Video game takes jabs at my lifestyle

Yeah, leech off the government instead.

Why would the heir of the king need her husband to get a job?

No one likes a deadbeat

Holy shit I get paid 12.50 for that. Sucks to be you.

That's not my job, I'm just mocking shitty Indeed postings.

who cares

>Asuka
>Ray

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NEETs were beginning to be a real problem in Japan

youtube.com/watch?v=HuYUoLM8BNA

>tfw meet

God help me. How did you escape your neetdom bros?

just have a family member that gets you a job :^)

nepotism

>Asuka
>Ray
That's some cringe.

This or a friend.

>he's a NEET but doesn't have old friends who looked up to him in HS/college
laffin

Took me just under five years from graduating to getting my first job in my chosen field.

Just keep at it. It's shit advice but true.

unironically it's about knowing a guy who knows a guy who knows the hiring manager

it's retarded but that's literally how it all works

nepotism
literally family friend got me a job after 5 years of unemployment

Get paid $11/hr minimum to walk around at Walmart for 40 hours a week, thats where I started. Get in a good spot and you can start at like $12.50 or something no experience. Getting a job is seriously the easiest thing in the world if you're not mentally retarded. You have to do it eventually.

After that what did you do

I work at a distribution facility making $14/hr. I'm 20 and I've only been working a year and a half. It's not so bad, neets. Make some friends.

this show has a funny name

You dont belong

I sit in an office shit posting on Yea Forums and make 60k

You never will, either

Im gonna give you some advice. Go learn general maintenance. It isnt a skilled trade and generally you can find free training for it. Knowing how to change a cartridge in a tap, patch a hole in a wall, change a toilet, an outlet, and how to paint an apartment will take you far. Im now an assistant maintenance manager in a condo, i make $29/hour and have never even finished high school. Learn to fix basic shit, youll thank me in a year from now

Well, I'm sad.

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Well me and my boy have also been working on something that should make us both around 50k per year starting, basically lawn work, pool maintenance and such. His old boss is retiring and passing all his equipment down to us to keep it going and we already have all his weeklys and contacts. He's been sort of mentoring us in that regard. Doing some work, getting some side cash.

Its okay user. I'm also 29 so I've had time to get there

I make 56k a year and only have to work 40 hours for one week of the month and the next 3 I work 36 hours.

Oh you sure showed him

Lied about previous employment after being out of a job for like 5 years at that point, 5 months later and nobody notices a thing so it probably worked out alright.

What job.
How did you get there.i want to get there.

you take that back or I'll use the mammom machine on you

I've done that, depending on where you're at now you're probably good. Unless we're talking suits and big numbers, then you need to pull a heist to get that shit fixed or they'll get you later on for sure.

To be fair finding a job in a medieval like era isnt hard at all.
Just go to any town/village/farm and ask for a job and you get it.
Granted its gonna be physical labor but still you will earn enough to live comfortably, maybe even more.

>save up pay the cheap security guard license fee
>work as a security guard at a construction site
>now you have security experience and you can go work at the local jail and get a bump in pay and benefits
>now you have law enforcement experience and you can brand out to Prison Guard or Cop or a bunch of other things from security consultant to K9 handler

(K9 handler is sort of entry level, but you really need experience before they'll give it to you)

the point is you just want to keep building your options, which walmart really doesn't do. and btw K9 handler doesn't necessarily mean policework, plenty of other industries use those dogs, like exterminators.

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>Changing canonical names
WHY?

Chrono is a fucking stupid name and Ray is a cool guy who is going to save the world with the rest of his aptly named team.

Amber, Bane, Cosma, Asuka, and Earl!

>mfw in 20 years when all current NEETs are either homeless or dead

keep posting those frogs, kids.

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But his name is actually Crono you fucking dumb nigger.

nope his name is Ray

the world is what I make it