Let’s play a game, say your most wanted for smash and someone else will tell you the catch or monkey’s paw that goes along with your character getting in. I’ll start, Bandana dee.
Most wanted monkey paw
Jaxon Kelly
Liam Brown
>bandana dee
his moveset is yet another boring fire emblem fighter like moveset
For me
>Doomguy
Camden Wright
Sora
Caleb Ramirez
Sora has a horribly lame moveset and incredibly annoying voice lines. He is not fun to play as or against. Despite this, he becomes a top tier character. This causes an immense dislike of the character that's so intense that it irreversibly damages the reputation of the entire kingdom hearts series. Publishing rights for the series are eventually sold, but any company that works on a kingdom hearts game invariably finds themselves with a massive flop, eventually driving them bankrupt. Kingdom Hearts dies as a series, and has its legacy tarnished, with people claiming that none of the games have ever been good. After some time, the series is completely forgotten, save for one annoying OP character in an old smash bros game.
Leo Wood
Monster Hunter
Brody Kelly
its the gender you dont want to play as wearing armor and using weapons you dont like
Evan Gomez
He doesn't use any guns, he primarily uses a blade and has a down b counter
For Me I choose Travis Touchdown
Levi Thomas
>travis touchdown
His iteration is souless with none of his personality, even his taunts are bland
Jack Frost
Parker Morgan
It's the guy from Monster Hunter World, a game that will never ever come out on the Switch.
>Ryu Hayabusa
This is probably the rep I want the most.
Gabriel Turner
He ends up being a Greninja clone with some of Sheik's moves
Benjamin Bailey
Unironically Freddy fazbear
Ethan Wood
Neither of these are real monkey paws, come on dude. It would have been much better to say that Monster Hunter will just be Ike with only two songs.
Elijah Reyes
MH is just an Ike clone, there's your monkey paw.
Ryan Cook
You can't tarnish a series reputation that is already meme'd to death as an edgy fanfiction weebshit game with crappy character designs and cringy writing. The only way you could ruin Kingdom Hearts' reputation any more is if the gameplay was bad. Which people would already say is the case with KH3, so...
Benjamin Ward
>Jack Frost
He's just Lucas/Ness except every move has cancerous freeze effects and a back throw just as unfun as Ness's and despite being an annoying as fuck character he's still shit tier because he's more fragile than Mewtwo.
Noah Bell
Smash is also released for XBone and PS4
Luis White
Snoopy, please
Jonathan Jones
Neku Sakuraba
Gavin White
He's so good he makes Melee Fox, Brawl Meta Knight, and 4 Bayo look like joke characters intentionally so shitty it's impossible to win a match.
Connor Harris
Duck Hunt Echo.
No music
No dancing taunt
Bentley Hall
bump
Charles Brown
Where’s the bad?
Ethan Bell
People call you names when you play them, even your friends
Eli Jenkins
Waluigi, I don’t even want him, I just want to see the monkey’s paw for him
Brayden Lewis
>no dancing taunt
:(
very rude of them
Christian Rogers
Like what?
Alexander Martin
Dummy
Thomas King
He's super annoying to fight online and all the annoying little kids use him
Dark Matter
Jackson Miller
Banjo
Hardmode: no Nuts and Bolts design
Isaiah Young
Porky
Andrew Walker
He's stuck in the capsule and literally cannot do anything
Leo Harris
dovahkiin
Alexander Brooks
Popeye
No Mumbo Jumbo transformation modes
Connor Kelly
Sgt. Cortez along with ports
Jack Edwards
Paper mario
Hard mode: no shit from sticker star or color splash
Carter Ramirez
>No Mumbo Jumbo transformation modes
Meh, I'll still take it in a heatbeat
>Popeye
His final smash isn't eating spinach
Cooper Jones
he's an echo, but just straight up worse due to being super light weight and easy to KO
Ryder Mitchell
It's Milla Jovovich advertising the MonHun movie and is a generic gun wielding bimbo with a regular knife. For some reason her name is Alice.
Pic related for smash.
Adrian Walker
>His final smash isn't eating spinach
Ouch. Good one.
Julian Richardson
>Popeye
It’s just a wagie who works at Popeyes, the fried chicken restaurant.
Hunter Ross
Gooey and prince fluff
Aiden Bailey
They are a melee fighter, no guns and moveset is captain falcon medium speed.
Jeremiah Mitchell
I laughed
Christian Butler
Adeleine
Brody Hall
Dark matter
Grayson Hall
No cunny
Lucas Allen
Both lazy Kirby echoes.
Literally a joke character that dies in one hit.
Just Dedede's hitbox but with Ike's sword.
James Richardson
He only uses the basic Shockwave pins, making him pretty much a basic sword user.
Cooper Jenkins
Cranky Kong or Scrooge mcduck
Josiah Butler
Spongebob
Evan Williams
Ralsei or Boy & Blob
Cranky never leaves his chair to fight.
Kevin Taylor
Stanley the bugman
Christopher Smith
>Ralsei
Never actually damages opponents, only tries to pacify them, which leads to him being the worst character in the game
Robert Roberts
Generic sword fighter, brings nothing new to the table
Brayden Anderson
>He's super annoying to fight online and all the annoying little kids use him
What’s the downside if I play as him?
Joshua Adams
It suits him, but no scarf attacks is a letdown. Good strike.
Dominic Lewis
Crash bandicoot
Benjamin Bell
he uses the shitty redesigns for everything, not the ones from the remake, you know the ones i'm talking about
Nathaniel Rogers
Dr. Nefarious or Insomniac Spyro
Crash of the Titans voice actor
Connor Reed
Raiden