Western devs cant make attractive fem

little girls cannot be attractive

hat kid has a cute girly penis!!!!!!!!

DO NOT LEWD

HAT KID IS FOR HUGS AND HEAD PATS

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You're not supposed to be attracted to children.

She's a nigger with actual nigger traits like the horrible hair that ruins everything instead of just a tanned white character.

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cute and funny?

Is this the biggest ironic weeb game there is?

Shes like 168 years old, hat kid years are like 14 human years.

>draw a white girl
>color it black
why is this allowed?

Post your cuteandfunny screenshots, Pecknecks.

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No, neptunia still exists

I know it's bound to happen

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I'm still not sure what you're trying to say

Can other people see me use the Mustache Girl mod on cuteandfunny?

vocaroo.com/i/s0dUibi7Cr3v

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>being a pedo

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Depends on where you are

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I'm on the Bridge.

HOLY SHIT BASED

Original was better

>not being a pedo

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They can do attractive trann...

I'm pretty sure saying, "Her smug face was asking for it," won't hold up in court.

Are you proud of yourself? The advertisers are in hysterics because of you.

Based
Cringe

Holy BASED

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i'm fuckin dying

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based

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THEY'RE CHILDREN YOU SICK FUCK

I want to see hat kid's BIG LOLI PUSCI.

Nice thread

I'm sure the judge would understand if he saw her smug face.

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what's hat kid doing?

I want to have sex with Hat Kid.

If you want to as well, give this post a (You).

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@462532283
I do but I won't give (You) any

Being smug as fuck.

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Why the fuck doesn't my game boot anymore? I've even tried reinstalling it

lmfao

soulless
vocaroo.com/i/s00ZjHzRPJ2K
soul

Thoughts?

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B I K I N I M O D W H E N?

might be some broken mods now that mod support has been reenabled, try unsubscribing from some

Based.

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Unsubscribe from Conductorware. That mod's causing crashes.

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Based

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i want to sandwich my dick in between them

the side that cunnyposters don't want you to see. They're all a bunch of sadistic fucking monsters. Death to Cunnyposters

QUICK i need to know if i can put any mods without crashing online

thanks lad

>I'm still not sure what you're trying to say
All toasters toast toast, gay luigi!
I sure hope you brought lotsa resetti!

Chapter 2 sucks.

Source?

This but on the Nintendo Switch

Her smug face annoyed me throughout the game

NUDE MOD WHEN?

Mustache Girl mod seems to work. I saw someone using it and I think they saw me using it, since they copied my MG moves, like bomb throwing. You can only see your own bombs, though.

hang on. It looks like this child was NOT consenting.
That's not okay. Do not ruin the purity of loli with your rapeshit.

Is going to the breathing sea that long to load?

She is consenting. She just yawned so her eyes watered up abit

That Twitter account used to curse and reply to all sorts of weird shit. Was pretty funny.

Source on these now

Oh that's okay then. Sorry, I got the wrong idea.
Have a 404 girl.

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exhentai . org/g/642831/cb53fb1e3a/

Oh just fucking kill yourself pedo

how?

Is this the current hat kid thread, out a title in the OP so I can find it faster.

What about the fact it's a drawing

>all pedos want to rape kids
no we don't
>FUCK YOU YES YOU DO!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

These reacts made me think this would be Wario

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>Oh just fucking kill yourself pedo
The butthurt of old hags being necessary to keep them humble, the right of the people to loli and cunny SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
Come and take them!

Hey do the giant and small character hats work? Is anyone in the spaceship able to see me when I get big?

*Ahem*

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>African American slaves being forced to work on the cattle ranches. (1879 colorized)

>this thread

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To be fair he has a point. A lot of """"consenting"""" sex with adult women is promiscuous slutshit, does not result in a loving relationship at all, and only results in them being unable to find a happy life as their emotional purity is just as ruined as their bodily purity.
""""consenting""""" is in massive quotes, because consent implies you understand the consequences of the decisions you're making, and the average roastie doesn't even believe in the concept of "the consequences of the decisions you're making".
I see no reason why it'd be different for 3dpd cunny either. Studies show that the younger a girl has her first sexual intercourse, the more partners she has before marriage, and the less happy she'll be in later life.
And if adult women can't give informed consent, then it's unlikely that young women can give informed consent either - they're vulnerable to the whole 3dpd meme of the cock carousel, and that's terrible.

Instead, loli should be allowed only after _marriage_, so that neither partner has the choice of being a slut and ruining their own future. That way you can have your long-term loving monogamous relationship, which is pure and wholesome, and that's good.
Same with your waifu. You do have only ONE waifu, right?

Quick rundown of the workshop level collection posted last thread:
>JoJo level
Not worth it, basically a long JoJo meme cutscene with one very short platforming section in the middle.
>Mafia Boss 3D
Cool idea, could be implemented into a wave rush mod.
>Hat Kid steals the declaration of Independence
Looks like it might be well made, unfortunately it crashed during the loading screen so it's not multi viable.
>South Island
Looks nice and is very short, but I think the update broke the ending where there's supposed to be a piece so you have to manually exit.
>Mystery Shrine
Short, okay I guess.
>Hat Kid throws a party
Not a level, it's a short video
>Hat Kid delivers a Ninktonto
Pretty good, rough around the edges but I liked it. It's a short scooter level.
>Snatcher's Keep
Okay I guess, short and easy.
>Dab emote
Clientside only, you can't embrace the dab online.
>Any custom hat
Can't see online, you might be able to see the effects like the Wing Cap and the Sonic hat
I suggest making a Rift pack for everyone to download instead.

Does Hat Girl still gets porn?
Is she the most lewded western loli?

Probably

>most lewded western loli
No, that's probably the girl from Ben10

>you will never be a slaveowner with an iron hand forcing your bow kids to harvest optional collectibles in minigames with tons of waiting around for timers and bullshit RNG

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can you even see the normal mustache girl when she's raiding your place? Someone saw me running about as her

>ends halfway through
uhhhh

Don't know about online, but you could always just use console commands.

I highly doubt it, I didn't see any Mu Girl running around. Only dyes are syncing (according to the patchnotes, haven't actually tested it). Multiplayer is still the same except now we can play workshop levels.
Yes.

didn't a cop get fired for sharing that pic once

>Is she the most lewded western loli?
That'd be Scootaloo from My Little Pony. After the other cutie mark crusaders comes Star Butterfly.
If you're looking for vidya characters only, then you're going to have to go way down the list before you run into Frisk Undertale and %name% Undertale, though those two are split between the sexes.
Going all the way down the list, you'll eventually stumble onto Annie from League of Legends, the first unambiguous loli from vidya in the list.
Hope that answers your question.

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Is that cropped child porn?

is there a hat in time dlc out..?

There are a couple other multiplayer mod collections, gonna look through those at some point.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1743980021
see steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1734740933
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1741670630
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1743903906
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1743296131
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1538369614
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1731203837

Goddammit you fucks I obviously meant lolis from games. Obviously cartoon lolis get more porn.

Fuck off brony scum, there's nowhere near as much porn of shitaloo as some other characters. 90s tv shows have been being lewded for almost 30 years now.

Also the larger levels need time to load, if you check the task manager it'll say that HiT isn't responding but you just have to wait.

Grown ass men did this
Let that sink in for a moment

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No

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>there's nowhere near as much porn of shitaloo as some other characters.
"Loli" was specified, which would eliminate most of the characters. The mane 6, for example, are depicted as being teenagers. This puts them well outside the loli category.

Only pathetic weak men who get their ass kicked by women go for children, user.

God I fucking love Neptunia.
Not because I like Neptunia alone (honestly it's kind of crap), but because it makes the plebs seethe. Seething plebs are pure ludo, and are amazing enough that even the worst game becomes the best game if enough plebs seethe at it.

I can't fucking take it anymore, I've watched over 400+ anime, watched tons of cinema, read a significantly less amount of books, and I STILL have never been hooked to a character before like this. I need The Empress. I understand what's been wrong with me for the past 10+ years, why I've been so utterly bored of all women that have been interested in me even if they're leagues above me in physical attractiveness, and why I felt nothing when I broke it off every time. They're just not fucking like her. They're not strong, or independent, or funny. I'd like to say that some of them were, but I can't do that in good faith. The Empress is all I ever wanted in a partner, you know, someone who can beat the shit out of me but isn't a mindless brute, someone who still retains womanly aspects while being so much more, someone who I can banter with and actually rely on and see as an equal. I wanna take her out stargazing and wandering through forests in the middle of the night for no reason at all. I want to drive to absolutely nowhere and stop wherever seems interesting while we shoot the shit and stop to cuddle at some points. I'd drink and watch shitty movies with her and laugh at them but not dissect them like some gay ass faggot armchair movie critic subhuman like my previous gf who has absolutely insufferable and I wanted to slam her against the wall and tell her that her stupid fucking opinions don't matter and that you don't know what good shot composition is you pseud bugwoman cunt. God, The Empress is so lovely. Haha oh man I'm cackling right now and it's probably because I've been drinking alone again and it's pathetic, but also because I finally get it. I finally found my type bros, and even if they don't exist, it feels like this great weight has been plaguing me for years has finally been lifted. Maybe one day I'll meet her, or someone like her, but probably not. Oh well, at least I'm a little bit closer to peace.

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>when you are so much of a thot, other thots need to patrol you

why?

Nobody gives a fuck about bestiality porn, we're discussing cunny you fucking degenerate.

She is fictional.
You are real.
This means you have two options:
Either make her real
Or make yourself fictional.

A true cunnyseur does not limit themselves.You are needlessly restricting yourself if you only go for humans.

BASED

And hatpilled!

SAUCEEEE

It looks like born-to-die

THANK YOU

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what mods?

gee i dunno man which mod do you think it might be after watching the video?

Well be a dick about it.

I don't know
my pocket mindreader got broken

RAW QUEUE LIKE A HURRICANE

Man, how can anyone jam it to something like this? Shit just bums me out.

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You sound actually autistic

Why does this character look like Deviantart vomit

Here's my own list that I'll update as I play more levels. I played about 50 hours of Workshop levels over a year ago but I didn't keep track of which ones might be good for multiplayer.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1744286298

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I am. Autism is a superpower. Normalfags can stay mad, stay bad.

>someone is using co-op in the lobby
Hope you and your pal and having fun watching children cause a ruckus

>SYTEO

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If you rearrange the letters and add one you get OYSTER.
What word starts with R?

My problem with black kid is that her hairstyle fucking sucks. If they want me to like her, they better give her a good hair style

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shame that that image is very disingenuous and the devs don't actually even care enough to let you see cosmetics in online

It's fan art, calm down. I agree though.

That's Yotsuba you fuckin newfag

It does allow you to see cosmetics online. Just doesn't work all the time.

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>Radical + Spooky Climb
Shows the potential of maps centered around the skateboard mod. Skateboard is a bit too floaty and the rails are janky. Some parts are kinda wonky in this level near the top. Doesn't have a piece at the end, have to manually exit. Worth a playthrough to get the hang of skateboard movement but otherwise I'll remove it.
>Breathless Sea or whatever it's called
Currently waiting for the damn level to load. I suspect it won't load.

One thing I really dislike about it is that it always stays dark brown. Hat Kid's hair changes according to her costume/color but Bow Kid's stays the same no matter what.

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>It does allow you to see cosmetics online. Just doesn't work all the time.
>shows none

he means diferent hats,

hat kid only shows the "hat kid" hat

bow kid is obviously very rushed out because they wanted those virtue signaling points. she barely even has facial animations ffs

I saw John Wayne with a stroke playing Mustache Girl. I wonder if he saw me playing her too.

What’s the problem with that?

IMAGINE.

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DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

Not him but I'll install the mod and see if I can see you with it now.

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>attractive
They're kids you sick fuck. Don't sexualize my daughter and her black friend.

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P

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Another update.

Why can't you say "friend" you insensitive prick?
Don't you realize she already feels bad about being a nigger?
Show some respect like a normal person would, you big dumb faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=BwowCwRxrMI

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I logged off, I'm afraid. Gotta sleep soon.

F

HK saying DARRRRRLLLING and MMYYYYYURRDDERR is kino

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Cartoony Artstyle>Anime and Realistic Artstyle

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Goddamn, I would the hat kid

post fat kid

I am now Mustache Girl, lemme know if you can see it (you probably need the mod).

She doesn't has any black features, lots of japs just make take a regular character and give it brown skin because it makes for cool character designs.

>Hat in Time
>Japs

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Friendly reminder to say "Thank you" whenever you see anybody with this skin

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Thanks doc

Swear mod works online, perfect.

FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT

I like this

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But do others hear it?

>Hat girl
Is't Hat Kid a male?

I doubt it, mod has custom audio files. Which is why it's in the Yea Forums collection posted before.

best sticker coming through

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

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The detail in those dicks was delicious, but slapping them on those tiny bodies kinda loses the eroticism for me.

nintendo wouldn't allow trans propaganda in their game. maybe if nyakuza never came out and ruined everything

post links to the dick and swear mods and/or pictures, i wanna have these

Dick mod? I really want that...

m8 even japanese characters don't have jap features. they are just whites who speaks japanese

I should make a collection of some better levels myself tomorrow.

god, same[/spoiler
apparently some anons have seen/have it, like and by the way, post it

Do we have an actually good modpack yet?

Wait, so there isn't a mod of them being nude with a cock and balls between their legs? Sad.

Here's a really hard but fair and fun platforming map. Just know you probably will get a bit upset but it's definitely possible to complete.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1176286866

I'm not saying there isn't, but I can't find one, and some anons here obviously have seen something like that.

Here's one of my favorite troll maps. I still haven't been able to complete all of it.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1195525527

I'M SUMMONING HIM!!!

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Name it cute and funny as well so we know what to look for.

Hey, if they want to bring up sexuality with that trans shit, then I'm gonna lewd their characters.

>Child porn

As if the trans flag wasn't evidence enough of them being retards.

multiplayer was the best thing ever to happen to this game

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It's a work in progress m8, there are hundreds of levels.

took the picture too soon apparently

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>Killing Two Birds
Holy Hell
Death Wish is pain.

>Western devs can't make a game without dark humor, mafia and politics

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Pic in the center is Shadman's.

It's time to separate the boys from the men. Install the following levels and in about 10 minutes (I'm eating) we can all try one. No unique mods such as flying, but if you're suicidal you can try the skateboard mod or the Sonic hat mod. If any of these seem like they'll be fun for multiplayer I'll add them to the collection.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1172265627&searchtext=beta hero
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1553181245&searchtext=beta hero
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1176286866&searchtext=mushroom
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1176258878&searchtext=mushroom

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>no one knows about my super secret skip on wound-up windmill

S E Q U E L W H E N

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Big booty.

Friendly reminder to EVERYONE in the thread to have my skin installed
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1577356770

Oh god... I think we found a lolicon amongst us. Away with you weeaboo pedo!

>can see when someone else is peace and tranquility-ing in death wish

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Level of mogging:
Shadowchad (takes effort to unlock) > virtualchads (cutest outfit by far) > everyone else

A drawing isn't child porn because its a drawing and no child was involved.

Beta Hero first?

If I install it without wearing it can I see you with it?

LADS, odd request. can somebody turn this tweet into a gif or webm, please?

twitter.com/HatInTime/status/1064552060572577796

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails?id=1568795621

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Yes, along with whoever else wears it

Protip for mushrooms, turn the camera facing down and watch your shadow.

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I'M GOING TO SAY THE C-WORD

Oh user you're the best! Not much else to give you except more cute Hat Kid. Love you

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what level are we in

Just finished Beta Hero, a bit challenging and fun. I liked it.

Have you entered the gate to hell at the start of the stage

So, colors will be visible to anyone with that mod installed? Nice.
I can add those to a list then. Along with Mustache Girl mod.

Oh I did not see that, I'll go look for it

I'd imagine Hat Kid would get a better chance with Slap City. Actually would fit in really well.

fucks sake user

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Based and redpilled.

woo this music

Oh god the collision

Why is that monkey hugging the sexy loli?

Can this game be played with a keyboard or do I need a controller?

Come on Andy you can do it

I wasn't expecting this, I ran back to the start for fun.

fucking based

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These shrooms are wonky as hell

Sense of superiority/autism always needs explaining.

literally impossible

Sometimes I get to bounce, others I slam right into it and fall off

What about it, clown man?

yikes

I was at the last spider and my homing didn't work. We're almost there.

Pedo trash. If you are honestly sexually attracted to depictions of prepubescent children then you need to hang yourself. Better yet get some helium and a gas mask, it'll be nice and painless

What are you, gay?

PECK

If not wanting 9 year old pussy means I'm gay them yes, I'm a flaming faggot

super late but it's this level
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1526583317&searchtext=timmy
with this hat
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1526508491&searchtext=timmy

no idea if they are still working after the update though

Hey, its me in the background

I get across and suddenly two other catch up to me. You guys aren't making me wait too long.

AHHHHHHH

If we take too long just go on ahead, I hate shrooms

Corundum?

Do you know how to read?

it's actually harder if you try to wait and take your time going mushroom by mushroom

>peace and tranquility gives you all 3 snatcher points for completion
deathwishes are HARD
i did what i HAD TO

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Spamming double jump after going off the shroom works a lot better than trying to spam it while bouncing. It's still a pain in the ass though.

cope. white females look masculine.

Hat kid is cute, but ribbon girl is an actual goblin and I hate her design so fucking much. Fuck

I'm not gonna judge you for using p&t user.

The homing on the spider is gay

>Used peace and tranquility
>Completion leaves a little mark as evidence
>Redid it on hard mode
>Too autistic to use it ever again
I've been tempted so many times but I don't want that little hat kid stamp

thanks user i started to worry when people piled into the windmill with me

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>peace and tranquility gives you all the snatcher points
>also leaves a different mark on completion
is this going to haunt me later somehow?
i didnt lose anything down the line for relying on this did i?

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I think its funny that Hat Kid finds this yakuza bitch scarier than Snatcher.
Her 'boss fight' was a joke, shes just some chick with a gang & a bazooka vs a time lord.

>promised two-player mode
>it's one and three fifths-player mode

I don't think it changes anything but it's a mark of shame for me so I avoid it at all costs.

someone out there in the internet might judge you, how terrible.
you can also just use workshop mods to cheat the deathwish and not have a mark so it only matters to you

No, you can get all the unlockables no matter what, pretty sure you can even get the "end" of deathwish with P&T marks.
At least I know I will since I don't enjoy the one hit hero badge on bosses.

please point me toward the cute outfits

I'm going to be on these fucking shrooms for an hour and I'm getting worse, feels bad man

Made me kek. Nice one, user.

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thanks for the hope, anons
i dont enjoy difficulty for the sake of it, but i love the game to bits so peace and tranquility has been wonderful for me

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I spit all over my damn computer god damn user

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I like some of the dificulty and creativity of the dathwish, but other ones can get fucked. specially on release with the bugs, jank and harder objectives.

I did the limited jumps with ZERO jumos and bugged the timepiece when it spawned with the ice cap.

I'm trying to get over to the shrooms so habanero can jump off my head

It's okay I know what to do I just suck

i'm trying too it really helps!

>tfw when i finally figured out what cute and funny refer to
damn it took me a while but it all makes sense now

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Is this peak videogame

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I wallrun on that last shroom right?

you wallrun and jump onto it yea then wallrun jump again to climb the wall

Thank you your enormous patience everyone

Such a big triumph and we still have so much stage to go

>no egg

fuck off.

That was exhausting

Is this Brendaniel?

jesus fuck that last jump what the fuck

what do i do on that tiny red platform

Slow down time right before landing on it and jump immediately

you have to jump off pretty much immediately otherwise you won't have enough height to wall run up to the end platform so make sure you slow time down before you land

No, that's the 404 girl. When a thread 404's, the thread is replaced with an image of her.

Timestop

>being a pedo

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Let me try saving my timestop on the gears

A drawing isn't porn because it's a drawing and no adult sexual activity is involved.

Tiny platforms are the death of me

If you have the fast hatter badge on you can use it during the gears, deactivate it at the mushroom, then use it again before the red platform

What's with the height on jumps when selecting a hat? That doesn't seem normal

Staying on that shroom to charge is a pain, I keep drifting

she's so cute!

try to keep yourself in the air as long as possible when doing the gears so you can move through them easily with time stop

BASED

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This mod is kind of tough

This is like the Hero's Journey except the hero has parkinson's

U can also do the gears without timestop if you land correctly

Almost.

What about actually good nep games?
Nep 4 was pretty good.

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Fuuuuck I was an inch away

I'm ... not getting those doom .wads and Zappa vinyls am I.

What level is everyone on?

I am trapped in Beta Hero (hell) and everyone is patiently waiting on me to not be retarded

hell

Left: Soul
Right: Soulless

Something about white korra.

this is so adorable.

>Devs are literally from Nordic European countries like Sweden and Denmark
>Western Developers

lol

Need more heads to jump on?

I can't do this part, I've been 1 centimeter away from the ledge thrice now
Good night everyone, I hope you can make it through where I couldn't

I'm actually like an inch short when I try the jump, that's my problem right now

Night, you made it this far.

man down bros

Oh god

>trannies
>Deleting reviews
>banning any criticism

You can't even hit the timestop if you're caught in a gear hitbox

NEPU!

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I WANT TO FUCK HAT KID SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HAT KID SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE GIRL WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER LITTLE GIRL BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK HAT KID I WANT TO FUCK HAT KID PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK HAT KID I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER LITTLE GIRL PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE HAT KID I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK HAT KID I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT HAT KID HELP ME FUCK HAT KID SO HORNY FOR LITTLE GIRL ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING BOW KID AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT NEGRESS SQUIRTS EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK HAT KID I WANT TO FUCK HAT KID

BASED AS FUCK

I have a wing cap, should I just spare you guys and skip this section?

This was an hour and a half ago so that might be for the best

Yikes. My bad.

>trans flag implies hat girl is actually hat BOY?

Anyone else wishes Black girl looked more like a black girl? She looks like a tanned white girl.except for the hair.

>hat boy

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Okay, this is based

>Trans flag
>in a kids game

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>v.mp3

How are we going to cross this one bros

This is literally just rng

literally how

Fucking collision how does it work

Okay, I will stay and let you bounce off my head, this is ridiculous.

Post good mods

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Also I can't see shit when paused so let me know if this is good.

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You're fine, the problem is we carry momentum when jumping so its hard to land on you. It's appreciated though.

Yeah it's nuts. I don't think this game's physics was meant for super speed.

They're children, user.

I see one person up there. Is that white ledge you there the end?

Yeah, there's another box that should take us to another area. was hoping for a checkpoint so I could jump down and take the spot as stepping stool.

jesus christ

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bros i don't got flying cap

I'm gonna fly up there and see if there's a checkpoint. My thumb is tingling anyway and I've already accepted defeat on this level. I think I prefer mushroom hell over this.

>all deleted despite no nipple
Mods are fags

Platforms seem glitched to me. To low. Maybe restarting will fix

Can't blame you, this one is literally just luck. I still have no idea what the proper method of getting across is.

It's okay, we will form a human ladder if we have to. For future levels like these be sure to include it in case we get speed physics shit like this. I am not ashamed to say I have lost on this one.

sauce?

Okay how do we get him up here

we lost another one

wing cap gotta help a niggy out

Wait, weird. It definitely took the last one off the list for me. Never mind then.

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what the fuck how

kill ALL pedos :)

Based and 100% true
Yikes, this ain't it chief

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Was right
Those platforms are glitched and we're lower.
Restarting fixed

Did the third one get hit back by the door??

Holy shit congrats

Are you fucking serious lol

the fuck is going on in here?

Western devs can't make games without niggers in them.

It has to be bugged, there's probably a token here.

>N-no THIS nigger character is just fine and b-based I swear guys I'm redpilled
Every. Time.

Did only one candle light for you guys?

Yeah, just one. Guess that's all we can do.

we won.... but i feel like we lost.....

A hollow victory with a handicap to boot. That was entertaining but I'm gonna delete this one ASAP, or at least never touch this Hell again.

If you guys want to do another one, we can do one more laid back like Golden Leaf. Feels like a bad note to end on.

I don't mind doing more. Hopefully nothing else like that just yet, that was a lot of work for a disappointment.

i need to get that one

I will try Golden Leaf for us, I think it has a lot going on so it either will take forever to load or just crash.

nvm i have it

Grab it and anyone else that wants to join. Let's take a 10 minute break.

SO HERE I AM, KING IN THIS COUNTRY!

Oh if anyone has the Mustache Girl swap installed, let me know if you can see it (Habanero).

I want my own irl hatkid.

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Cope you whiny Honky.

Ending was glitched for me and final statue was missing.
Beat it again and it appeared

Reminder, you perverts lusting over loli are genuine pedophiles and no lame excuses will change that.

>tfw like rape but not all the other hardcore shit that tends to come with it

Yeah we just left, got tired of that one. And Mu appears online, cool.

getting mixed messages here...

How do I stop being a pedo then?

Stop being a neet, socialize and as memey as it is. Have sex.

oh look (((more underage interracial homosexuality)))

i wonder (((who))) is promoting this

It's probably gonna feel like it's frozen but just let it load. Alt-tabbing might kill it. If it's been 5- minutes and it's not loaded I'll just presume it failed.

>telling a pedo to have sex
Why are redditors so dumb

I'm already in

have sex with women, not children. Is that easier to follow, pedo?

>when someone depicts the reality of pedophilic rapists it gets deleted
>hurr c-cunny im totaly not a pedophile guise haha im not a sick faggot that needs to die

>cuteandfunny
>cutefunny
>cutunny
>cunny

Yeah that actually loaded faster than I thought it would.

based

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>beat mini boss
>no time piece
u wut

You don't. Just accept your good taste.

I think this means most workshop levels have to be recooked.

Kill yourself.

>girl

I do not remember how to get up to the dweller area.

Pretty sure this entire map is broken. Got on top of the tree and got a cutscene and nothing happened.

Yeah it's broken. It was a pretty decent Mao though when I played it a year ago. I think it's safe to say that any level with multiple time pieces is broken.

Oh try dying, it reloaded the level. Might not fix the time pieces but the music and enemies are back on.

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>Zoomer hating on literally every black character for no reason other than them being black
Reminder that not only is demo one of the best black video game characters but he's literally "forced diversity" because they tought a white irishman would be boring so they made him black to make him more memorable

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This thread is full of nonces

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Demo is a nigger too user, anyone that thinks otherwise is a poser.

just blew up the golden leaf galaxy

I was about to but the entire level reset

t. ugly roastie
Go back in your grave, granny.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0dUibi7Cr3v
holy shit user

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Had a good laugh at the game's wiki

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>I'm using tilt controls!

top kek

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ded game
ded thread

Since this level is busted do you guys want to try another complex level like this or some time rift

Brb

Uh oh, now I'm stuck on Connecting. Guess the servers are busy. If it doesn't load soon I'll just call it a night. Now we know we should avoid anything but simple levels until the time pieces bug gets fixed.

think thats it for me lads

Night man. I'm gonna test a few more levels and head to bed.

>girl
Hat kid is confirmed a boy, shitlord

I'm done too, assuming this is still going on tomorrow I'll join again.

that's right

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Hat Boys time to shine

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Hat kid does not have a black man penis.... but Bow kid, sure

>Not 2 hat 2 time

Gay

4 Floor Run works fine. It's short and easy but I'll keep it in the collection

Conductor's Village looks nice but is just some fetch quests in the beginning. Also I think I encountered a glitch that prevents me from progressing.

This looks familiar what is it from again

Guess again faggot

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Breathing Sea is currently broken as well.

They made a comic out of 404 girl?

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Clockwork Cape seems to work but it's dull and ugly.

Only turbo virgins call women "females"

I enjoyed 4GO, mainly because of Bouquet.

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It was ok. I have no fucking clue why I paid $60 for it though, I remember going back to look at my bank statements and was surprised that I had bought it at full price and didn't wait.

Fuck off

unironically based

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Do you happen to have Butt Jugs' picture

Never again.

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Have a seat if you please?

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Looks like weebshit Ellie and Riley.

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>broke 100 DW stamps
>all that's left is mostly one hit heroes and seal the deal side objectives
I don't want to but it's so close.

Why did they think a seizure was a good final boss?

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do I need all the yarn for 100% completion?

nah, yarn doesn't count toward completion. Only main story + bought dlc's

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Taking requests

yeah youre right. they only make unattractive little girls. western devs are the worst

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MY RETIREMENT

I don't think I ever finished this, I remember it being good though.

cute queen vanessa costume, shame mod costumes don't sync.

I did it bros!

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honestly would love smug taunts, imagine just smug dancing all the time
>japs
a hat in time is a western game

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congrats hat kid

thanks for making those
It was a good time

Thanks Doc(?)

no problem, i usually leave obs running and then come back to 50gb of video. it was a good time but I also felt like a shitter on those mushrooms. i'm sorting single timepiece by popularity and just adding everything to try out tomorrow, I'll update the mod list later.

What are your guys' camera settings? Mine are Assist disabled and Very Far.

bow kid is fucking pissed

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With cute and funny girls?

ok well I kinda went overboard on subscribing to workshop levels but there's plenty to try out later. I have a script somewhere around here that can automatically add everything I've subscribed to into a collection, so I'll do that later and we can try the levels. Report back if you try any workshop levels that don't suck. If you have a dye that you like using we can add that to the collection so you can get the (you)s.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1273433073

the ddlc pack please

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optimised version (original is not)

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Some of these are dyes and silly stuff like the laugh track and the MGS Game Over music but yeah, time for me to stop looking through levels.
Added.

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>Thread about wanting to a fuck a little cartoon girl who literally has "Kid" in her name
>up for 12 hours straight
What did the mods mean by this?

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howdy lil girl how about ya take off those clothes

nice, hopefully one day I'll be online when there's a ton of people, instead of like 10
howdy

>tfw finally got around to getting the babby mode sticker

Sweet

Toblerone commercial

Collection has been updated since I found the script. I'll sort it in a bit, lemme know if anything stands out.

Oh also these are just what I'm subscribed to that were all auto-added, I'll remove what doesn't work in multiplayer.

Do you have autism?
I legitimately can't comprehend why sexy drawings make you so angry.

You wouldn't ever be regardless. Slave owners were rich businessmen with no respect for human life, not lazy NEETs with no money or respect for their own lives.

>this one is different

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I wonder if we'll ever get more levels that center around playable Mustache Girl. I recall there being a couple good ones but they're probably broken now.

from missionary

this

>this whole thread

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Unbased and shtipilled

I want to get pegged and raped by hatgirl.

>Implying they aren't genderfluid and all straight relationships end up like that guy chained up in Vanessa's basement

That's it, I'm making a bikini mod.

wtf

Shame Shad stopped drawing pedo stuff after Dafne Keen's lawyers wanted to sue him. That was so long ago too.

based

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You know Yea Forums, I wouldn't even be fapping to this if it weren't for you. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

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Not attractive but cute for sure.

Holy moly this is 32gb. Don't click Subscribe All unless you don't mind, we can just announce a few levels in the thread to play.

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More...

My brain couldn't help but interpret CUNNY as Kanny
based

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0dUibi7Cr3v
is that cr1tikal?

>The nigger is a nigger, needs no explanation.
>not liking fangs on a delicious brown loli
faggot

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Brown lolis are fuckable.

Can you see the new loli panties or is it censored?

this is not a delicious brown loli though, she's a nigger

is the server still cuteandfunny

>looking up images
When did shadman stop sucking? There's no stupid goth makeup or piercings in any of these.

fuck off trannies

yes, and 12345 seems to be the current normalfag one for when Yea Forums is asleep and you're feeling lonely.

What is this from?

i diagnose you with gay

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what in the hay

So should I play this game for the story and gameplay?

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New? Please elaborate.

The black loli. I know hat kid you can never see her panties.

What color are they?

I'm asking because i dunno if you can see them.

I see. I would guess probably not, the people who made this game know their audience.

Yeh they're sjw cucks who think lewd loli is cp.

Yeah, at the moment I'm giving some directions to one guy through the Nyakuza metro.