Give it to me straight Yea Forums do you let others tell you how you should play vidya

This is a pile of donkeycocks but I'll bite; I've been playing vidya since the early 80s and I'll be buggered if some pimply little shitlicker is gonns tell me how to enjoy my games. Eat pussy you turbonegro

>fatyies in love

unironically disgusting

when you find a lump and six months from now you're fondling a wii nunchuck tit

what do breasts feel like?

salty bags of coins

Like... bags of sand

what does a bag of sand feel like?

breasts

Or how you should live your life, obey laws, pray to a god, ....

coins

water balloons filled with custard

Salty milk

Hell no. If my friend comes over and even so much as suggests what i should do in my current blind playthrough single player game then i tell him to leave and ban him from my premises followed by publicly shaming him for backseating me.

>the government
>your boss
>your partner (if you even have 1)
>your parents

If they suggest an unusual way that's apparently fun, I'll probably give it a try. Like the one planet strategy in Stellaris.

Depends on the situation.

In CS if I am not confident in my play I'll have my teammates tell me how to approach a clutch scenario.

If it's fighting games, generally a person that's beating me down will know much more than I do about the game so it's best to take their advice since it almost always leads to progress.

What does happiness feel like?

Long overdue doc, we almost didn't make it.

reverse sadness

gay

do women like it when you play with their boobs? tell me Yea Forums

Not if they don't know you... :/

Women can only feel pleasure from causing drama or extracting resources from a man. Their bodies are just for decoration.

You are what's wrong with Yea Forums

Depends strongly on the woman, but generally yeah.
They're pretty sensitive, so it helps them get aroused. If you single mindedly rub boobs for like 2+ minutes she's going to get sore and confused though.

>H-hey cous., can you pose in this shirt for me real quick?
Been there, done that

Why are you asking here?

Nobody knows, not even God.

Varies. Some girls are really into it, some girls could care less. Try and be a little gentle, though - they're not a body part you want to hurt.

He is of the few that is right with Yea Forums, it is you that is wrong with Yea Forums.

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zoom off nigger

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>op asks a simple question
>90% of the thread is shitposting
>(you) in a thread you like
>gets shitposted
>WHAAAA reddit is killing Yea Forums fucking zoomzooms!

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happiness is an illusion.

Danke Herr Doktor.

Free will is a myth

>enters shitpost thread
>gets mad when he sees a shitpost

It's weird, every time I try to remember I just end up feeling sadder. Maybe I'm just broken.

fun is a buzzword

Somewhat

Is there a wrong way to play vidya?

I only take issue with one thing...
If you choose anything lower than "Normal" or "Medium" difficulty you're a fucking faggot casual, there is not a single example of a game where playing on Easy is worthwhile unless you're trying some stupid shit out in a sandbox environment. Playing through an entire game, let's say Call of Duty or Saint's Row, on anything lower than Normal is fucking retarded and you're ruining your own experience. There is no feeling of victory defeating a retarded enemy or killing a boss when the odds are majorly in your favor unless you yourself are retarded. Fuck anyone that disagrees, there are all kinds of bullshit counters like "well I play 4 fun hurrdurr" or "not all of us have time to play videogames loser" - Even if you have a full time job and can only play two hours of videogames a week, why the fuck would you play on the mode designed for literal 6 year olds? Imagine being an adult that plays video games, on easy mode.

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Only if they admit it first and even then it depends on what they play. Otherwise I pretend like I don't play them. It's always been like that for me and always will be.