Who has a better butt than 2B in video games?

Thanks for the buzzwords boomer zoomer chad cuck. I can play your game as well eediot.

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>its not okay to like anything but other men now because le overpopulation slice your genitals off death to breeders but not uneducated third worlders who do most of the breeding anyway

i think this npc is glitched

Have a gender and cut your balls discotd tranny

bigger res please im begging you

you forgot the word incel

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Me

I love Mika.

My Honey Select/Koikatsu/3D maid/Skyrim waifus.

>fpbp

>boomer not millenial

Spartans were forced to get injected steroids and shit like that to be resistant soldiers so it actually makes sense that females have huge butts

i accept your offer thot

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Stop replying to your own comments we know it’s you
You’ve been spamming Yea Forums everyday for like 6 months straight, you probably have fungus on your asshole for being sit down all day every day browsing Yea Forums

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Wario

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Haydee.

This.

Have sex

No one
But same level? Jack-O Valentine

>mfw 2b is one of my honey select waifus and I can make her butt even bigger

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literally no ass

widowmaker is the anal queen of OW

Big doesn't mean good. It's all about shape and form.

Came here to post this

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jesus christ, that has to be a mod

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it is

>ywn be attacked by R.Mika's fat ass
God DAMN IT

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GOD I wish that were me

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YOU MUST STICK IT IN!

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Disharmonica on deviantart. Thank me later.

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Amazon.

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So...is her butt the only reason people like her?

No, she also has nice tits.

Where? They're tiny little mosquito bites.

>He thinks overpopulation isn't real
lmao

2B does have a somewhat interesting character, but it's nothing really to write home about. So, yeah.

I like her because she gets to regularly fuck this cutie's boipussy.

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How to get an ass like that?

squats and oats

Halo 5 female Spartans have much better asses though.

squats
hip thrusts
lunges
portion control - more important than dieting
red meat
running and stairs
frequent shaving and moisturizing with lotion

Lies. Looks like flabby Mass Effect 2 shit. Reach is what you call a proper ass

SS+ GOMAD

I'm beginning to wonder if the group of people who don't like Nier Automata on here are the one's starting the threads about 2b's butt.

Anytime a thread comes up about the game itself or what people like it's mostly amiable.

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>this thread

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Great! Thanks buds

She's a static character meant to represent being or feeling trapped in a role assigned by history and society that causes her pain. She's cold and distant with 9s because it'll save her grief later. The truth is she's an empathetic person trapped in a painful role.

9S is more interesting and complex and a2 is 2b with the ability to strive to change when presented with her memories.

So she's the cover girl and likable in the end, but not the showcase character.

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Me

See it is not just about the size is about how you use said butt.. and oh boy does she knows how to use her butt

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I am legitimately frustrated that I will never be able to do things with Mika's ass.

too small

Nice textures.

>He didn't use the incel buzzword

Seems like our fellow NPC didn't get the update. Virgins are now called incel

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how can such simple shapes be so amazing?

Look pretty good for 2010.

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I don't think beach girls feel pain when they wear bikinis

how many shekels per word? I think you missed some extra cash user, don't forget using incel and other kind words next time

How does a girl's asshole smell like?

If she just bathed, like soap. It's not so much about the smell as it is about the sensation.

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Do you?

Unironically no one. 2B has the perfect ass and if you have plebeian taste if you disagree.

THIS IS SHIT. SHIT. PURE SHIT.

Just like your asshole. I know most of you are virgins but men and women have literally the same gut bacteria that makes shit smell like shit. There's no difference.

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Shantae is a belly dancer, it should all be in her hips and waist.

too flat

MeNUT

Shut the fuck up Boco

Why does a game marketed at middle schoolers have sexualized character animations? (not to mention the overall frame and design of the females themselves)

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NO ONE

We were having a gentlemanly discussion and you had to go and fuck it up.

nigger

but WHY?

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Objectively speaking, we can all agree on this
> Hottest Female VG Characters
> 1. Samus Aran
> 2. Morrigan Aensland
> 3. Chun-Li
> 4. Cammy White
> 5. Kasumi
> 6. Tifa Lockhart
> 7. Ayane
> 8. Pyra
> 9. Reimu Hakurei
> 10. Lara Croft
> 11. Widowmaker
> 12. Mercy
> 13. Jill Valentine
> 14. Yorha 2B
> 15. Liara T'Soni

Fempyro

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Sequel when

>Not a single senran

Shit taste

Ohh shit now i have to fap.

Hah, beat me to it user

what do braps smell like Yea Forums

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She looks like me wtf.

your own farts
it's the same shit

n-no, this can't be

search your feelings you know it to be true

I have yet to see a single Nier: A thread that isn't just waifufaggotry.

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I got a laugh out of this. What's the source?

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Boku no piko.

there was one earlier, and 2 yesterday. But people who don't like mostly come into the ones that seem to be bait over butts.

I think it's suspicious.

fpbp

Fuck off, incels.

Whatever the brapper is digesting.

I feel great knowing I was the one who started this trend

fpbp

Ivy.

>no Cammy

Nope she also has to have a butt to swing at what you are saying is like being a boxer and having killer arms and shoulders but girly knuckles

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>fempyro
>flesh tone

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but then who needs girls and their brappers when we have ourselves..

Shantae is underrated af.

Cute brown skinned heroines need more representation in videogames.

Sorry friend

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That's better.
Now get that weak baby size outta here.

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imagine being assblasted enough to make that image

newfags are deranged

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Depends where you live, in Centro America and Latin America She is the Number 1 most wanted character (followed by Terry Bogart) for smash and most of her fan art comes from there, maybe because she pretty much hits almost all the marks that Man look from a women over here.
Also they are a lot of Brown characaters in videogames but you have to look really close to find those Like Cerebella, Angel and Mallow because most people just pass them as black

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Tommy Vercetti

Have kids

>you will NEVER have sex
Christ I want to fucking die, just take me right now, nuke my fucking house right fucking now before I even notice

let me educate you on whos ass is best in Overwatch.

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What is she doing here?

this shit is so fucking hot

Its called presenting.

It isnt an animation rip from the game?

Google tomodachi wa mahou

Chun-Li

Haydee

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Lulu once you get through all those fuggin belts.

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>it's a fan art thread

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We are here to get our rocks off

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dilate.

There's quite a few screenshots though

Yes shes the number 1
But she doesnt have the sex appeal

>tripfaggot

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Shantae is like 15 or something tho

Well, that's just your opinion, man.

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Don't listen to those fags.
It's samurai champloo you newfag

me, 9s

don't lose hope bro, we're gonna make it

That's not true and you fucking know it.

Anyone have the original, unshopped version of this?

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Are you offering?

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whats going on here

Get out of there, it's gonna blow!

comparing the original to the photoshop, but in a very strange way

unless your hard drive is like 2gb you have zero excuse for posting an image that small

And get aids

no one

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I wanna be private human toilet for this perfect Goddess ... in the morning, as soon as she gets up ... this stupid anal whore needs to shit

... a really really huge turd !!! ^^ ...

she needs to shit all undigested remains and digested waste from her food ate yesterday ...

she eat so much food ... ^^

she needs to shit ^^ ... all waste from her digestion ... and some undigested remains are inside her ravaged rectum ^^

... imagine about 10 BigMac ate yesterday ...

now thay are all inside her ravaged rectum ... 10 BigMac !!! ...yes ... she eat a lot !!! ... and she shits a lot !!! ^^ ... you can imagine the size of her turd ? ^^ ... almost as big and long as her arm !!! ^^ ... 50cm long and 6cm or 7cm diameter ^^ ... and she makes a turd like this everyday !!! her farting ... a really really putrid fart ... "PFRRRRRR !!!! " ... her destroyed anus opens quickly and ... "SPLATCH !!!" ... "PFRRRRLLLL !!!" (she fart after huge turd ... putrid fart ^^) "PFRRRLLL !!!!" ... she fart again ... we can see her anus ... wild open ... we can see inside her destroyed rectum ... her fucking rectal prolapsus ... "PFRRRLLL" ... (rectal prolapsus fart) ... and suddenly ... "SHLOPS !!!" ... she closes her anus ... her prolapsus ... she has finished emptying her rectum ... all excrement ... all fart ... now she orders us to eat, chew and swallow all her huge turd !!! ... she wipes her anus with toilet paper while we chew her huge turd ... and then she'll go wash herself ... and she will have an anal enema ... after she eats 5 Big Mac and sleeps until noon ... like everyday ... at 13h she eats 5 BigMac ... and does 6 hours of anal ... until 19h ... after she eats 10 BigMac ... and 10h of anal destruction all the night (20h >>> 6h) ... she sleeps 2 hours and suddenly ... she needs to shit her enormous turd ^^ ... for us it's time to eat XD ... everyday everyday ... ^^

what did he mean by that?

Nevermind him, hes more brap than man now.

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I'm scared of the people who really, genuinely write this kind of thing.
This stuff only comes from deeply deranged people, the ones who seem completely normal and clean-cut then go post this kind of shit on forums.

what the fuck is this?

Dear GOD what an astounding behind that is. I think that the female form is proof that there is indeed a God watching over us. There is no way that a bunch of fat and sinew could turn itself into such a majestic form. That ass is a work of art. While i am not one to brappost (i find it in extremely poor taste) I am not ashamed to say that i would lick that crack in your ass clean and i do not care if you had taken a slimy turd just nanoseconds before. Look at it. LOOK AT IT! The way those pants accentuate that round bottom, the way she sticks it out just a little bit to show off her wonderful form. Dear GOODNESS. That plump, juicy and absolutely astoundingly beautiful ASS. What a sick and cruel existence it is to know that such pure unfiltered beauty, such anatomical perfection is out there and you will never get to experience a night with that ass in complete and total servitude to you. Why did God have to make this ass and not let me have the joy and wonder of experiencing it? WHY? I BEG YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY!

Please have sex with me. I am a virgin, but know that i have the sexual appetite to match that of a ravenously hungry tiger. Please. I beg you.

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have kids

What uh....what game is this from

street fighter 5

popular != good

think hard about this user

shut up and fap

Kek

I'm amazed that people are still triggered by this.

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nice zelda you got there you turbo faggot

Brehs...

who?

I'm more triggered by your edit.

>2010
>remember playing the beta
>that was almost a decade ago
LET ME GO BACK

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