GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>H-HAH! VIRGINBEN SAID THE TOPDOWN WASN’T LINK’S AWAKENING! HE WAS FINALLY WRONG! STEVE ISN’T IN SMASH!!!!! “No!”
Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Grinch leak” Banjocucks, Steve has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Ever heard of MasterOfHyrule, Hitagi, 7chan, and 5channel? And while you’re busy obsessing over Vergeben, care to explain how the topdown remake Vergeben predicted was exactly the title he said wouldn’t be featured? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in! “No!”
Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
>b-but my google leak! “No!”
That leak has already been confirmed as fake by PushDustIn, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
You didn’t get fucking revealed yesterday retard. As much as I want STEVE in I can’t fucking stand people like you. I’m considering becoming a fucking Banjofag just so that way people like you can fuck off
Carson Sanders
Even now, months later, we are still facing fallout from the Great Grinch War.
They'll move on to E3 Then if that doesn't happen, it'll be Minecon Then if that doesn't happen, it'll be TGA Then if that doesn't happen and there's a second Fighters Pass, we'll repeat the cycle Then if that doesn't happen and the momentum keeps going (lets be honest, it'll never die out considering Minecraft is fucking huge and isn't looking to lose its number one best selling spot anytime soon) they'll do the same shit for the next Smash This shit won't end until either Steve or Banjo get in and one of them "wins" their autistic little rivalry
You Blockheads got assblasted hard yesterday! Cant blame you though. I'll fully admit I was wrong during Banjo-kazooie's 20th anniversary. I can bet money that none of you Steveslaves will do the same. Deflect, Dismiss, Deny. It's all you children do.
