part is simple, the most docile foxes were allowed to breed so over time the entire population was docile to humans. Keyword, docile, not domesticated, they aren't like dogs, there's a test about their main difference, if you put a docile fox on a room with only a human in it, it'll get close, smell the human and then it'll go to a corner. In comparison, if you do the same with a dog it'll seek contact with the human.

Why is that so interesting? Because, and not even the researchers noticed that, before they were "turned" into dogs, wolves already had millions of years of genetic selection selecting for individuals that formed social bonds, foxes do not have such base genetic selection in them, meaning that it would take many more generations of precise artificial genetic selection to get something similar.

hey i like his shit most of the time,it just attract shitposter

Based Stonetoss poster.

Uma delícia is in Portuguese you dumbass

Noice

don't forget the russian fox breeding program also had a control group and a feral group of lineages

No they aren't. These are
youtube.com/watch?v=pDW4IYVlbbw&t=

>in tact

Why are humans so retarded? We just barely left the animal kingdom thanks to agriculture and people have already forgotten the most clear and obvious telegraphs that nature gives.
It's imposing itself on her chair and whipping its tail like crazy. It's trying to tell her something because it's not happy.
She at least understands this but instead of getting up and making herself larger but still compassionate and finding out what kitty wants, she shoves her eyes, the most sensitive part of her body, into the strike range of one of nature's most efficient killers. Who, at the moment, is fucking pissed.
How did we even get this far as a species? Myself, I can GET my cats into that state. But they'll never strike me. The older of my two cats (6 years old now) knows that I'm the boss. I can intentionally irritate her to the point of hissing and howling but she has never once bitten or scratched my face because she fears what *might* happen if she does. And this without me ever having been cruel or violent to her, just annoying.
If you don't understand animals PLEASE stay away from them. For your sake, yeah. But mostly for theirs.

The cat is trying to rescue his owner who is acting like such a hysterical retard that it thinks he's in danger. Meanwhile the dog just sits there also being a retard that runs away as soon as the cat gets involved.

There are two kinds of people who own pitbulls; the first are black people (or niggers as I like to call them), and white trash women who get them as "rescues" after Tyrone gets filled with lead by rival gang members.

With pitbulls it is a chicken and the egg problem: Did pitbulls become shitty because of shitty owners or do shitty owners pick a shitty dog?

are those fists?

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I mean just look at the ugly things. the little rats and cudly big dogs are bought by people that want a cute idiot hanging arround, owners of more wolf likes are bought by people that want a trusty friend or dude to go on a jog with.
What the fuck motivates you to get a fucking Pit?

Can you put a big cat in a stranglehold? How to survive 1v1 if one comes for you?

I’m so fascinated by the way it opens its eyes

run

Isn't there a theory that domesticated cats were mostly an accident? While dogs were trained, cats mostly hung around the crops, eating the pests so they were allowed to hang around. Which is why even domesticated cats today are less likely to obey commands and why, when put back into the wild, are capable of eradicating entire ecosystems. While dogs are more dependent on humans.

What the fuck how did it survive let alone walk it off like it was a minor inconvenience

Are these cats indestructible

Whenyoumakehergush.webm

Throw your shoe in it's face while screaming.

I remember reading an article with some african farmer choking out a big cat by ramming his arm down its throat.

It's the same reason people chose to walk around in tryhard hood getups, it's all a tough guy act but they are too retarded to see the cringe in it

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Muscles aren't just for movements, they can be a natural armor for your vital organs. God I still remember when a ripped guy made me touch his hard abs.

Literally every theory on "uh this animal was/n't domesticated because" is pure speculation based on a just so basis, cats are assholes, that's all we know for sure.

It's probably going to crush your neck before you can react meaningfully.

If one is actually trying to kill you, you are probably fucked. Your best bet is to convince it you are not worth the effort by fighting back. Go for the eyes. If it's a 1v1 cage match and it won't stop no matter what, the only real chance a human has barehanded to kill one is a chokehold.

fag

there's a conspiracy that cats are not domesticated at all.

You look like an insecure twat.

Stop it or I'll get a boner.

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Fun fact about these reptiles. They didn't evolve in Africa like common knowledge sugest to. In fact the panthera genus that's spreaded in that continent is actually fairly recent evolutionary wise.

yeah ive heard this as well. cats havent been bred in the same way as dogs. dogs were selectively bred for certain traits over a really long time, including subservience and friendliness. cats still just pretty much do their own thing.

>Conspiracy

All the tiger needed was for one claw to get tangled in its feathers. That would've been enough to pull it in and feast. Even if the feather that was trapped got ripped out, all the tiger needed was that extra second.

Cats are like living bouncy ball parachutes. They have to fall from a very specific height to actually get hurt. If it's too low or too high they're basically unharmed.

YEAH I ALSO SAW THAT VIDEO FROM THE GIRL WITH THE SHITTY EARPLUGS

>What is skin and fur?
I have killed and butchered more animals than I'd like to recollect. Stand down sissy.

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>Says the guy posting on Yea Forums

THUS
KILLING BITES

my point is it would have sliced through the feathers and the bird would have still gotten away easily.
That shit on the arse doesn't impact it's flight.

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possible. theres a news the other week where a hiker killed a mountain lion in Montana with his bare hands. but he was a bit of a fraud. when the park and game rangers went to investigate, it was only 18 months old cougar and he was fined.

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God I hate dogs

what a rude cat, snatching his toupé like that

>skull
it's a scalp

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Indians rarely kill wild animals, despite the severe space limitations.

Sometimes I forget how truly 'big' big cats are.

Video games are fucking gay.

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It's a long shot but short of having a shotgun, this is your only hope. Letting them take your arm at *just* the right angle so that you can thrust forward choke them with it. Add panic, adrenaline, the strength and experience of the cat and yeah, you're pretty much fucked though.

>cub was starving and sick most likely lost its mother
>guy was a sticclet
>probably just approached him and he panicked

it's a metaphor

It's a restroom you moron.

cat has toupé for it

>How to survive 1v1 if one comes for you?
I'd say the best you can do is find anything that could be used as a weapon. That's pretty much the only upside we have against them. I don't know if we'd even have the strength to choke one out considering their muscle mass.

>Get attacked by a big fucking cat
>Be in luck it's not completely grown up yet
>Barely manage to kill the beast with your bare hands
>Get fined by WWF faggots

This and cats come ripped by default.

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Its a piss'n'loo skadoo you uncultured shiet.

Too late. Game Over pal.

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Well, yeah. That's why it's a theory, not a fact.

It was a fucking cub.

Horses literally did not exist in the americas so the first few people that saw them were probably surprised as well

18 months is not a fucking cub

How wouldn't it impact? That's basically our equivalent of hair. Even with its sharp claws.

>be a soi chugging faggot who kills a cub and tries to make it sound like he just 1v1'd a fully grown tiger

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>ass implants

No it's a vertically challenged giraffe you fucking ape.

That's a juvenile then, not a cub.

Fuck you man

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Dude it's not even halfway to kindergarten. It's practically an infant.

Is it possible he couldn't really tell the difference?

haha I get it he's saying all abortions are wrong because they mean women would have a choice and we cannot have that

>or too high

That's so aesthetic, I'm mirin hard.

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Its a cub. Cougars stay up to two years fully dependent on the mother.

youtu.be/lxN8HpAwS3A

They have a choice to not have sex.

doesnt mean they can't slice your throat at that age

you lost me

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Cats have those extra flaps of skin in their pits for a reason. They basically turn into flying squirrels if they're falling from too high.

No, he's saying pitbulls are known for murdering infants. I don't know how you possibly managed to miss that.

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Unlike you, where you don't get to choose at all.

That's because there aren't many humans in the poles, otherwise polar bears would kill more.

Why are women so damn self centered?
>yeah I mean I'm killing a baby but it's all about me

If a cat charges you, especially one you can't outrun, intimidating it is the only chance. If you have a jacket, stretch it out with your arms so you look bigger. Yell at it, throw something at it, even run toward it - all of that can put the cat into "oh shit what the fuck" mode, and you just have to hope that's enough to override the hunting instinct. Cats have stalking and chasing instincts because they expect prey to run away, so disrupting this can confuse them and cause them to pause and reassess the threat level. At that point, acting like you are indeed a threat should eventually get them to nope out of there.

If you mean the guy who recently did that in Colorado I think you are misinformed. I never heard anything about him being fined and I just did a search to confirm and couldn't find a thing.

I fucking hate Mandatory Sex Mondays.

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there's like 40 million you nazi prick

>be me
>with bud
>walking through savannah
>see something big and fluffy running towards us at full pelt
>jesuschristitsalion.getinthecar
>buddy puts down his backpack and takes out a pair of trainers
>fucking trainers
>"mate, it's a fucking lion, you ain't gonna out run it"
>he says "I don't have to"
>mfw

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I did this at my sister's and she slapped me. Do not listen to this man.

Because then they will realize that 13% 3% in reality -> 50% isn't a meme.

based

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>a cell is a baby
oh yeah rightards rise up

10/10
keked heartily

Don't have sex if you don't want kids you slut.

What would you do in this situation?

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Finally, some good fucking food

big enough to deal this

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>I've lived a good long life, I accept whatever happens

>A baby is a cell

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They're cheetahs, they wont kill you

He could've just gotten rid of them by farting.

M-masaka!

poor cat

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fuck off nyagger

So he got sued for defending himself?

fakest tan I've ever seen, guy should be ashamed of himself
carrot top looking motherfucker

user, please...

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If it feels like they are trying to attack me I would just do something similar to , cats have sensitive noses and maybe traveling with a Melee player would be a good thing for once.

God I want to get barbed by a tigerman

>we're

house cat did this.

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Can I achieve this natty?

If that guy owned a cat he would've known what a horribly fucking bad idea it really was to crawl underneath that apex predators belly.

Mirin'

He got sued for being a fucking faggot.

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Heard the joke before and it's great every time.

Animal webms, eh?

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They can't. Unless you're also a child.

wirin, humiebois?

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???

It's fucking nothing

What makes it a Supreme Champion?

Well i found you now.

How do giraffes get the succ?

>be an actual numale faggot
>get mauled by a cat
checks out

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With that haircut, not surprised. Shame it didn't finish the job.

its was 3-4 months old.

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>you'll never have a giraffeman bf that makes you deepthroat his tongue every time you kiss.

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mate dont let these cunts be rude to you and put down your hair cut

it's much more important to be ashamed of that mustache

Okay.

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These.
Some people say that cats are for numale faggots, but cats absolutely destroy numale faggots. This never happens to real men who own cats.

It looks like dancing, we need more vidya enemies that attack like that.

Those are literally nothing but shallow scratches. A house cat can do worse.

God I wish that were me.

This was Caturday's version for big cats.

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N-NANI!?

>it was only 18 months old cougar
It was younger.

Birds really can be quite handsome fuckers.

Fuck me, a Pokemon like that would be my nigga for life.

That's the kind of bird that should be on the cover for a heavy metal album.

Why was that fucking faggot sticking his face into a cat anyway. Getting his daily whiff of toxoplasmosis?

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>christmas steam code threads

Yes they are some large handsome lads.

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where the fuck do those fish even fit

Now we know how Mary Poppins made her bag.

Where does it go?

that's one intense looking bird

I wonder what jannies were thinking right now..

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Cute!

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This fucking thing can crush bones. Don't tease it.

we /an/ now.

Why are birds such fucking Chads?

fuck off skeletor

>The blood of the innocent will run through my feathers. Now give me a stroke, Billy. Do it for your master.

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What's their battle theme

There's something wrong with that ass
it's either fake or a tumor

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I made a play list with just her videos so I can fap and learn at the same time.

They are good at sneaking around.

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I don't, because it's probably something along the lines of "time to dilate".

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It's like a miss world for animals
The Great Yorkshire Show - They are incredibly anal about the event.
greatyorkshireshow.co.uk/entry-forms-and-schedules/
Not just animals either

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Used to be dinosaurs.

Holy shit

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Ouch

Aside from the crocs and alligators they're the only dinosaurs that survived a fucking meteor I'd say they earned it

You better believe it.

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>This is what dogfags believe

They can't keep getting away with this!

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Large birds are best birds.

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These things literally eat bones and bathe in iron deposits to make their feathers red.

It just wants some cheetos

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That's a fucking Jim Henson puppet come to life.

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Reminds me of the good ol times when dubs threads were a plenty, nobody batted an eye at the nightly gfur threads and bans were inexistent. Remember when we elected Albert Einstein as best sidecharacter of all times?

I applaud the reference, user.

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cat was pissed she ignored the tail language
having said so if something like that would have happened to me I would have instantly strangled my own cat to death

His head looks like a drow ballsack, but it's so fucking cute.

I thought the duck ended up winning?

Yeah, they're fucking great.

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>it ain't easy being cheesy

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You sound like you're not white.

Poor game design perception. Presenting stealth options in a game that's not centrally about stealth isn't necessarily a problem, but forcing someone who has bought a non stealth game to suddenly play a stealth game is. If you can perceive the difference between these two things, conglaturan, you are keener that the average game design studio.

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I honestly can't even remember nowadays, what year was it?

i think my sphincter clenched watching that

damn you got me

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>ywn fly with your majestic wings

You don't know what people mean when they talk about glory, do you?

>F.O.E.! F.O.E.!

>but forcing someone who has bought a non stealth game to suddenly play a stealth game is.
The problem with throwing a required stealth section into a non-stealth game is that it's almost always poorly programmed, and ganky as fuck, which is where the actual frustration comes from.

heh, look at that faggot bird wearing makeup.

my cat doesn't have tail. but I know if my cat is pissed at quick glance.

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I think that chicken is dangerous

*raises paw*
VwV you downt... wike fuzzy... wuzzies OwO

IT'S MANLY MAKEUP

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god I wish I wasn't a winglet

Pit bulls.

Reminds me of Battlemechs.

More like shoebillwife.webm am I right

Where's the glory in dying while being cuddled by a bear?

come back in ten years

My cat can't afford to be pissed at me. Cause i kicked it once he bounced off the wall, he knew the score since.

Fucking dinosaurs, man. This is like the intro to a Jurassic Park movie.

Nigger.

>I'm so tired of this...

cats have natural parachutes

you can drop a cat from 10km+ and it will be fine.

the issue is as with all parchutes they take time to deploy and slow you down. so if the cat is not low enough and not high enough up. it will take damage

Where's a door when you need one?

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99.9999% of all life is irrecoverably stupid. Watch weasels hunt rabbits.

>you can drop a cat from 10km+ and it will be fine.
citation needed

Why would someone prank like that?
What if the tiger was hungry?

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Didn't mean it. I was just taking off my shoes when he buried his claws on my feet. My damp, soft skinned tired feet.
Little Jimster's got his instinct i got mine. We formed a deeper understanding of each other after that.

just try it, you lazy fuck

The tiger is able to understand that the pitbull's massive jaws could mess its paws up easily. So it plays the long game and backs up, giving itself time to observe and deduce how to work around the pitbull's bite. Then it uses both paws around the head and goes in for the throat. Smart victory.

Flying/Fighting Secretary Bird Pokémon right fucking now.

But the make-up is literally fucking metal.

I bet it feels soft

I was expecting him to rub its tummy while it kept drinking. It's a wild tiger though, it would absolutely have killed him if he did.

Jeez that looks so fucking fun.
Jetpacks when?

>Oh fuck
>Oh shit
>Fuck me
>Fuck me
>Fuck me
>Oh well, at least I'm on the ground now.

Why are so many animal so scared of the little things?

>makeup
yeah, no. that's warpaint. Imagine being such a faggot that you wrote this

nigger

Whoever you are, stop replying with such garbage posts and lurk for a month.

yiff