Mom walks in

>mom walks in

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>little sister walks in

>having parents that dont respect your privacy
my mom always knocks before entering my room

>are you winning, son?

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Dad would be proud.

my mom just peaks in and watch me fap to loli scat porn until i turn around.

>mom i need you to help me finish this part

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>imagine the smell

That game is rigged. It doesnt actually matter how fast you tap the button. I was disappointed

>Are ya winning, sweetie?
What does your mom call you bros

>Having parents

Nowadays I would say that any parent would be really happy.

My mom doesn't give me nicknames or pet names because she thinks its faggy. she just calls me by my first name.

Nothing compared to this

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this but unironically

gameboy

Davey
>being black
Whats it like being raised by "Granma"?

That's kind of sad...

as someone who comes from an incest family I actually dont have this fear

This made me so mad. What's the fucking point?

Infinite cookies and infinite kisses!

I'd be like, "woah mom, you're alive?"

>that face

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even better

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what do women's farts smell like bros?

like farts.

>game "journalist" walks in

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of course, why do you think i play so many porn games with son x mother just so i can pretend my mom does say it and cuddles with me.

Dont know. But i wasted a few good hours and an index finger beat to shit because of it.

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puffy

boo hoo patwick hoo hoo

Sony really let them get away with that huh

So for Sony it's okay when a male does it...

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Based and Incestpilled

>mom walks in
>"Woah, whip them babies out, Debra!"

Mom is cool.

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which yakuza is this?

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Minus the "my child is a girl even though it has a penis" type of parents.

>reality walks in

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>playing this shit in the HD collection
>have my tv on mute the entire time
What the fuck were they thinking?

>playing KH with my little sister when she was visiting
>when our dad is an extremely, extremely angry alcoholic biker who would frequently resort to violence
>when our dad hated anything girly or feminine and anytime he saw it he would actively remove it
>my sisters face when we got to this section and our dad just got off work and would be home any second

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Still hotter than western women

Well, where's part 2?

God is that Hikaru, fucking based.

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They cute tho.

Sounds like your dad needs to get a bullet in his head while he sleeps

Since when did I find stretch marks cute?

My sister actually enjoys posing for me...