> Kill massive boss
> Achievement unlocked: the bigger they are..
Kill massive boss
Gavin Rivera
James Campbell
>defeat boss
>Achievement unlocked:Another Bite The Dust
Samuel Wilson
>finish tutorial
>Achievement unlocked: Welcome to [game name]
Christian Edwards
>kill boss
>get no achievement
>get depressed instead
Nicholas Miller
>beat up a bully
>achievement unlocked : not gonna bully you anmyore
Ian Allen
>Turn on game
>Achievement unlocked: Hello World
Isaac Mitchell
>Complete game on hard
>Don't also get achievement for beating the game on easy
Liam Hernandez
>Kill Boss
>Achievement unlocked: Defeat the Boss
Jayden Brooks
>game has an imposible achievement
make Carlton a sandwich
Jonathan Green
>complete anything meaningful
>get obnoxious trophy popup
Aiden Jackson
>complete something meaningless
>still get obnoxious trophy popup
Nathaniel Harris
>it's a stealth mission.
Aaron Fisher
GOTCHA
Jonathan Evans
>complete game objective
>feels good without a fictional medal telling me that I did it
Achievements are irrelevant.
Tyler Collins
>kick everyone out of the poolhouse
>achievement unlocked: how could you be so cruelhouse?
Liam Baker
>Encounter characters from previous game
>Don't give you a hug
William Phillips
YOU OWE ME!
David Cook
>make the same shitpost for the 1000th time
I don't get this mindset
Christopher Diaz
>Equip a leg in my main hand
>Equip a brerb in my off-hand
>No achievement
Lincoln Richardson
>enter boss battle
>keep rolling to dodge his attack
>keep failing and getting hit
>die when he's at full health
>Achievement unlocked: "I'm not gonna fight back"
Noah Wilson
He's trying to get the achievement.
Chase Cook
>Oh no, this is the part where he kills us
>Hello, this is the part where I kill you!
>Chapter Title: The Part Where He Kills You
>Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills you
Caleb Mitchell
What?
wut?
What?
wut?
What?
Lincoln Gray
God i hate this one so much.
David Rodriguez
>new quest : read short story
Jordan Smith
it was a good gag. so they're going to re-use it in 3, and it's not going to be a good gag anymore
Andrew Reyes
>Achievement Unlocked: Complete the Tutorial
>Global Achievement percentage: 23%
Carter Johnson
>Achievement Unlocked: Got Milk?
Caleb White
>First short story and first short story in the same room
>No achievement
This is ridiculous
Wyatt Harris
Jonathan Young
>New Objective: Find Geoffrey
>New Objective: Find Geoffrey
>New Objective: Find Geoffrey
>New Objective: Find Geoffrey
Owen Torres
>good
That's a bit of a stretch.
Jaxson Smith
>party member dies
>sad scene follows
>right in the middle of it
>Achievement Unlocked: Party Member Dies
Julian Richardson
>kill black boss
David Hill
>game ends
>main character dies
>Achievement unlocked: Not bad, kid.
James Brown
>game allows dual wielding
Bentley Reed
>buy a gun in third level
>brother character leaves
>no longer have to press x to hug him
what a relief
Thomas Sanchez
>Equip Spray Bottle
>Use it on an enemy
>Achievement Unlocked: You Sell Fish
OOOOOOOOH
Nicholas King
>cutscene ends on a cliffhanger such as a possible character's death
>Achievement Unlocked: Farewell, name... pops up before the follow-up scene loads
Jose Scott
>Achievement descriptions are incredibly obtuse, almost indecipherable
Matthew Gonzalez
>game has more than 40 achievements
Owen Morgan
>Alchemy quest
>Out of Thyme
Tyler Murphy
>Can you make me a sandwich?
>[Speech check failed] nOh.
Thomas Cox
>Game lets you overlap structures
>You can build a Pizza Hut in the garage
Nolan Morales
>"You know what man, you can just drop dead!"
>[Speech Check Passed] [Critical]
>He actually drops dead
>Achievement Unlocked: Oh my god, he's god!
William Myers
Kinda reminds me of Left Alive. For PS4, the "Finish Chapter 1" is at 62%, then drops down to 30% for "Finish Chapter 2". Trophy for finishing the last chapter is a whopping 9%.
God that game is a fucking mess.
Jonathan Jackson
the tutorial has some tricky parts to do as a first-timer but that's just ridiculous
Ryder Morales
what was the original game?
Samuel Mitchell
>upgrade structures a certain number of times
>achievement unlocked: If you Replace the Working Parts...
Jonathan Edwards
>beat first world
>Achievement unlocked: Out of the frying pan...
Samuel Price
>game has 185 achievements
Thanks, Creative Assembly!
Caleb Ross
tf2 has over 500 last I checked
Dominic Price
Breach
Wyatt Ortiz
It was unique.
Joseph Martin
>tuorial
Nathan Wright
>game taken out of all store fronts since servers went down
>PvP Multiplayer only, no bots no AI no campaign
Ross was right yet again. Stop fucking killing videogames.
Parker Lee
It WAS good. And it will be good until they re-do the same joke. THEN it becomes shit.
Michael Butler
Tales of Maj'Eyal has 1746.
Jayden Diaz
>yeah bro I love jet set radio! the power of love!
Josiah Peterson
David Reed
>Turn off game
>Achievement unlocked: Goodbye Cruel World
Luke Baker
>"post memorable songs"
>posts songs from the first stage of a game
Ethan Adams
where those tiddies from
Charles Peterson
that’s sad
Daniel Brooks
Have you tried doing that in heaven yet?
Cooper Edwards
>Audio logs tells you to cut off their limbs
>NPC tells you to cut off their limbs
>Mission Title: Cut off their limbs
>Achievement: Cut off their limbs
Nathan Bennett
Daniel Thomas
>achievement locked: get henry firth to sit down
Why is this so hard bros?
Camden Baker
>game’s tone is serious
>every achievement is a quip or pun
Brandon Thomas
>kill black boss
>Achievement unlocked: the nigger they are...
Brandon Rodriguez
Is that fucking Get Smart?
Ayden Hernandez
Nathaniel Lee
>Quest Giver: Find Geoffrey
>Quest Marker: Find Geoffrey
>Mission Title: Find Geoffrey
>Achievement: Found Geoffrey
Samuel Collins
>Game has no achievements
Caleb Rogers
Dylan Mitchell
>kill bad guy
>everyone is celebrating
>give speech to open people's eyes on his life
>Achievement Unlocked: DID HE NOT FEEL P-A-A-A-A-A-I-I-I-I-I-N WHEN HE WAS H-U-U-U-U-U-R-R-R-T?
Jaxson Flores
achievements have been around since the 360 launch in 2005
more of a boomer thing than anything else
Mason Cooper
>game has options that let you talk to NPCs aggressively
>NPC greets you
>"UAAHHAAU DIE A VIOLENT DEATH"
Tyler Taylor
>in 3
>Valve
Funny joke user.
Jacob Ramirez
JSR's tutorial is unnecessary though.
Connor Evans
> Help merchants with quest
> Quest completed: A Hard Bargain
Brandon Jones
And I was thinking the global achievements for some of my games were bad.
Aaron Cruz
Do you really consider something that only started in 2005 to be boomer? That is the most zoomer thing I've ever heard
Henry Watson
unironically kino
Hudson Johnson
360 is a zoomer console along with achievements.
Cameron Nelson
>Through the game you are able to be kind to the female big bad
>Instead of your interactions being one of wanting mutual destruction she begins to take a shine to you
>At the final option you are given a choice
>One final act of kindness that will stop her evil deeds
>Or reveal that it was all one big lie and you always planned to kill her but wanted to mess with her before you did
Luke Bennett
Matthew Martin
game?
Angel Ross
JSR's tutorial is not easy or required to do.
Caleb Mitchell
Damn, I thought Train Simulator was bad with 1100+
Tyler Williams
Feet have 6 tubes attached (toes and legs)
Where that sign has 4 sides and five letters for a total of 9
Its 69
David Clark
There is no game!
Samuel Myers
the game
John Russell
>get fucked in the ass
>Achievement unlocked: Loyal customer
>suck off a dozen african american gentlemen
>Achievement unlocked: Friday night at OP's house
Evan Smith
>new quest added
>where is dino time?
Adrian Wood
>feet have 6 tubes attached
Grayson Cooper
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